posted on June 7, 2008 at 5:56 am

response skin
eternality lever
deep hankering after what…?
2032 and beyond
they send back help to the past
thats us
alive but buried in the past present
long after our presence has passed
who sends this transmission
last scene alive
where the worms meet afterhours
where the nuptials are mainly chymical
and the rituals last for fields
and the mixture tastes like an hour
and the hours relax before the sky
whereabouts is my little snake you ask
in edenic climes luxuriating with his scales
he sings
” nowhere, not long ago”
you were nowhere not long ago
you were nowhere you were nowhere
not so very
not so very
not so very
fucking
longago
oh no no no
oh no no no
you were further not faraway
you were further not far away
not far enough
not far enough
not so very
fucking
long long
ago!”
an audience is layered on like blancmange
some clap some clappety clap clap clap
like a loada seals thinks that cynical little snake
yeah yeah yeah you know his name
look up his venom
thats the problem with a star he shrugged
the future is signing up people right then
see…? the opportunicity is problemathematical
hey the little snake looks real good in the stage getup
captavational
devotioner
heartthrobber
seenstealer
rocksingingest
blasted hump of garbefaction
yeah do that song about the black door man
about how he met josie bimbong
and they robbed the united future
how he bonded peace and fused in the sun
how they smoked hook and shot gun
how they avoided jupiter
how they found water in a deserted hotel
how their discoveries changed your own mind
how that changed mind was decoded in the pentahouse
a new collusion between war n porn (sexdeath!)
sexdeath now available in following flavonoids :
deluxe cobalt blueprint
vanilla assassination with blood orange n crushed nuts
shambolic choc-blechh and choc-blechh blast
cherrypop bumsrush with violence n jelly
organic E547 enhancer with no answer
sexdeath not sold separately
sexdeath may have aside effects (retorts etc)
sexdeath ultra also available in participating wildernesses
be the first person to be eaten by a sexdeath kraken
little snake recommends sexdeath and sexdeath ultra products
win a holiday in antarctical tropics of paradise , ne
win a trip for two hundred thousand to pristine coral reefs
sexdeath recommends narwhale products
sexdeath flies courtesy of aerodynamic lawyers n suns
little snake uses a kgb microphone and stays at kremlin bros lodges
little snake got hips like steve kilbey
who appears here with no courtesy whatsoever
nor does he curtsey
no common indecency no hows yer father neither
marlarkey muh lud
little snake goes to knife king solariarums
little snake uses beethoven scale restorer
little snake sheds his skin n skins his shed
little snake presented by the united future inc
little snake travels at lightspeed and uses fuckingfast
steve kilbey does not dye his mustache
steve kilbey spells his name with a ?
steve kilbey is related to little snake…how?
see 2032s blog for answer
(answer : his aunt married kilbeys lizard)
little snake thanks time being subscribers
by singing a song in his own language
he will be wearing an octal map designed by his mum reppy
he will be appearing before your eyes
he will sing using his gills and his thorax
he will not be using his antennial forked tongue
he will not be using any pyrotechniques or liquidization
he will dance on tables only after soup is served
steve kilbey does not use guidelines
all rumours with coloured pool and inter conditioning
now with sexdeath applications
little snake returns to the stage near you
tree of knowledge tree of life appear courtesy j. hovah
vishnu appears as krishna
j.hovah appears as g sus
the son of mr and mrs man
nazareth
what small snake
his hour come at last
slouches towards bethleham
to get a felafel?
hmmm
mmmm
alright
you know already!

14 Responses to “one hundred seconds per minute/no gratifaction”

  1. avatar
    Anonymous | 7 June 2008 at 7:37 am #

    dude,
    what was that all about?

  2. avatar
    sleepmonk | 7 June 2008 at 7:39 am #

    I love the line “steve kilbey does not use guidelines”.
    I am really getting excited about a new Church Cd, Painkiller, the Martin Kennedy/Steve Kilbey Project. Will Shriek be put out on Cd or dowmloadable from the Church Site? I hope so!! The future of music will have SK fingerprints all over it.

    All the best to you & yours,
    Robert

  3. avatar
    fantasticandy | 7 June 2008 at 8:21 am #

    ?
    is it nice there?

  4. avatar
    matt davison | 7 June 2008 at 8:21 am #

    had my car broken into last night. Kilbey dvd’s and beside yrself and back with two beasts taken..along with art portfolio containing my NZ passport and a few bucks ..Hmmm what am I going to do about…. “Beside yourself” two day’s without Crash Ride and I aint gonna cope!!

    md

  5. avatar
    Thomas Thomsen, Denmark | 7 June 2008 at 8:45 am #

    Today’s blog went over my head like the SR-71 Blackbird…

  6. avatar
    Anonymous | 7 June 2008 at 8:57 am #

    ;=0 D pantherean model design like the starz.way cool out there.mountains n craters,dune buggis,n antennae.sound control to major tomcat.supernova baby!x

  7. avatar
    Anonymous | 7 June 2008 at 11:22 am #

    here’s cheers for the exhibition Steve!have a good one!:-)

  8. avatar
    princey | 7 June 2008 at 11:35 am #

    Deadly blog sk!

    “like a reeeel re-pt-ile…ssss”
    (well someone had to say it!)

    Hey MatD, sorry to hear about the shit times you’re having in Melby, hope things get better for ya soon!

    love Amanda

  9. avatar
    fantasticandy | 7 June 2008 at 12:07 pm #

    yeah matt..
    ben there and got the t-shirt!
    glad your’e ok though.
    all the best mate.

  10. avatar
    fantasticandy | 7 June 2008 at 12:08 pm #

    been there even!

  11. avatar
    Hellbound Heart | 7 June 2008 at 12:10 pm #

    …this would be filmed in a blade-runner-esque environment with shades of david cronenberg…what could he do with sexdeath, hmmm?
    …could see humanity devouring the seeds of its own demise here…
    love always…

  12. avatar
    CSTCoach | 7 June 2008 at 2:44 pm #

    a blogge loaded with high profile guest appearances! god himself and the saviour of mankind pop by, along with several assorted hindu dieties. must be nice to roll in such high circles…

    matt – sorry to hear about the swipe mate! i’m always paranoid about leaving that stuff in the car. could never afford to replace my collection. bought a backup hard drive too, just to protect the muse-ic

  13. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 7 June 2008 at 3:23 pm #

    Matt D appears to be a great and generous person and he’s had too many bad experiences. Good people are hurt in this fallen world.

    Today’s blog verified that genius can manifist in insane genres.

    Saw Barack Obama at a Chicago rally for the 2016 Olympics. He has incredible Oratorical prowess and charisma.

  14. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 7 June 2008 at 8:41 pm #

    I have a feeling the July mystery gig in Melby is going to be monumental.


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