posted on April 11, 2008 at 10:18 pm

talk about david n go-lightly
talk about uneven
the killer weighing in at 183 pounds of flesh
the poor lil bunbun girl
bbg:hey do you like japanese animation?
no!
bbg:hey do you like japanese food?
i like age dashi dofu without the shaved fish
i like tofu teriaki
i like udon noodles
bbg:ok…do you like to visit japan , spend a little money?
quite frankly i cant afford it
bbg:ok how you like some japanese grannies come to bondi
take digital picture of your babyscarlet?
how you like a new sony lobe-implant
with clock/radio/barometer..?
we put solar panel in your head
it go and go longtime
can connect to most apple products…
what about my bass guitar?
bbg: jack or rca?
we put dock just behind ears..
cranium natural reverb chamber
no need for ampli-frier ever again…
wow bunbun girl…maybe i should come to japan after all
bbg: yes just now for only 3500 new euro dollars *
you get:
3 nights in hotel cell with free astro boy tv and snack machine
1 lump of complimentary horseradish
authentic balsa wood chop stick
get the geisha makeup treatment at mrs tonahakas hair n nails
2 tickets for scenic n historic subway ride
a visit to dae-woo factory
riuchi sacka-motos new exclusive bonzai pianos
hang out with actor who played the horse in “monkey”
by the way killazilla,
did you know that people here love new south whales?
ha ha! thats just a joke for you
if you like rocknroll
then we have the tokyo sputnik boyz
who do swedish punk band covers in japanese
or we have mika mikahoto a virtual pop star
here on japanese internet
she comes fully interactive…
parents should advise front desk
for this service to be deactivated
you can purchase any top movie at anytime
including such blockbusters as
ninja whinger: a henpecked swordsman slips up..whoops!
and the popular right now
desperately seeking bunbun girl
starring hundreds of different bun bun girls…
hang on bunbun girl…theres more than one bunbun girl?
bbg: oh yes there at least one million bunbun girls
some girls only can be onebun girl, you know
but my sister for example
she a bunbunbunbun girl or quad-bun
you can gain or lose buns you see…
are there any bunbun boys over there?
bbg: what? oh ha ha..i get it..you from sydney.oh ha ha
no actually no bunbun boys but we have ballball boys..
i hope to marry ballball boy one day
raise little balls n buns of our own….
land of the rising bun, eh?
bbg: what…? oh you very funny
you could be dingding man in my country easy…
ok bye now
contact me on bunbun.org.nip
* could be up to ten times this amount
see financial institution for more money

time being: ah, and only yesterday i was a sage….
(sigh)

the end

46 Responses to “killazilla versus the bunbun girl”

  1. avatar
    davem | 11 April 2008 at 11:44 pm #

    There’s always a wee gem (or 300) in everything you write SK, but I’m unsure about just one word in that there blog…..am i being over sensitive…lacking humour.
    Probably so…damn it Kilbey i love you anyway!!
    xx

  2. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 April 2008 at 12:22 am #

    I wanna see that movie sk, but I better go to brockbrusta instead.
    btw I think I saw that monkey actor selling portable spas. I hope there is a sequel coming.. hiroshima mon amour-a with that infernal drum loop!
    ^jax (thinking of John Fox in a monkey suit)

  3. avatar
    triantelope | 12 April 2008 at 12:38 am #

    umm…. what..??

  4. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 12 April 2008 at 1:01 am #

    The Church may actually have a fanbase in Japan. Many groups do. Lamentably, it is not a vegetarian friendly place at all.

    Merzbow a Japaneze “Noise Artist” musician gets inordinate grief in Japan for advocating animal rights and meatless eating.

  5. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 April 2008 at 1:25 am #

    fuck me that was funny steven!manga anga!click click click click click click click click swivel,dangah.;Dhumpatatteeback souffle!;D ;/

  6. avatar
    Daberhasher | 12 April 2008 at 1:32 am #

    running with the bunbun girl, funny stuff, just the ticket after taking care of me barfy children…
    a smile before bed, thanks…

    the company i work for just started sending water bottles to L.L. Bean in Japan, and it suddenly occurred to me, how the hell are they going to answer the phone???

    one day all those Littlest Pet Shop thingys will be worth a fortune!
    that’s my plan…

    cheerio,

    erik

  7. avatar
    Anne Marie: | 12 April 2008 at 1:43 am #

    ROFL! Big Belly full of bun bun laughter!

  8. avatar
    blackeyes | 12 April 2008 at 1:56 am #

    I wonder wether the real bunbun knows why you are writing this.
    oh my… poor lil bunbungirl.

  9. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 April 2008 at 2:37 am #

    .

  10. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 April 2008 at 2:40 am #

    Luved it. Only the folks that read your comments get to understand that one. Perfect way to give back to your “community”

    –Chump

  11. avatar
    linjo | 12 April 2008 at 3:43 am #

    feeling a little sorry for bun bun (boy). Maybe he/she only eat little fishies, Linda

  12. avatar
    syrinx | 12 April 2008 at 3:49 am #

    You know, I get the feeling I’d have been no less confused had I *not* been on dilaudid when I read this earlier. Thyme Bean, sir.

  13. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 April 2008 at 4:18 am #

    killa, you obviously have never had a dose of yellow fever. hard to break once you’ve had it.

  14. avatar
    linjo | 12 April 2008 at 4:47 am #

    Yes a sans sage day for you Steve. A whole blog of ridicule and stereotyping for someone who has made a friendly overture to you is a little beneath you I think.
    Oh yes all you would be spiritual wafflers of text book prose, it was very funny indeed. All fish eaters should be hung, drawn and quartered, barbaric devils! (sad to say we would have too include Steve’s own dear wife in that too as she enjoys her schnapper and fish on Bondi Beach, as told by Steve last year, but sure she is a dear human being). rant rant rant
    Linda Lovelace

  15. avatar
    blackeyes | 12 April 2008 at 6:03 am #

    or probably i’ve just got a wrong idea… , maybe i should shut my mouth.

    but it’s just too funny. and what a witty man!

  16. avatar
    you might find me if you like...? | 12 April 2008 at 6:42 am #

    augh yes,
    there was a mistake
    who was i ?
    did you come in for
    a pie sir?

    no…, no…, no…
    forget it
    it’s nothing but
    frosting

    you know you
    and i, i didn’t even read
    it

    i’m just writing to
    say time’s is hard
    is hard enough

    enough stuff enough
    to be beautiful
    enough to be enough

    what?
    was it?

    ha!

    you know!
    know it!

    know it
    now

    now be
    it

    be it here
    now

    be here
    now

    know it
    now

    so
    it is you…

  17. avatar
    steve kilbey | 12 April 2008 at 8:51 am #

    dear ling-joe
    that was not a friendly overture…!
    she was an ad scam spruiking her blechh!
    cmon you guys
    fuck ya if ya cant take a joke
    kilbey

  18. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 April 2008 at 9:15 am #

    haha,kiddin’!whale oil beef hooked!!;D :0 haha!xo

  19. avatar
    linjo | 12 April 2008 at 9:45 am #

    Well fuck you too honey and your colonial Benny Hill humour. Cringe indeed!!! Better just to ignore it than to make a big deal out of it. I am my own god, I judge myself, I dont have to ask “god” why something happened. Thats why I respect the Buddhist religion, there is nothing bad in it. Its pure and teaches love for your fellow human no matter what creed or race. I am not a particularly educated person Steve per se but fuck I am intuitive and can smell bullshit a mile away from some of the would be’s that write in here. (not you EB, Andy, Davem, Amanda, Mel etc)

  20. avatar
    steve kilbey | 12 April 2008 at 9:57 am #

    gee
    you cover a lotta ground there lindy loo
    i was just having a gentle dig at bunbun girl
    she was after all hi-jacking my comments
    to hustle up some ad action
    i wouldnt say i character ass-ass-inated her bunbuns…would you
    anyway i doubt she exists, lovely lindah
    its just a made up name, isnt it?
    questions
    does buddhism teach love for would-bes?
    if youre your own god
    are you your own devil?
    did you send me that wooly hat?
    if so…wow thanks
    and
    goodnight
    (cue benny hill music and kilbey chasing bigtitted jap bints around and slapping bald blokes heads)
    oooherr!

  21. avatar
    linjo | 12 April 2008 at 10:16 am #

    I feel very irritated and frustrated when people generalise about a race. Of course we are our own devils, isnt that karma? So much better for some to just pass the whole deal over to God and let him deal with it. Another way humanity passes the buck instead of being accountable for their own fuck ups and isnt it the way of the future? Litigation when I fucked up, yeah , yeah. Accountability people, there is too little of it.

  22. avatar
    Ethereal Butterfly | 12 April 2008 at 10:43 am #

    What a clack-up Kirra!! I ruvved it..

    I wish the Olympics to be hosted by Japan in the future in order to put their unethical environmental practises under the global microscope as is happening with China presentreee…

    Peace & ruv

    Heather

  23. avatar
    linjo | 12 April 2008 at 10:46 am #

    yes I did send you that “wooly hat” which just happens to be alpaca wool that I learned to spin myself and knit into a beanie, so wow to you, you self righteous tosser, send it back if you dont appreciate it.

  24. avatar
    fantasticandy | 12 April 2008 at 10:53 am #

    sk….linjo…what a very civil exchange of views.
    see…this is what it’s all about folks!
    there is a huge difference between an argument and a debate.

    however….political correctness is often a bad thing…the unscrupulous among us often use race or creed as a tool to realise their own selfish ambitions.

    killer…you may well be a ‘new-age renaissance manne’,
    but there’s still a hint of the ‘old school’ in there somewhere…..

    my own take on the japaneese?
    …..personally i think it a great pity that one of the oldest and most innovative civilizations on this planet should embark on an endless spree regurgitating western ideas.
    yes..yes, before anyone says it…
    …hardly any originality left ANWHERE
    but then isn’t that why we are here?
    if the world is a ‘melting pot’ steve….you sure have a big spoon!
    have a nice weekend all!
    luv,
    andy L.

  25. avatar
    Ross B | 12 April 2008 at 11:46 am #

    ‘bunbungirl’ is a very funny word actually.

    I think it’s gonna stay with me for the rest of my life!

    I’d be chuffed to receive a solicitation from a ‘bunbungirl’, but equally chargined to discover that ‘bunbungirl’ is gender Male age 38!

    Reminds me of that vanguard gig a few weeks back, who kept yelling out “SPUNKY BUNS”?!!!

  26. avatar
    steve kilbey | 12 April 2008 at 11:49 am #

    linda
    relax
    i love the hat
    thank you
    i wasnt joking
    thank you very much
    the chauvinist racist piglet

  27. avatar
    Steve's Plant | 12 April 2008 at 11:53 am #

    linjo you kick ass! Loved this spirited exchange.

    SK: (Fri) ‘seems i lucked out
    n actually wrote something “sage” yesterday
    so today
    i have the choice
    keep going with the sage
    or
    profane as usual
    now aint that a human thing to do’

    xxx

  28. avatar
    davem | 12 April 2008 at 12:09 pm #

    Steve…if you can catch me you can slap my bald head!! Oooherrr.
    Cue the music der der der der der der der derder der …..
    Enjoty the weekend all!

  29. avatar
    davem | 12 April 2008 at 12:10 pm #

    BTW isn’t piglet a smashing word. Piglet. I love it.

  30. avatar
    tim | 12 April 2008 at 2:03 pm #

    that was fucking funny…

    the exchage with lingo…

    funnier..

    andyl put it well…i feel ashamed and a little sad at the westernization of japan…capitolism has left its mark in all corners of the world its just a little embarrasing when seen how hit has manifested itself in japan in particular for some reason.

    freedom of speech..
    freedom of creative expression…
    if you don’t like it don’t read it…

    satire with a little benny hill thrown in…maybe not cinema but still a fun little skit your wrote there..killer…i can’t sit down cause i laughed my ass off.

    maybe you can perform it at the ole english beer hall…after the footy game. Think i’ll head over to the canadian anglo club just around the corner from my house and have a pint in honour of today’s blogg…sure theres a couple of limeys that would love it…to see it…..

    jus love each other..in the words of rodney king…can’t we all just get along here…

    i’m going swimming and when i get back i want you all to have made up..

    now go…get off my land..

  31. avatar
    Daberhasher | 12 April 2008 at 2:31 pm #

    hmmm, as for Benny Hill, who this non-pc punter just happens to love, i found this winter that the words to Aerosmith’s “Walk This Way” sync up very nicely with the BH theme song,”Yakkety Sax”… “there was 3 young ladies in the school gym locker, when i noticed they was lookin’ at me…” yuk yuk yuk…
    ah, things that go through the mind when you’re shoveling non-stop piles of snow…

  32. avatar
    blackeyes | 12 April 2008 at 3:04 pm #

    “that was fucking funny…
    the exchange with lingo…
    funnier..”
    can’t agree more, tim.

    I was just wondering how the topic of the funny bunbungirl(who proclaimed himself as a man at his blog, which is very, very boring) suddenly skipped into god, then buddism, eventually ended up with piglet. My shallow mind finds it’s really hard to dig out the logical necessity between bunbungirl and god, or buddha.

    by the way, I love that music, davem. (I didnt think you are bald… oops! sorry. When i was a child, I really enjoyed trying to touch my grandfather’s shiny head.)

    Thanks SK.
    Have a wonderful weekend.

  33. avatar
    Anne Marie: | 12 April 2008 at 3:06 pm #

    Damn, when did it get to the point where we can’t sit back and have a laugh? Fuck, the joke’s always on us it seems. Let’s cut each other some slack here; you know, that’s compassionate too, ya’ll.

    Apparently Bun Bun Girl is a guy? Who knows. Who cares. I’m smart enough to know this post is playful and NOT meanspirited. People, check in a little bit before you check out.

    Sheesh–so many angry shadows lurkin’ around. What a crazy, crazy world. I got my own, too, for sure. I’m not above it. I guess I’m just saying that I’d like to think most reader’s of SK’s blog are intelligent enough to go above it, in this instance certainly. And, if you can’t, get in touch with some Loki, or Hermes, or Mercury, or Coyote or… you know, some tricksta E! He’s real gangsta! He’ll throw down. He’ll get you hip to the slip. He’ll bring ya some PERSPECTIVE.
    😉

    whatev… I’m just chillin with my wee girl, building castles and moats out of dominos. What Precious times. I wish you all as much.

  34. avatar
    blackeyes | 12 April 2008 at 3:37 pm #

    well said AM, it WAS funny; I’m still laughing now.

  35. avatar
    ScaughtFive | 12 April 2008 at 4:04 pm #

    Hey, you kids wanna ramp it down a little bit in here? Leave old Killah alone, go outside and pick up some trash, eh?

  36. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 April 2008 at 4:17 pm #

    I will take a big titted jap girl over any Swedish wbore, I will be talking to the Sony executives at their next Board of Director meeting about you and your band.

  37. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 April 2008 at 4:59 pm #

    SK-
    I hope you gonna credit me with that title “Get Stoned and Paint.” If you don’t me and bunbun gonna come over and kick you ass.

    –Ambnt1

  38. avatar
    ScaughtFive | 12 April 2008 at 6:46 pm #

    Bored of Director…

  39. avatar
    eek | 12 April 2008 at 7:09 pm #

    land of the rising bun, eh?

    I’ll have you know I had to clean off my monitor after reading that. I should know better than to drink while reading your blog by now. LOL That will teach spammers to mess with your blog!! (or maybe not, but it was fun anyway)

    And I have to admit I get a kick out of Benny Hill. Sure it’s low brow, but damn he could be funny. Gotta be pretty tight assed not to ever laugh at some of his silliness.

  40. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 April 2008 at 9:01 pm #

    chairman of the bored-piggy pop. ;/ ;D haha!xoxoxo…me so solly!hee hee ;/

  41. avatar
    captain mission | 12 April 2008 at 9:15 pm #

    there’s nothing more sad than people who can’t take a joke for what it is, without reading something sinister between the lines. it’s sad becuase there’s so many people stiving for this idealized political correctness, at the expense of humour. lighten up or go read ‘in the name of the rose’ by umberto eco, laughter is the (one of the) best medicines.

    personally i thought todays blog was very inventive but it wasn’t until the comments i actually recalled whom Bunbun girl was.

  42. avatar
    Anonymous | 12 April 2008 at 10:11 pm #

    Looking forward to ordering the dvd from the states when it comes out in June as well as “the book” that might finally see the light of day from Lurie. All the best send me some positive thoughts if you can here in Florida Tuesday AM. Keep the blog coming how about some new pics??

    Steve in Florida

  43. avatar
    the dean | 12 April 2008 at 11:40 pm #

    I believe Chairman Kaga is available to officiate this battle.

    ps. who doesn’t like benny hill, come on. that theme is classic.

  44. avatar
    matt davison | 13 April 2008 at 6:09 am #

    Who the fuc is bumbum gerll anyway?? and what the fuc is going on.. and she should just whip out and make me Dave, Melby Sime,& Brian C a nice continental breakfast……..vvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrrmm..There goes a bearded manne chasing 6 busty chinese woooman??? What!!!

  45. avatar
    Anonymous | 13 April 2008 at 6:53 am #

    😀 ‘D youre very funny…beautiful steven!just beautifully norty that is! x

  46. avatar
    bunbun | 25 April 2008 at 2:22 am #

    kind of weirds me out considering my name and all.
    but still cool.


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