posted on March 10, 2008 at 1:20 am

monday finds me energiless
a cold has swooped down n gotten me
yesterday was perfect
great day with fambley
ideal weather
eat mexican on the beach
warm water
walk home in aromatic darkness
flowers trees shadows
sometimes life aint too bad
my fambley dared me to streak in my undies up street
in the middle of the day
i did
and they all screamed but hardly anyone
saw the old geezer in boots n hat running up street
in his undies
jesus i guess thats about it
no calls back re gig as antarctic scientist
too bad
aint got energy to care
only managed 2 laps at pool
oh the shame
see ya tomorrow with a proper blog

19 Responses to “beginning of the weak”

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    Anonymous | 10 March 2008 at 1:44 am #

    hee hee,sk?billy connolly said that mexican food is “cat food n salad!”…personally,i love it!but “cat food n salad,for vegan khatts,it is !good petrol for streaking striking panthers! ;D x

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    Anonymous | 10 March 2008 at 1:48 am #

    ps. billy also said”never trust a man,whom ,when left in a room,alone with a tea-cozy,doesnt try it on! xohaha!

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    matt davison | 10 March 2008 at 2:14 am #

    SK wins the undie 500….. congrats to the killa

    BOOK NOW !!!

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    Richard | 10 March 2008 at 2:43 am #

    chilly beans (sorry)

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    lily was here | 10 March 2008 at 3:04 am #

    That kind of stuff never happens in my street!!! There’d be no-one to look either except the wildlife. I love your devilish family! Give them the camera next time.

    ps the Undie 500 🙂

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    Ethereal Butterfly | 10 March 2008 at 3:09 am #

    Only a dedicated family man would do ANYTHING for his family!

    Pls don’t take your family to the cricket SK……..

    Rest well.
    love Heather

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    Anonymous | 10 March 2008 at 7:00 am #

    Too bad the tv freaks aren’t looking for an anarchist scientist with family and mexican food enjoying a day at the beach. They haven’t been informed yet.

    Cheers old friend! Remember the headphones.

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    blackeyes | 10 March 2008 at 8:23 am #

    Steve, they are wise enough to dont call you…., i guess your popularity is just kind of a thing too much for their concept in the ad.

    once i saw a girl who worked in a bank wearing a REALLY flashy diamond watch. Gosh i almost couldnt remove my eyeballs from it. The girl was quite pretty, but sorry to say the watch has made her very, very stupid.

    same. they just dont want you to be the diamond in their commercial.

    and, lucky we dont have to see you plait your beard… eh? ^^

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    Hellbound Heart | 10 March 2008 at 10:27 am #

    …so are we going to see your pelican streak on australia’s funniest home videos or something…at least it won’t be a clip which has something to do with crushed testicles or being hit by something/one at high speed (for a change)…i’d imagine you’ll get over your bug pretty quickly due to your regular exercise etc, etc, etc…
    take 2 nurofens and see me in the morning…
    love always

  10. avatar
    isolde | 10 March 2008 at 10:57 am #

    keep your ears warm

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    eek | 10 March 2008 at 11:19 am #

    my fambley dared me to streak in my undies up street
    in the middle of the day
    i did

    So where are people with video cameras when we need them, huh? That’s all I want to know.

    Take care of yourself, SK. Hope you feel better soon.

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    restaurant mark | 10 March 2008 at 12:34 pm #

    the mexican food sounds good…my favorite! hope you get feeling better…everyone’s been sick here…flu or something going around? and your family needs a video camera!

    take care

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    Issakimani | 10 March 2008 at 4:55 pm #

    My mother told me a similar steaking story. My grandmother dared my grandfather to walk down the street totally naked. This was in 1964 in Lima, Peru. My grandfather was 55 years old. He walked down the street past the Spanish Consulate naked with his bathrobe over his shoulder. He reached the end of the street, put his robe on and walked home. He was quite a character too.
    Love hearing your family stories. I hope you feel better soon.

    One Love,

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    Anonymous | 10 March 2008 at 7:09 pm #

    Oh yes they call him The Streak.
    Fastest thing on two feet.

    Get well soon,
    Tampa, Fl

  15. avatar
    davem | 10 March 2008 at 7:23 pm #

    Get well soon sk.
    Much love to you.

  16. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 10 March 2008 at 7:25 pm #

    God bless Phillip Wollen for all his humanitarian endeavors on behalf of animals and all sentient beings.

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    Anonymous | 10 March 2008 at 9:33 pm #

    Brien?is phillip woollen the fellow from the red hot chilli peppers who performs wearing nothing but a football sock on his whatnot? ;D hahaahahaha!

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    linjo | 10 March 2008 at 9:59 pm #

    Hope you are feeling better Steve. Got it here too, lots of salt water snorts and gargles should do the trick. Like you, doesnt matter how crook I feel, a liberal dose of caff and a puff still starts the day. Sorry to anyone offended by my jaded rant of the other day.
    Brien, I was talking to a guy last Friday night who did some roadie work when Paul and Linda Mc were over here at one time. He said they invited him to sit down with them and have a cuppa and card game. Totally unpretensious he said. Phillip Wollen is founder of the Winsome Constance Kindness trust and a supporter of Voiceless, a foundation set up by former high flying businessman Brian Sherman, who together with his family work quietly behind the scenes, endeavouring to legally change some of the horrific brutalities some animals are forced to endure. Happy day to all. Linda

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    nickfiction | 11 March 2008 at 1:25 pm #

    wow, those aussie headlines could have been harsh if you were caught streaking ! careful tiger!

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