posted on June 8, 2008 at 10:24 pm

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the verbs offered themselves direct from the english language
the vowels are organic
the consonants are prepared with love
this blog is made with only the finest ingredients
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rants may contain swearing and or bullshit
self portraits may contain rampant egoism
family tales may contain mawkish sentimentality
time being may contain staggering genius or staggering about
time being often bitter often sweet
time being originally produced in england
time being recommends himself
time being becoming older and younger
warning! some sentences may use paradoxes
consult your heart before attempting to decipher
dont use ttb products if sealine tampered with
somebody (the vegetalista) said its all for YOU
time being flies trans astral starways
time being stays at participating planets
time being accepts donations and flattery
time being does not accept things easily
time being not prepared beforehand
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ttb was fresh when it left ttbs premises
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aka steven john kilbey
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ttb does bimbong yoga with much binkle-banksing
ttb appearing near you sooner than you suspected
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ttb salutes sue c
ttb hails mem
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ttb whispers kraal-man
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