my new zealand

in my new zealand oh the mountainsides so fucking green we successfully resist the outside idiocy we dont frankly care what great britain or the united states says or does we are here in this safe place we are at peace with the world and ourselves we are a southern hemisphere skandanavia this integrity you envy will never be bought some beautiful volcanic paradise place i wander to the beach sometimes attended by laughing maori girls singing some beautiful song i am too old and too new to understand they dance and move through nature as i merely walk women of warriors i must look so strange to you they laugh all men are strange to us… the water is cold and i feel great fish and whales in the green depths i travel in the footsteps of nature i meet the locals the men are fierce and handsome the women are elusive and smiling i have these beautiful tattoos i am yet to decipher the story of a people and the islands they came from the journeys the battles the betrayals the cruelties the endurance we remain defiant truth maybe means a bit more here yeah we’re old fashioned we still dont mind a bit of truth yeah in my new zealand where shayne carter is the prime minister and things are sharp and wryly in focus the pm said fuck all that bullshit my new zealand does exactly what it wants to….we earned that right… the cabinet is the bats and the chills and bailter space and the verlaines and that amazing guy who was the best david bowie other than the real one aleister or something or other and in my new zealand where dragon are all alive again yeah scented gardens for the blind take me […]

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wandering ponderer

in my new zealand oh the mountainsides so fucking green

we successfully resist the outside idiocy

we dont frankly care what great britain or the united states says or does

we are here in this safe place

we are at peace with the world and ourselves

we are a southern hemisphere skandanavia

this integrity you envy will never be bought

some beautiful volcanic paradise place

i wander to the beach sometimes attended by laughing maori girls

singing some beautiful song i am too old and too new to understand

they dance and move through nature

as i merely walk

women of warriors i must look so strange to you

they laugh

all men are strange to us…

the water is cold and i feel great fish and whales in the green depths

i travel in the footsteps of nature

i meet the locals

the men are fierce and handsome

the women are elusive and smiling

i have these beautiful tattoos i am yet to decipher

the story of a people and the islands they came from

the journeys the battles the betrayals the cruelties the endurance

we remain defiant

truth maybe means a bit more here

yeah we’re old fashioned we still dont mind a bit of truth

yeah in my new zealand where shayne carter is the prime minister

and things are sharp and wryly in focus

the pm said fuck all that bullshit

my new zealand does exactly what it wants to….we earned that right…

the cabinet is the bats and the chills and bailter space and the verlaines

and that amazing guy who was the best david bowie other than the real one

aleister or something or other

and in my new zealand where dragon are all alive again

yeah scented gardens for the blind

take me to the april sun in christchurch

north island south island  i’m everywhere

forests and marshes and valleys and crags

the snow and the sea and the rocks and the sky

walking along singing my song in my new zealand

 

 

 

neil on the road

meet the band adrian hoffman on bass guitar guitar and b vox a tall blond geezer of about 20 adrian is a very talented bloke actually hes got his own bloody band, hasnt he…? writes and sings his own bloody songs, doesnt he he is a cool calm collected and wry humoured type shaun hoffman on drums about fortyish i guess hes in charge (a bit) i guess booking flights etc he is reliable and amiable and a little on the wry side too a very individual drummer and very good too on the guitar is ricky maymi talk about a mercurial character one of the best musicians ive ever seen absolute encyclopaedic knowledge of rock music i dont mean rock trivia neither …..i mean the actual music watching a video of him playing at notes in newton is a revelation the way he plays the guitar and the way he moves with his music ricky would be an asset to any rock band on any fucking axe you like hes an amazing drummer too hes got energy motivation verve and pizazz he helped me put this david neil thing together on 12 string occasional bass and vox is me i need no introduction here i suppose old sk you know the guy from the crunch anyway i fly off to perth one day last week our rehearsal is drowned out by the pounding rain our first gig is a party thats right i’ll play yer fucking party or write you a fucking song or whatever if you can but come up with the dosh so yeah we played at this very nice blokes fortieth it was at a gig in a hotel the bloke came in and said ” can we get ya anything?” ricky quick as a flash […]

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twilight mysterioso

meet the band

adrian hoffman on bass guitar guitar and b vox

a tall blond geezer of about 20

adrian is a very talented bloke actually

hes got his own bloody band, hasnt he…?

writes and sings his own bloody songs, doesnt he

he is a cool calm collected and wry humoured type

shaun hoffman on drums about fortyish i guess

hes in charge (a bit) i guess booking flights etc

he is reliable and amiable and a little on the wry side too

a very individual drummer and very good too

on the guitar is ricky maymi

talk about a mercurial character

one of the best musicians ive ever seen

absolute encyclopaedic knowledge of rock music

i dont mean rock trivia neither …..i mean the actual music

watching a video of him playing at notes in newton is a revelation

the way he plays the guitar and the way he moves with his music

ricky would be an asset to any rock band on any fucking axe you like

hes an amazing drummer too

hes got energy motivation verve and pizazz

he helped me put this david neil thing together

on 12 string occasional bass and vox is me

i need no introduction here i suppose

old sk you know

the guy from the crunch

anyway

i fly off to perth one day last week

our rehearsal is drowned out by the pounding rain

our first gig is a party

thats right i’ll play yer fucking party

or write you a fucking song or whatever

if you can but come up with the dosh

so yeah we played at this very nice blokes fortieth

it was at a gig in a hotel

the bloke came in and said ” can we get ya anything?”

ricky quick as a flash says the name of some drink

the bloke goes off and comes back with a bottle

we drink it with orange slices and much bonhomie is had

we play pretty good i guess

the crowd at the party like us dont they

more drinks more bonhomie

ricky even sings happy birthday in a dean martin voice

(how BJM is that??!!)

ricky and i stay at a beautiful house in fremantle with felicity and otis

on sunday afternoon i meet up with david kenworthy a sculptor

im gonna do some music for an installation

he gave me a fantastic piece

which is jelly babies set into black and lit from within

a real stunner it is

now i own 2 david kenworthy pieces

he also had a neat house in this strange suburb

i felt very relaxed there it was nice

that night we played in freo at a bar called mojos

we certainly rocked

they liked us

we did an impromptu gloria

and ricky turns it into a bit of a happening

he gets down on the floor and plays with the pedals

the guitar sits in its stand mildly feeding back

and ricky manipulates the sound twiddling the knobs

a series of telegraphic tremolo blips …its fantastic

the next gig in sydney is more problematic

its at the beach road in bondi

my neck of the woulds

its a free gig and i dont like it because of that

it actually wasnt as bad as i feared

but still……

i kept my head down n was glad when it was over

the next night at notes was different again

we had johnny z joining us in sydney on the double bass

he played on the DN record

notes was a good gig and left a nice taste in yer mouth

then melbourne at the cherry bar

this was a hip little venue in melby and very rocknroll

so we rocked and as a guest we have evil graham lee on pedal steel

he plays on the record too

seemed kinda crowded there and we went down well

the next night was ho-bart the capital of tas-mania

wow a bleak cold remote city reminding one of norway

a strange but good gig there

ricky and co stay at a house

where theyre filming a tasmanian macbeth

that was not a joke

the gig was cool i enjoyed it

ok …..next:

new zealand

ps i will be sending david neil albums to all subscribers

who have paid one hundred dollars in the last year

this is the beginning of sk premium…details soon!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dead Cool recommends Song For You

http://www.deadcoolshop.com/music+cinema/recommended-albums/song-for-you/ “Coolest concept award: Steve Kilbey and Martin Kennedy are offering (and have many takers!!) to ‘write a song for you for a thousand bucks!’ Wowee Zowee. If they’d write a song for us we’d be over the moon! Church and All India Radio fans this is it! Totally awesome! It’s a personalized song just for you and you get to have input up front. We love the ‘we will draw the line at hip hop and metal’ part. Classic! Click here for all the fantastic details–to die for!”

http://www.deadcoolshop.com/music+cinema/recommended-albums/song-for-you/

“Coolest concept award: Steve Kilbey and Martin Kennedy are offering (and have many takers!!) to ‘write a song for you for a thousand bucks!’ Wowee Zowee. If they’d write a song for us we’d be over the moon! Church and All India Radio fans this is it! Totally awesome! It’s a personalized song just for you and you get to have input up front. We love the ‘we will draw the line at hip hop and metal’ part. Classic! Click here for all the fantastic details–to die for!”

Radio Interview with Steve Kilbey on The 13th Floor NZ

Steve Kilbey chats to Marty Duda  at The 13th Floor in New Zealand via phone. Listen in here – http://13thfloor.co.nz/2011/07/07/interview-building-the-perfect-myth-with-steve-kilbey/ CLICK HERE for the NZ tour dates and event invite. 28 July – Kings Arms, Auckland 29 July – Bodega, Wellington 30 July – Refuel, Dunedin 31 July – Broughams Tavern, Christchurch 1 Aug – Cabana, Napier      

Steve Kilbey chats to Marty Duda  at The 13th Floor in New Zealand via phone. Listen in here –

http://13thfloor.co.nz/2011/07/07/interview-building-the-perfect-myth-with-steve-kilbey/

CLICK HERE for the NZ tour dates and event invite.

28 July – Kings Arms, Auckland
29 July – Bodega, Wellington
30 July – Refuel, Dunedin
31 July – Broughams Tavern, Christchurch
1 Aug – Cabana, Napier

 

 

 

Helpmann Awards Nomination

http://www.helpmannawards.com.au/default.aspx?s=nominees The Church and International Music Concepts (IMC) in Association With MAX have been nominated for a Helpmann Award for “A Psychedelic Symphony” – 30th Anniversary Concert – Sydney Opera House Concert Hall. The Helpmann Awards®, named in honour of Sir Robert Helpmann and to commemorate his memory and achievements, were established in 2001 by Live Performance Australia (LPA) to recognise, celebrate and promote our live performance industry, similar to the Tony Awards on Broadway and the Olivier Awards in London. Winners will be announced at the 11th Annual Helpmann Awards Ceremony on Monday the 1st of August at the 11th Annual Helpmann Awards Ceremony at the Sydney Opera House.

http://www.helpmannawards.com.au/default.aspx?s=nominees

The Church and International Music Concepts (IMC) in Association With MAX have been nominated for a Helpmann Award for “A Psychedelic Symphony” – 30th Anniversary Concert – Sydney Opera House Concert Hall.
The Helpmann Awards®, named in honour of Sir Robert Helpmann and to commemorate his memory and achievements, were established in 2001 by Live Performance Australia (LPA) to recognise, celebrate and promote our live performance industry, similar to the Tony Awards on Broadway and the Olivier Awards in London.
Winners will be announced at the 11th Annual Helpmann Awards Ceremony on Monday the 1st of August at the 11th Annual Helpmann Awards Ceremony at the Sydney Opera House.

bib pectin drops in

i’m bib pectin and i take no prisoners well i wouldnt would i seeing im a pop singer im a good pop singer too not rubbish like they got nowadays i learnt to sing at the NSW conservatory of rock i majored in hand gestures and romantic ballad lite i had the hit when i re-did the anthem made it sexier bib pectin is my stage name my real name is tid memo tidney fitzwilliam memo-bing to be exact obviously that is not very sexy so me and my manager came up with bib pectin crikey it drives the ladies crazy its numerology isnt it tid memo got as much feng shui as nothing but bib pectin is dripping with good luck from its vowels just try dropping it in a conversation with a lady you like just drop in a little bib or pectin and see what happens if you wanna be more sexy that is bib pectin is the way to go to me sexiness is an art just like golf is an art just like romantic ballad lite is an art you know some are born sexy and some have sexy thrust upon them i guess im all of the above ha ha no pun intended i take the ladies to say a cricket match a little red wine a little goose liver pate im quite dashing in my special box the bib pectin stand for members only a few beers a few wines my aftershave a special eau-de-pectin whiff my cravat with its kama sutra motif my gold chain against my hairy chest im quite the sight for the sore eyes of my fans the BPASALG bib pectin appreciation society aux ladies guild see my secretary for details of joining or email iwantmorepectin@bib.org get my free […]

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bib lick all pro poor shun

i’m bib pectin and i take no prisoners

well i wouldnt would i seeing im a pop singer

im a good pop singer too not rubbish like they got nowadays

i learnt to sing at the NSW conservatory of rock

i majored in hand gestures and romantic ballad lite

i had the hit when i re-did the anthem made it sexier

bib pectin is my stage name

my real name is tid memo

tidney fitzwilliam memo-bing to be exact

obviously that is not very sexy

so me and my manager came up with bib pectin

crikey it drives the ladies crazy its numerology isnt it

tid memo got as much feng shui as nothing

but bib pectin is dripping with good luck from its vowels

just try dropping it in a conversation with a lady you like

just drop in a little bib or pectin and see what happens

if you wanna be more sexy that is

bib pectin is the way to go

to me sexiness is an art just like golf is an art

just like romantic ballad lite is an art

you know some are born sexy and some have sexy thrust upon them

i guess im all of the above ha ha no pun intended

i take the ladies to say a cricket match

a little red wine a little goose liver pate

im quite dashing in my special box

the bib pectin stand for members only

a few beers a few wines

my aftershave a special eau-de-pectin whiff

my cravat with its kama sutra motif

my gold chain against my hairy chest

im quite the sight for the sore eyes of my fans

the BPASALG

bib pectin appreciation society aux ladies guild

see my secretary for details of joining

or email iwantmorepectin@bib.org

get my free pamphlet on sexiness for everybody

because a sexy pectin world is a better place for everybody

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but thats just a part of what i do

i’m so much more than just plain old sexy

if youre intrigued check out my site

theres something there for everyone really

enough bib to go around…ladies stop fighting please

im bib pectin

i know what you need…..

 

octal map

henceforth haphazard my name overcame me whoever wrote this stuff had more than enough man we can rock unto the red sea some suessy whore delicto is whaling the blues my electric guitar shorts upon entry i enter into song like moon crashing into sea i flog my 12 merciless of the approaching storm music shoots up my heart and explodes in a space the feedback hits a plane and cruises in tremolo bursts baby see me shoot you down over the fields of france you hit the gentle grass in a ball of flame framed against our same sky honey you run like a colour into the red blood and oceanic green the soldiers carry your cross on  their shoulders oh music is like that when it first comes into your fingers in some hotel in athens where you bought the cocaine the girl in the moonlight said something in turkish it sounded like a curse in her bursting tongue i finished off the one in the lobby sometimes you wonder what youre singing yourself nepotism is a word that will fit here it could have been callous or it could have been pyre music in a distant seashell music in a silent print music in a guild guitar too pretty to ever strum the blues the drum come down boom wallop crash gotta tap my little foot oh yeah just like that i know i know i know rocknroll is nothing that much but if you touch me again i will melt into music music in your heart dear tho you never learnt to play me i slogged at it for a hundred days and nights until my head bled the lord saw my clawed eyes and wept quavers which sealed and healed my fate music as a […]

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fizziness fizzle

henceforth haphazard

my name overcame me

whoever wrote this stuff had more than enough

man we can rock unto the red sea

some suessy whore delicto is whaling the blues

my electric guitar shorts upon entry

i enter into song like moon crashing into sea

i flog my 12 merciless of the approaching storm

music shoots up my heart and explodes in a space

the feedback hits a plane and cruises in tremolo bursts

baby see me shoot you down over the fields of france

you hit the gentle grass in a ball of flame framed against our same sky

honey you run like a colour into the red blood and oceanic green

the soldiers carry your cross on  their shoulders

oh music is like that when it first comes into your fingers

in some hotel in athens where you bought the cocaine

the girl in the moonlight said something in turkish

it sounded like a curse in her bursting tongue

i finished off the one in the lobby

sometimes you wonder what youre singing yourself

nepotism is a word that will fit here

it could have been callous or it could have been pyre

music in a distant seashell music in a silent print

music in a guild guitar too pretty to ever strum the blues

the drum come down boom wallop crash

gotta tap my little foot oh yeah just like that

i know i know i know rocknroll is nothing that much

but if you touch me again i will melt into music

music in your heart dear tho you never learnt to play

me i slogged at it for a hundred days and nights until my head bled

the lord saw my clawed eyes and wept quavers which sealed and healed my fate

music as a blessing i really gotta stop coming here

music when we lie in darkness she was only one woman

throbbing afterlife bobbing in time

i am a musician and my heart aches to its beat

this life is given freely yet i must pay my fuckin’ dues

and the stars dont care and thats old news

david frickin’ neil gonna rock like a bitch

and a bitch cant rock till ya fix the glitch

and the fix is in and dead in a ditch

elysian alien simian carnelian

yeah thats it whatever you like

its all music

its all i got

dave id kneel

david neil aint jive i can feel his love shining down on all of us david neil wrote electric lash david neil wrote most of those songs and i ripped him off david is a flesh and blood ghost he exists he existed he will exist in the best of all possible worlds meanwhile me n ricky n the hoffmen are trying to reproduce his stuff we sound like credence and that aint a totally bad thing i cant fucking sing it like david can i…? ricky says sing em like yerself so i am …but who is me…ha ha… anyway it was so long ago i last saw david alive i know he’d think i was doing the right thing because i am trying the wilderness years is finally coming out after what 36 /37 years….. people are interested in him again…ok… he was not the nicest cat but ok… i’d say he was quite a selfish type …i dont think he’d disagree either…. he could write songs but as a human bean left a lot to be desired up to his eyeballs in one shifty caper after another the drugs the women the pawn shops the hotels money disappearing sessions cancelled tapes mysteriously altered erased and modified for example a tape that was dated feb 75 but david died in dec 74…huh? david apparently sang this song called ” near” 2 months after his death nice work i suppose such a fragile geezer running around being a singer songwriter smuggling stuff and goofing off yeah and sometimes songs breaking hearts and losing his bond back in the van in the back of the van the amps the guitars the guys sit around smoking spliffs grumbling and laughing yeah i remember the camaraderie all too well like its yesterday […]

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steve " theres a little david neil in all of us... "" kilbey

david neil aint jive

i can feel his love shining down on all of us

david neil wrote electric lash

david neil wrote most of those songs and i ripped him off

david is a flesh and blood ghost

he exists he existed he will exist in the best of all possible worlds

meanwhile me n ricky n the hoffmen are trying to reproduce his stuff

we sound like credence and that aint a totally bad thing

i cant fucking sing it like david can i…?

ricky says sing em like yerself so i am …but who is me…ha ha…

anyway it was so long ago i last saw david alive

i know he’d think i was doing the right thing because i am trying

the wilderness years is finally coming out after what 36 /37 years…..

people are interested in him again…ok…

he was not the nicest cat but ok…

i’d say he was quite a selfish type …i dont think he’d disagree either….

he could write songs but as a human bean left a lot to be desired

up to his eyeballs in one shifty caper after another

the drugs the women the pawn shops the hotels

money disappearing

sessions cancelled

tapes mysteriously altered erased and modified

for example a tape that was dated feb 75

but david died in dec 74…huh?

david apparently sang this song called ” near” 2 months after his death

nice work i suppose

such a fragile geezer running around being a singer songwriter

smuggling stuff and goofing off yeah and sometimes songs

breaking hearts and losing his bond

back in the van in the back of the van

the amps the guitars the guys sit around smoking spliffs

grumbling and laughing

yeah i remember the camaraderie all too well

like its yesterday once more

david tall and blond and kinda nebulous like he was already a ghost

johnny the guitar player what a hypochondriac what a joke

always out of it on something stupid that had him stupefied…

jim jim the bass player wasnt there …hed broken his ankle

thats where i came in…i could play bass and i met david in australia

and biff on the drums a complete law unto himself on every level

yeah we played mosta the songs on wilderness years

im glad its becoming available

we tried to make it authentic but the tapes had deterioted

we had to re do bits n pieces

david would love it for sure

and its coming to you soon

the wilderness years