posted on June 8, 2008 at 10:24 pm

no adjectives harmed writing this blog
your time being contains only free range nouns
the verbs offered themselves direct from the english language
the vowels are organic
the consonants are prepared with love
this blog is made with only the finest ingredients
memories may contain traces of nostalgia
rants may contain swearing and or bullshit
self portraits may contain rampant egoism
family tales may contain mawkish sentimentality
time being may contain staggering genius or staggering about
time being often bitter often sweet
time being originally produced in england
time being recommends himself
time being becoming older and younger
warning! some sentences may use paradoxes
consult your heart before attempting to decipher
dont use ttb products if sealine tampered with
somebody (the vegetalista) said its all for YOU
time being flies trans astral starways
time being stays at participating planets
time being accepts donations and flattery
time being does not accept things easily
time being not prepared beforehand
see conditions*
if unsure how to use time being
never read time being whilst vehicle is in motion
never ingest time being whilst near an open flame
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consult doctor if you take up the blues
university tests may indicate ttb has more vitamin x than competitors
some dentists may tend to read the ttb and have less tooth deCay
some vets read ttb to their pets and report glossier coats
(not recommended for indian mynah birds with headaches)
ttb may contain traces of hypocrisy
ttb is unfiltered therefore crankiness may not have settled
ttb was fresh when it left ttbs premises
ttb readers have reported dizziness after long periods of use
ttb may contain hesitation and repetition
if so simply discard and dispose of thoughtfully
may contain drug nudity and frontal references
ttb does not recommend hedonism or intoxicated sensualism
ttb is not affiliated in any way with steve kilbey
aka steven john kilbey
ttb not responsible for any losses of virginians
ttb not responsible for uninsured thoughts
ttb uses cash and recommends hundred dollar bills
and fifty dollar petes
ttb swims at bondi eye-sores the home of winter schwimming
ttb does bimbong yoga with much binkle-banksing
ttb appearing near you sooner than you suspected
ttb drinks berry v and would like a sponsa-ship
ttb uses pam n perry products certified a orgasmic
ttb salutes sue c
ttb hails mem
ttb honours gee-none
ttb whispers kraal-man
ttb beatifies jolly hordern
ttb appreciates jenny oxjewelhuntbruin
ttb likes kurtains shankar
ttb regards davis matthewson
ttb admires harri fiores
ttb aknowledges persekrist
ttb bids all a good night
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20 Responses to “post 991”

  1. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 June 2008 at 11:36 pm #

    ttb loves comments from the anonymous (plural anonimi?)

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    Anonymous | 9 June 2008 at 12:11 am #

    “Get Paint and Stoned” (bonus DVD of unreleased footage featuring the Kilbster buying art supplies, yelling at neighbors to tone down the “doof doofs”, beheading carnivores, having swimmy in Pacific O, demonstrating art of the monster bong hit, then floating off into the ether with space drone a la Oophoi–in that order) to be issued in limited edition of 10 copies to the first customers who purchase the long-anticipated “Get Stoned and Paint” release! **All royalties from the bonus DVD will go to Ambnt1, who gave his kind permission telepathically for use of the whimsically-titled DVD, even after he was himself publicly flogged (blogged?) for his carnivorous exploits.

  3. avatar
    Ross B | 9 June 2008 at 1:16 am #

    ttb is always a wonderful read, captivating and inspiring.

    thank you so much

    kinds to you & yours, r.

  4. avatar
    kat | 9 June 2008 at 2:21 am #

    indian mynah birds with headaches..

    ;] i feel dizzy

  5. avatar
    Polydora | 9 June 2008 at 2:41 am #

    I’m curious, is testing for TTB mandatory before getting clearance to work with children whose minds are malleable ‘blank slates’?

    Or, is TTB that vaccination I got as a kid–the one that was supposed to immunize me against ignorance, stupidity, and unimaginative bores?

    Ah, maybe a bit of both, eh? Glad I can stop by and get a ‘refresher’ dose when I need one!!!! I’m ready to poke my head out and go face the world once more. Thanks for the buffer!

    😉

  6. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 June 2008 at 3:59 am #

    Appearing near me sooner than expected?
    Well that is good news.
    Assuming you will be coming near us who love you in the US of A.
    There is a great place for you to play here.
    Much better than that dingy State Theater you played last time you came through.
    And I do recall a few long strange trips ago…that you saying Florida had the best food on the tour.
    My oh my…even you might crack a well deserved smile after all these years Mr. TTB.
    Matter of fact…we guarantee it!
    Another great one today.
    Much enjoyment.

    Mark
    Tampa, Fl

  7. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 June 2008 at 5:36 am #

    Palmist’s.;) xo

  8. avatar
    lily was here | 9 June 2008 at 6:07 am #

    I cant help but smile. I hope it was the Benny Hill salute!
    love xox

  9. avatar
    iseult | 9 June 2008 at 7:19 am #

    I am here to state
    I’m here to relate
    To explain
    and make it plain that:
    I`m just wild about Harry
    and Harry’s wild about me;

    oh, I`m just wild about Harry
    and he’s just wild about,
    he can’t do without,
    he’s just wild about me

    but there is no doubt
    make no mistake about
    just so you know the score
    at your feet on the floor
    its you who we come to see
    its you who we love and adore
    our tee tee bee

  10. avatar
    12str | 9 June 2008 at 7:52 am #

    This blog just put a smile on my face every single day…

  11. avatar
    Hellbound Heart | 9 June 2008 at 10:30 am #

    does TTB contain oxymorons?
    d’oh!
    love always…

  12. avatar
    fantasticandy | 9 June 2008 at 10:59 am #

    ttb appearing near you sooner than you suspected………
    cool!

  13. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 June 2008 at 2:23 pm #

    For the time being Steven John Kilbey, blurred crusader queing the ruins at a wake in a gale? Ah, is this where she lives, volumes of secrets, never on holiday; victorious crusader queing in the ruins in the wake of the colonial gale. Crusades get blurred, the witches muddle their spells…tinged with exotica it is said to sell…guaranteed, instant gratification fetishes, just for you et al. Crusades, the taxman, it’s no reason to be sad, the colours. We drown in blurred crusades, but we’re born, and live once again, and this all happens when we’re adults, for the time being.

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    fantasticandy | 9 June 2008 at 3:42 pm #

    awwwwwwwww!
    going to a blue oyster cult gig tonight!
    i bet you love ’em don’t ya steve!
    all them ‘classics’……
    godzilla…….burning for you…..
    don’t fear the reaper….the siege and investiture of baron von frankenstein’s castle at wesseria….
    oh…yes…they DO get a little ‘over the top’ don’t they?

  15. avatar
    John | 9 June 2008 at 4:51 pm #

    Can I expect my time being to be shipped in seven to ten business days?

    fantasticandy – I was in a band that tried to cover “Burning for You.” Kind of a disaster, we never played it out.

    John Garratt

  16. avatar
    fantasticandy | 9 June 2008 at 5:06 pm #

    ah, john…..
    heady days eh?
    amazing how songs take you to a specific time, place and activity.

  17. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 9 June 2008 at 5:08 pm #

    Steve Kilbey and Stan Ridgeway !

    Sks solo CDs especially “The Slow Crack”, “Remindlesness” and “Narcosis” have that trippy and underground edge in a manner similar to some of Stan Ridgeway’s solo CDs. Ridgeway used to be the frontman for “Wall of Voodoo”.

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    davem | 9 June 2008 at 6:06 pm #

    Ahhhh, brill stuff.
    TTB appearing in my heart – always.
    If the salute was (as Sue mentioned) a Benny Hill one I’m gonna start running now before you slap my bald head….

  19. avatar
    Anonymous | 11 June 2008 at 6:53 am #

    i dont need no nickel when i carryin the dime

    try to remember that

  20. avatar
    eek | 11 June 2008 at 8:09 am #

    ttb beatifies jolly hordern

    awww…. 🙂


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