posted on March 23, 2007 at 1:48 am

barry mundi
his wife kisses his back
youve been such a good boy
oh baby oh baby oh baby
she crouches over him kissing his back
and whispering things
the air flows through their room like silk
and the air evaporates the moisture on them
and they feel so cool so cool
oh you saint of a man barry mundi
oh how your sweet wife adores thee
kiss you so softly
her blonde hair dangles on your shoulders
her kisses traverse your back
insinuating themselves into your spine and chakras
oh i love you baby
she says against your skin so only god can hear
delightful woman breathes summer into your skin
as you lie there
as you lie there today in the autumnal sun
as you lie face down on your bed
and your little wife kiss kiss caress caress
drift now drift
your wife opens your flesh
and you slip out at once
and fly out of the room
somewhere indefinable
if you could define this place
you would be the greatest of all poets
and the master of all mathematicians
music is there for the taking
and art
oh if you could bring one picture back
sentient colour implodes in divine symmetry
reds becoming purple becoming black becoming white
ah but theres the rub
so hard to bring it all back home
try now try
try to steal these treasures
suddenly its all gone
and youre back in youre room
and shes still kissing your back
and you can remember the impressions
but not the particulars
you hear the wonder of the music
but not any of the notes
poor dreamhusband
barry mundi

34 Responses to “dreamhusband”

  1. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 March 2007 at 2:18 am #

    barry dicule?

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    Not Armageddon...but damn close | 23 March 2007 at 2:32 am #

    For any fieenz in sinking New Zealand on the day of reckoning being :

    Monday 26 march :

    Not Armageddon..But Damn Close

    Kings Arms, Newton, Auckland, sinking NZ.

  3. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 March 2007 at 2:35 am #

    I thought so too.

  4. avatar
    mandn | 23 March 2007 at 2:39 am #

    and Orpheus brings us the goose bumps of the very best kind.


  5. avatar
    MATTDAVISON | 23 March 2007 at 3:03 am #

    What the….?? Hey off shooting a film for a few days. Now yo all be good over at the TB..

    Hey ya noizzflorsexteeto.

    dutch you do the crunch tribute..they are alway’s looking for entertainment over at the Bronte RSA.. WED BRIDGE NITE, OR FRI- BINGO.. hEhE


  6. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 March 2007 at 3:11 am #

    What are you f-ing filming? The Magic Roundabout? The Wiggles in NZ

  7. avatar
    freezetoburn | 23 March 2007 at 3:15 am #

    a sick wombat has just crawled back onto the Time being.

  8. avatar
    mattdavison | 23 March 2007 at 3:24 am #

    in this story the fish gets it!!

    That’s all


  9. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 March 2007 at 3:30 am #

    I heard about that film u were shooting.
    Debbie does Dargaville isnt it?

  10. avatar
    Celticat | 23 March 2007 at 3:31 am #



    PS can anyone tell me how to get my ugly mug onto my blog so’s it goes in responses to TB?

  11. avatar
    nv | 23 March 2007 at 3:39 am #

    agape agape
    cameras not yet invented
    for the capture
    of rapture


  12. avatar
    ...being here, doing this... | 23 March 2007 at 3:45 am #

    Barramundi – Equilibrium
    Barramundi suggests, for a male, the realization of one’s innate feminine Dreaming.

  13. avatar
    knot | 23 March 2007 at 4:13 am #

    sic transit gloria mundi

    and so another world takes its place

  14. avatar
    oh no, knot again | 23 March 2007 at 4:15 am #

    do you happen to remember where you were September 13, 1963?
    please tell me

  15. avatar
    PAGEY | 23 March 2007 at 4:17 am #

    Calticat….we don’t wanna see any pics but killa’s, well unless ya a reaw reaw cuttee

  16. avatar
    Richard | 23 March 2007 at 4:43 am #

    strangely enough the barramundi changes sex from male to female at about 4 years old – is there an autoerotic dimension to today’s vignette?

  17. avatar
    Melquiades | 23 March 2007 at 5:18 am #

    Bring it back Barry.

  18. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 March 2007 at 6:33 am #

    weelly weelly cute
    so is marty w piper

  19. avatar
    public savant | 23 March 2007 at 10:06 am #

    Ah…languid emptyhandedness vs useful specifics…
    no contest
    never was
    but that’s why i’m here
    commenting upon your blog
    rather than others
    commenting upon mine

  20. avatar
    Alejandro | 23 March 2007 at 11:52 am #

    Steve, I like Mimesis! But please, for the next Church album I wish you guys to go heavy metal. At the end of “Reptile” acoustic version in EMS you get high notes with your voice I never thought you could! Try to sing some songs that way or use that. Go heavy metal!!!

    So nice when you post pics, we want more pics!!!

  21. avatar
    Daberhasher | 23 March 2007 at 12:11 pm #

    corduroy wide wales
    impress upon me facial dales
    dreaming of your fish tales
    but my dog’s on the lamb
    so i gotta scram
    springs in the air
    probably gonna be
    moose poop in her hair…
    but i wanna go back
    oh i wanna go back
    maybe my wifey
    will take me there…

    take care,

  22. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 March 2007 at 12:12 pm #

    moving up the charts to #56…….

  23. avatar
    nickfiction | 23 March 2007 at 12:24 pm #


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    persephone2u | 23 March 2007 at 1:37 pm #

    hey Not Armageddon,

    Please don’t sink New Zealand. It’s a beautiful place and besides, The Chills are from NZ. Anyone else remember these guys? Pink Frost and House with a Hundred Rooms…great stuff.

  25. avatar
    persephone2u | 23 March 2007 at 1:51 pm #

    So sorry ’bout 2 posts in a row but I’ve just gone to the Blogtopsites and there are some strange fucking people out there. The blog currently in the #36 position is:

    Journey to the Darkside
    Spanking blog with a Star Wars theme, includes our true sex adventures, erotic and roleplaying photos and erotic fiction.

    Who comes up with this stuff? Bloody hell! Spanking AND Star Wars combined. Not even in my wildest imagination could I possibly conjure up something so geeky and demented, ha!

  26. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 March 2007 at 1:57 pm #,,2041311,00.html

    little houdini related news…



  27. avatar
    veleska1970 | 23 March 2007 at 2:25 pm #

    sweet and romantic. i’m warm and fuzzy. 🙂

  28. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 March 2007 at 2:25 pm #

    Between Sleeping With The Lion and Taste,Margot Smith ate so many pies that if she’s kept going at that rate she’ll be mistaken for Tasmania any time soon…

  29. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 March 2007 at 2:26 pm #

    Ere Captain, are you bored?
    I’m ever so fackin bored…

  30. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 March 2007 at 2:28 pm #

    Why play fuckin Brighton??

  31. avatar
    veleska1970 | 23 March 2007 at 2:38 pm #

    to celticat: it’s a little tricky, but here’s how you do it:

    *first you have to post a picture of yourself (small file); to do that you click on “new post”, and it’ll open a box.

    *click on the little icon on the top of the box that looks like a little mountain and then find your picture on your hard drive and follow the prompts.

    *then publish it as if you were publishing a written post.

    *then go back into the “edit” section, and open the box you posted your picture to, and convert it to “edit html”, and copy the SECOND code (there’s two), that starts with “html…..”.

    *go into the “edit profile” section, and find the field that says “photo url”, and paste what you just copied into there, and then scroll down and click “save”, and if the file is not too big, it will say “profile updated”. if it says it’s too big, you may have to reduce the file size of your picture some more.

    *then you can delete your photo from the post (or leave it~~whatever…).

    it may take a few tries, but this is how it’s done. i don’t find blogger very “user friendly” at all. i’ve belonged to other blogsites, and they are waaayyy easier to use. these instructions are kinda close to what blogger tells you to do, but my experience was a little trial and error till i figured it out. (and a lot of “dammits” and grunts and groans…)

  32. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 March 2007 at 3:57 pm #




  33. avatar
    davem | 23 March 2007 at 8:55 pm #

    Why Brighton?
    ‘cos it’s gonna fab watching The Chrunch by the seaside!!

  34. avatar
    CSTCoach | 23 March 2007 at 10:42 pm #

    consummate politician and (consummating) dream husband. What more could anyone want? Prob’ly make a hell of a consomme as well.

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