posted on December 26, 2005 at 12:18 pm

its over
boxing day
another day in m’life over and done
we swam
we ate
we washed up
we walked up a hill and looked at syddley
the hubba bridge
the oprah house
the lites
we looked at the pacific o
stretching away to the horizon
impervious
containing deep mysteries
(leviathan, to name but one)
loads o people on beach
loads o sun burne
loads o sore and sorry celtic type backpackerss to morrow
you just gotta know it
a man lying on a silver aluminium mat
frying in coconut oil
no thanks
im a vegetarian
many people in gee strings
who had no business wearing em
the gay guys have the best bodies
abdomens like concrete
buns o steeele etc
the heter os all pasty flabby
and gone to the dogs
go figure skate
hardly any waves
more like the mediterranean
had bruschetta for lunchy
oh dear sk
have ya dried up
will ya stoop to telling em what ya had for lunchy?
that wont get back the dwindling xmas traffic
on yer blogsite
(its true, look at the counter)
i thought i was a bigger pull than xmas
but
sadly
i was wrong
rode a bike
ran out of pot
hope the dealers aint gone on holidaze, sk
looks like ya miss calculayted a little
what a time to run out….
oh i hate it
when their mobile doesnt even ring
it goes straight to the answering machine
“hi, you reached pam and perry
we cant take yer call
cos we’re miles away from sydney
so if you called up wanting dope..
you gotta be jokin’
see ya in 2006″
sk must swallow pridey
must ring olde deelahs
whom he had abandoned
long time ago
sk :is this bill ?
bill: yep
sk ; hi its steve….steve kilbey…..!
bill ;yep
sk : i’s wundring if you got any ….
bill : nope
click
fuck
bastard!
i didnae want his fuckin purple heads no how
i’d much rather sit here straight
sober and clean
and blogg on regardless
maybe i ‘ll just give bill another try
just in case
sk : hello bill
bill : sorry mate
i already told ya..
sk : but bill
how would you like an autographed copy of el momento descuidado..?
bill : whos it by?
sk: the choich!!!
bill : nope
click
fuck
bastard
fine
im gonna be straight then
no worries
im sure i can write sumpthing while im straight
…….
…….
………
,,,
……
it’ll come, for sure….
ok
im gonna go round bills house
make him see how serious i am
let him see how big
and possibly dangerous i look
in the dark
hang on
i think hes got some plants growing in ye olde backe yarde
over the fence i go
oooh there they are
wow….
“oh hello bill
just came round to slip this cd under yer back door anyways..
whats that….?
come in fer a smoke….?
well, i dinae really have the time
but….
alright…
fuck it
just a quick one
then i must get back to mah blogging
whats a blog, do ya say, bill…?
its mah online diary
where i write about mah life
even stuff like this….
ha ha
even about drug deelahs like you
bill davidson
ha ha
of 2/76 neptune st
west bondi
nsw 2026
ha ha
this blogging
its a peace of cake!

10 Responses to “blogxing day night”

  1. avatar
    ade | 26 December 2005 at 1:42 pm #

    hey mon
    i’ve been here, batting for ya,
    haven’t deserted ya in the xmas throng….
    got 3 young girls myself an’ the blogSKi helps me escape from the elhecticity of fatherhood for a few moments each day….

    (btw ‘shell’ is one of my faves, nice work!- got the orig. vinyl single years ago (of TAE)

  2. avatar
    Godzirra | 26 December 2005 at 3:20 pm #

    I feel your pain Stevo, I picked a bad time to run out of omething myself, and my docs phone is perpetually busy for some strange reason (*;-;)/cry

  3. avatar
    baby | 26 December 2005 at 4:34 pm #

    just dont drink the coughy cough syrup my friend & fellowe druid. it gives us nightmares about something mother sent.

    and with a tinkle and smash of xmas glass, too many priceless things fell to the floor today.

    give all my gold, give all my silver
    i wrote a letter
    Sealed it with my finger

  4. avatar
    General Catz | 26 December 2005 at 8:13 pm #

    strange time of year, can’t get to grips with it, everything different, nothing normal, no tv shows, no people, i think my fish is dying.

    maybe it’s getting over this cold, always leaves me feeling a bit lost, feeling well, too used to feeling like shit, oh well this too shall pass, life will carry on after january 1, blogs will come back to life, as will life.

    xx

  5. avatar
    Andreas -Italy | 26 December 2005 at 8:45 pm #

    hello,
    I’ve been here as well… trying to read your blog between one meal and another… glad this year xmas was on sunday…
    cheers from italy,
    andreas

  6. avatar
    esskayer | 26 December 2005 at 9:03 pm #

    No pot?! Olde Steve’s becoming a (gasp) “STRAIGHT”!

  7. avatar
    BDC | 26 December 2005 at 9:27 pm #

    So tell us again why you don’t think this is a book? Because the libel lawyers will edit it down to a toothpick? God, it’s funny. I am a very cranky and particular reader and it makes me laugh out loud. The stuff with Bill is priceless.

    I never knew, from your rekkids and whatnot, how funny you can be, SK. Puts me in mind of Lester Bangs’ writing. And you know what happened to him when he went straight! (Do you?) Right off the twig, poor old boy.

    Anyway, if your hit counter is down, there’s just a few more people who will need to buy the book.

  8. avatar
    captainmission | 27 December 2005 at 7:49 am #

    “One night I was smoking dope, when I looked at my hand, and I saw that I had eleven fingers, one of these fingers fell from my hand, onto the carpet, crawled across the floor, up on my shelf, inside my piggy bank and stole my stash, stole my stash !”

    Don’t ya hate it when that happens?
    Next time yr in Avalon / Palm Beach way drop by, i got a stash of the green goddess you can have plus some other weird shamanic herbs and spices.

  9. avatar
    eek | 27 December 2005 at 9:31 am #

    Note to self….

    Don’t piss off SK or your details will end up in his blog and hoards of SK devotees will send massive quantities of junk mail your way.

  10. avatar
    bILL Davidson | 29 December 2005 at 11:09 pm #

    yOur Fucked Kilbey,
    wAIt tIl I gEt mY GreASY pawS oN You..


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