posted on August 28, 2006 at 7:57 am

youve been there with me all day
as i rolled outta bed at 7 am
and i sat n meditated till the sun came up
drink goji juice
take nippers to school
walk to the pool
stop n buy a lime sports drink
buy 2 balls for 1$ gum
listening to adam n eve by cathy wheel on podman
theres the sea, slightly angry n restless
across the grass we went
the hot sauna
the cold green pool
again the sauna
a scalding shower
chi gong in the freezing wind
that was blowin’ in from antarctica
pull on my clothes
ipodman reinstated
feel like a million bucks
sprint up the stairs from pool
buy a takeaway coffee for the missus
stride home listening to dickos old band
wow futureboy is a good track
good on ya dicko
a toffee nosed shoegazer
if ever there was one
(but werent they all a bit posh…them shoegazers?)
but im really enjoying it
its my fave record du jour definitely
dislodging the other one
strange parallel in a way
we were both too good to be really huge
ha ha
(but aint it the truth?)
(and who cares anyway?)
(and why everything in brackets?)
contemplated writing an erotic blog as experiment
(i have quite a way with words they say)
but eventually good sense prevailed
took aurora to dentist
tooth was singing should i stay or should i go
dentist saying could go either way my girl
have to wait n see
go to art supply shop
aurora wants something but not sure what
the whole time the dentist was working on the tooth
i was feeeling every last jab n buzz
eve n aurora baybee
what a trip
lovely doodles but growing up fast now
their faces imply the beautiful women they will become
eve swims like an otter
strange animal grace child
aurora like a palomino angel
dark skin yellow hair
today i have to interrupt class in library to get a. for dentist
the kids are all on computers
zooming thru paleofuckin’lithic landscapes
one kid yells out to me as he roars up to this towering reptile
hey you know what that is?
uh an iguanadon…i venture
nope he shakes his head
its an allosaurus
damn…i shoulda known that
i used to be a dino expert once upon a time
how i felt for the triceratops as the tyrannosaurus savaged his flanks
and how glad as it sank its horns into the rexs soft white beer belly
bugger those carnivorous bullies
take it hard you meat eating brute
hurray for the prehistoric vegetarians
do yoga on balc
cant keep my mind on god for even one second
then i see the sky
dali clouds racing on shreds of grey n blue
how can i doubt the hand of the artist conceiving this stuff
everything respiritualised
nk cooking bean ball burger things for dinna
baby crawling round demanding attention
a certain opportunity has presented itself to me
to be very showbiz
and i wonder if the new improved me
the avuncular cheerful good ole boy who got off the badde stuff
the white bearded hippy renaysonce manne
can this model successfully negotiate
the tricky paths of shonky show biz
and remain integritti intacto
or will i be dragged into its morass
???????????????????????????????????????
should i?
or shouldnt i?
nk says only you can decide
oh im quite the show biz trooper these days fiendss
you shoulda seen me treadin’ them boards
in chicargy n old new york
jokes n quips
i escape from handcuffs
i do the indian rope trick
i charm the rope into the sky
i climb up
i pull up the rope
and i disappear
maybe my tanned mature good looks
will catch some powerful moguls eye
and i’ll be catapulted to soap opera stardom
playing rob dickos long lost australian uncle
in the bold n the the byootifyul
ha ha
dont laugh
anything possible now
serious art critics like my paintings(!?)
ive done musical shakeyspeare
im gonna be a judge on a songwriting contest(?!)
im jamming with the crickets
im whistlin’ in the fuckin’ rain
whattya want from me?
i dunno
soon its dinner
yum yum
then…
the possibilities stretch out to a nice horizon
it aint all dancing on clouds man
as a swedish smack dealer once said to me
one freezin mornin in stockholm
in the darkness n snow
as we had our miserable meeting
ok
there it was
that was our day together
ha!

62 Responses to “intelligentleman”

  1. avatar
    Anonymous | 28 August 2006 at 9:01 am #

    took my nipper (singular) to pool yesterday – he is otter-ish also. in london i have to make do with the council swimming pool (which ain’t too bad at all, nice and deep which is crucial if you are 8 and wish to show off your new found diving skills). i wonder if the pool you refer to is the one built out into the sea where the bondi icebergs go??? my son would love that – maybe one day.

    pip

  2. avatar
    leelinau | 28 August 2006 at 9:11 am #

    “musical shakeyspeare”
    ….indeed.

  3. avatar
    Padders | 28 August 2006 at 9:30 am #

    If Mr Shakeyspeary had formed a band instead of writing all them books and plays and stuff.

    What band would it’ve been ?

    Padders

  4. avatar
    Anonymous | 28 August 2006 at 9:52 am #

    I’d love to spend everyday with you sk, and I do anyway…very relaxing lifestyle you have going there, I could get used to it that’s for sure!

    love from your
    Greco friend from Melby

    P.S look forward to blog erotica!

  5. avatar
    Anonymous | 28 August 2006 at 10:37 am #

    did they ask ya to be on the panel of rockwiz sk???
    anywho, thanks for sharing the day. i had a sickie today. spent rolling round the grass with my kids and breaking into ‘the wheels on the bus’ on the 12 string. life’s good.

  6. avatar
    restaurant mark | 28 August 2006 at 12:05 pm #

    great morning read!!!
    mark

  7. avatar
    Anonymous | 28 August 2006 at 12:25 pm #

    sk,
    thanks for the brilliant start to my day as always. sk and rob dickos. acoustic duets? the handsome tour?

    richard

  8. avatar
    (('{~_~}')) | 28 August 2006 at 2:02 pm #

    An erotic post ….. come on, be daring SK and give it a go!

  9. avatar
    gavgams | 28 August 2006 at 2:21 pm #

    You thought you knew it all, but you’ve forgotten your fffenn dinosaurs.
    Never mind. Wisdom resides in feelings, not possession of facts.

    I ilke your line, SK: “their faces imply the beautiful women they will become”. You lucky, lucky dude!
    Anybody who doesn’t have kids yet, but thinking about it and can: well think on that.

  10. avatar
    drzej | 28 August 2006 at 2:32 pm #

    Don’t forget that ‘reality TV’ is neither!

    Speaking of which, yesterday on my 66-mile bicycle jaunt, I had “Day 5” alternating on and off with “TV Party” for some apparent reason. I didn’t ask why, but it was humorous as I rode the ferry home to the City.

    Stay lovely.

    drzej

  11. avatar
    davem | 28 August 2006 at 2:38 pm #

    Good afternoon SK.
    Me and my ginger tom, Chuckie, are hiding from the english rain & enjoying yon blog. To be honest I’m beginning to suspect that Chuckie only enjoys it if I pause every two mins & tickle behind his ear. Nevertheless I’m trying to convert him.
    Anyway SK, I’m enjoying the ride. Listening to your music, reading your words or seeing you doing a “Simon Cowell” are all the same to me. Moments of beauty/challenge/clarity/wit that really make my life more enjoyable.
    Must fly…needy cat to attend to.
    Love you more (Oh it was fab to hear The Buzzcocks sing that live yesterday),

    Dave M

  12. avatar
    John Garratt | 28 August 2006 at 3:17 pm #

    My wife’s ideal pet would be a triceratops. He would be named Ziggy and we would ride him to the grocery store.

    John

  13. avatar
    Jen Jewel Brown | 28 August 2006 at 3:24 pm #

    welcome home
    just wrote a lovely answer but it disappeared
    speaking of bass playing
    as we were
    as we always were
    ian rilen has cancer
    he’s still playing in the love addicts with cathy green
    now she’s on bass i think
    a brilliant track
    ‘the family from cuba’
    on the website
    i’m going to try to see them at the greyhound in st kilda this saturday
    and there’s some benefits coming up
    these guys are gods of rock’n’roll
    this from mark mordue on rilen’s website
    http://www.ianrilen.com/press_articles.htm
    ‘Girls are girls,” Rilen says, as if it were a futile mystery, before confessing, “I came home late one.” He pauses for quite a while without saying a word. Finally I say, “night?”

    “Actually I was gone about a week,” he says. “I remember pulling into the driveway and sitting there too frightened to go inside. You’d know the sound of my Buick pulling in anywhere though. When I did finally go in Cathy was sitting at the kitchen table reading the papers. She just said ‘hello’. And that was it. I thought, ‘I’ve gotten away with it!’ Then I said, ‘Can you smell something burning?’ I looked over to the stove and there was my guitar, both jets on full bore. It’d taken me five minutes to do my cowardly creep inside. She must have put it on as soon as she heard me.”

  14. avatar
    Renee | 28 August 2006 at 4:01 pm #

    the question you have to ask yourself is,
    am i gonna regret passing up an opportunity,
    when your on your deathbed you don’t wanna say,
    damn i wish i had done that!!
    i think about that quite frequently concerning my life, nothing is etched in stone and it’s not over until your six feet under(at least in this present lifetime!), at this stage in your life, do it all!! but we can’t really advise you one way or the other when we don’t know what it is your speaking of,
    common sk what’s the gig?

    anyhow, ya gotta love kids! aren’t they lucky that they get to spend everyday learnin all kinds of cool shit, art, music, science, history, geography, math (yuck!)and then what happens, by the time they reach our ages, it’ll be gone, gone, gone they won’t remember any of it!
    it should be the other way around, we should put them to work (who needs child labor laws!)and we do all the cool stuff! a few years of hard work won’t hurt em, actually it would be good for them, all they do now is eat junk food, watch tv and play video games! my grandpap worked in the friggin coal mines as a young boy and he turned out ok!
    my new job involves working with middle school and elementary kids, this should prove to be interesting, it will be the determining factor in whether i pursue teaching full time,
    i’ll let ya know how it goes!

    i don’t know about the whole erotic blog thing, although it would have been interesting to see what you come up with! you probably would shoot straight up the bloggy charts!

  15. avatar
    Tokin'Jester | 28 August 2006 at 4:03 pm #

    I’m so very glad these days’re treatin’ ya well–(in my past I’d broken my jaw & 9 teeth)I can seriously relate ta yer gurlygurls grief-I hope it goes well, & she gets ta keep her tooth.Kids ‘re tough huh???an erotic blog?hmmmmmm, ladies havin’ the vapors world wide!! Ya otter do it!!!I have a song fer ya– ask the Harping Lady-(she read it)-For many years I’ve thought you had done a “walk thru” in a festival scene of Robin in the Hood(an English TV thing)with Mike Praed-Guess that wasn’t you(doppleganger?)

  16. avatar
    stealthblue | 28 August 2006 at 4:49 pm #

    Anything IS possible. Go for it, whatever makes you happy, just stay SK. No doubt it is not all dancing on clouds, but it sure is cool that those opportunities are presenting themselves to you…and you are ready to take them on if you wish. If not, no big deal, only you know what is best. Too me, your life doesn’t sound too relaxing all the time, but it is educational in that you do represent a kind of “fun” lifestyle that seems well-balanced. Not only is it a healthy lifestyle, but it is productively busy “in a good way” and you seem t hold it all together very well, with the help of your loved ones. It is just awesome to watch you grow as a great, energetic spirit that it seems we all enjoy “knowing” over the years. Thanks a lot for sharing as much of yourself as you do, it gives a lot of hope, in so many ways. Come good, come not so good, we just get through it.

    Dinos…love them. I always wanted a brontosaurus (ie: the “thunder lizard) or a triceratops! Did you like the Jurassic Park movies? Even for “shits and giggles?” I actually dug ’em…especially with surround sound. Yeah, those other little bastards were too freakin mean, even though they looked really cool. I remember having a T-shirt with a big T-Rex [no ref. to M. Bolan ;)] when I was like six!

    Once again, thanks for a great read, Steve. All the best to the camp. It really does sound like you have a lovely family, it’s nice isn’t it…”coz everyone needs someone to live by”…
    Anyway, it is raining, the flourescent lights are pounding me into oblivion…need coffee…
    Peace,
    BV

  17. avatar
    stealthblue | 28 August 2006 at 4:50 pm #

    Anything IS possible. Go for it, whatever makes you happy, just stay SK. No doubt it is not all dancing on clouds, but it sure is cool that those opportunities are presenting themselves to you…and you are ready to take them on if you wish. If not, no big deal, only you know what is best. Too me, your life doesn’t sound too relaxing all the time, but it is educational in that you do represent a kind of “fun” lifestyle that seems well-balanced. Not only is it a healthy lifestyle, but it is productively busy “in a good way” and you seem t hold it all together very well, with the help of your loved ones. It is just awesome to watch you grow as a great, energetic spirit that it seems we all enjoy “knowing” over the years. Thanks a lot for sharing as much of yourself as you do, it gives a lot of hope, in so many ways. Come good, come not so good, we just get through it.

    Dinos…love them. I always wanted a brontosaurus (ie: the “thunder lizard) or a triceratops! Did you like the Jurassic Park movies? Even for “shits and giggles?” I actually dug ’em…especially with surround sound. Yeah, those other little bastards were too freakin mean, even though they looked really cool. I remember having a T-shirt with a big T-Rex [no ref. to M. Bolan ;)] when I was like six!

    Once again, thanks for a great read, Steve. All the best to the camp. It really does sound like you have a lovely family, it’s nice isn’t it…”coz everyone needs someone to live by”…
    Anyway, it is raining, the flourescent lights are pounding me into oblivion…need coffee…
    Peace,
    BV

  18. avatar
    Anonymous | 28 August 2006 at 4:57 pm #

    you crack me up sk
    i would tune in to
    watch you on the
    the bold n the byootifyul
    dancing with the stars
    or better yet
    on the big screen
    how bout Capn Jack’s older bro
    Capn Crunch in Pirates 4?
    shakespeare?
    whatever!
    you’ve got “it” sk
    charisma baybee
    rock it

    best of luck with
    every endeavor
    love
    diane
    xo

  19. avatar
    Anonymous | 28 August 2006 at 4:58 pm #

    if ya wanna play Miraz . . . ya gotta play the show biz game

  20. avatar
    Anonymous | 28 August 2006 at 5:06 pm #

    Capt Jack Sparrow made an appearance at the Golden Gate Ren Faire yesterday… still as slurry as always.
    CPE

  21. avatar
    robert madore | 28 August 2006 at 6:23 pm #

    Steve,

    Please hold back on your inclination towards writing some erotica! (ha)

    Unless it involved aliens…

  22. avatar
    mrs. baal n zeus | 28 August 2006 at 7:00 pm #

    I don’t remember a day
    ever without having music
    whether i put it on
    or it’s at store, at work
    or that annoying song
    I can’t get out of my head
    I bet more often than not
    that is the case for everyone
    though
    just realizing it today

  23. avatar
    manfred | 28 August 2006 at 7:16 pm #

    hi sk
    me no taurus
    just back from crete
    where they have a soft drink called “ivi”
    been in the cave where zeus was born
    and i have seen “the singing chef”
    sk, you would have loved him
    this amazing guy has his BBQ pliers in one hand
    and a microphone in the other
    and he croons “you’re the first, you’re the last”
    or “there goes my heart”
    while roasting all these lumps of meat
    check it out, it’s cool (and hot at the same time)
    restaurant cordon bleu 2, beach road, malia, crete
    they have a nice veggie taco there as well
    and now i have to catch up with ten days of blogsuperstardom
    see you afterwards
    m

  24. avatar
    Anonymous | 28 August 2006 at 7:18 pm #

    Steve,
    Glad you are enjoying the Ooph-meister’s surreal cosmic drones! I thought you’d dig it, sort of taking side 1 of Eno’s “Apollo” to even deeper places “out there.” If you require more of this elixir (and there are MANY more fine CD’s by this artiste), drop in on http://www.deeplistenings.it for a bio/discog/etc. Rock on, space brother…

  25. avatar
    lelle | 28 August 2006 at 7:59 pm #

    dear steve,

    do it.

  26. avatar
    Chump | 28 August 2006 at 9:03 pm #

    If showbiz is good enough for jc then why not sk?

    sk’s muse: “Do it”

  27. avatar
    12str | 28 August 2006 at 9:33 pm #

    long time no see guys….
    nice to be back home again SK?
    its hard to have limited time while keeping up with this fantastic journey “the life and times of the olde but not so grumpy
    rocker”!
    my f*****g computer is still down..gotta raise some cash to fix it.
    standing in the restaurant where im working…really quiet night…i just smoked this spliff and its really grooooovy reading your stuff man!;)got ULTC going in my car all the time mister…really nice driving to it…..oops here comes the cavallery!!….gotta go…

    see yall!
    patrik

  28. avatar
    Anonymous | 28 August 2006 at 9:40 pm #

    I was there in Chicago at the park west..

    Showbiz is in your blood.

    Oh yeah, Australia is full of good acta’s who can do the british and American accent with ease. Think Geoffrey rush, cate blanchette..hollywood loves em.

    an erotic blog? …why not?

  29. avatar
    veleska1970 | 28 August 2006 at 9:57 pm #

    SURELY in this day and age of modern dentistry, i would think they can do SOMETHING with her tooth.

    hah~~imagine that~~esskay the once-upon-a-time dinosaur authority. well, that’s ok, i used to know all the constellations, too, because i was going to grow up to be an astronomer once-upon-a-time. funny how life steers you in different directions~ sometimes for better, sometimes for worse.

    the new and improved you can do anything he puts his mind, to, steve. why stop now? onward, i say!!

    let us know how the “judging” goes, and what the critics are saying!!!

    lotza love….

  30. avatar
    Anonymous | 28 August 2006 at 10:00 pm #

    erotica!!!!!!!!!!!You would for sure hit the top of the blog charts! Just a little experiment.. come on, Whatta ya say!!!!!!!!

  31. avatar
    Gareth,Notts | 28 August 2006 at 11:02 pm #

    WOW!fckn great blogges,just caught up with em since thursday-weekend in Estonia,great place,great time-but thought stuff the internet cafes,treat meself to bumper edition of blogges when i get home,take the edge off goin back to work!anyhoo,p=a,crackin’ album, spawned my all time favourite song AURA,took about 6 listens to become my fave song and 7 to become my all-time fave!! an unassailable position for 14 yrs,and counting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. avatar
    skyintheairwaves | 28 August 2006 at 11:50 pm #

    is it spicks n specks?

    You should do it!

    Didja hear some bloke on aus idol is doing yer song tonight?

    7.30 ch 10

    The horror!

  33. avatar
    Melquiades | 29 August 2006 at 12:47 am #

    Your words are a serpentine coil
    all the while tightening
    Until I reach that last line.

    I find my leg at the end of the read
    heightened and shaking.
    A pleasant tension
    a visceral response
    You always leave me wanting more.

  34. avatar
    Melquiades | 29 August 2006 at 12:50 am #

    will you still love me
    when I’m 52
    yeah…..

  35. avatar
    Melquiades | 29 August 2006 at 12:52 am #

    So, this Elizabeth Hand, she’s good?

  36. avatar
    Melquiades | 29 August 2006 at 1:05 am #

    UTMW on Idol. ha.

    Wow, to wait in those lines
    with the common denominators
    the Jerry Springers
    Why do people get off on bad taste
    It’s almost as if having bad taste means
    that you are normal
    Fuck that!!!!!

    Where’s the polar shifts when you need them?

    On one hand, it’s great that UTMW is being performed
    (However, I don’t watch the occidental, western version – if not for snippets on peripheral tv viewing and hearing my neice spout they watch it, but I bet they don’t even get that close to taste here.)
    I bet the person they chose
    and the same person that’s choosing to do this song
    doesn’t have a fucking clue.
    They probably heard it at The Commonealth and thought, “yeah that’ll get ’em”

    hitting a nerve.
    regards,
    melquiades

  37. avatar
    General Catz | 29 August 2006 at 1:14 am #

    Funny how the eye misreads things. I thought you said “and i sat n medicated till the sun came up.”

    love, miss grove

  38. avatar
    Melquiades | 29 August 2006 at 1:33 am #

    go for the gusto man
    do the sell
    Do it for the kids
    Do it because you can

    I’d like to see you on CNN
    or Entertainment tonight! ha

    Just one requeszt,
    can you throttle Mary Hart
    with that derringer
    in your vest

    oh, the ratings

    love,
    ………………..

  39. avatar
    UnDead | 29 August 2006 at 1:36 am #

    do what makes you happy brother
    thats all that matters
    your face on my american tv
    would be nice, for a change

  40. avatar
    Melquiades | 29 August 2006 at 1:37 am #

    im on a roll
    somebody stop me

  41. avatar
    Melquiades | 29 August 2006 at 1:40 am #

    its jelly
    and sweet inside

    i cant describe the tast
    my automatic writing
    keeps getting in my way

    that’s enuff stuff
    its tuff to get enuff

    stop plauger-izin
    you pauper
    you poet
    you damn near saw it

    all your slant rhyme
    and giving me
    and her
    the dime

    Publish and Post

  42. avatar
    Melquiades | 29 August 2006 at 1:43 am #

    it’s the dawning
    of the age of Aquarius

  43. avatar
    Melquiades | 29 August 2006 at 1:43 am #

    ha guffaw ha,.ha. ha snicker snicker …..mmmmmmm

  44. avatar
    Melquiades | 29 August 2006 at 1:46 am #

    seriously though Steve.
    all in good fun
    I think that whatever you are presented with that you should follow the deep speaking heart
    You know.

    Dont’ give in to cynicism
    Don’t give into defeat
    Just be yourself
    and we’ll all smell your feet.

    I am on a roll

  45. avatar
    Melquiades | 29 August 2006 at 1:55 am #

    it’s almost like
    something you did at the party the night before
    you wake saying, “Oh god, did I really”

  46. avatar
    Melquiades | 29 August 2006 at 2:03 am #

    that’s enuff from we me
    colloquialism has no bear to breadth
    no line to thread
    I’ve given enough of the mercury
    and a long, lost slide
    don’t conjur your writing
    don’t be left on that beach

    the waves crash down
    on that metaphor
    the salt mist air
    the cool moist breeze

    leaves your hair curly
    and your underwear to your knees

    I’d lost it long ago
    and given far way back
    do you even remember
    how to find our way back?

  47. avatar
    tristan | 29 August 2006 at 2:06 am #

    the calm sea washes softly on the shore as you bathe in the golden early morning light. at one with the world, at peace with yourself

  48. avatar
    syrinx | 29 August 2006 at 2:11 am #

    1) I think you would be fine doing just about anything as long as you were being yourself,

    2) you’ve been around the biz long enough to know the pitfalls of “biz”,

    and

    3) you know the difference between genuine and a genuine fake.

    2cents, refundable

  49. avatar
    Krissythegroupie | 29 August 2006 at 2:56 am #

    I basically only heard the stuff about the erotic blog and soap opera acting in that one..holy moly. That’s a lot, right thar. If you were on a soap opera you would have wear an eyepatch or walk around shirtless all the time. My roommie watches ’em, not me!

  50. avatar
    Anonymous | 29 August 2006 at 4:46 am #

    cdnuolt blveiee taht i cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
    the phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid! aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
    it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny
    iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. the rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
    tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
    but the wrod as a wlohe.

    -Craig

  51. avatar
    Melquiades | 29 August 2006 at 4:53 am #

    regurgitated fantastical recurring stories of that’s mice time
    in prision

    come on………….

  52. avatar
    Melquiades | 29 August 2006 at 4:57 am #

    sti mites kleis htis hath i ysa uorye a turecae rhtowr nenigsitl

    what happened?

  53. avatar
    Anonymous | 29 August 2006 at 5:21 am #

    yeah, but what were you wearing ?

  54. avatar
    The Other One | 29 August 2006 at 6:11 am #

    Oh… I’ll give Adam and Eve another chance.
    What a great sentence, isn’t it?
    I like posh. With no spice.
    I’d say old-fashioned romanticism is only available for the posh bunch. As well as contemplation and metaphysics. Suddenly I think of the “posh working heroes” of rock n’ roll.
    Ok, I won’t go any deeper.

    Good sense is not for the experienced.

  55. avatar
    The Other One | 29 August 2006 at 6:12 am #

    Errata: “posk working CLASS heroes”.
    I still have my class.

  56. avatar
    The Other One | 29 August 2006 at 6:13 am #

    Oh, my God. “Posk”???? Did I write that????
    I’ll sleep with Freud tonight. Will try to write something erotic for him before that.
    Enough.

  57. avatar
    eek | 29 August 2006 at 6:44 am #

    contemplated writing an erotic blog as experiment
    (i have quite a way with words they say)

    Oh yeah you certainly do have a way with words…. Steve, not only do you need to write an erotic blog you need to make it an audio blog and read it out loud in that soft porn voice of yours. You know, the one that can turn even the most innocent children’s book into soft porn. Yeah. That voice.

    Don’t be a tease — do it. It would be a hit. Trust me.

  58. avatar
    Jesuskrishna | 29 August 2006 at 6:57 am #

    Hell, I’d buy it!
    %^)
    M

  59. avatar
    Anonymous | 29 August 2006 at 10:25 am #

    Serena Maneesh

    They’re from Oslo, Norway

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=28611468

  60. avatar
    JJ | 29 August 2006 at 7:06 pm #

    Hmm, I’m a day late catching up on fave blogge. Travel. Work. Atlanta to Longe Eyeland, hotel womb, internet connect. Swims, A’s tooth (I’m dental school dropout), T-Rex, erotic blog?!? Would certainly catapult you to Top 5 of blogs, maybe even #1 like Always Aroused Girl’s.

    Trying to decipher it, All In A Day – written in Sanskrit. Airplane again tomorrow, iPod for sustenance.

    JJ

  61. avatar
    Anonymous | 29 August 2006 at 10:57 pm #

    Erotic blog?

    Uh, no.

    Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, *no*.

    Aren’t we all voyeuristic enough as it is?

    V!

  62. avatar
    eek | 31 August 2006 at 6:41 am #

    “serious art critics like my paintings(!?)”

    And some of us are not at all surprised by this.


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