posted on October 12, 2007 at 8:44 am

cooler than yesterday
never again
and i thought
and i thought
and i thought
things would change
we come back or out
a hundred years goneby
yeah you know what i’m saying
things pile up
one on top of another
the other on top of the other
accumulation of layers
nothing will ever be simple
nothing is simple
how can it be
seeing the interconnection
no separation if you want it
i read the americans went back and meddled in the past
its at least possible
nothings simple
everythings possible
the implications are enormous
are you excited
dont tell me you couldnt think of anything to do
i see a big billboard near my mothers place
puppetry of the penis …tonight
at the local club
some wild and innovative cat
was sitting round playing with himself
oh he aint happy with that
hes doing tricks with his john thomas
he can turn it inside outside like a mushroom
imitate bulldogs and tomcats
and stretch it out and shrinkle it all up
hell his balls are part of the act too
what i’m saying is
a bold daring original idea
these potp guys are pulling full houses
all over the mondo baybee
a guy had the ingenious idea
without needing to spend any money
or get any equipment
nor lessons
nor any real talent thats ever been recognized before i guess
but pure originality
my whatnot will be a comedy act
i will expose my whatnot
pull it about
stick it between my legs
all that stuff
you saw kids at school do i suppose sometimes
and now hes bestriding stages in paris rome munich
and newcastle
why is he a millionaire
and all you other guys with cocks broke?
cos he thought of it
i imagine he was entertaining his missus one night
look kylie, its a frilly collared gibbon
and she laughed and laughed saying
you should be onstage, dick
a little light goes on
the future beckons
money lubricates your ascendancy
one blindingly original idea
just that
and youre on yer merry way

31 Responses to “abrupt”

  1. avatar
    Phil | 12 October 2007 at 9:27 am #

    Well yes…why don’t we have temples devoted to the phallus..let’s get serious about lingums instead of snickering at the divine source of pleasure….

    That’s what I was put here for…to create phallus temples..(no modernist architecture allowed)

  2. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 October 2007 at 10:24 am #

    Bold daring idea without having to spend any money. Another one for this category: Mr. Methane

  3. avatar
    veleska1970 | 12 October 2007 at 10:37 am #

    i’ve heard of this guy~~but isn’t it two guys who do this? and if i remember correctly, i think they were in town here a few months ago.

    one thing i could never figure out is why men are so fascinated with their dicks. (?)

    but your point about originality is right on the mark, steve.

    have a lovely evening.

    lotza love….

  4. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 October 2007 at 11:12 am #

    weeellll…would dick be able to tie knots in his willy and turn it into a sausage dog or flower or something like those balloon people that you sometimes see in shopping centres…might end up a disaster, he might end up literally pissing in his own pocket…
    love always
    -The Hellbound Heart

  5. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 October 2007 at 11:43 am #

    lucky its only puppetry of the penis,notmarionettes,or ventriloquist dolls,yeah?{ouch ouch ouch!..never quite understood the fascination for that kind of thing..a peaceful night to you SK!,and H,H. i do those balloons very well favourite flowers{except “venus fly traps} as a gift.and you tie raffia as a bow!.i have patience,thankfully!It kind of gos hand in hand with empathy,and respect…I think men are just as fascinated by their body parts,as women are…have you ever heard of the “pencil test”?…nah,…tell you another time…just been to dinner,and saw a local band do “milky way”SK! was pretty damned wild…lucky i had my beauty snooze?{?} for a little while this afternoon,else there would have been a fiery beast unleashed upon the public{ha ha!..not really…};)))…have a sweet and peaceful night Steve..thank you for this blog.peace to you,and me,.love,as always,gen xxxxx

  6. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 October 2007 at 12:54 pm #

    OH! and Ha-ha!..bring it on killer! Mmmm…..xxA

  7. avatar
    gareth,notts | 12 October 2007 at 1:14 pm #

    frilly collared gorilla…thats a new one,what a vivid imagination u got there,made me laugh!…….

  8. avatar
    sharka | 12 October 2007 at 1:30 pm #

    “one thing i could never figure out is why men are so fascinated with their dicks. (?)”

    an easy answer is-

    well, you tell ’em, Steve!

  9. avatar
    lily was here | 12 October 2007 at 2:03 pm #

    Clever dicks


    ps the philadelphia experiment, is that the one? unified fields

  10. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 October 2007 at 2:27 pm #

    UM-AHH!…yeeeeez!? love . x

  11. avatar
    JJ | 12 October 2007 at 3:30 pm #

    That guy has been to Atlanta….I didn’t attend though. Thought I could just do that for free and entertain myself. Novel idea for making some coin though.

  12. avatar
    nickf | 12 October 2007 at 4:11 pm #

    those guys are dicks, i think what you meant in this blogge was that you could be amazed that a guy can make more money off cock and ball puppets than a milky way / i’d have to agree, it’s really stupid

  13. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 October 2007 at 4:37 pm #

    g’night xo 🙂

  14. avatar
    davem | 12 October 2007 at 4:43 pm #

    Killer – It’s a bloody shame that calves don’t sell quite as well!!
    I can’t wait to read what Brien has to say about this one. Brien…where are you matey??

  15. avatar
    Cee | 12 October 2007 at 4:52 pm #

    cooler than yesterday
    never again
    and i thought
    and i thought
    and i thought
    things would change
    we come back or out
    a hundred years gone by

    mas fresco que ayer
    nunca mas
    y pensé
    y pensé
    y pensé
    cosas cambiarían
    regresamos o salimos
    cien años han pasado

  16. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 12 October 2007 at 5:46 pm #

    Yours truly was not endowed enough to perform so many tricks with my pr—. For that matter I once went to a nude beach and two girls asked me “where’s the beef”. I told them I was a vegetarian and then I covered up with a tiny plastic cup.

  17. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 October 2007 at 6:01 pm #

    ^^ yikes
    Im veg and I seem to be fine n dandy.
    in fact ive been complimented
    on that same premise..gyeaah

    Well Woodyaknow..


    jaime r……………………………………………………………………………………………………thats about right…. jokes

  18. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 October 2007 at 9:22 pm #

    kilbey what are you talking about ?

  19. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 October 2007 at 9:28 pm #

    holey dooley batman!;-))) x wow…….x

  20. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 October 2007 at 10:24 pm #

    my wife went to see the puppetmasters a week or so ago in the uk – those scultors of knob do get about – it sounded grotesque to me and she didn’t enjoy it much…..or so she said

  21. avatar
    public savant | 12 October 2007 at 11:12 pm #

    I’m oh so loath to use the stunted code of our yoof, but LOL, LOVL…

  22. avatar
    the dean | 13 October 2007 at 12:16 am #

    I’ve seen a guy in Nepal lift a large rock with his old fella to entertain the tourist. Cost 1 rupee.
    There’s a franchise in this somewhere.

  23. avatar
    Anonymous | 13 October 2007 at 12:51 am #

    those dudes come to Darwin alot …never been inclined to go…

    what about that guy in Jim Rose’s Circus Sideshow who hangs besser blocks and swings ’em from a chain on his extended dick? …..and all the other freaky acts (swallowing glass, drinking one’s own stomach contents etc)…ewwww

    Gabba Gabba Hey


  24. avatar
    Ethereal Butterfly | 13 October 2007 at 12:57 am #

    Very Amusing!!

    Ah yes, the exploitation of the simple mindedness of the masses – as old as time itself……
    ‘It is well known that among the blind, the one eyed man (his cock) is King’
    Gerald Didier Erasmus (1531-1598)

  25. avatar
    Anonymous | 13 October 2007 at 1:05 am #

    ooh!decknickal fifficulties….with the Ipod,n the machine….scarey ! ^*#%!…./jb x

  26. avatar
    I hope he washes his hands!!! | 13 October 2007 at 2:11 am #

    What a life…when you’re the star of penis puppetry and you get recognized..

    Tough to get into a

    Isn’t its just porn really????…or similar to voilence, graphic novels and films and mags and grousome crime tv shows and shock radio jocks and amusing animal and pet shows and contests and sports feature animals and ultimate fighting. There may be a little bit more of Micheal Vik in some people than they care to admit. So in that light why not praise Johnny Cocksville and his Jack ass penis show. Yeah, I say go see it! Just don’t take yer mum!

    Sometimes the spectator or listener that is engaged for spectacle sake just can’t control themselves because they are being massaged in that certian part of the brain..perhaps the billboard suprised YOUR brocca a little and you had a hard time turning away….SO I think we all know..

    cause its original doesn’t make it art.


  27. avatar
    Faye | 13 October 2007 at 2:47 am #

    I’m still waiting for the “flavoured milk” billboard…ya know?..the booby one with chocolate ,vanilla ,strawberry,caramel,and coffee ?..;-0 ;-))) peace and love . xo

  28. avatar
    Anonymous | 13 October 2007 at 3:36 am #

    good afternoon Your Kilbeyness!…where will you be taking us today?…am sending good vibes to all ,and all computers…mine is being the puta to end all putas at the present…cant even send or receive bloody emails til ….MONDAY??????…when the tech. is available..relax gen..relax!…hope you are having a particularly smashing day! to you,as always,gen xxxxx x

  29. avatar
    Anonymous | 13 October 2007 at 4:22 am #

    Yeah, do it during Goliath maybe.

  30. avatar
    Anonymous | 13 October 2007 at 5:10 am #

    now that was a vision !

  31. avatar
    Anonymous | 13 October 2007 at 8:42 am #

    Thanks for the laugh. 🙂

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