posted on December 3, 2007 at 1:54 am

all mylife
ive had the effect
of somehow making grande pronouncements
when i guess im just joe schmoe writing a bit o’ bitter blog
this happened especially at school
when i said i didnt like such n such a band
it always seem implied that not only didnt i like em
but that i thought every aspect of them
and their fans was a loathesome dollop
i have never thought much about a lotta things
i see em on some random newspaper somewhere
i form my kilbee insta-opinion
and i go round spouting it
especially if i consider that its “funny”
now funny is a very interpretable n ambiguous term
and its amazing that fineline between cutting edge
and embarassingly offensive
ricky gervais seems to surf it as a specialty
and i guess a few others
so i guess silverchair is no pet hate or anything at all
its just i see em on all these frontpages in this iconic manner
and yesterday
im looking at the paper
there they are again
and i just asked myself
hey kilbey!
what do you think of silverchair
and all i could remember was that
i’d forgotten the earlier stuff
then i had played to me bits of that orchestrated one
from a few years back
and um……
mind you i was probably the only geezer in australia
who didnt think it was the new sergeant peppers
so musics like that
one mans poison is another mans meat
one mans peppers is another mans sneeze
you know
thinking about it
i need to have two kinds of opinionated bigmouthing modes
one which merely says
i
as an ordinary olde geeza living in 2007
dont happen to like such n such but dont mind me
it is even possible i could change my mind …..
then
i need the
i hate this passionately its ‘orrible
i am prepared to bore you stupid with my loathing
if youll listen, beware rants ahead
may offend some
approach with caution etc
pronouncements of doom
kilbeys own fat-wah in fact
where i urge from my e-pulpit
my deranged army of fiendss
to run rampaging through the western world
urinating on rubby williams posters
and other such symbolic situationist attacks
on the status quo and their demi-gods of hideous ennui
meat would land in this category
along with war
show-biz bullshit and schmaltz
anything dumbed down
ear infections
(but i got prescribed codeine and pseudo ephedrine today!!)
kids shows that are noisy and insultingly smarmy
drunken brutal oafs reeking of aftershave
over made up tarts smokin’ ciggies
awards nights
quiz shows
reality shows
dancing shows
cop shows
lawyer shows
gossip rags n shows
talk and tonight shows
posters of successful real estate salesmen
old election posters especially if its the loser
anything cute
anything in yer face
anything without originality
anything without mystery
game hosts
radio shock jocks ( shockingly amateurish)
dogs just doing their thing any old where
i say
three strikes and theyre out!!
eggplant however it may come
facile pre-learned answers no ruddy way
the pappar-arsey
rehab
tommy hill-figure or any other designer or their name
people who dont take no for an answer
my advice:
no is a good answer
take it and piss off
queue jumpers (less its me)
duck hunters…you silly sadistic sods
oh god
theres so many
parking inspectors dressed like cops with walkie talkies
guys down the beach who throw their girlfriends in the water
politicians who vote to give themselves rises…..vile scum
anything containing gelatine
hair product
foundation makeup
underarm products with aluminium…..nasty nasty
mobile phones that never get switched off
people try to gee you up needlessly
anyway
as i write this blogge
a french guy a kinda friend
has been running in and out
some malarkey with key
and tryin to persuade me
in his thick lovely french accent
why i should put green clay drops in my fucked up n painful ear
hes trying to do a number on me about clay
oblivious to the fact he has already converted me ages ago
albert i say (al-bear)
but steve he says (stieefv)
i get a cut i put it in he says mimicking a sliced open arm
and filling it in with green clay
al-bear i been fucking drinking it i say becoming angry
probably because with my tinnitus the infected ear his accent etc
its so hard to hear what hes saying
yes he remembers
ive drunken 2 whole courses of green clay an (alleged) liver cleanser
apparently it is in europe but here theyre not allowed to recommend
the actual intake of clay here in aust
yes i put it here n here n here n here says al-bear
his arms a flurry of clay annointed spots being pointed out
al-bear i says
yes i’d put it on my neck
or my arm
or my leg
and even on my ….
(i used the word dick here hoping to lessen offence
should he have taken it )
or even up my……(what is that french word?)
but i aint putting it in this fucking ear ok?
google it then he says….
meanwhile a strange storm has rolled in
playing havoc with my deafened ear
sydneys weather is very changeable watch out!
i had a dip in l’ocean this smorning
already poms n irish out there getting horribly burnt
my own daughter evie starr
she got burned in 15 minutes quite reddy , helen
lucky the next day it turned mostly brown
sometimes you even get a nice warm glow as it changes
but elli found this out
and evie too
you go brown
but then
it peels
and under that
is
freckles

65 Responses to “let me ex-plane my self”

  1. avatar
    SweatyWheels | 3 December 2007 at 4:16 am #

    Number one today!

    Is that another pet-hate?

    People with nuthin’ to say.

  2. avatar
    Richard | 3 December 2007 at 4:27 am #

    green clay is one of those home remedies that is more wives tale than factual. i’d stay away from the stuff it probably isn’t causing any harm but not doing any good either.

    oh and nice rant steve. i found myself agreeing with many of your peeves especially now as it’s 11:30pm in new york city and i’m listening to the sirens and cacophony of people outside. all i can think of is the line ‘the rush hour crush travels home to bed’ from the blurred crusade.

  3. avatar
    andmoreagain | 3 December 2007 at 4:32 am #

    Good ‘un Steve. Silverchair don’t mean shit to anyone over hear by the way. They came through town (Vancouver) a little while ago with all sorts of write-ups but I ain’t heard ’em on the radio since, not that I listen to it much. ‘Course that might mean they’re great.

  4. avatar
    veleska1970 | 3 December 2007 at 4:42 am #

    i’ve had a case of the blahs for a while now……i think i’ll just sit back and let you do the ranting for me.

    😉

    hope the ear is betta soon.

    lotza love……

  5. avatar
    the dean | 3 December 2007 at 5:00 am #

    silverchair not bad. T
    They are the perennial industry favorites.
    Is this because there’s some guilt involved in stealing their childhood?

  6. avatar
    Anonymous | 3 December 2007 at 5:04 am #

    Indeed. I need the pronouncement gear shift installed as well. I’d have a few more friends if I did….

    But…why is it so hard for people to digest when someone just says what the fucking think? Why must one be endlessly concerned about someone else ‘not getting’ what you said?

    I am particularly prone to saying what everyone is thinking but dares not say…’that outfit/hairdo/makeup whatever doesn’t suit you…’, ‘I don’t think Nicole Kidman is a very good actress’, ‘I think Robert Plant is over rated’ etc etc.

    Next thing you know you’re a fucking pariah while everyone else is still saying the same stuff but behind their hands or under their breath. I’ve been called strident, forthright and judgmental.

    It’s been happening forever though so I shouldn’t be surprised. Brings to mind a quote from another fella who said what he meant though…

    ‘Here I stand, I cannot do otherwise.’ Martin Luther

    B.Bon

  7. avatar
    Anonymous | 3 December 2007 at 5:05 am #

    P.S.

    Try mixing the green clay WITH the garlic and olive oil and put THAT through your hair….

    B.Bon

  8. avatar
    Anonymous | 3 December 2007 at 5:08 am #

    freckles…W European islander skin, ugh, same here.
    godspeed with the ear. ive got allergies that affect my ears.
    and theres no shame is calling out newbies to their debt to oldies. shame that more people dont hear/understand it. but i guess it might be a generation thing. my parents said to me, “o well, the Beatles/Stones/etc did that…” and sure enough.

  9. avatar
    JONNY NOT YET SO HOLLYWOODISH | 3 December 2007 at 5:14 am #

    Silverchair appeals to those young aussie punks out there, eye for one don’t have ‘a’ Silverchair album here in this house…
    The Reel/Real Silverchair

  10. avatar
    Anonymous | 3 December 2007 at 5:30 am #

    you are nuts to go swimming with infected ears especially after all the sydney rain, use a hairdryer on low to get rid of any excess moisture and i swear by mullein oil, which you should be able to get from local health store

  11. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 3 December 2007 at 5:47 am #

    Steve Kilbey and Jeff Beck. The modern John Lennon and Jimi Hendrix. Neither in the Hall of fame and neither give a shit. All commentors fiends and foes recognize that SK is the real deal and so do the astute critics who truly and vigilantly analyze The Church. As for Jeff Beck all one needs to do is visit Brian May’s website and read his Soapbox December 1 comments about JB’s concert. I’m so lucky that I discovered JB two decades ago and SK a mere six months ago. My desert island is my condo and the world’s greatest lyricist and vocalist intermittenly augmented by the planet’s paramount guitarist gives me a musical semblance of an idyllic Eden. They are both compassionate “vegs” and that was what Eden was all about (Genesis 1:29).

    As for Silverchair, they had one great album but Daniel Johns is now a full-blown creature of Hollywood using Australians to launch his fame. In this fallen world opportunism is lamentably the name of the game. The all-too honest band Badfinger was a victim of this inane shame. They trusted the commercial music industry and it cost them their earthly lives.

    On a brighter note George “Bulldozer” Bush and Dick “Chainsaw” Cheney only have one year left to destroy the world!

  12. avatar
    Anonymous | 3 December 2007 at 5:50 am #

    Hi sk, you don’t have to explain yourself here, on your own blog! The reason I love reading TTB is because you DON’T hold back and you’re honest about what you love or hate. It’s YOUR diary and I can’t understand why some people abuse you here cos of what you’ve written (and then abuse the commentors as well calling us “sychophantic blog wafflers”, oh how cruel!).
    Keep it coming sk, I’m lovin’ it!!
    Love Amanda

  13. avatar
    Anonymous | 3 December 2007 at 6:38 am #

    hey sk?..if you got a whole pile of clay,and moulded it to your ears,and left a little handle outta the side that divets in toward the cheek,then moulded it and cupped it and hollowed it??you could make sk ear teacups!!!…thatd be cool!!!heehee!…no! dont put anything in yer ear thats smaller than your elbow!…silverchair?pleh!!!a bit too “wannabe” for my taste..nowhere near the “class”requirements for my cd collection!…the church however…theyre pretty f’ken ‘mazin’..and yer right about the foundation stuff…bare skin is so beautiful,its not necessary..have a lovely night all!..love to you,and the ears{teacups},as always,gen xxxxx

  14. avatar
    Anonymous | 3 December 2007 at 6:54 am #

    Yes we are all lovin it. Admittedly I have felt like a pariah when voicing my opinion over great oz icons like “our Nic” and her crappy performances in slop like Moulin Rouge, not to mention being totally bored by our beloved Rove and his banalities. So go on and think silverchair is awful! You are quite within your rights.

    I am sure Steve doesnt mind a bit of opposing thought. He doesnt say all that shit for us all to say “oh yeah Steve thats right you are just so great, and you are beautiful and your hair is so nice and you are the greatest fuckin songwriter of all time” Sometimes I get a laugh reading the crusty ‘demigods’ diatribe and laments, sometimes it makes me think about my own parallels. Isnt that the point of it all Steve?

  15. avatar
    Anonymous | 3 December 2007 at 7:46 am #

    dear anon.,we love YOU too, though x ‘-0

  16. avatar
    steve kilbey | 3 December 2007 at 8:58 am #

    rove: tepid
    adam hills: insipid
    kyle handshandy-lands:flaccid
    dicko(boy was that ever an appropriate name…and now foisted on you poor yanks!!!!!????) :stupid
    seriously folks
    some of our tv personalities over here in aust
    are the most gormless spineless cringe inducing
    bunch you ever saw
    they must fucking pinch themselves in the morning
    especially the latter two
    graceless podgy stodgy stolid turgid torpid
    hopelessly hopeless buffoon-oafs
    i cant believe the states needs to import someone
    like dicko
    he has no discernible ability or talents
    my auntie lou understood more about music than him
    and she looked better too
    though the hair dos are similar
    this is surely the great age of mediocrity
    andy said everyone would be famous for 15 minutes
    but did he really mean any old one
    surely in the parallel universes running alongside us in space n time
    dicko is detailing cars on a parramatta rd car yard
    or
    working in a bottle shop in croydon
    while
    handshandy-lands is
    operating a microwave in a wollongong maccas
    or
    the guy who picks up your poodle for its de fleaing
    while
    adam hills is learning to be an accountant
    and rove
    is that friendly guy at the bank
    mark holden would be a chiropodist
    tony blair would design wallpaper
    kevin rudd headmaster at a private girls school
    brendan nelson a retired gay pornstar
    peter garrett a surveyor
    robbie williams a bellboy
    george w bush a pest exterminators assistant
    ed kuepper a professor in egyptology
    grant mclennan a country doctor
    clinton walker a guy who works at a tyre changing place
    delta and whatsisname as flight attendants
    robert forster as governor general
    etc

    please feel free to add to this list

  17. avatar
    Anonymous | 3 December 2007 at 9:24 am #

    if you close your eyes and listen to tony blair?he sounds scarily like julian clarey! thats freaky!..et la francaise pour bottom?”dairy-heir”!..i dont think youd find dicko in a parallel univers…perpendickular maybe,but not parallel,and besides,whod have him?…x, ..gen x

  18. avatar
    Anonymous | 3 December 2007 at 9:35 am #

    Molly Meldrum – a surf lifeguard @ the Icebergs Club, Bondi NSW
    luv princey

  19. avatar
    Anonymous | 3 December 2007 at 9:51 am #

    ok
    Carl Stefanovich with his seven beat snicker, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    gynaecologist

    Kochie and the breaky central crew
    Self improvement seminars ‘how to be an it girl’

    Kerry O’Brien
    How to get pissed and fuck up and come up smelling like roses course

    Kylie
    How to get entangled with ultra ego pretty boys, get the skids put under you, and then do it again and again, author

    Dicko, who is he anyway? and Mark Holden, Countdown rose giver and two hit wonder, such authorities
    on how to be a megastar. At least Maceea was ok, and Kyle Sadlands, with his “popstar” botox, tit job, rubber lipped, as if, would be runner up missus, putting shit on people. Now he is hosting the most banal, pathetic display of phillistine aussies imaginable. such credibility.

    At least we have the superb Andrew Denton.

  20. avatar
    Celticat | 3 December 2007 at 10:21 am #

    Radio station management that won’t play sk/tp/pk/mwp

    A pod of very small men at the beach comparing the size of their willies

    Sorry

    Better now

    Love
    Celticat

    Both of them

  21. avatar
    Owl | 3 December 2007 at 10:42 am #

    Hoot, hoot, I like it when yr outa yr box kilbey.
    Kamhal works at the 7-11 in Dapto

  22. avatar
    restaurant mark | 3 December 2007 at 12:04 pm #

    great rant this early morning…love ricky gervais…extras is hilarious! would love to write more but…out of town i go…see ya friday

    take care everyone

    mark

  23. avatar
    matthew | 3 December 2007 at 12:40 pm #

    hahaha, wow that was a very very good read! Particularly loved “rubby williams”. And the green clay anecdotes. But oh eggplant, correctly prepared… please! …Well it’s just a mild opinion, I have no rant prepared in my defence. Anyway thanks for another classic one SK.

  24. avatar
    Anonymous | 3 December 2007 at 12:42 pm #

    BRILLIANT parallel universe list .. the Rudd and Rove ones made me laugh out loud 😀

    here’s my Church one:
    SK – astronout, in deep space
    MWP – photographer
    PK – mathemitician
    TP – conductor

  25. avatar
    fantasticandy | 3 December 2007 at 12:54 pm #

    ‘mediocre’ is the new ‘superb’.

    brien, i posted one just for you..
    it’s called ‘interesting times’
    luv yers all!
    andy L.

  26. avatar
    relic | 3 December 2007 at 1:39 pm #

    Who do you like or aspire to then Killer in the public eye that is? OK forget the bloody Hall of Fame thing then. Happy to just rave about you here and whinge about the injustice of your lack of recognition until the cloudss come home. You do desrve one tho!

  27. avatar
    Jenn | 3 December 2007 at 1:53 pm #

    Gretel Killeen, testicle twisting
    S and M mistress at Marrickville
    House of torture.

  28. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 3 December 2007 at 3:23 pm #

    Thanks Andy. As usual I’m out of touch with reality but my posting for you would be “judicious,inclusive and equitable bloke.”

  29. avatar
    Anonymous | 3 December 2007 at 3:43 pm #

    Church=critical acclaim and sales of Radiohead, due to John Paul Jones producing GAF and continued US success…

  30. avatar
    CSTCoach | 3 December 2007 at 3:51 pm #

    “i am prepared to bore you stupid with my loathing if youll listen, beware rants ahead”

    LOL, nothing i love more than launching out on a vitriolic diatribe. Second only to that would be reading a cleverly worded rant, specially when i agree with most of it 🙂

    i’ll forgo the hatred of eggplant, but you nailed some of the other things i fucking loathe, such as: TV, anything ‘reality’, doof doof, real estate signage (how could they think that their leering, used car salesman visage could inspire anything but profound distrust??), top 40’s radio, oldies radio, most fucking radio, cars with huge fins (not Finnish people, but [plastic fins) bolted to the back, etc

    Part of the reason why i love this place is that i can count on a good rant once in a while, for our shared gripes to be aired and for these fuckwits to receive a good thrashing. A solid blow for all fiendss everywhere 🙂

    ryan

  31. avatar
    Anonymous | 3 December 2007 at 4:17 pm #

    Silverchair make Mondrian look bad. God, but they area dull aren’t they and they got how many awards?? People ARE sheep. All the more reason to stop eating meat.

  32. avatar
    fantasticandy | 3 December 2007 at 4:20 pm #

    brien you noodle!
    i meant iv’e posted a song for you!
    but if i was poting a comment for you……’a tireless campaigner for animal rights with a nice line in self-depreciating wit’.

  33. avatar
    Richard | 3 December 2007 at 6:04 pm #

    i actually had a meeting with good olde president bush back in 2002 when i was down at the white house doing charity work for the september 11th victims. he’s actually not such a bad guy when you talk to him man to man. problem is he seems to be awful at just about everything else. the man ought to be rustling cattle somewhere down south.

  34. avatar
    steve kilbey | 3 December 2007 at 7:53 pm #

    richard
    the cattle should be rustling him
    hes a war criminal and an idiot
    goodbye

  35. avatar
    davem | 3 December 2007 at 7:56 pm #

    Gelatine!! Why can’t lazy food companies use an alternative…..denied my Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles ‘cos of it…and no other pastilles compare.
    How’s it going in the studio SK? Any chance of a wee update for us fiends once you’ve wiped off all that clay?

  36. avatar
    steve kilbey | 3 December 2007 at 8:08 pm #

    i used to love rowntrees fruit gums when i wassa kid
    bet they had gelatine too
    there is an alternative of course
    pectin
    by the way theres a gelatine factory in sydney
    the smell for miles around
    is the lingering odour of grisly macabre disgusting
    boiling up of bits n pieces of dead animals
    bush should be made to work there

  37. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 3 December 2007 at 9:08 pm #

    Bush would have no problem working with dead animal parts. President Cheney and his mouthpiece Known as President Bush have decimated the endangered species act and a plethora of wildlife habitats. They are allied with trappers, hunters, loggers, miners, drillers, developers, cattle ranchers and the meat, poultry, pork and fishing industries. He loves to invoke reverence for God while simultaneously massacring God’s creation and creatures with the utmost irreverence.

  38. avatar
    davem | 3 December 2007 at 9:34 pm #

    Killer.
    Even if the fruit gums were gelatine-free they’d be bad for your pommy teeth!!!
    Generations of us with mangy molars cos of the olde humbugs n flying saucers n refreshers.
    xx

  39. avatar
    steve kilbey | 3 December 2007 at 9:41 pm #

    brien
    amen
    he has had innocent foreign children bombed
    and maimed and murdered
    and then invoked “god” to justify it
    god bless america
    im sure “god” is pleased as punch with him
    the man is an unbelievable coward hippocrit idiot
    liar murdering son of a bitch
    he will get his comeuppance
    there will always be an equal and opposite reaction
    for the time being
    we must be content to know
    that history will judge him as the useless murdering tyrant that he is
    he should be standing trial for his crimes
    and he would if he was from somewhere else
    the only difference between him and milosovich et al is……
    actually theres no difference
    both evil cowards who got other people killed
    wait till hes gone…
    the stuff theyre gonna find out about him
    this world is a joke
    democracy is a joke
    and justice is a joke
    he is a travesty
    i would love to take him on
    and i issue a challenge to him
    debate or fists
    i’d love to do the bastard!!!!
    kilbey

  40. avatar
    Anonymous | 3 December 2007 at 10:32 pm #

    THE Liberal Party may have chosen the wrong man as its new leader, with Brendan Nelson only half as popular as beaten rival Malcolm Turnbull among voters.

  41. avatar
    steve kilbey | 3 December 2007 at 11:17 pm #

    what did i tell ya?
    mal will finish him off soon
    its already all happened
    cant you feel it?
    sk

  42. avatar
    Celticat | 3 December 2007 at 11:45 pm #

    SK 1 Bush 0

  43. avatar
    Anonymous | 4 December 2007 at 12:50 am #

    sorry, panther.

  44. avatar
    Anonymous | 4 December 2007 at 1:10 am #

    oggy woogy boo hoo hoo blog administrator

  45. avatar
    Anonymous | 4 December 2007 at 1:25 am #

    I just googled and found out what gelatine is actually made from….grossss! Better read the labels from now on.

    How’s the ear sk? I hope you’ll be ok for the gigs coming up in a couple of weeks. Any news about Painkiller????
    Love Amanda

  46. avatar
    Richard | 4 December 2007 at 2:02 am #

    while i don’t feel as strongly as SK i’m not a big fan of bush boy. when he voted for us to invade iraq i said this guy is going to go down as the worst president in the history of my country. one of the problems with bush is he’s a texan. now my aussie friends might not quite know what that means but what comes to mind when i think of these @##@$T%@#% are arrogance, bravado, cocky, swagger, big talking, big truck driving, big big big everything. this guy ran a couple of companies into the ground so why should running a country have a different outcome? oh and another interesting stat. most americans live in trailer parks and love reality tv. ugh. scotty beam me up.

  47. avatar
    the dean | 4 December 2007 at 2:34 am #

    Turnbull’s another soufflé, quick to rise and just as quick to fall.

  48. avatar
    Richard (who hasn't met dubbya) | 4 December 2007 at 2:43 am #

    (had to change my name!)

    John Howard – Rick Moranis’ stunt double

    George Bush – ‘vacancy’ sign outside cheap highway motel

  49. avatar
    One Man Dog | 4 December 2007 at 2:53 am #

    Numbers prt2:

    tELLe SAVALIS FOR: ‘pm after midnight’

    the zodiac for: ‘melon’

    the time being for: ‘truth, justice & the un-australian way’

    the financial times for: ‘the cricket’

    the melrose place for: ‘titilation’

    the comments section for: ‘the clods and wannabe gods’

    the Steve Kilbey for: ‘absolutes, contradictions, sublime seamless writing that needs publishing in hardback, and for being honest & fearless as anyone individualist can be’

    and last but not least-The Church for: ‘unbridled passion, beautiful sound scapes, prog rock genius, mastery of their musical domain’

    cheers to all the believers and jeers to all the detractors.

    yours with unflinching sincerity,

    Raskolnikov.

  50. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 4 December 2007 at 4:14 am #

    Breaking World News !

    Iran ceased and desisted from building nuclear bomb materials in 2002. Cheney and George W. have us ready for a war with Iran for the same lies that the Iraq war was started for.

    Church News !
    “Heading South” is inviolable perfection. Must buy “Back With Two Beasts” to luv it.

    The Iran news is huge. The Next USA election is the most important in world history. If the Republicans win again the “HIGHER Power” might expire in pangs of grief.

  51. avatar
    Anonymous | 4 December 2007 at 5:03 am #

    green clay, ay…what doesn’t kill ya makes you stronger…
    love always
    -The Hellbound Heart

  52. avatar
    greek princess | 4 December 2007 at 5:32 am #

    Impant

  53. avatar
    the greek princess | 4 December 2007 at 5:33 am #

    hello everyone how are ya all

    my name is greek princess and i loves youse all

    i beat jeff fenich in a spelling contest horray horray for i aint no gay

  54. avatar
    Anonymous | 4 December 2007 at 5:34 am #

    me so silly me go to cabana and put shrimp on barbie,

    love always gen.xxx. and please stop harrassing my pen pal great greek tradgedy novella of 1812.ek princess pamala lives circa 2006

  55. avatar
    Nick Nicked off with my non-fiction | 4 December 2007 at 5:36 am #

    bring back kenny everet.

    said steven kilbey the green genie of afaghanistan.

    hi i am a greek godess from nova
    please insert your placebo here _________?

    tanks for da mammeries

  56. avatar
    Timmy too too too fast for no one | 4 December 2007 at 5:38 am #

    the hellbound heart eats worms for breakie they makes him big and strong said his mummy

    go to beddy bye all you bloggy people with your bloggy bloggy blog.

    I love EGG PLANT ON CARROT FIRE CAKES

    Se ya on da flipside of painkiller

    timmy too too

  57. avatar
    have you got 2 dollars | 4 December 2007 at 5:41 am #

    i am really sorry but i dropped my blog on the floor and it broke into tiny little pieces-ONE of these DAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    Plog goes the wiezell

  58. avatar
    A Bloggers guide to money | 4 December 2007 at 5:42 am #

    money makes the heart grow fonder

  59. avatar
    Sunshine | 4 December 2007 at 6:20 am #

    What would make anyone think that Bush would care about animals? He barely gives the hair on a dustmite on a pimple on a rat’s ass about humans, being that he’s so gung-ho about the death penalty.

    Silverchair – I bought the first album (was available in the US in the 90s) on cassette (the frog cover), but didn’t get much into it, and can’t remember anything on it. They’ve been getting a lot of US “Modern Rock” (whatever that’s supposed to mean) radio airplay with their single “Straight Lines” this year. I like it, but not enough to buy it. Also, on one of those late night talk shows, their performance wasn’t that good, IMHO.

    Like someone else already said here, it’s your blog and you should be able to voice your opinions (studied or just flat out superficial), whenever you want, and anyone who wants to agree/disagree shouldn’t influence whether you say it or not. I don’t understand why, since you freely allow naysayers to say their nay, you still allow them to get under your skin.

    My dad’s bald, as were both my grandpas, so I kinda (a teensy bit) hope I don’t give birth to boys. Sod’s law, though.

    ~Sunshine

  60. avatar
    mattdavison | 4 December 2007 at 7:30 am #

    Bush and his Illuminati friends are killers……COLD BLOODED KILLERS

    the above is a quote

    transcript from GOD

  61. avatar
    emily teechen | 4 December 2007 at 1:04 pm #

    Right, I am sick up to the gills with

    constant pot shots at everyone and everything, encouraged by a bunch of total toadies

    I’m outa here until the jealous harping shuts up

    There is so much fantastic stuff going on at the moment – we have heaps of women in power in Australia and Rudd just got a one minute standing ovation in Bali for signing Kyoto

    but nothing matters to you except your own opinion

    what’s happened to the poetry, to the enlightenment?

    i’ll put it down to ear nightmares but I’m outa here for some time

    Bye bye

  62. avatar
    Anonymous | 4 December 2007 at 7:08 pm #

    Silverchair may suck, but they’re still better than T.Rex.

    -yours worshippingly.

  63. avatar
    steve kilbey | 4 December 2007 at 7:45 pm #

    oh kevin rudd
    thank god!
    my hero!!!!
    my saviour!!!!

  64. avatar
    eek | 4 December 2007 at 8:11 pm #

    all mylife
    ive had the effect
    of somehow making grande pronouncements

    Ooooh Steve! You’re a KIAB! Congratulations! 😀 😉

  65. avatar
    steve kilbey | 4 December 2007 at 11:27 pm #

    kilbey know it all bastard


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