posted on December 22, 2005 at 11:10 am

have pushed wrong button again
have entered universe of the “straights”
have had security compromised
all i have to give is the serial number o’ mah basse
paisley shirtes confiscated
earrings beaten into cufflinks
captain requires crew to be seated
this could be bumpy
flotilla of beer gutted record execs(B.G.R.E.s)
playing elton john at high volume
inducing panic in bohemian crew
journalistic scum penetrating the shield
grovelling bakebean and bevvy pommy journo
sending badde review our way
big important yankee CE fuckin O
ordring us to have a fuckin nothah hitte
whole world gone madde
now sk
jettison the obvious
thats it…!
you amazingly well preserved olde astranewt
youve done it again
uninvited like the fershlugginer clouds
a mastahpeece, thats fer shore
enuff wi’ tha badde spellling
time for this olde galaktic hippy
to hit the outer limits within
voyage interieur
the olde rocker has already left
the billding

7 Responses to “stardate 221205 captains supplementary log”

  1. avatar
    Andreas- Italy | 22 December 2005 at 12:19 pm #

    another Isidore…. i can’t wait! 1000 Thanks, Santa Sk!
    oh, and fuck the BGREs!

  2. avatar
    Sue C | 22 December 2005 at 1:40 pm #

    Put the BGRES ..OGRES.. into a shuttle into outerspace with a repeat shuffle cd of Celine Dion, Jet, Missy Piggins and whoever else you’d like to add … a shuffle shuttle!

  3. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 December 2005 at 1:41 pm #

    maybe ya could get the BGREs to pay for advitizen ya nu albums here on ya blog

  4. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 December 2005 at 2:24 pm #

    a recent study has found
    an alarming rise
    in the illiteracy of sk followers
    linguistics experts are baffled
    previous generations of sk followers
    renowned for their grammatical correctness
    appear to be unaffected
    sk was unavailable for comment

  5. avatar
    CeciliaGin | 22 December 2005 at 8:52 pm #

    Que, que que?
    Todos sabemos que los BGRES (ECBG en Español) son unos inútiles, no les des un solo momento de tu tiempo, bola de majunches!
    Nos vemos, no voy a tener internet hasta el secundo de Enero!

  6. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 December 2005 at 10:55 pm #

    blame da manne sk

  7. avatar
    captainmission | 22 December 2005 at 11:27 pm #

    Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun

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