posted on October 14, 2007 at 1:24 am

the finely tuned mechanisms revolve into the night
the spokes and flywheels
the teeth and cogs
the clockworked facets jump every second
the tappets ping slightly
the needles move indicating pressures
gauges light up on panels
levers move
gears mesh
power harnessed
the fuel burns deep in the motor
an enclosed furnace inside each six hearts
curved surface reduced for friction
heat sensing eyes
arrowhead sourced with motionless ride
resilient frame fortified with gold studs
elusive tangential manoeuvre
protective second skin
galaxy approved armour pierce
pre sanctions silk filters
individual wing spun aerilong type
propulsion device sk ttb 13
optional oscillation pedal
the left behind scream of acceleration
minimum time wobble
maximum distance crunch
ether connexions available
caution contains small sparks
do not drowse whilst operating
do not use in firestorm or tornado
not suitable for insane persons
please dispose of thoughtfully
do not dry clean
enter 15 digit future pin
if you answered yes to any question go to next week
made from chocolate titanium human-alkaloids prohibited colors 13, 69, 53
mannikin-bits, powdered coca leaves, poppy juice extract, cannibal-oid saliva
codeine lumps, starboard buckets, adamantine skellington, tolteca memory strips
damiana drops, lukey muffler, head machines from pure recycled metalflesh
sharktooth guidance, aroma light, stingray connectors
indica bomb technology provided by the penta gone @
executive producer karl marx
executive producers r.plantagenet and samson and goliath
produced by the ttb on location nth bondi astralia
executive producer jack a lantin
executive producer gal a vantin
spatial co ordination mem
directed by nevets yeblik for the muse corp pty ltd inc
no contestants may win
the ttbs decision is final
no correspondence will be entered into
one comment per person PLEASE !!!
yes this definitely means you
please leave this facility as you found it
security by thug bros
this has been a ree presentation

33 Responses to “sequence 13 10”

  1. avatar
    Anonymous | 14 October 2007 at 2:25 am #

    Who’s gonna handle the propaganda?

    I’ll put my hand up for that.


  2. avatar
    Anonymous | 14 October 2007 at 3:04 am #

    Can I have a window seat please?


  3. avatar
    as if this was a story as if this was all i could write could would i have an extension in the light | 14 October 2007 at 3:36 am #

    “can i have
    pipe please…”

    “here you


  4. avatar
    *but if this was me then again the exact thing yestaday wouldv been tthing it is was couldv been | 14 October 2007 at 3:49 am #

    …whats that?”

    “…ok going
    down in a sec…
    to see
    if he


    “whats that”

    “ok i’ll
    be back

    going down
    to see

    if he

    be back

    in a



  5. avatar
    Anonymous | 14 October 2007 at 4:21 am #

    until another tea SK?@! xo…../j38.4

  6. avatar
    Anonymous | 14 October 2007 at 6:28 am #

    oh,youre too clever for me steve!do ya need a co-pilot?does it have cup holders,and a sizzling stereo?….xxA

  7. avatar
    Anonymous | 14 October 2007 at 7:59 am #

    Sounds like you’re ready for take-off sk, flying high to somewhere! Nice choice of colours too.
    Have a lovely evening tb.
    Love Amanda

  8. avatar
    Leelinau | 14 October 2007 at 8:21 am #

    if you answered yes to any question go to next week






  9. avatar
    Anonymous | 14 October 2007 at 9:30 am #

    Can i have a go?!!!!!god,i do hope it’s got GPS,or a chakral adaptor.they’re available at TB’s R US,justturn left on Milky Way crescent,then take your 3rd left ,into pluto watchaknowinin dare st.,and tell em that Miss fancypantz sent ya!wink for discountz!does C/C stand for credit card,or closed circut?anyway use my C/C ,do you need the gold amex or the plutonian?…in my mind,i see your craft as a somewhat ancient vehicle.almost organic,a living machine.half -animate metal,and half psychic suits you SK!…and to think,some people take photos of themselves,next to their 4 wheel drives{what a bunch of Pajeros! ha ha!},and here you are with your trademark vehicle….INCREDIBLY YOU SIR KILLLLLBEEEEEEEE!thank you!what a buzzz you are!have a gorgeous evening,and love to you ,as always,as always,as always,xxxxx x gen,{short for “genius”,amongst other words! ;-))))))..holy crap!la luna,ci?} x 🙂

  10. avatar
    Night Flight | 14 October 2007 at 9:58 am #

    “this evening,calls for some Ben Harper!” x

  11. avatar
    Anonymous | 14 October 2007 at 10:17 am #

    ….it’s a 2600B.C. interstellar,gypsy caravan.I believe that that particular model was piece by piece,hand-crafted by the “Hurly-Burly tribe,who at the time,inhabited the rings of Saturn.Tis a fine vehicle you’ve procured yourself there,Sir!I particularly like the external cowbells,and crystals,and the Neptunian woven rugs and tapestries are quite exquisite..may the source of the force,be with you,of course…x

  12. avatar
    Anonymous | 14 October 2007 at 1:50 pm #

    where did everybody go???? …/jb x

  13. avatar
    Anonymous | 14 October 2007 at 2:04 pm #

    what a song!


  14. avatar
    Anonymous | 14 October 2007 at 3:32 pm #

    Hey You( Author of the nonsense above),
    What part of “One comment per person PLEASE” don’t you understand?


  15. avatar
    veleska1970 | 14 October 2007 at 4:10 pm #

    and these are the voyages of the starship TTB….to boldly go where no blog has gone before.

  16. avatar
    davem | 14 October 2007 at 6:47 pm #

    I’d been worried about those bloody tappets myself.

  17. avatar
    Anonymous | 14 October 2007 at 6:52 pm #

    oooooowaaahhhh!..ha-ha!thats wild Mr.K!Hmmm…you’re a bloody genius my dear sweet legendary being!credible,simply and utterly credible! love . xo

  18. avatar
    JONNY NOT YET SO HOLLYWOODISH | 14 October 2007 at 7:09 pm #

    how bout one comment per personality, haha…
    Jonny Moonwood Hollydog

  19. avatar
    Red Dwarfy-giant-y thing | 14 October 2007 at 7:16 pm #

    WOW*! xo xo xo xo what an amazing trip Steven! You can drive this ship by magical essences,that seep out of your thoughts,yes?…WOW! Uncharted space,mapped and explored,but not in the slightest bit,disenchanted…hell no!What a vehicle ! very,very,moved,hyper-sonic rush Shteven,and how,and wow! bless you…truly,bless you …xo

  20. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 14 October 2007 at 7:25 pm #

    The Church’s Easy CD single is imperative for all music fans to purchase. Accompanied by three excellent live songs including “it’s no reason”, “day 5” and “constant in opal”. Perfect live performances. I know I’m speaking to the converted so I will conclude via stating that the moral morons who killed stingrays after Steve Irwin’s tragic and acidental death were just as malevolent as the savages who kill mountain gorillas and hippos in the Congo. I blame them for stressing me out and inducing me to eat too much vegetarian food that has expanded my unholy girth. Festering anger is a karmic danger.

  21. avatar
    Anonymous | 14 October 2007 at 7:56 pm #

    SONGS ARE SPELLS…HURL THEM AT MOUNTAINS,AND LO,THEY OPEN!…WOW! :))))))))) Welcome to our Universe@ TTB c/o. this here mineral spring under the Milky Way ! *************************************!

  22. avatar
    eek | 14 October 2007 at 9:13 pm #

    All you need now is a wookie. 🙂

  23. avatar
    Thelonious | 14 October 2007 at 9:34 pm #

    SK, you been messing with BUZZ again? Don’t forget the low that followed that episode. Listening to Bill Evans, Live At Shelly’s Manne Hole. Have great week fellow commentators.

  24. avatar
    cherryripeafter-a-splif | 14 October 2007 at 10:00 pm #

    Tell us what to expect from painkiller killbee??

  25. avatar
    Anonymous | 14 October 2007 at 10:03 pm #


    Great news about the Church recording late this year as well as the solo stuff. I can’t wait. All the best from the states

    steve in Fl

  26. avatar
    Ethereal Butterfly | 14 October 2007 at 10:47 pm #


    We’re all a product of our time here; we have our Goliaths to overcome and inner Lionhearts to find. It’s the journey and not the destination that matters……

    Peace and love to all


  27. avatar
    Anonymous | 14 October 2007 at 10:50 pm #

    Hi sk, I know this is comment #2, but it’s the next morning so I hope you don’t mind, I just wanted to ask if we can get some NEWS from ttb about what’s coming up in the sk world…pleeeease!
    Have a beautiful day today.
    Love Amanda

  28. avatar
    Anonymous | 14 October 2007 at 10:53 pm #

    here’s cheers,to the TTBs! x

  29. avatar
    isolde | 14 October 2007 at 11:31 pm #

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  30. avatar
    Sunshine | 15 October 2007 at 1:16 am #

    “When 750 blogge entries you reach, look as good you will not.” — Master Kilbeyoda

    Subscription was submitted a month or so ago (these interwebs distort my perception of the passing of time most horribly). I’m just awaiting new audio treats to give reason to further grease TTB’s gears with green.


  31. avatar
    syrinx | 15 October 2007 at 1:52 am #

    I like the odds as well as the evens.

  32. avatar
    Anonymous | 15 October 2007 at 1:59 am #

    oooohhhh!…disasters,of the fecknichally challenged type !…fleas n half a book….j38.4? attempting trail blazing trial run on the machine…momentarily zzzzzzzzzzipppy! x

  33. avatar
    Faye | 15 October 2007 at 4:01 am #

    ground control Major Tom….are you receiving the messages we’re sending through the heat post shield still?whooosh!get me that transporter,crack me up scotty! peace and love . xo 4yx?

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