posted on July 8, 2008 at 9:16 pm

hey cats did you hear about the soul merge
they just released their second album on omega
the singer was put into orbit for possessing some glass
they were also behind that coup in sigh-am
they chained the lava-lover to the earthcrack
they nailed the skymaker to the starburn
they even connected the short-fuse without the octopamine
i know
youre saying slowdown killsy
what are you talking about…?
ok let me explain…it was like this…
(the screen goes all watery..a foreign city appears)
the deal with the memory board could never have happened…
rudy neuman knew that even as colonel daedalus signed the docu-tab
the prussians had sided with thrace during the leagues second convening
that left antarctica and armenia and algeria together
the triple a
the blockade of moral truth
somewhere hiding the youth serum.
neuman strode from the dr hans chrysler dome like a gazelle
neuman was dressed in gunmetal grey camo-suit
with a fake vinyl attache case and a shirt that changed colours
he buzzed open the portal to his ford aurora now modified z solar
he slid a cd into the slot and his favourite music started up
i am i am i am…..sang a voice….
i love this old stuff neuman thought to himself
as he accelerated down the zeitbahn towards cologne
he leaned forward and turned up the multi-screen
the image of a man surrounded by vegetation faded up
around the man blazed skulls while eyes watched out
the night has a thousand eyes thought neuman
white hippy moses like an aphid in the roses sang the voice
the bass guitar was hitting the speakers like a giants pulse
neuman turned up the volume
and a surge of distorted radiotronics filled the car
jesus h schmidt they didnt write songs like this anymore…
the weather was gloomy for july
fuck the climate… read a billboard..we’re building another earth
another said : unreal estate agents and smallgoods , grimm bros
a bmw dart zipped past like he was standing still
some future… neuman sneered
the song ended and another began
like a filigree diamond filched from a ring sang the voice
as neuman sucked up memorial drive past the vortex plant
he smoke a damiana cheroot and guzzled some arctix
he wondered what kohlhaze had done to klemmer
worse than murder….he laughed bitterly
as he turned into his driveway and down into the garage
neumans apartment was warm and still
luxury at every angle
each cranny filled with nooks
every space was empty and every object near solid
shadows waved gracefully and silently on the walls
the curtains were classic…
gossamer textile woven with fibre optic seemless
gold statuettes of the hindu pantheon with neonized eyes
carpets embedded by botticelli floors
windows trammeled in silverstitched leviathan
thresholds of mahogany rush
he’d been waiting all day for this
the satori lounge!

tomorrow
more of the fucking same!

21 Responses to “neumans satori lounge”

  1. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2008 at 11:02 pm #

    Dr.Jeep,at the wheel,asleep .x

  2. avatar
    knot | 8 July 2008 at 11:22 pm #

    and who would have thought!
    my beloved bete noir returned
    slinking into my dreams
    on those black velvet wings
    new stars for eyes

    oh yeah steve, he says hi

  3. avatar
    princey | 8 July 2008 at 11:31 pm #

    Welcome back Rudolf “Just Add Water” Neuman, look forward to some wacked-out adventures from your creator.
    Had a listen to “I’m The One” last night sk, what a ripper!
    Love Amanda

  4. avatar
    lily was here | 8 July 2008 at 11:44 pm #

    Oh yeah, you better. Always love your play on worlds. Hope yr snug today, did neuman turn off the warminator? its freezing here

    sweet sweet love xxx

    ps Hollyeek — bloody fantastic job on the exhibition!

    Lemuria by Night and Connexion – they fair take my breath away sk!!! WOW jones

  5. avatar
    kat | 8 July 2008 at 11:58 pm #

    you’re killin us, killsy, with the satori lounge

    not to get back to the coldplay thang, but my friend deb posted a video of a blatant song rip off by cold play on my myspace page. i now have to say dead play.

    and when will my churchmerch order be here, sk,or anyone? i ordered a week ago.

    peace xo all

  6. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 9 July 2008 at 3:46 am #

    I’m listening to Tangerine Dream incessantly. Edgar Froese is incredibly talented! The instrumental music is good for my intestinal valve and depleted locomotion! Painkiller will be a salve for my metaphysical wounds.

  7. avatar
    Melquiades | 9 July 2008 at 4:00 am #

    Neuman!

  8. avatar
    Loran Vesk | 9 July 2008 at 4:45 am #

    hi Steve…
    Very pleased to see Neuman back…He reminds me Mickael Moorcock’s Jerry Cornelius
    Have a nice day

  9. avatar
    matt davison | 9 July 2008 at 5:24 am #

    Hello Sk!! and people of “the Being”Hello Neuman…
    Matty D “the minister of Honey” has arrived back in the land of the long white cloud…Melby Stripped me, it cursed me and spat me out on the pavement like a pip riddin mandarin.

    I waited for sk to call on last day.. but the schedule musta been to hectic Arrrrh, Oh well Congrats on the big one Sk, you were recieved very well I hear!!

    Painkiller (un-mixed sits in my old cd player as I sit on Boeings fit and healthy 777 heading back over the ditch.. only plane i really trust)) and I think about this lovely fasination..between Aus and my home land…Ohhh did I really give it a good crack/? Did I pay for it at any price?? What did I do there??? I got high…..What did I feel there/? I will tell you why…..Naaaaa Fuck It I am in NZ now.

    the soil under my feet has a spirituality the Aus will never understand.

    I feel departed though!

    and my cold marine feet stagger from my room..

    Whats all those SK live dvds doing in my living room.. Iam gonna have to mail em to Cherch merch, used to drive there in Pascale Vale now zee aeroplane will send em back…

    I am over Melb
    I am over it.

    But then who knows, that f-in town will never forget me.

    Coldplay (ok) yep OK… sometimes i feel like em. But pull off Crash Ride you Fuccers

    But our band……………….You do realize dear friends..

    IS / ARE OUR MUSICAL GIFT FROM OUR GODS

    PERIOD.

    MD

    BACK WITH TWO BEASTS)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))nz

  10. avatar
    cupid | 9 July 2008 at 7:15 am #

    lovely Famished from GB3playing on your myspace page

  11. avatar
    foulmouth | 9 July 2008 at 8:25 am #

    Put more fucking swearing in it!

  12. avatar
    fantasticandy | 9 July 2008 at 12:11 pm #

    sod neuman!
    he’s always one-up!
    where’s MY copy?

  13. avatar
    fantasticandy | 9 July 2008 at 12:13 pm #

    matty d……
    home sweet home eh?
    east, west home’s best!
    all the best to ya man.

  14. avatar
    John | 9 July 2008 at 1:17 pm #

    Aw, the ending brought a tear to my fucking eye.

    John Garratt

  15. avatar
    tim | 9 July 2008 at 1:49 pm #

    what the fuck did i just read?

    btw

    your painting are awe inspiring…DMT Downdload is amazing…smoke a joint friends and take a look at it look him in the eyes, stare him down and everything around begins to move…it undulates…your face is so life like it appears to jump off the canvas..

    The Vegetalista is equally as beautiful and fucked up…

    when you say painkiller will be released soon…what is your definition of soon?

    don’t be afraid to put a date out there…can i pre-order?

    peace..

    timbo

  16. avatar
    CSTCoach | 9 July 2008 at 1:58 pm #

    Neuman! welcome back.

    lovely bit of sci fry intermingled with a dash of painkiller to disorient and discombobulate the masses.

    bring it on!

  17. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2008 at 3:31 pm #

    You mean “bring it fucking on!”

  18. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2008 at 5:06 pm #

    PAIN/KILLER!!

  19. avatar
    Thomas Thomsen, Denmark | 9 July 2008 at 7:17 pm #

    I’m going on my summer holiday tomorrow, but I’m going to miss the daily blog a lot. Lots of reading to catch up with, when I get back in a week. Maybe even a release date for Painkiller?

  20. avatar
    mahatma kane jeeves | 9 July 2008 at 7:32 pm #

    if i had your turn of phrase mr kilbey i should spend my days at the lathe of wordery cranking out blooge – being careful to wear a hair-net of course

  21. avatar
    princey | 9 July 2008 at 10:51 pm #

    Hey sk, what about those dates for the PAINKILLER ALBUM LAUNCH gigs? you promised…..
    love Amanda
    Hey MattD, sounds like you made the right decision, you sound so happy to be home! At least you gave Melby a shot (a short one though), but,hey, don’t knock my home town ok! Too bad you’re gonna miss out on all the upcoming sk and Church shows (not meaning to make you feel bad or anythink heehee)


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