posted on August 9, 2006 at 4:15 pm

mornin’ fiendsss
how the wack are ya
im sittin in the lobby of some hotel
eatin’ mexican guaco salad
im drinkin’ coca cola fer breakfast!!!!???
last nite we got to bed at 6 am
my phone didnae werk
so i couldnt call nk
i almost smashed the useless thing
the intanet didnae fookin’ werk neither
we are now in falls creek virginny
lassa nites gig wassa ok in norfuck
a lovely venue
you shoulda seen the backstage area
does the word sumptuous mean anything to ya?????
there were a suite of lovely luxurious rooms
a huge hot tub (yes i had a dip)
a sauna…
pool tables n ping pong tables
ive never seen anything like it!!!
it wassa shame to have to play the gig…
i felt so glamourous n cocooned up there..
a few idiot talkers in the crowd
they seeem to be mainly women…..
one woman yellin out
can someone give her the number of a good optometrist…..
another bimbo… i ask
dontcha ever shut up?
only in the bedroom honey she yells back
gee…is this sexual harrassment????
anyway the gig was pretty good
not amazing…but still pretty good
(amazing by any other bands standards)
after all we drove all fuckin day to get there
and our air cond blew up
etc etc
i aint even gonna bother ya with all our small
technical logistical probs
except to say that everyday
we been driving about 7 hours
anyhow now i gotta leave ya here
we gotta do some radio show
and rush off to tonites gig falls church
(no relation)
where weve sold some tickets apparently
see ya soon
you crazy crazy fiendss
im tired
im worn out
but im gonna soldier on
so that ye may rock
and that thee may roll
bye bye birdie

84 Responses to “neither beast, norfolk”

  1. avatar
    John Garratt | 9 August 2006 at 4:46 pm #

    If you hear a guy in the Falls Church crowd yelling for “Bus Driver” or “Maybe These Boys,” it’s just my smartass friend, Ben.


  2. avatar
    Altres | 9 August 2006 at 4:47 pm #

    (amazing by any other bands standards)

    Heh, it is funny because it is true.


  3. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 August 2006 at 4:49 pm #

    Sexual harrassment in the workplace no less!

  4. avatar
    pagey | 9 August 2006 at 4:51 pm #

    Thanks for the fantastic posts during this tour. Wish this technology had been around longer. Really Eye Opening stuff! All the best!

  5. avatar
    fantasticandy | 9 August 2006 at 5:06 pm #

    busdriver eh,how about that is a song!

  6. avatar
    veleska1970 | 9 August 2006 at 5:18 pm #

    ahhh….the lap of luxury whilst backstage. too bad you don’t have that delicious experience in EVERY venue you play in~~would cut down on the stress, i’m sure.

    well, hopefully you’ll have a working phone at the next stop so you can touch base with the doodles and the wifey and the babe…

    sexual harrassment~~LOL!!! hey, she doesn’t need an optometrist. you ARE still a looker after all these years 😉

    we know you’re too pooped to pop, as my late grandmother used to say, but somehow by this evening you’ll muster up the needed energy and have a good show tonite anyway.

    lotza love…..

  7. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 August 2006 at 5:57 pm #

    no comment on the sexual harrassment thing unless…

    jazz 2 u mate

    peace n luv’ n luck n lotta bad spellin’

    ps ac sux

  8. avatar
    stealthblue | 9 August 2006 at 6:32 pm #

    Same wave length (as usual)…I just had some Guaco too for lunch, very satisfiying. A nice hot tub would be nice as well, think I will walk over to the PT department!! Have fun, Steve and co. Glad you guys had a little touch o’luxury…it wasn’t by chance Remote Luxury, was it? 🙂

  9. avatar
    Queen Hatshepsut | 9 August 2006 at 6:35 pm #

    Hottie!!! Hee. Hey SK – did I not tell you the chicks are diggin’ ya??? Ya still got it goin’ on! Now she should’ve just QUIETLY lusted so everyone else could enjoy the show. 🙂

    Be careful with smashing phones and stuff – don’t want another Russell Crowe on our hands! 😉

    What kind of backstage has a hot tub? Sweeeeeet! No wonder you didn’t wanna play! “Mr. Kilbey regrets to inform you he is stuck in the hot tub backstage…”

    Good luck tonight!! Thanks for the daily update – VERY much appreciated.

  10. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 August 2006 at 6:51 pm #

    so fun to read your
    daily bloggie sk

    just making a
    pit stop between
    taking my 2 darling daughters
    and their 2 darling friends
    to the movies
    serving them a
    little lunchie
    here at home
    and then
    taking them all
    to the pool

    summer heaven
    it feels like …
    so fleeting
    2 weeks till
    school starts …

    wishing you
    sumptuous venue
    with lovely
    perks and yummies
    and a
    fab fab show

  11. avatar
    Centuryhouse | 9 August 2006 at 7:23 pm #

    Norfolk – where I grew up, until I was forcibly relocated to Texas…

    Sorry to hear about the air conditioning blow out, definately a BAD time for that.

    Good luck in Falls Church.

    Daniel W.

  12. avatar
    CeciliaGin | 9 August 2006 at 7:36 pm #

    Next time, live feed from the hot tub, you can do the vocals from there…I’m sure the technology is just waiting for someone to ask.

    I gotta admit that smart ass response to ya was pretty damn funny!

    Hope the communication to nk has opened up! Oh and beware the crazies, it is a full moon at the moment.


  13. avatar
    smoochgirl | 9 August 2006 at 8:28 pm #

    Hey Hottie! *snicker

    I’m lovin’ this blog-VERY entertaining!! The demeanor of your writing is priceless and I admire your positive attitude in spite of your troubles.

    I have to agree with veleska and queen h: you ARE still beautiful, baby! *wink* The Church is a very sexy band, everything from your voice to the music to the appearance of everyone-all sexy. Even my straight husband agrees. It’s okay to take a compliment every once in a while you know!

  14. avatar
    restaurant mark | 9 August 2006 at 8:33 pm #

    hey steve, that venue sounds great! as wonderful as atlanta was they didn’t have a hot tub or a pool table for ya. oh, by the way…you said on one of last weeks blogs, while in florida 🙁 , that you weren’t a hero…just a washed up old rocker. well, you may not be a hero, and old is relative…but you certainly aren’t washed up. i’ve listened to univited like the clouds enough to know that. and i did see the show in atlanta…so i know better. you are musically relevant. unfortunately, too many times the ones who aren’t get all the perks. take care…soldier on my friend.

  15. avatar
    syrinx | 9 August 2006 at 8:55 pm #

    Getting up and screaming “YOU HOTTIE” at someone is not something I would necessarily do myself, but had I witnessed this exchange I would’ve been ROLLING on the floor with glee. Absolutely hilarious. Loving this woman. It just takes too long to yell “ELEGANTLY HANDSOME WITH A SEDUCTIVE CHARM” at high volume, that’s all. Especially after more than one drink.

    You hottie. I LOVE IT. You go guy.

    The band has always been *quite* easy on the eyes and the ladies are exactly right. Fine wine, my good men. Listen to the ladies.

  16. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 August 2006 at 9:13 pm #

    you’re #13 baby. i hope you are nursing the manuka honey.

    richard and dena
    where you shoulda played

  17. avatar
    schmendrick & molly | 9 August 2006 at 9:36 pm #

    whats up SK
    16 year decipherer of musical tomes
    check out
    dude named george paine
    if u read the comments you receive
    u will check out these
    its good news in america

  18. avatar
    calling down baal and zeus | 9 August 2006 at 9:46 pm #

    pennsylvania dutch birch beer…

  19. avatar
    calling down baal and zeus | 9 August 2006 at 9:49 pm #

    now thats a soda pop..

  20. avatar
    General Catz | 9 August 2006 at 10:06 pm #

    “ive never seen anything like it!!!
    it wassa shame to have to play the gig…”

    you crack me up Steve. keep it going. oh, and the music’s not so bad either. See you soon.

  21. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 August 2006 at 10:29 pm #

    13 baby! WOOHOO!
    Its the little engine that COULD!
    Fascinating read right here people!
    Galveston TX

  22. avatar
    matthew | 9 August 2006 at 10:35 pm #

    yay, soldier on man… “norfuck” cracked me up.

  23. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 August 2006 at 11:21 pm #

    Well that beats the Corner Hotel backstage doesn’t it! I’m so excited, Glenn B just gave us the Gb3 cd hot off the press, printed & packaged, Famished sounds fantastic, you’re the best!


  24. avatar
    Wil-O | 9 August 2006 at 11:46 pm #

    hey Kil-O

    In a weird coincidence, I’m off to Falls Creek (Victoria)tomorrow for some snowboarding r&r.

    Hugs to all (esp MWP of the migrainey)

    X g

  25. avatar
    snoop bloggy blogg | 9 August 2006 at 11:59 pm #


    The girls are right, you are HOT. Just thinking about how handsome you are gives me feelings I don’t understand.

    Snoop Bloggy Bucks

  26. avatar
    fergal | 10 August 2006 at 12:02 am #

    let there be space rock!

  27. avatar
    CAPTAIN BEYOND | 10 August 2006 at 12:23 am #

    thee am rolling on me floor as me read your bloggy, me am your blues singer bay bee birdie…
    me am a sad & beautiful world

  28. avatar
    future tense | 10 August 2006 at 1:00 am #

    I feel so alone today. Thanks for being there fiends -one and all.

  29. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 August 2006 at 1:25 am #

    so can we just sexually harass you backstage?

  30. avatar
    mike a | 10 August 2006 at 1:52 am #

    At work we have a customer called Norfolk Southern Railroad. One of my co-workers always says, “don’t drink, don’t smoke, Norfolk”, I could never figure out what he meant?

  31. avatar
    persephone2u | 10 August 2006 at 1:57 am #

    Mexican salad and coca cola for breakfast? What hath god wrought?!

  32. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 August 2006 at 2:39 am #

    Love you nevets


  33. avatar
    Letango | 10 August 2006 at 2:47 am #

    Maybe the woman was just sympathizing, wit the blown out air condit n all.
    You Hot! You Hot! Or perhaps she had a premonition of that cell phone about to fly — You Hot! You Hot! But it did not.
    You B Cool & Smooth n Hot!

  34. avatar
    John Garratt | 10 August 2006 at 3:31 am #

    Hey, I’m merely just trying to bump SK up in the ranks. No other reason for this comment existing.


  35. avatar
    (('{~_~}')) | 10 August 2006 at 3:37 am #

    That post was hysterical!

    The Time Being up from number 16 to number 13 and rising! Now can you top Always Aroused Girl at number 10?

  36. avatar
    buzby | 10 August 2006 at 5:00 am #

    hey.. if you need a quick decent vege place in nyc.. go to ‘kate’s joint’ ave B on corner of 4th. get the ‘mcKate’ burger.

  37. avatar
    one rigid finger typist | 10 August 2006 at 5:01 am #

    does the ranking relate to the number of comments? mmm…more the number of visits yeah?

    success at last hey…if you cant top the charts the old fashion way, then this will do hey. in 20 years time, they’ll interview you you about how you once topped the blog charts with “the time being” and you’ll get really pissed off. you’ll refuse to ever blog again and no one will be allowed to bring up the word ‘blog’ in your presence…

    sk, you write your own future dude.

  38. avatar
    Queen Hatshepsut | 10 August 2006 at 5:19 am #

    You’ve got to get ahead of Always Aroused Girl. Has anyone seen that blog? WTF? She’s writing about forgetting to set her VCR and dropping her eggs on the floor and having a bad day at work.

    I know that gets me really hot. ????? Stupid!

    We will bring you to number 1 – this inane silliness cannot go on!

    queen h
    otherwise known as: denise

    p.s. bucks burnett come live with me, you are too f*in funny!

  39. avatar
    lily | 10 August 2006 at 5:37 am #


    Guess you can’t help it if your sensual aura, charisma, and sheer animal magnetism still make the ladies scream. 😉

    Love the updates! Glad to hear you could enjoy a decent backstage setup and the most recent gigs have been going well.


  40. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 August 2006 at 5:53 am #

    “my phone didnae werk
    so i couldnt call nk
    i almost smashed the useless thing”

    Why didn’t u try the phone in the hotel lobby. We Aussie’s are quite partial to smashing those

    Almost with you in a moment of madness

    Russ the nutso Anonymous

  41. avatar
    snoop bloggy blogg | 10 August 2006 at 6:42 am #

    Dear Queen Helene,

    Okay I will come live with you. But I have to bring my wife with me. And we have 8 pets. And there has to be a record store where you live that hires 47 year olds with high school diplomas. Tell them I can arrange LPs by almost any band in chronological order. Really fast. That will help. And please remember, I’m absolutely f’in’ useless around the house. I like to buy magazines, intend to read them, kind of browse through them without really reading them, and leave them here and there.

    Hey this gives me a great idea. Why don’t we all start ignoring Steve and his fucking Unending Blog at number whatever, start writing to each other without talking about That Band He’s In, take turns living with each other, perhaps even becoming each other, start a rock band that has 1,000 people in it, and start a commune in outer space? Anybody in with me on this?

    I can barely remeber who “Steve” is or why I started writing these comments. I think this whole bloggy and everyone in it are now floating away through the very barriers of time and detail, like that black thing in “2001” which for my money, is the best film ever about the past.

  42. avatar
    daniel 26, 19 | 10 August 2006 at 6:45 am #

    Yeah Bucks, kiss the girls goodbye (who mentioned Heaven 17?) and listen to that sweet old queen H. Happy lovin’ couples et cetera.

    P.S. has anyone seen my dog?

  43. avatar
    The Phrase Keeper | 10 August 2006 at 7:32 am #

    It is finally time to announce my presence among you who call yourselves Steveons. I am The Phrase Keeper, He Who Calls Himself Something Vague. I have travelled through many years and dimensions to be with you, so that I can slowly begin to reveal That Which Really Isn’t Quite Ready To Reveal Yet. For it is not unlike what you call a Polaroid, that vision which slowly gains clarity and detail. Listen to your sound messages by Church, The, while I slip into something more knowledgable. It is joyous indeed taht we may finally travel together this path we now share. I am honored to be among you. This is all for now. I am fading. I will speak to you again, my friends.

  44. avatar
    Queen Hatshepsut | 10 August 2006 at 8:10 am #

    Bucks –
    Damn you! I’m cracking up here. Ok, bring the wife, and the 8 pets. I’ve got two pets – it’ll be pet city. A pet commune. I also have about 658094483 magazines around the house I intend to read Someday. The problem is, I think they’re mutating or breeding at night. Every morning I walk out and shit, there’s more magazines everywhere. I’m not good around the house either – we’ll give that job to your wife. LOL! Record stores? Heck, do those still exist? Wait, I saw Amoeba earlier tonight in H-wood. You can work there. Bring me music and laughter and all will be right with the world. And yeah, this Steve Kilbey guy – who is he again? It is all fading away now…

    Steven – you hot hot hot hot hottie..I found you little gifties today! You’re gonna let me talk to Bucks on your blog because once you see these things, you’ll be happy. 🙂
    Queen Helene for Buck’s sake!

  45. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 August 2006 at 9:28 am #

    hey I know I’m a blogge neophyte (can’t help it it’s just my jeans!) but your blogge is at #1 on “Blog Rankers”.

    Have I got this screwed?


  46. avatar
    headmistress | 10 August 2006 at 10:02 am #

    Well I think its disgusting behaviour
    Ladies please keep your eyes averted and your mouths closed at the performances
    when you feel your passions inflaming just bring yourself to focus on something else, in fact a small piece of handiwork should be brought along so that you can keep your hands busy and maintain an impression of modesty and industry, crochet or embroidery would be suitable
    you may clap politely, while keeping your eyes down
    Please stuff your ears with cotton wool so you are not subject to any potentially seductive lyrics to which, may I remind you, any form of reaction is completely unwarranted

  47. avatar
    Sparkli Sista | 10 August 2006 at 10:07 am #

    You’re SMOKIN’ Mr. Killbee!!!

  48. avatar
    bye bye birdie | 10 August 2006 at 10:10 am #

    Speak to us, oh beautiful one, tell us how you make that
    glorious sound, that even now an anticipation of it has
    reduced me to a snarling, raging, panting, jungle beast!

    You gotta be sincere!
    You gotta be sincere!
    You gotta feel it here,
    ‘Cause if you feel it here,
    Well, then you’re gonna be honestly sincere!
    If what you feel is true,
    You really feel it you
    Make them feel it too,
    Write this down now
    You gotta be sincere,
    Honestly sincere!

    When I sing about a tree,
    I really feel that tree!
    You gotta be sincere!
    Oh oh, you gotta feel it here!
    Oh, my baby, oh, my baby, oh yeah!
    Oh, my baby, oh yeah!
    Well, you gotta be sincere!
    Well, you gotta be sincere!
    Oh, my baby, oh yeah!
    Oh, my baby, oh yeah!
    Oh, my baby, oh yeah!
    Oh, my baby, oh yeah!
    Yeah, YEAH!

  49. avatar
    Malika | 10 August 2006 at 10:13 am #

    “neither beast, norfolk”
    Such an excellent & subtle play of words !
    And so many others…



  50. avatar
    isolde | 10 August 2006 at 10:19 am #

    the thinking woman’s crumpet is number 13 on a full moon and rising

  51. avatar
    captainmission | 10 August 2006 at 10:47 am #

    ha this ones a gem amongst gems.

  52. avatar
    sue cee | 10 August 2006 at 11:00 am #

    ha ha Sk! Rising to the top of the blog charts and the hottie charts all in one go! Now if you keep mentioning ‘hot tubs’ that might do the trick. I thought the ratings might drop a little now that my work (the nsw edu dept) has blocked you as being ‘unsuitable for educational purposes’!! whatthe?? Thats our govt for you!

    ps hell Denise, I’d come and live with you too but I have a coupla goats, two kids, 4 dogs, 2 cats, two goldfish called Iggy and Syd and a husband LOL …they dont eat much.

  53. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 August 2006 at 11:50 am #

    …yeah….the YOU HOTTIE thing…

    …annoying, isn’t it?

    I get it all the time.



  54. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 August 2006 at 12:39 pm #

    Hey…did ya check out last night’s Rockstar Supernova???? Zayra Alvarez & Lukas Rossi kicked-ass!!!! I also thought Ryan Star was pretty good (especially tonight’s rendition of Depeche Mode’s sublime “Enjoy the Silence”)…that Melbournian guy was also quite good (props & all).

    The Interloper.

  55. avatar
    biggle boggle | 10 August 2006 at 1:00 pm #

    Man, you guys need a bus and a driver. Cooking Vinyl should cough up some dough for that. Of course, they’d want to recoup it. It’s a lovely business.

    Supernova? Huh? Gilby’s a nice guy and all, but…Supernova?? Can’t envision SK jamming with Tommy Lee!

  56. avatar
    Samosanx | 10 August 2006 at 1:01 pm #

    C’mon! You are a hotie and you know it!
    Funny isn’t it, when u get older that all the hotties u look at in a room aren’t the ones lookin at you!
    Anyway, what u said reminded me that in the 1980’s my band had a gig supporing your band at the Paddington Green in Sydney, and I spoke to someone from yr band about the PA, and we had a disagreement and my band didn’t do the show cause I thought, F**** em

    and now twenty years later I am a regular fan of yr blog, and you, and you know Killer, every job has it’s inane incompetencies…god they’re infuriating!…but you nevets get the sumptuosnessness as well…

    what i like the most about your travelling stories is the glorious combo of the prosaic and the sublime…7 hours, no aircon…ewww.

    love it all you hilarious wonnderful transmitter of wonderment and life…….
    is this my fave missive so far? so fine in it’s delicate gracious synergy………

    love xxx

  57. avatar
    sue cee | 10 August 2006 at 1:06 pm #

    I remember Marty saying once ‘I can easily be a glamourpuss now and then’ or words to that effect… live it up when you can!

  58. avatar
    gavgams | 10 August 2006 at 1:09 pm #

    Yea, I’m in, MR Snoopy.

    Come out to Ozzie land. I’ve got 5 acres, old mansion on a hill. Church mavens welcome. Accommodation for goats and all and a coupla beauty old Danish monitors for Church high mass rotation.

    Don’t worry about the mags. I gotta open fires and a hot compost.

    I’ve also got 10 acres in Snake Valley (which is sort of like outer space). You all can grow your own (veggies?) amongst the birdy trees and aromatic bush. Mix a bitta straw and clay and build some muddie hovels. No stress: Kilbey colony, Kilby commune.

    We could be a cult! (Icy dam to swim in too if you don’t mind the yabbies, and the snakes, of course).

  59. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 August 2006 at 1:29 pm #

    steve steve steve
    i was at falls church lassa night and you ROCKED!!!!

    i have no plans as yet, but i’m making em up as i type. I AM GOING TO NEW YORK

    if i can help it, anyway. hope to see you there.

  60. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 August 2006 at 2:28 pm #

    sellersville is outside of philadelphia, which has its fair share of churchniks…so hopefully some folks will turn up–city folk and forest dwellers, mountain beatniks and small town artistes, orthodontists who thought they were going to see the yardbirds.

    It’s a small theater (350 seats), so I’m really excited about the show. Good luck, I’ll see you there.

  61. avatar
    JJ | 10 August 2006 at 2:39 pm #

    Next tour, you know – the full electric (lash) one – book the Orange Peel in Asheville NC, a groovy, beautiful, college boho town in the Misty Mountains of Appalatia, many muso folk there of Church-calibre. Then I can drive up from Atlanta, see the next show and stay with friends there. Lossa name acts play this venue. “Thinkaboudit”..(preparing you for NYC)


  62. avatar
    John Garratt | 10 August 2006 at 2:50 pm #

    My friend attended Falls Church last night. Here are some photos:

  63. avatar
    veleska1970 | 10 August 2006 at 3:08 pm #

    mucho gracias for the pix, john!! 😀 😀 😀

  64. avatar
    12str | 10 August 2006 at 3:17 pm #

    haha amazing by other bands standards….. youre the best sk!
    got a hard drive meltdown the size of chernobyl…got a lot of reading to catch up with your US tour….gotta say this again ULTC whatta mottafuckin great album it is!!



  65. avatar
    daydreamer | 10 August 2006 at 3:28 pm #

    Count me in, Snoopy. I’m packin my bags and moving in with you and The Queen! You and my husband would get along great. In fact…. I think you ARE my husband!

  66. avatar
    secretBeatinMichigan | 10 August 2006 at 4:00 pm #


    Livin’ high on the hog like that? And cutie southern belles ahootin’ and ahollerin’ ya with “Hottie” to boot (aw geez, even if they weren’t cutie-belles at least let me PRETEND they were – I got nothin’ else, man)?

    That’s it. I’m rootin’ for the Tigers more now – you guys got it too good.

    So’s keep it up and get here to Deetroit safe, sound, halfsane, but all Space Rockin’ !

  67. avatar
    Larry | 10 August 2006 at 4:16 pm #

    I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume that guaco = guacamole.

    My first thought was that you meant to type ‘guanaco‘, but then I thought, hang on, it’s Kilbey … he’s herbal, not herbivorivorous.

  68. avatar
    snoop bloggy blogg | 10 August 2006 at 4:52 pm #

    Queen Helene,

    Sounds good, glad you already have too many magazines cause now I don’t have to bring mine. But my wife will NOT be doing the housework, she is quite over having to do most of it due to my lameass contributions, although I am getting better in my ancient. She is far too Queenly for any of that, and we might barely escape a lifetime of servitude unto her if we are lucky. I think the fucking Church should come by once a week and clean up the house, and sing for their supper. We could trade them dessert for encores.

  69. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 August 2006 at 5:33 pm #

    Of course women are going to come after you SK. I mean, you are S-fuckin’-K, a living legend!

  70. avatar
    Matthias | 10 August 2006 at 5:58 pm #


    I just got 2 tix for the Detroit, Michigan show at the Magic Bag in Ferndale.

    Please consider my request to play Providence. As a big fan of Grant McLennan and of Jack Frost, I would love to hear it.


  71. avatar
    calling down baal and zeus | 10 August 2006 at 6:39 pm #

    wheres the sunn….oh its there

  72. avatar
    CeciliaGin | 10 August 2006 at 6:43 pm #

    I bought my SF ticket yesterday, it was 84 degrees downtown, global warming is progressing…

    They told me tickets sales for the gig, not global warming, are going v. well.


  73. avatar
    a fellow Steveon | 10 August 2006 at 6:49 pm #

    BUCKS!!!!! (or Phrase Keeper??)

    You are too much! HA HA HA!!! If we join the commune, take turns being each other or being Steve, and then blog about it, we would make #1 for sure.

  74. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 August 2006 at 7:31 pm #

    i’ve just been on holiday for 2 weeks – no internet access – when i left you were in the states and fcuk me if you’re not still there, you must be bloody knackered, i am after 2 weeks of food, booze and sun.

    regards pip

  75. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 August 2006 at 7:48 pm #

    Thanks for soldiering on, Captain SK the Valiant.


  76. avatar
    lovely loonig leunig | 10 August 2006 at 8:43 pm #

    Rustle Crow

    Rustle crow, rustle crow,
    How you make the cockles glow
    As you rustle to and fro
    In my lonely garden

    And I know, and I know
    It’s a blessing you bestow
    As you rustle soft and low
    In my lonely garden

    It is so, it is so,
    All the world is full of woe,
    Yet the angels come and go
    In my lonely garden

  77. avatar
    smoochgirl | 11 August 2006 at 12:55 am #

    This blog never ceases to make me laugh! Buck, with all your silliness and Larry thinking SK ate a guacano salad (“SK is herbal not herbivorous”)!!! I clicked on the link and saw the cute furry face and had a good laugh (hey, I’m vegetarian too, so it’s ok)! I’ve really needed to laugh lately, so thanks SK and everybody! Keep the wittiness flowing!

  78. avatar
    sue cee | 11 August 2006 at 8:36 am #

    oh hang it Denise, I wanna live with Gavgams now! the mansion on the hill and the fireplace did it plus Im used to snakes and I wont have to fly.. hope his real initials aren’t SK … aka serial killer LOL

    Stevie K – hope you got the powernap you needed before the gig!!

  79. avatar
    Larry | 11 August 2006 at 2:28 pm #

    Smooch, I’m just glad I didn’t read it as ‘guano’.

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    Anonymous | 12 August 2006 at 2:40 am #


    Glad to hear the tour is going better than your trip through sunny hot as hell Florida. Got a kick outta my 14 year old asking me “Whats the Great Machine”. Even he was grooving to Sealine and more at the show. My 12 yr old was a trip Peter asked him if he played any instrument and his reply was ” I used to” he never played anything in his life we got a kick out of that, maybe he will start. We loved the art cards will hopefully send for more from Aussie looks like the selection was already picked through good at the show. your merch ladies were very nice to us as well. Great reading about all your adventures have a god rest of the tour sure you will be happy to get home to the family.

    Steve in Florida

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    smoochgirl | 12 August 2006 at 3:39 am #

    Larry, I’m glad too. How the hell did you know about guanacos? They look like llamas. Me llamo guanaco?? Es muy loco!!! No, no soy es muy loco!!

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    letango | 15 August 2006 at 3:19 am #

    No blog for a few days is about as painful as my engorged tit after a day without nursing baby. Owe–wow–eeeee!
    For cryin’ out milk ducts! Please releive our pain, oh, nevetS.

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    Anonymous | 16 August 2006 at 6:47 pm #


    Norfuck loves ya….the people are just as lovely as the venue…come back soon and stay longer. I’ll show you some more sumptuous sights….;-)


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    brockbron | 3 January 2007 at 11:18 am # from chlorine granules for hot tubs specialist.

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