posted on July 7, 2007 at 9:59 pm

being asleep
being fast asleep
what is sleep?
can we define these simple things?
what is sleep
what is love
what is a song
what is life
the being sleeps his restless sleep
the tv flickers
its that movie
yeah you know the one from the last installment
in the previous episode
that film about this blokes life
some guy from the twentieth century
one of namen turners best ever roles
he learnt to play the bass just to do the film
someone poured a lotta dough into this biopic
enter one dan frankowitz :
hell im just a midwest boy
i went to college and got a degree
now i run uni-mount and para-versal films
i just loved the chirch growing up
my elder brother brad played em all the time
my mom hated em
“i dont know how you boys listen to the depressing trash” she said
dad called it music for” layabouts who dont know real music”
aunt debbie said it wasnt music at all
and she said that stephen kilby couldnt fucking sing!
ha
she was right!
but i still loved em you know
i have one ipod for each of their albums
and each day i manage to listen to at least 100 of their songs
i named my theme park in florida el parko descuidado
i own all the original locations where any album was recorded
and last night i made the winning bid
for richard ploogs heyday shirt on ebay
completing part of the west wing of my chirchyworld museum in montana
anyway
when i took over as the ceo here
we made a few huge pictures ….
pictures that defied all box office expectations
like the gormenghast movies…
they said people didnt want stuff like that
but they did!
anyway what the fuck…?
im the boss right…..!
i said i wanna make this picture
its about stephen kilby right….?
people here’d say
boss no-one out there has heard of the guy
i’d say everyone knows under the milky way right?
people wake up…it was on miami vice ferchrissakes
anyway i say bring me some stars…some real stars
tom hanks as his brother rusty
garth merenghi as his brother jack
judi dench as juicy wallop
so we get chris walken as peter copes
we get danny day lewis as martie piper-wilson
we get charlie sheen to do tim prowse
julia roberts had already jumped at the chance to play natalie dolphin
a real coup…the swedish twins were playing themselves
after the olsen twins fucked up the accents
of course nobody was quite right as kilby himself
until i saw a film with turner in it as some mad genius organist
jesus i knew hed have to be my leading man….
but the film ran into a lotta problems
turner had problems with the beard-wig
particulary the adhesive which gave him hives
but in the early scenes…
during the unguarded moment video remake
god he was a dead ringer
except that namens only 5 foot 7
and kilbys 5 11
so er…namen was looking a little short against chrissy walken there
he had a few nasty accidents fallin off his perch there too
i can tell ya…
he and julia hadda real chemistry tho
particularly the scene where the final daughter crimson kilbey is born
when the anaesthetist took off his mask
and it was ricky gervais doing the epidural…
it was a showstopper!
you see
i believed in this film to transcend kilbys status
as an appendix to a footnote
on a dusty shelf
in the museum of obscurity
theres a powerful message here
a tale of redemption
of struggle
of perseverance
of overcoming mammoth odds
and thats just while hes still in high school!
unfortunately the film went straight to video cassette
and got its premier screening in mom n pop motels
around the world simultaneously
the motel chain said
“its a great film for getting em outta the rooms in the morning”
of course i was a little devastated
but thats showbiz
hell
cue the final curtains

131 Responses to “screenplayer”

  1. avatar
    knot | 7 July 2007 at 11:45 pm #

    tomorrow is another day, mister kilbey
    thank you
    and one word of warning on those curtains

    likely miss scarlet will make a dress & matching hand warmer of them
    hope they match her big purdy eyes

  2. avatar
    Matt | 7 July 2007 at 11:46 pm #

    Great movie, killer.

    But why Charlie Sheen for Powlesy? Daniel Craig turned it down?

  3. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 12:18 am #

    …but who is playing me?

    B.Bon

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    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 12:24 am #

    surreal…forget david lynch directing this and let’s try david cronenberg (probably spelled his surname wrong)…now THAT would be bizarre…
    -The Hellbound Heart

  5. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 12:39 am #

    Final cast member list:

    Young kilbey=Ashton Kutcher
    Middle age kilbey=Rick Springfield
    Old Kilbey=Willie Nelson
    MWP (young)=Nikki Hilton
    MWP (old)=Richie Sambora
    PK=David Copperfield
    Ploog=Animal from The Muppets
    Powles=Bono
    Jay Dee D.=Liam Neeson
    Michael Lembo=Paul Reiser
    Twillies=Paris Hilton/Lindsay Low-hand
    NK=herself, voice overs only, to protect her anonymity
    Joyce Kilbey=Judi Dench
    Various drug dealers=Edward Norton, Elisabeth Shue, Nicole Richie
    Clive Davis=Anthony Hopkins

  6. avatar
    Krissythegroupie | 8 July 2007 at 12:51 am #

    Bwah-ha ha! Christopher Walken..that would be a hoot. I kinda thought Jude Law as a young you..eh? Mebbe.

  7. avatar
    verdelay | 8 July 2007 at 12:53 am #

    a truly wrathful and
    banishing performance

    ‘k, we gotta talk sequels…

  8. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 8 July 2007 at 1:11 am #

    The perfect and apropos actor for Steve Kilbey is Joaquin Phoenix. A ruggedly handsome and tough-looking vegan, who is very talented, and he has to battle his own similar demons. He and his late and talented brother River (who lamentably overdosed to death) were in a rock band called “Aleka’s Attic”. They did a great song called “Accross The Way” for an In Defense Of Animals charity compilation. A very nice family replete with virtues and vices. Who is not !!!!

  9. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 1:19 am #

    Tom hanks,as Russel!thats “CRYSTAL!”….Id like to see Rick Wakeman in the cast somewhere though…sheez!can ya tell that i tried to find something to take my mind away from the “KID ness”of “Harry potter”last night?! $%#*….maybe if you get a hold of the film,you could remaster it yourself….there is so much “tacky”crap out there,that treats intelligent people like idiots…..have a beautiful day,you lovely thing!….love,love,as always,genx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  10. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 1:27 am #

    P.S. Aunt Debbie,can kiss my arse!She wouldnt knowa real and perfect soul, heart or divine voice,if it smacked her on the scone…{with all due respect…to aunt debbie….being a relative,and all} ….love gen xxx

  11. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 1:51 am #

    the guy from the office and extras.
    bowie sings to him “little fat man who sold his soul”
    he needs to drop a few kgs but otherwise is a dead ringer for SK plus he can sing

  12. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 1:52 am #

    Howabout Jared Leto as the younger Mr. Kilbey~
    Johnny Depp’s gotta portray Mr.Piping~Willson
    Heath Ledger fer Pete
    Mr. Powles………
    Tim.(there can only be one)

  13. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 2:22 am #

    distant aunt Debbie,substitute for god{in her mind}.she stays distant,lest “her”people,INFLICT UPON HER,the” poor cousin” syndrome..who has time for that!?sing,baby!…from, a reluctant,yet humbly proud star

  14. avatar
    Thomas Irvin | 8 July 2007 at 3:19 am #

    Perhaps you’ll be glad to know that Dan Frankowitz does not have the Ploog Heyday shirt, nor has it ever appeared on eBay. But you’re right about it being in the hands of a midwest boy.

  15. avatar
    veleska1970 | 8 July 2007 at 3:33 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! cute one today. thanks for the laugh.

    lotza love….

  16. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 3:50 am #

    Hmmnn… Daniel Day-Lewis as MWP??? Never wanted to snog him… & as a little sideline, I don’t know what exactly love is, but for me a snog is a song on the lips, so a song must be a kiss! I think u know who this is. 🙂

  17. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 4:14 am #

    I thought Julia would be a fairy{Tinkerbell},or the Fairy godmother?!

  18. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 4:47 am #

    Ricky Gervais as Stephen Kilby

  19. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 4:50 am #

    Check out Ricky Gervais on You Tube and look for his 80’s video of his band Seona Dancing. He doesn’t look like SK, he IS SK.

  20. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 4:55 am #

    anon at 12.22 are you a” reluctant yet humbly proud star” in SKs movie? or Aunt Debbies life?

  21. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 5:01 am #

    woooooshka!…just came back to peruse the comments.Anon above. in “aunt debbie’s life,YOU WALLY!but i’ll take a roll in SKs movie,definitely,anyday!

  22. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 5:19 am #

    yeah, thats what i said, the guy from the office and extras but thanks for the name anon at 2.47 and 2.50pm

  23. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 5:50 am #

    that was exquisite!

  24. avatar
    isolde | 8 July 2007 at 6:04 am #

    ooh la la
    here is a still from the film set after b.bon vanquishes the panthere mangeey!
    http://teemix.aufeminin.com/world/stars/photos__todo=zoom&i=5&page=22.html

    and here is verdelay as harry flowers too cute!
    http://teemix.aufeminin.com/world/stars/photos__todo=zoom&i=917&page=1.html

    and here is cstcoach !
    http://www.indianajones.com/bio/cast/harrisonford.html

    and of course yours truly looks after continuity … or something
    http://actrices.blogspot.com/2006/03/eva-green.html

  25. avatar
    davem | 8 July 2007 at 8:32 am #

    When did they change the script Killer?
    Yesterday you had 2 sons? Suddenly the women are back………….
    Do you think the audience will notice whilst they’re knicking the little bottles of shower gel?

    davem
    xx

  26. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 8:33 am #

    b.bon…….just read your comment from this morning!…..Rock out,with yer frock out me lady!….Im 36…and still turn it up to 11,and reminisce about a blue mitsubishi “scorpion”,that we all {the girls on tour} dubbed “alvarez”…full to its speakers with velvet,paisley,and glittered everything, and pointed suede/velvet boots,incense,and the anticipation of what the weekend would bring…and life is still full of that kinda wonderment…thankfully!…..xoxoxoxolove to you and your family,bonny bon night!…gen

  27. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 8:54 am #

    B.Bon….woops some of these things havent changed…except the Authorities wont let me drive!…seems you have to be able to see to drive an automated vehicle these days…..am gracefully “RETRO” and disgracefully”…gen x eccentric”..

  28. avatar
    fantasticandy | 8 July 2007 at 9:39 am #

    thing is,
    you rode the white horse,..yeah the movie moguls like that.
    handsome guy….displacement problems….bullied by future bandmate….dad’s tragic death….
    mega-hit single….loadza shaggin’….disasterous change of musical direction….self-inflicted dive into obscurity….becomes sordid wreched
    creature hopelessly wasted talent now decimated by drug abuse….(fuck!, this is sounding great!, tell me more!)….lots of great ‘angst-ridden’ stuff as we expose the seedy underbelly of stockholm….lots of cramps, pukeing, petty crime, sexual humiliation and sudden death….
    plenty of filth, sqalour and loss of self worth and identity….(i’m fuckin’ lovin’ it man it’s got EVERYTHING ! it’s cheap, no fx budget, low-rent locations,it’s gonna be a steal! hell the guy never even made it TOO big so there’s no estate to sue us i guess? is the script all ready to go? can we start casting?)….the guy has intense ‘religious episode’….gets clean….starts anew….becomes loving model dad and husband with five beutiful daughters….discovers new tallent as an artist….gains wide respect as a writer and poet….rolling stone magazine declares his group to be ‘the greatest guitar band in the world’….becomes ‘guru-like figure to many with his teachings on important global and personal issues….personal hero of many….
    (fuck’s sake, hold on now! you fuckin’ what? what’s this shit your’e tryin’ to pitch at me? fuckin’ guru, huh? GURU? famliy man?
    fuckin’ hero? you takin’ the piss boy? why you wastin’ my time with this shit? the kids are streetwise these days man…you honestly think the’re gonna belive this kinda mickey-mouse bullshit?
    go waste someone elses time!!!)
    ok, but it IS true.

    perhaps if you had fallen off that horse, and been trampled underfoot,
    warner sistas or retro-century fox
    may have been more interested.

    you’ve spent your whole life streching credibillity too far.

    too far for ‘straights’ at least !!!

    oh, and steve,
    i was enjoying the pirate yarn!
    ah, well,
    i guess it got ‘scuppered’.

    love to all,
    andy L.

  29. avatar
    paul lightfoot | 8 July 2007 at 10:16 am #

    Jude Law as Russell definately.

  30. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 10:52 am #

    GenX.,

    My dear girl,

    Indeed those were the days…..when a paisley shirt and a suede fringed jacket were your passport to the world…..if you were there (in Sydney) then I expect I would know you by sight.

    I remember a gig at the Hopetoun Hotel, don’t ask me the year, maybe 1984 or 85….a wonderful band that had a psychedelic slide show and all….I do believe they were called the Crystal Set…. I loved them…anyhoo, I rememeber we were waiting for them to start, I had put my money in the juke box to play ‘Another Girl, Another Planet’ and was hoping it would play all the way through before the band came on. I had my can of VB clutched tightly in my fist (I was such a slow drinker in those days that I’d always have to abandon my beverage before I could drink it all as it was either warm or flat or both). Then there was a murmur amongst the crowd (and it was a full-ish house)…there was a star in our midst.

    Steve Kilbey had arrived to watch his brother play.

    Is it long ago and far away…or just yesterday?

    B.Bon

    P.S. You forgot to mention the Lime Spiders

  31. avatar
    Boriah | 8 July 2007 at 10:53 am #

    Russell Crowe as Steve Kilbey would be perfect.

  32. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 11:06 am #

    b.bom …….let me tell ya bout a girl i know…..i drag her around,wherever i go…this little woman ,drives me ……..up the looney path of childish happiness….yes twas just yesterday….wasnt it?….maybe i mighta seen you round…i was up and down the east coast …melb,syd,bris,byron,melb,syd,bris,etc….bloody gypsys!….i come to sydney to visit my rellys and friends on occasion…if ya see me ,say hi!…as {funnily enough}i wont see you…….genx xxxxx

  33. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 11:07 am #

    …and to Fraulein Isolde,

    I’m going to take your depiction of me as that little French fancy as a compliment…but I can assure you she bears no resemblance to my good self, in more ways than one…!

    …and the poor panther, it just doesn’t bear thinking about!

    Au revoir,

    B.Bon

  34. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 11:50 am #

    Mr. Steven John Kilbey…PAST,PRESENT and FUTURE,is a SUPERNOVA!…xxxxx

  35. avatar
    married to the music. | 8 July 2007 at 12:05 pm #

    Without “Earthed”, the world would be less!

    Considerably less!

  36. avatar
    verdelay | 8 July 2007 at 12:15 pm #

    Dearest Isolt

    I’ve always considered it the apogee of my ambition to make it into a french teenie mag.

    And how did you get wind of that photoshoot I did with Rimbaud and Verlaine? Oooh la la! We were all so young back then…

  37. avatar
    sharka | 8 July 2007 at 12:17 pm #

    Those “nibenous” holes still pull you in!

  38. avatar
    earfish | 8 July 2007 at 12:35 pm #

    Since taking up weed my life has gone from just passable to fuckin’ excellent!

    I’m not thanking you Steve, but I am grateful!

  39. avatar
    ru paul | 8 July 2007 at 2:03 pm #

    who is kilbey now?

  40. avatar
    SweatyWheels | 8 July 2007 at 3:19 pm #

    Where would the “Mad Turks from Istanbul” fit in?

  41. avatar
    matthew | 8 July 2007 at 5:17 pm #

    they’d be holding your breath for someone like you… I’m guessing…

  42. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 6:39 pm #

    Maybe this comment page should be renamed: “GEN X’s CHAT ROOM”. Get a life fuckwits! Nobody gives a shit about your aunt Debbie. Oh, and Fantastic Andy=P.R.I.C.K. aka the biggest ass-kisser on this blog

  43. avatar
    JJ | 8 July 2007 at 7:52 pm #

    Abrupt shift, change in mode…from the last several days. David Lynch should direct, the Lost Killer Highway, then who knows where or how it ends.

    Wonder what Jimbo would think of Oliver Stone’s cinematic creation.

    Enjoyed it all, TB.

  44. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 7:54 pm #

    anon. at 4.39 am…..drop ya strides, dickhead!….not much chance Ill kiss it though!….genx

  45. avatar
    ed in fl | 8 July 2007 at 8:33 pm #

    great read on my new iPhone!

    Ed in fl

  46. avatar
    Anonymous | 8 July 2007 at 10:26 pm #

    river R.I.P.

  47. avatar
    gareth,notts | 8 July 2007 at 10:29 pm #

    Ed Norton as Steve Kilbey

  48. avatar
    Tim | 8 July 2007 at 11:48 pm #

    killa…ya killin me..
    this is the funniest thing ive read in weeks…

    “and last night i made the winning bid
    for richard ploogs heyday shirt on ebay”

    oh i needed that… thats good stuff

  49. avatar
    tim | 8 July 2007 at 11:56 pm #

    btw

    i’d like to play myself and i’m not signing a
    confidentiality agreement.

  50. avatar
    melquiades | 9 July 2007 at 12:12 am #

    I think Terry Gilliam could do you some justice. It could start under the piano – your fathers – an ocean rolls in the back of your mind. Deep sea creatures and bustling airports and sweeping desert highways swim through your head space. Childrens laughter in the yard, while parents friends drink and smoke so elegantly. you finger the keys in your mind. a shot of your feet, rock, like a metronome, to his playing…..hmmmmm…..

  51. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 1:00 am #

    anon. at 4.39 am…so who stuck a broom handle up your ass, huh…what a wanker…
    -The Hellbound Heart

  52. avatar
    Celticat | 9 July 2007 at 1:23 am #

    To anon @4.39.

    GO AWAY!

  53. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 2:09 am #

    Ahemmmm…Mr Anonymous at 4.39am

    The old fella seems to tolerate our playful digressions, I do believe he may even enjoy some of ‘off topic’ banter that is parlayed in these comment squares.

    In any case, what the fuck has it got to do with you?

    B.Bon

  54. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 3:35 am #

    John Hurt – SK
    Johnny Depp – MWP
    Craig Mclachlan- Ploogy
    Jeff Goldblum – PK
    Michael J Fox – Powlesy
    The Child Catcher from Chitty Bang Bang – JD

    Dutch Pierre

  55. avatar
    isolde | 9 July 2007 at 4:03 am #

    more advice just faxed through from the central casting agency

    tristan the teuton
    http://www.johndclare.net/images/Letter_from_home.JPG

    malcolm arkey
    http://josemir.com/bloom/4.jpg

    brien comerford
    http://www.errolflynn.net/custerco.jpg

    eek
    http://www.historyswomen.com/images/buttermilk2.jpg

    fandorin and friends
    http://www.arsjb.com/History_files/eyv2/yg1.jpg

  56. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 8:44 am #

    Sometimes{not often}”Box Office”expectations,are surpassed.The glass is not half empty,nor is it half full…..It RUNNETH OVER….to quote a genius”Wish I knew what I was looking for.Might have known what you would find”….Joan of arc

  57. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 8:48 am #

    busy? or… waiting for… something?
    it’s cruel for me, you know that.
    Ok, i’ll just keep waiting.

    Today’s a lovely day, here. especially at the morning, feel so good.

    Have a wonderful night.

  58. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 9:16 am #

    I agree with tim; he should be tim.
    Ed Norton as Kilbey – now that’s a thought gareth, notts…

    Melqiuades…great opening shot! I think you should direct.

    KittyKatxx

  59. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 10:18 am #

    fine. i still have tomorrow! and tomorrow i’ll be very busy. busy enough!!

  60. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 10:25 am #

    lucky 61

  61. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 10:27 am #

    Sordid topic.. We dress our actor Barbie dolls and make them sip sand from tea cups.

  62. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 10:32 am #

    I love you SK….genx xo{zat love in action?}

  63. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 11:03 am #

    ya got a bunch a blog junkies here hanging out, killer

    we’re not waiting on a lady

    we’re just waiting on a friend

  64. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 11:09 am #

    Genx? In what way do you LOVE TTB?

  65. avatar
    melquiades | 9 July 2007 at 11:13 am #

    thanks kitty katt!

  66. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 11:13 am #

    if there is a fairy godmother i think it should be played by timothy leary

  67. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 11:18 am #

    and kitty cat should be played by holly hunter or pamela rabe

  68. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 11:31 am #

    O believers ! K has left you.. “Oh prophet, oh prophet”, why have you forsaken us..?

    Addicted to a blog ? Get some sun and fresh air.

  69. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 11:38 am #

    anon at 9.09 …..I love him,with every fibre of my being…every square hectare of my soul…every infinitely dazzled piece of my heart…it seems i always have…and always will…genx xx

  70. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 12:25 pm #

    square hectare…that’s great genx!
    ps – I used to live in Collins Street Surry Hills, a short walk away from the hoey …must’ve rubbed shoulders with you and B.Bon several times.

    Hey, did anybody watch the Live Earth concert and wonder why The fantastic and rockin Church weren’t playing and the incredibly boring Wolfmother were?

    xxKittyKat

  71. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 12:52 pm #

    I KNEW IT!GENX I KNEW IT!

  72. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 12:52 pm #

    Kitty Kat.. you better identify yourself…I know some of the infamous residents of Collins St circa late 80’s – David Wales, Liz Cotter, Michelle McGahey, Scott Wajon etc

    Stand up and be counted!

    B.Bon

  73. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 12:55 pm #

    Was this a result of chemistry or alchemy.

  74. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 1:12 pm #

    Gen x that was so beautiful.I think I’m going to cry.Can’t say I didn’t see it comin’../M

  75. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 1:13 pm #

    I am a Have Fun card carrying member of the David Wales Fun club…and still have his postcard pic in a box in sydanee…..I lived in Number 21…. it was about 84 I think, 86 maybe….and yep, Liz Cotter, worked with her before she became a champion architectural photographer…

    one much prefers alchemy to chemistry…which is why one loves Erskine the magician; SK, what’s Erskine up to? Did he visit the galleon of poets or was he sulking in the midst of a trick gone wrong….speaking of which, melquiades, have you read Ephemeron? You must have I’m sure, but if not……you would love it!

    KittyKatxxxx

  76. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 1:27 pm #

    wow! very bracing! gen X.
    congratulations panther.

  77. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 1:40 pm #

    KK,

    It’s a small world after all…!

    B.Bon

  78. avatar
    CSTCoach | 9 July 2007 at 2:06 pm #

    LMAO. A brilliant self parody. That was hilarious.

    isolde – eva green eh? mmmmmmm….

    got the standard indy jones pic here. couldn’t resist LOL http://www.rmaxstaff.com/murdock/jordan%20images/Petra3.jpg

    ryan

  79. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 2:06 pm #

    Blood Money was on Miami Vice too.

  80. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 2:08 pm #

    Didn’t I tell you in the Extras discussion months ago that Ricky Gervais is Kilbey? You know I did. Steve in 1990 is Ricky in the Office. Yup.

  81. avatar
    Thickhead | 9 July 2007 at 2:12 pm #

    Was anything off heyday on Miami Vice…?!

  82. avatar
    Leelinau | 9 July 2007 at 2:29 pm #

    I watched Live Earth, and yes I was hoping any moment mr. k would walk on stage with crowded house….

    0_o

    ^_^

  83. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 9 July 2007 at 2:48 pm #

    Was Peter Garrett at Live Earth in Australia ! He’s featured in America’s E Magazine and the “word” is that he will be Secretary of The Environment if Labour wins upcoming Australian elections. I saw Midnight Oil live several times and Garrett would invariably condemn polluters, oil companies and corporate greed! As for England it appears that Gordon Brown and David Cameron are going to be very contentious. My spelling is not very GOD!

  84. avatar
    Fireseed | 9 July 2007 at 3:18 pm #

    hey steve

    feel like there’s some kind of weird synchronicity going on here…
    findhorn…ricky gervais…keep em coming!

    fireseed

  85. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 3:33 pm #

    SK’s been waiting,seems like eternity.He’s been waiting waiting for you………..earthed angel x x

  86. avatar
    knot | 9 July 2007 at 4:09 pm #

    My vote is for Joachim Phoenix, not so much for resemblance but I do like his work. Blog posters could be hired out as extras…you know there would be plenty of scenes where SK is seeking decent vegetarian food while on tour and he would encounter the likes of Melquides trying to make him dinner, or maybe Cee could translate spanish menus and let him know if there is chicken broth in that bean soup. I could fill in as myself and be the sullen clerk at the record store trying to set up the table for signings.

  87. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 5:14 pm #

    Wow! so you are alive! Happy Birthday! and thank you very much! I have never thought it’ll be so good!

  88. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 5:16 pm #

    and i really love this weird synchronicity. destroyer!

  89. avatar
    MEM | 9 July 2007 at 7:00 pm #

    what was i going to say? it ‘was’ something… but thats long gone now. yea, i’m hanging round here… you’ve got all our cards read…

    it was an especially nice lyric, but i resisted,

    made good use of my time. give the timebeing a break, i mused,

    i don’t believe my prose is all ‘that’ good…

    “we had just begun,, la, la,, la,,, la, la…’

    ok. over n’ in… from me and the rest of the wankers….

  90. avatar
    Cee | 9 July 2007 at 7:54 pm #

    Si claro, “tiene consume de pollo la sopa de verduras??”

    Cee at your ceervice

  91. avatar
    davem | 9 July 2007 at 8:07 pm #

    Just a wee bit twitchy for some TTB.

    xx

  92. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 8:07 pm #

    I loved it 🙂

    Daniel W.

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    melquiades | 9 July 2007 at 10:29 pm #

    Kitty Kat, I have read Ephemeron.

    travel by thought.

    Melquiades

  94. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 10:38 pm #

    I hope you didn’t mean it’s the final curtain for this blog sk, missing you big time, Time Being!!! But I know it’s the school holidays, so you may be away with the family or something, whatever you’re doing I hope you’re healthy and happy and come back to us soon:)
    luv alwayz,
    Amanda

  95. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 11:06 pm #

    Have yon twills arrived?

  96. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 11:38 pm #

    Whoever said Kilbey is Gervais is spot on. I can’t watch the Office without thinking he is going to start singing milky way

  97. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2007 at 11:54 pm #

    Gervais is another ignorant bastard mistaking fiction for fact

  98. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 July 2007 at 12:17 am #

    No!!!, whoever said Steve looks like that Gervais character must be effing outta their minds, looks nothing like him!! The younger Steve (I mean early eighties) reminds me of the gorgeous David Cassidy from the Partridge family, and Steve, I mean that in the nicest way!!
    Love
    Amanda

  99. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 July 2007 at 12:29 am #

    amanda

    they say love is blind

  100. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 July 2007 at 12:34 am #

    Amanda, are you f-ing blind?? He does so.


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