posted on October 10, 2008 at 8:17 pm

the internet is a naked woman with a tigers head on fire
standing in a clearing in the jungle
she rubs her tummy waiting for you to arrive
amazon jungle
lemurian jungle
indian jungle
you are a vine
you are a creeper
you are a poisonous flower swallowing wasps
the parrots scream in the canopy
and wise old snake writhes in the lair
dreaming of a hundred american women
who are all saying
oh yeah baby gimme everything you got!
the internet is a random re distributor
filling your screen with @ @ @ @ @ @s
and stories in spanish about the insatiable cruelty of hombres
and some little chica all alone in the jingling desert winds
and somebody posted it already
and i gotta burn
and i gotta burn off my friend jimmy fire
and the stuff in the pipe bubbled
and marilyn inhales deep
and bobby and john have both had her
and some brutal ape is knocking at her back door
while insignificantly we smuggle albert einstein into the future
and the inevitable black cars cruise up the street
and pick us up
and fly us away to some virtual switzerland
and i wonder then
can william tell…..?
and i sit here punching away on these symbols
some how some one some where
interprets all this and its catalogued according to its nature
then i getta burn in berne
the internet soothes me
coddles me with its curdled milk
and whacks me round the headside with its slow connection
in this very room right now
everything battles it out with everything
at the very end of time
before the last second is spent and done
diamonds rub against diamonds
tungsten fingered machine gives you a good seeing to
saucy milfs predict the weather in houston
and correct your b-grade spelling
i google myself uh oh uh oh
oh that feels good
ooh fucking google me childe
see my pages flow out n out n out
everytime someone mentions me
i grow another twenty pages
i wax massive on hearsay
yeah i love all this war and mayhem on here
korea or crimea or whatever war you like
hannibal crosses the alps and blows all the etherports
i got hannibals recipe for poached pears
i got hannibal visiting o.j. in jail
i got hannibals tips for the big game saturday
i got hannibal pushing kurt under a train
i got hannibal explaining the fat bass sounds on painkiller
i got hannibal on face book talkin’ bout child sacrifice
i got hannibals virtual tour of italy by elephant
i got hannibal kissing kitten nativadads sweet ass
i got hannibals blogge written in tyrus yessaday
i got hannibals souvenir bag with the neat daggers
i got hannibal and kenny rodgers trading eyelift tips
i got hannibal jamming with sonic bloom n black azalia
i got hannibal barcas latest lyrics songs ideas pictures updates fan clubs
i got hannibal barcas only interview before sardinia
i got hannibal barca merch stories tips guides specials and FAQs
i go to delphi to connect to the internet
i ask the sybil
why no gmail from my little laptop trash
why no cheque from fucking atv…?
how long they gonna gamble my dough on the short term market?
i ask her
can you book me a cab for friday night
and can you tell me how many people read my diary
and send a message to michael
a message to michael
and gabriel to my left
and uriel to my right
and i do the hokey cokey
and swing it all about
and the cops bowl up to internet cafe
and shoot protesters in cyberspace
and opus deii log on in their secretive cloisters
and donald trump checks some figures in his tower
and karen black deletes a comment from her fan book
and julie meadows invites you to cmon down
and everybody typing
everybody reading
everybody posting
everybody up n downloading
hit my payboy
hit my payboy
try a free sample
here it is
kilbey kilbey blah blah blah
hey i still got the cherry pop in my system
i still got all the sweet green icing flowing down
hey i still got the vodka n berry v
i still got the T2 pills and the memory of lust
i still imagine but i prefer
i bought my new teeth on the internet
i found my eyes
and remembered i’d left my id behind my ego
listen to that orchestra
i played all them instruments …virtually
yeah i smash up trombones and thigh bones
and saxophones and iphones
and i bounce a million fiddles into one intro
and i combine no-cal drones with so-cal blippies
and i summon up the white noise of a million madza car radios
and i tune in the bitter lemons
and i tune in iron pig
and i tune in the fairyland teenyboppers
and i tune in the limit five
and i tune in carlos and the playboys
and i tune in baby grande
and theres stevie in his dog collar n singlet
all skinny and stupid thrashing away in some queanbeyan garage
and he sing
you like a stab in the dark dont stab me in the back
and he sing
i call you zephyr cos you blow
and he sing
howcome you never do the jetfin rock
and he sing
hey synthetic equivalent
and he sing
the world below him trembled and cried out in its awe
the rivers turned to silver the silver turned to war
and he sing
some inchanted evening
you will strange a meter
and bring on the dancing internets
and internet fields forever
sergeant peppers internet club band
and the internet is a naked woman
with a tigers head on fire
but scarlet says
its a white kitty kat

26 Responses to “post 1111”

  1. avatar
    restaurant mark | 10 October 2008 at 10:20 pm #

    steve…you’re on a roll aren’t ya??? love it!
    “saucy milfs predict the weather in houston”
    too funny!

    take care

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    lily was here | 10 October 2008 at 10:35 pm #

    There you go again with those great opening lines.
    I googled myself just now – I’ve written a book on racism and philosophy, I am a perky upbeat individual and I reinstate the personal as an important dimension in analytic philosophy of mind (whatever that means)on top of making traditional button blankets and ceremonial robes. Of course Lily Was Here is a beautiful song feat. Candy Dulfer’s saxophone and Dave Stewart’s guitar. The internet is a naked woman with a burning tigers head, a dagger in her right hand, ointment in the right and a ticking clock for her heart.

  3. avatar
    davem | 10 October 2008 at 10:36 pm #

    A ticking what Sue?

  4. avatar
    lily was here | 10 October 2008 at 10:42 pm #

    and.. maybe an editor in her left hand 🙂


  5. avatar
    davem | 10 October 2008 at 10:46 pm #

    It’s all the googling yerself Sue.
    I always find if I’m feeling like that, a brisk walk settles me down.
    Night all.

  6. avatar
    restaurant mark | 10 October 2008 at 11:03 pm #

    danem…you’ve got quite a sense of humor don’t ya? albeit a dirty one, but i like it!


  7. avatar
    restaurant mark | 10 October 2008 at 11:05 pm #

    that would be davem…not danem…my bad


  8. avatar
    lily was here | 10 October 2008 at 11:11 pm #

    We all need a brisk walk Mark 🙂 but alas I took mine beforehand, no excuses. Sweet dreams northern hemispherers, tick tock Davem, but what if it were digital?


  9. avatar
    the dean | 10 October 2008 at 11:21 pm #

    there’s so much there that I’m commentless.
    you are a well and a fountain.

  10. avatar
    restaurant mark | 10 October 2008 at 11:37 pm #

    how true lily…how true

    sorry steve…i know i’m over commenting…

  11. avatar
    MEM | 11 October 2008 at 12:08 am #

    shit. i can’t post that.
    i’m over thinking
    i’m over complicated
    i’m just overnover

    i can’t stand it when
    i’m honest u pull it off
    so well if you were to
    look at me what would you see

    there i go again can’t
    get past that weepy prose
    maybe this is the time to be
    weepy maybe this is the time to

    rejoice watch as culture comes
    crashing down just in time to
    crush the words economy but
    what should i care?

    exactly this freedom in
    nothing and nothing can’t touch me
    freedom in everything
    fixed mutable or cardinal

  12. avatar
    ...being here, doing this... | 11 October 2008 at 12:19 am #

    “i google myself uh oh uh oh
    oh that feels good”

    You’d feel even better if you googled yourself in one of these

  13. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 11 October 2008 at 12:59 am #

    I have a “Hokey Cokey” CD single by Captain Sensible. I’m addicted to this blog but I can’t gauge Sk’s levity like so many other commentors admirably do. I love his manic-nirvana blogs and have learned many new words and creeds at TTB.

    Mark and Matt D : I would never vote for McCain especially with the wolf, bear, moose and caribou slaughterer Palin on his ticket. She’s Ted Nugent in Drag. Obama is by far the lesser of two evils but he’s no Mandela. But he would be a good role model for African-Americans and young Americans.

    Purchased the two expensive Yes sans Jon Anderson concert tickets. I love lead guitarists and Steve Howe is one of my all time favorites. Life is short so what the heck. I’m getting really old in light of the fact that I’ve been on a Tangerine Dream binge for weeks. Edgar Froese intrigues me with his vast musical virtuosity and overly prolific and expensive for me CD output.

  14. avatar
    kat | 11 October 2008 at 3:22 am #


    the internet is insanity. add looking for a job in the mix, and its got me looking for rope. just kidding.

    so you said yes to yes, brien? cool.

    now rally behind me, fiends. and sk, tell yer ma not to watch. but i could so see you doing something like this. you could just start playing some kk or painkillerish tunes.

    have a good weekend everyone.

  15. avatar
    Hellbound Heart | 11 October 2008 at 4:54 am #

    ….hannibal….did your googling turn up hannibal lecter eating some census taker’s liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti?
    freaky movie, silence of the lambs, freaky book….
    love always….

  16. avatar
    princey | 11 October 2008 at 11:07 am #

    “and there’s stevie in his dog collar n singlet singin’ I call you zephyr cos you blow”
    I’d LOVE to see that!
    Happy googling everyone,
    love amana

  17. avatar
    Richard | 11 October 2008 at 12:47 pm #

    been away from the net for a whole fortnight of family time and whale watching and eating and drinking and stuff


    I thought I would try to ‘review’ it but it all got a bit gushy so I decided to settle for just saying you really are a talented bastard (the best type)

    I was thinking while I was away about these flashes of notoriety you seem to be having at the moment. Why not capitalise on it and enter a portrait in the next Archibald awards – I’m sure you could do a cracker of Malcolm T (call it ‘Joycie’s curse’).

    Hell, I will say something else about Painkiller.

    Couldn’t you have given us just one more verse of Wolfe? I know “less is more… blah blah mumblefuck” but, but, but…

  18. avatar
    runningfromthebody | 11 October 2008 at 12:56 pm #

    Hey Brien Comerford, your only criteria in voting for the next ruler of the free world is the fact that the running mate of one of the candidates is a hunter in Alaska so you will go with the opposite? Well done mate.

  19. avatar
    CAPTAIN BEYOND | 11 October 2008 at 4:45 pm #

    but scarlet says, Snowball the white kitty…

  20. avatar
    davem | 11 October 2008 at 6:41 pm #

    The next “ruler of the free world”. Bloody hell. Vote Gandalf.

  21. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 11 October 2008 at 6:45 pm #

    Running From The Body !

    I have a slight preference for Obama over McCain and a large preference for Biden over Palin. That’s the main criteria but I do feel that hunting is felony animal abuse warranting lifetime imprisonment (and no flesh-foods or onanism lotions for the perpetrators.) This only applies to humans who hunt not predatory animals.

  22. avatar
    persephone2u | 11 October 2008 at 8:19 pm #

    Hmmmm…davem, I think you may be onto something. Ya think I should jot down Gandalf on my absentee ballot? I think I just might. It’d be a scream!

  23. avatar
    matt davison | 11 October 2008 at 9:43 pm #

    Davyddson where are you pal???

  24. avatar
    Rev. Marduk | 5 January 2009 at 7:35 am #

    I searched the google for the phrase “the internet is insanity” and stumbled upon what I take to be Allen Ginsberg’s ghost in the machine. Thank you, the Google. And thank you, Mr. Kilbey.

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