posted on October 23, 2007 at 4:25 am

painkillers
yeah i know you little lambs are aching for your painkiller
oh rest ass-ured my children
it slowly is wending its way across the universe next door to you
its so good for you
a musical aphrodisiac from king rude daddy longblogs
painkiller * painkiller * painkiller *
soothe your aching nerves
stimulayte your mmm mmm
oh painkiller you sweet thing
consolation of the loveless
oh so much new new wild sense-ation
love reaction
that pumping bass guitar
killer you play dumb bass
round and fat and expensive
thrumming and coming
painkiller warning do not operate secret machinery
do not take with alcohol or a month with a seafood in it
not for breast feeding muses
not for the elderly infants
painkiller is a herbal natural synthesis
of finest available orgasmic ingredients
including pounding drums
grinding guitars
urging voices
painkiller is completely gluten free
painkiller available in one size fits or too badde for you
painkiller stays at astral travel lodges
painkiller recommends other steve kilbey products
painkiller say goodbye to headache and mens true cramps
say goodbye to unsightly thighs and botched brazilians
say hello to the gnu yew
say hello to a bright future hand in hand with painkiller
painkiller rock hard live long
painkiller hippy astronaut waitless
orchestras!
choirs!
radiotronicks!
effects peddles!
mike r’foans!
string theories!
machine and sticky heads!
organs!
drums ticks!
here are a free sample of lyrics
a
you
it
i
no
here are some of the chords used
a bad gag
b flat or b sharp
gee sus diminished
here are some of the praises criticks have heeped on painkiller
its ok
what…?
sorry he didnt listen to it
is it finished yet?
painkiller
panefiller
coming sooner than you thought
later than you hoped
earlier than expected
expected any year now
PAINKILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

47 Responses to “killer what?”

  1. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 October 2007 at 5:06 am #

    Pain is a sensation that makes us feel alive. I would rather kill pain and feel invincible. So i am sure Sk that your song will be invincible. Currently re-reading Fellowship of the ring am currenty up to -A journey in the Dark- It is an even better read after the partaking of maybe one or two Herbal enhancements (if ya know what I mean) Man did they get it wrong though with the films. The visuals were great but there is no substance to it all-JRR’s essence is but a thin veil. Like the darkness that shadows Frodo as he succums to the poisons of a Morgal Blade. Sorry for this bit of nonsense as it doesn’t really relate to anything. But i guess I just felt like saying something. Cheers everyone,

    1ManDog.

  2. avatar
    mattdavison | 23 October 2007 at 5:16 am #

    i WILL LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG.

    i HAVE HEARD THE UNMIXED UNFINISHED COPY OF THIS LITTLE ALBY

    SK GAVE IT TO ME IN NZ TO LISTEN TO
    ON THE CONDITION THAT KNOWBODY… NO LIVING CREATURE SHOULD EVEN HEAR THE FIRST MIND SPLITTERING BASS RIFF ON THE FIRST TRACK

    A FEW INSECTS AND NATIVE FOREST BIRDS HAVE BEEN IMPRISSONED UNTLL THE RELEASE. I HAVE NO REVIEW AS I HAVE SIGNED CONTRACTS LONGER THAN THE GREAT WALL.

    ALL I CAN SAY LEGALLY

    IS …..

    NOPE I CAN’T EVEN SAY THAT!!

    MD

  3. avatar
    Olde Amps | 23 October 2007 at 5:19 am #

    you are a tease.

    you know what we want…track lists, running times, label, formats, release dates and all the usual malarkey that goes with a record release.

  4. avatar
    Anonymous at 3:22 | 23 October 2007 at 5:22 am #

    Adam Franklin “Bolts of Melody”

    Best painkiller this year.

  5. avatar
    Better | 23 October 2007 at 5:32 am #

    Painkiller
    is
    killin
    me

    jaime r……….

  6. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 October 2007 at 5:38 am #

    gimme painkiller……………..pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssssse

  7. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 October 2007 at 5:54 am #

    You’re a mmm mmm teaser, yes you are!!!
    Have a lovely evening sk and thanks for that (sighhhhhh)
    Love Amanda

  8. avatar
    the dean | 23 October 2007 at 6:03 am #

    Will it be downloadable, available in thick vinyl, and relentlessly hyped and flogged by the Sunday Telegraph?

  9. avatar
    davem | 23 October 2007 at 6:13 am #

    SK – Whilst Therese and Amanda may want to see your calves I desire you to get your painkiller out for me. Matty D – If you are any sort of gentleman than I trust once PK has been released and purchased BY ALL that this rough mix will be downloadable for us to share??? Otherwise, as vice dep PM I will be sending you to the Tower for you to remain as long as the ravens are in residence. This may not be long though as I expect Brien C will release them and ban the cruel practice of clipping their wings!!

  10. avatar
    verdelay | 23 October 2007 at 6:19 am #

    You see, the problems usually arise
    When overenthusiastic guitar mavericks
    Crank up the intensity on their delay pedal
    Only to find out
    After the mix
    That this has caused the album’s release
    To likewise be d-de-del-dela-delay-delaye-delayed…

  11. avatar
    woodsprite | 23 October 2007 at 6:24 am #

    ‘Botched Brazilian’ (!) That really paints a picture….

  12. avatar
    JONNY NOT YET SO HOLLYWOODISH | 23 October 2007 at 6:27 am #

    looks like eye won’t be able to get your new album cos me lady won’t buy me anymore cd’s, all eye want is “Painkiller” & “Hourglass”,
    is that too much to ask for, can any musician out there help me???
    eye will pay you back like never before, haha…
    Jonny Hollywood

  13. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 October 2007 at 6:44 am #

    this is no joke
    painkiller
    heard it
    felt it
    bumped and grinded with it
    drove with it
    fantasized to it
    soared with it
    sighed with it

    yes i know i’m lucky
    to be in the loop
    and i hope its out soon
    so you can all get some
    x

  14. avatar
    Pain Killer | 23 October 2007 at 6:56 am #

    Fuck me!sounds great Steven.

  15. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 October 2007 at 7:15 am #

    endorphins are already wrecking my brain, Mr. K.

    peace, luv’ ‘n’ jazz
    cracka

  16. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 October 2007 at 7:36 am #

    EEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NOT FAIR…YOU ARE SUCH A TEEEAAASE AND A TORMENT, STEVE KILBEY, IF YOU WERE HERE RIGHT NOW I’D PUT YOU OVER MY KNEE AND SPANK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    love always
    -The Hellbound Heart

  17. avatar
    Candy | 23 October 2007 at 7:55 am #

    wooops!.. Mmm….yes please!I need a Pain Killer SK.. and chocolate just wont do !

  18. avatar
    Pernath | 23 October 2007 at 7:56 am #

    painkiller is a gem. it should be available on prescription, because it’s not for the faint of heart. it should be sold in every coffee shop in holland. it should be placed in any forest, just right between the mushrooms. it’s the history of rock, it’s 11 essays in rock. it’s a monolith…and a kaleidoscope.

    god i love that opener, you haven’t heard a bass guitar like that. it drags Remindlessness’ surreal textures into the modern world. it’s rock 2.0…no…2.5 –

    and there’s that wailing, yearning ballad in the middle of it.

    and it has that special epic track…9 minutes…in 5 disguises. it sounds like Cohen jamming with Jimmy Page, like Steve Howe jamming with Tom Verlaine.

    it comes with that lavish 40p. booklet and several prescription guides…it comes with a little bag of herbs…and another prescription. it comes with a handcarved sculpture and a handful of flight tickets for you and your family. it comes with an invitation for a convention in memphis/egypt.

    and i haven’t even heard it…

  19. avatar
    davem | 23 October 2007 at 8:08 am #

    I agree that your bass playing is getting better and better. It seems that you save some of the richest and best playing for tracks that don’t hit the full albums. I’ve been listening to Parallel Universe this morning and there’s some fab playing on mixture. Ditto BWTB & BY.
    Hopefully you’ll be at your best on Painkiller.

  20. avatar
    12str | 23 October 2007 at 8:26 am #

    the strangest marketing i ever saw!
    effective though…. when the hell is that record going to be released?

    pat

  21. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 October 2007 at 8:29 am #

    you can spank him but please be slightly, or i’ll sue you lovely hellbound heart.

  22. avatar
    veleska1970 | 23 October 2007 at 8:43 am #

    painkiller the “all-purpose”.

    to mattd~~you lucky devil. 😉

    lotza love….

  23. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 October 2007 at 11:03 am #

    Oh come on Matt, you can do it, loyality amongst we fiendsss, just tell us SOMETHING, sk won’t mind I’m sure!!!
    P.S. Hellbound Heart there’s no point in spanking sk, he’s got mighty buns of steel!!!! (apparently)
    Love Amanda

  24. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 October 2007 at 11:24 am #

    “painkiller available in one size fits or too badde for you”

    I like that!

    Exactly how I like my music.

    Thomas Thomsen, Denmark.

  25. avatar
    NickF | 23 October 2007 at 11:38 am #

    SK i have read here in your blog that ” painkiller ” is available in all sizes, and even GLUTEN FREE….. but can i get it in a sugar free energy drink?

  26. avatar
    Leelinau | 23 October 2007 at 12:46 pm #

    or maybe with tea?

    ^_^

  27. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 23 October 2007 at 2:51 pm #

    Painkiller will be another addiction that will go along with my medications, Jim Beam, healthy and junk vegetarian food and too many other vices to mention. Radiohead are great but what Band has ever put out better CD’s than the one’s referenced below.

    After Everything Now This
    Uninvited Like The Clouds
    Forget Yourself&Beside Yourself
    Priest=Aura
    Hologram of Baal
    Sometime-Anywhere
    Starfish
    The 2005 and 2007 Acoustic Gems.

    not the beatles. The latter may be the greatest because they were the most talented band. Their only cohesive masterpieces were Rubber Soul, Revolver and Sgt. Peppers. The other records had intermittent hall of fame singles sprinkled within.

    Box of Birds has FINALLY ENGULFED ME. SK really does sound like vintage 1970’s Bowie on a few tracks.

  28. avatar
    Cee | 23 October 2007 at 3:09 pm #

    The strangest things are going to knock me down, painkiller will pick me up again.
    Cecilia Cee

  29. avatar
    eek | 23 October 2007 at 4:20 pm #

    I’ve always quite liked painkillers. I’m betting I’ll really like this one.

    Of course, I’ll need a proper gander before I can know for sure. :-)))

  30. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 October 2007 at 5:14 pm #

    You might even get goosebumps eeky!I kinda have ’em already…../jbx

  31. avatar
    o mr kilbey wont you please come in... | 23 October 2007 at 7:06 pm #

    its 1875
    and ive just

    been born
    if i was shiva

    waiting on
    the other side

    sweet mother
    sweet

    creator sweet
    destroyer

    its 1947
    and ive just

    been born
    like

    i was
    a lion

    theres no
    sense

    anymore but
    never stop

    trying
    you know

    more
    than your

    other self
    is

    letting
    on

    o mr crowley
    wont you

    please
    come in

    ive been
    here

    such a
    long

    while

  32. avatar
    Lois | 23 October 2007 at 8:33 pm #

    WOW!…Yes….and good morning Steven……Painkiller is here amongst us,just awaiting it’s release…* magic* xo

  33. avatar
    rubikon | 23 October 2007 at 9:04 pm #

    OOh! .. I do love those sus chords.

    I love your bass playing too btw, Oh!, and your music, your poet-tree, your Art, your voice, that wonderful band you’re with, etc, etc.

  34. avatar
    rubikon | 23 October 2007 at 9:07 pm #

    What’s good for the Improper-Goose is not necessarily good for the Proper-Gander

  35. avatar
    Gandalf | 23 October 2007 at 9:38 pm #

    “I be the proper gander who does lay the golden eggs.I am bearded,and wise…I have fantastically beastly calves!” 😉 x

  36. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 October 2007 at 10:19 pm #

    There WILL be a “Painkiller Launch Gig”….right sk?! Is that new song you’ve played live recently on this new album? Hope to hear it on Sunday, yay! Only 5 days to go!!
    Have a beautiful day ttb.
    Love Amanda

  37. avatar
    Thelonious | 24 October 2007 at 2:17 am #

    SK, nothing like a painkiller, nothing like removing the pain, leaving numbness & the vacuum. On another note, not really my busy I suppose but how the fck does the Church end up supporting the Divinyls? How wrong is that?

  38. avatar
    JJ | 24 October 2007 at 2:58 am #

    Brien C – was a’ lissenin’ to Box O’ Birds meself today whilst going to/from the job thingie today, ah….Painkiller, such a nice take on George’s “All Too Much,” how I’ve loved that tune for years. The Kevin Ayers track a fine mood-piece to the day-long rain we finally received today in Atlanta, so grateful to Gaia and Vishnu for life-giving, refreshing rains.

    Stumbling over to the TB Pharmacy cabinet, anticipating replenishment of beloved PainKiller – more, please sir.

  39. avatar
    Anonymous | 24 October 2007 at 3:00 am #

    Huh?

    -glynnis

  40. avatar
    Anonymous | 24 October 2007 at 3:09 am #

    doesn’t aspirin herald from a tree revered by the druids as well?…xxA

  41. avatar
    andmoreagain | 24 October 2007 at 4:53 am #

    With my sore throat I’m thanking the gods of nature for aspirin that’s for sure. Looking very forward thinking to Pain-Killa.

  42. avatar
    Anonymous | 24 October 2007 at 7:29 am #

    killer where?

    B.Bon

  43. avatar
    Anonymous | 24 October 2007 at 9:07 am #

    hello in there!?…where’s the King o Pain Killers?…hope you are having a loooovelly nacht whichever way u lookin at it!…biggish day for me!…could do with some words from the pacifier…love,as always,gen xxxxx

  44. avatar
    Anonymous | 24 October 2007 at 9:25 am #

    don’t be a tease SK!Blogge please SK!?…..xxA

  45. avatar
    Anonymous | 24 October 2007 at 9:28 am #

    withdrawals from pain killers,thats a synch!…but TTB withdrawals? UM?I need my SK fix,and quickly! /CW X

  46. avatar
    Anonymous | 24 October 2007 at 9:51 am #

    Yoohoo!do soon ruin da loon,fer de moon in joon,of dishes n spoons,n billy’s saloons,where da whiskey boonz,n da leydie swoonz…/gbx

  47. avatar
    Anonymous | 24 October 2007 at 4:23 pm #

    i need pain killer…love .


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