posted on January 31, 2008 at 12:47 am

ooh yessy yess yes a big thanky too all my sub-scribblers
workly workly
yess my pets bless my shivers and timber my whisklers
the beingo worky workly hardly hardy party hearty
ooh he love to nimble his little treasures buried chesty
sniffly sniffo snorty sneezey cough
my nosey wosey gone all numbly numbly
and my cheeky cheeks gone all rosey
silly soddy body mmm no car but hotte roddy
yes yes
my car is stopped but my clock is fast
too fasty fast for you -hoo
like a fire in the sunny son
daddy kilbey an’ his lil woofley wooflechoof
the magic woofle from calamahoofle in fact
ooh he laughy laughly bingle and bell
oh mirth on earth
he play ‘is lecktrick guitar dont ‘e ?
lisson ikin here ‘im
oh oh wotta byootifle songly songy song
oh stevlie sutch a manly manne such a mannish boy
oh stevlie w/ his lickle beardette a mo n all
stevlie steve fiddle and strum
stevlie steve sings but hes dumb
and burstin’ outta the barklied up treebies
like a batty old batley bat from hello hell helen ice
like a ratty up yer stovepipes
no rat or mouse or butt-a-fly or moff
oh yeah baybly nay-cha oh horny scorny brainy brawny
nod the olde fella the killa stebe kilvey
stebe kilvey with his base gittar
ohh its so base its a de-base guitar
a free-base guitar
ooh he loved ‘is blimmin drucks hmmm hmmm
oh he lover boy summertimes warm sulch-tree arvos
he reetch for natta-lee all freshly fresh from showery-wow!ery
shee may bee say oh king rood daddi-boy
oh darlin’ won
oh sweet baybee cheops
oh lover of mummies
oh daddie-rood
oh daddy-hood
oh con-jiggle flower bed
oh con-juggley vizzits
oh kissy sniffy kissy snippy moanie groanie moronie
oh stop writer
stopp nowe howe
musty mustly must stoppy loppy stop
must boom boom boom
lets go up to my toomb
pet teet mort
multiple options
y try?
no
know
or
oar
ore
awe
awww!
frack-shed
more for mummy?
yes please daddy-o!
more for children?
no thanks daddy-o
oh kay……!
humpffff
vo vo
bonk
hey
spiggot
hemisphere
select
sssssshhhhhh
christopher robbin’ is slaying his peers

60 Responses to “manner cotti bimbly dunk”

  1. avatar
    Anonymous | 31 January 2008 at 1:30 am #

    haha!he’s lost the plot!have a great daisy!;)

  2. avatar
    markobears | 31 January 2008 at 1:33 am #

    Please try your magic crystal over the internet. Heal me!!

  3. avatar
    princey | 31 January 2008 at 1:33 am #

    I don’t get it.
    Love anyways,
    Amanda

  4. avatar
    Anonymous | 31 January 2008 at 1:42 am #

    I’ll have what he’s having.

    Lady Di

  5. avatar
    eek | 31 January 2008 at 2:01 am #

    Agreed Lady Di.

  6. avatar
    nosey wosey | 31 January 2008 at 2:19 am #

    How profound.

  7. avatar
    Anonymous | 31 January 2008 at 2:47 am #

    Boring

  8. avatar
    better | 31 January 2008 at 3:20 am #

    somethingy soundsy likey hanky spanky and smokey dokey noty to bey nosey…………..

  9. avatar
    matt davison | 31 January 2008 at 3:21 am #

    I will have a SPLIFF with that one please….

  10. avatar
    JJ | 31 January 2008 at 4:17 am #

    Got a bit light-headed reading that. Christopher Robbin slaying peers…….hmmm, disturbing image from the hundred-acre wood. Didn’t Brian Jones buy A.A. Milne’s house, the one where he went for his last swim? Tragic.

    JJ

  11. avatar
    veleska1970 | 31 January 2008 at 4:18 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA **doubled over laughing** this was fucking hys-ter-i-cal!!!! it reads like a doctor seuss on acid. and it’s so happeeeeee!!!! and fun.

    and this one: “yess my pets bless my shivers and timber my whisklers”~~i haven’t laughed so hard in ages. and i love the little, uh, romance here: “oh he lover boy summertimes warm sulch-tree arvos
    he reetch for natta-lee all freshly fresh from showery-wow!ery”
    😉

    i’m with eek and lady di~~i’ll have whatever it is you’re having, because if it makes you feel THIS good, then puleezzz pass it around and share!!! Lord knows i need a good dose of happy happy joy joy right now.

    today’s blog is definitely a keeper. and i hope you stay on this wave crest for a long time, steve. enjoy the ride.

    🙂

    lotza love…..

  12. avatar
    steve kilbey | 31 January 2008 at 4:31 am #

    ride captain ride
    upon your mystery ship

  13. avatar
    Richard | 31 January 2008 at 5:19 am #

    “Help, help,” cried Piglet, “a Heffalump, a Horrible Heffalump!” and he scampered off as hard as he could, still crying out, “Help, help, a Herrible Hoffalump! Hoff, hoff, a Hellible Horralump! Holl, holl, a Hoffable Hellerump!”

    you’ve still got some catching up to do SK

  14. avatar
    linjo | 31 January 2008 at 6:04 am #

    Sounds like someone’s already got wat e’s got if they doubled over by this one. Anyway, hope it is a happy one, ah jus dunno either Amanda!
    Linda

  15. avatar
    Anonymous | 31 January 2008 at 6:11 am #

    Q}what was tigger doin’ with his head down the toilet? A}lookin’ fer pooh! 😀 heehee!

  16. avatar
    Altres | 31 January 2008 at 7:52 am #

    LOL, have you been reading Spike Milligan’s childrens poetry to the kiddy winks again. Steve?

    Great fun.

    Brian

  17. avatar
    Anonymous | 31 January 2008 at 8:09 am #

    Pan-Pucking-tastic! 😎 x

  18. avatar
    Anonymous | 31 January 2008 at 8:19 am #

    Whots 2get peeps? Itz justa bit o’ spawn-taney-us storry tellin in thee twee ‘n’ twisted vern-akular.

  19. avatar
    matt davison | 31 January 2008 at 8:40 am #

    Manne I gotta tell you all.. Iam at an Op Shop’in Melby.. Find MINT copies I MEAN MINT (“perfect”..to U Americans)..Of Rolling Stone Mag Australia: The Church on the cover from June 88… Did I mention how good the copy is!!! then I find one with SK as major story in April 1992..even minter… Then another with SK and GM as Jack Frost……from 1990.. and they are perfect never been read. 1 fuccin dollar each, and the have the $AUD 3.50 price still on em!

    Sk I offer them to you to frame I you buggers never kept one

    All you others..”What’s yr price” HEhE..

    md

  20. avatar
    melissa | 31 January 2008 at 9:15 am #

    Wow! That is some op shoppey find there MattD! Bugger.. I never find awesome items like that!

    Happy though, that I FINALLY have c/c funds to order the SK dvd today! Can’t wait to see it 😀

  21. avatar
    Hellbound Heart | 31 January 2008 at 10:11 am #

    been ‘avin’ a bit of fuzzy wuzzy muzzy BUZZY, have we…
    i think if you put your writing skills to it that you could write some brilliant childrens books…
    love always…

  22. avatar
    Anonymous | 31 January 2008 at 10:51 am #

    Just dont know what to think about anything anymore. Drugs? God? who needs them? who doesnt? is it right? is it sinful? does it all fuck your mind in the end? confused by pro drugs here. Yusef needs god to feel complete, why?
    Linda

  23. avatar
    Anonymous | 31 January 2008 at 11:20 am #

    i dont “get” that one sk.but ,to be sure…it is lovely!:)

  24. avatar
    Matthew | 31 January 2008 at 11:53 am #

    You sound like a schizophrenic. Stop taking drugs.

  25. avatar
    Matthew | 31 January 2008 at 11:54 am #

    heeheehee, meant with much humour and mirth of course! Take care SK.

  26. avatar
    Thomas Thomsen, Denmark | 31 January 2008 at 12:19 pm #

    Oh, maaan – I haven’t laughed so hard in ages. Thank you so much, Steve.

    And then one of the comments simply says “I don’t get it”, which made me laugh even harder.

    And I can’t seem to stop, when I think about it. Still chuckling, as I write this.

  27. avatar
    rick maymi | 31 January 2008 at 12:51 pm #

    That’s the Heyday story, is it?

  28. avatar
    Jen Jewel Brown | 31 January 2008 at 1:04 pm #

    ARRRR – right! You FINALLY TOLD US ABOUT THE MAKING OF HEYDAY. (or was it hidey hidy ho, the great big elephant is so slow? – or possibly rumpy pumpy in code? – anyway it gave me a good laugh too – man those mood swings are sumpin else!

  29. avatar
    Anonymous | 31 January 2008 at 1:53 pm #

    Thomas Thomsen, Denmark,
    i still cant read anything. could you possibly give me an example why it’s so funny? i’m such a dull person.

  30. avatar
    Thomas Thomsen, Denmark | 31 January 2008 at 2:27 pm #

    “I’m such a dull person.”

    Even though you obviously don’t mean that, “anonymous”, I must agree with you. Takin’ it all a little too seriously?

    The reason the blog made me laugh was the very same reason one of the comments made me laugh: “I don’t get it.” Were we meant to get it? I don’t think so. Whether Steve was drinking or smoking while writing it, he was probably having a laugh “at our expense” just to see if someone would call it “pure genius”.
    I also laughed, because I pictured Steve drugged out of his mind, as he was writing it. But then, I also consider it extremely funny watching a drink guy really trying to walk straight. It’s just funny to me.

  31. avatar
    Thomas Thomsen, Denmark | 31 January 2008 at 2:28 pm #

    Should’ve said “drunk guy”…

  32. avatar
    Mr. Ricky | 31 January 2008 at 3:03 pm #

    WOW! Who ever that is impersonating me needs to get a clue and fuck right off!!! It’s a REAL violation!!!! You REALLY need to find something better to do with your time!

    I hope you make it to the gig Steve! Hi to everyone here! EXCEPT the person using my name. YOU need to get a life…before you become extinct!!! If you have a problem with that, I’ll be at the Spectrum tomorrow night…You can talk to the boys upstairs before my Blundstones kick your ass into next week! UNDERSTOOD???

    Thanks!
    Aloha

  33. avatar
    Curly | 31 January 2008 at 3:16 pm #

    Mary Jane Poppins and the great basstardo

  34. avatar
    tim | 31 January 2008 at 4:37 pm #

    that was dr.suessical ..nice!

  35. avatar
    Anonymous | 31 January 2008 at 4:53 pm #

    Who the fuck is Mr Ricky?

  36. avatar
    John | 31 January 2008 at 6:18 pm #

    Yeah, a little hard to read.

  37. avatar
    muscles magee | 31 January 2008 at 7:13 pm #

    hey mr ricki
    im gonna be there at the spectrum
    im gonna see your sorry ass band
    then im gonna knock you into the middle of next week
    fuck you!
    i work for graham lee!

  38. avatar
    davem | 31 January 2008 at 7:35 pm #

    Brummies for peace.
    x

  39. avatar
    mime | 31 January 2008 at 7:57 pm #

    So you guys are doing a concept album!?

  40. avatar
    isolde | 31 January 2008 at 8:33 pm #

    don’t go barklieing up the wrong treeblies now

  41. avatar
    princey | 31 January 2008 at 10:03 pm #

    Oh, I’m glad I made you laugh Thommo from Denmark, you’re such a clever cookie aren’t you?

  42. avatar
    Anonymous | 31 January 2008 at 10:14 pm #

    I don’t read the comments much but it seems like whenever I do the Mr. Ricki guy is always challenging somebody to a fight. Is the Spectrum a wrestling arena or something?

    Scott

  43. avatar
    professor tanaka | 31 January 2008 at 10:18 pm #

    im gonna put the sleeper hold on miami tonite!!

  44. avatar
    Thomas Thomsen, Denmark | 31 January 2008 at 11:00 pm #

    A clever cookie? Oh, I don’t know about that, Princey. Or Amanda. We’d have to ask Steve, if I was right. Besides, I wasn’t laughing AT you. I actually thought it came off as rather innocent, sweet and very honest. But I’m sorry, if I offended you.

  45. avatar
    matt davison | 31 January 2008 at 11:17 pm #

    SK give em all the bash…

    -I am just holding my rolling stone mags and giving them a little cuddle…..

  46. avatar
    Anonymous | 1 February 2008 at 12:21 am #

    Nutter

  47. avatar
    captain mission | 1 February 2008 at 12:33 am #

    never mind all that mr kilby, i saw this on the internet and immidiatly thought of you.i just felt ‘espionage’ as a prime candidate. anyways there’s no doubt in my mind it will be chosen in which case i hope you’ll still remember me when your swanning around st tropez being glamourous with the beautiful people.
    anyways here’s the link…
    http://uk.myspace.com/devilmaycarebook

  48. avatar
    matt davison | 1 February 2008 at 12:39 am #

    Your the nutter mate..

  49. avatar
    heather | 1 February 2008 at 12:43 am #

    MattD and SK thanks for the lovely dvd…beautifully lit too

    btw Mr D, how about scanning the copies of the stories and loading them up for us?

    xxxKittykat

  50. avatar
    Ricky Maymi | 1 February 2008 at 12:48 am #

    we’ll I was only addressing one person so I don’t understand why all you others are choosing to involve yourself here… You are like Flies on shit.

    This one goes out to:

    ‘Anonymous Asshole & the Peanut Gallery’

    You think it’s OK for someone to use my name but not OK for me to be pissed off about it…?

    I tell you where I’m gonna be to further illustrate the fact that I will stand by my words and am willing to resolve things in person, as well as in a public forum and just to make it real clear, I am not afraid of you, motherfucker!

    I am rarely on here…everytime I am, it seems someone is talking shit about me…I don’t really care about that, after all, I am in one of the most hated bands in history…but when people are signing in as me, I feel that is going too far…so, talk all the shit you want if it makes you happy…but use your OWN FUCKING NAME!!!

    What good is it to talk shit if you don’t have the balls to sign it with your OWN fucking name???

    You are CHICKENSHIT personified!!!!

    Steve! PLEASE do us both a favour and don’t mention me in your Blog anymore…These, um “people” really seem to have a problem with it and I get tired of having to call them out on their bullshit… My life lacks privacy enough as it is…
    Thanks for understanding…See you soon!!!!

    And as for the rest…I’m sure you won’t be able to avoid the temptation of talking even more shit about me so, go ahead and live it up…It’ll probably be the only thing in life you will ever be remembered for…

  51. avatar
    Anonymous | 1 February 2008 at 12:58 am #

    Go Ricki
    Go GO Go

  52. avatar
    melquaides | 1 February 2008 at 1:50 am #

    I purchased my place
    I sank my teeth
    I ran my reef full of reefer
    a boat on the shoals
    a ship near the grain
    the dollars, the deutchmarks, the reubels, the exchange
    it was just the right time
    it was about time
    and I’m feeling fine
    because I supported the arteeeest
    at his beast
    now its the wait
    and the weight has already bowled me asunder.

    can’t wait to see the DVD. very hoppy now>

    M

  53. avatar
    steve kilbey | 1 February 2008 at 2:44 am #

    will the reel ricki ticki mi-ami
    please stand up!

  54. avatar
    linjo | 1 February 2008 at 2:48 am #

    Laughing at staggering drunks and drugged writers is just so damn hysterical that I’ve had to change my incontinence pad! wake up to yourself idiot. Addiction is not what anyone would want for themselves. Addicts need support not ridicule. Now it comes out that Heath Ledger was a heavy pot smoker which no doubt added to his emotional problems. All you dickheads that want to give Steve a good old pat on the back for being stoned make me really sick.
    “give me some” etc, sad! Does anyone know any addict that is happy?
    Linda

  55. avatar
    Anonymous | 1 February 2008 at 3:25 am #

    and,thatd be just a great song ,SK! xo 😀

  56. avatar
    steve kilbey | 1 February 2008 at 3:26 am #

    thanks linda
    i seen the light!

  57. avatar
    PAGEY | 1 February 2008 at 7:20 am #

    dullest blog ever….did i miss the point

  58. avatar
    Thomas Thomsen, Denmark | 1 February 2008 at 7:52 am #

    Linda, if that was a stab at me for laughing at staggering drunks, wake up yourself, you idiot. Don’t preach to me about addiction – my own sister is a recovering alcoholic, so I know how sad it is. Addicts certainly do not make me laugh. But a drunk guy trying to walk straight all the way home -THAT makes me laugh…

  59. avatar
    Jen Jewel Brown | 1 February 2008 at 2:25 pm #

    crikey – it’s safer in the crocaseeum!

  60. avatar
    lily was here | 6 February 2008 at 1:04 pm #

    ha ha! I sometimes feel like alice in wonderland picking up cryptic clues and red herrings. Morning delight in the hall of the mountain king maybe?.. Very funny, and cheeky!
    Im not sure what a spiggot is though! You have been mischievous lately.
    x

    hope nk is over her awful cough now


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