posted on December 10, 2006 at 7:40 pm

tomorrow the twillies come
9 30 in the morning
if youre out at sydney airport
youll see anxious daddy n 2 doodles
waiting for los twillies identicales
anna miranda jansson kilbey
elektra june jansson kilbey
(15 going on 27 says their mother)
minnas been hit in the face with a hockey stick
and an outbreak of pimples
poor minna arriving in oz with bruises n zits
minna has a lot of nicknames
the little cutie (from when shes wassa baby)
glow-worm
minni-bu-de-bum-bum
minnamala
skinny minny
choopa chinnick
mini-stroni
she reminds me of that actress
god i cant think of her name….uma thurman
minnas always been slightly smaller than elli
and tends to be victim to ellis bully
eg
its usually elli who gets minnas white jeans dirty
or borrows her handbag with all her stuff in it
you see ever since the twillies were born
theyve been imposing on each other
stealing the others thunder
raining on the others parade
the twillies actually go to separate schools
so little are they enamoured with being identi-twins
most of the kids at ellis school dont even know
she hassa a sister let alone identical twin
did i tell ya bout the time
minna being thoroughly pissed off with elli
and her unscheduled borrowing
turned up at ellis school
dressed as elli, flirting with the boys
n being cheeeky
people thought it was elli…how were they to know?
elli is the most like me of all my kids
she looks like me
she can act like me too
restless, flippant, iconoclastic
easily bored n argumentative
both the twills are doing ultra-well at school
almost straight As
its been a bit of a bad year for the twills
what with their cysts n their mums tumour
(had one op….waiting for another)
elli is kinda blase about everything now
a little distance to protect herself
the twillies speak with swedish accents
but their english is almost perfect
when they fight n argue its always in swedish
a loada yibber yabber sometimes followed with a slap
elli wont stop taking minnas stuff
n minna wont stop being outraged by it…
do they love each other?
yes
do they like each other?
not that much
its easier for the doodles
cos no one mixes em up
they aint identical
everyone knows evies the one with curly brown hair
and aurora with straight blonde
they know who they are
actually theyve always gotten on better than the twills
neither of them is dominant or even tries to be
whereas elli has always tried to dominate minna
the doodles were playing in their room for hours yesterday
no arguments no fighting, just co operation n fun
the twillies seem to incense each other
and they come to me with problems even solomon couldnt unravel
daddy she kicked me
but daddy she took my blah blah
no daddy its my blah blah
etc etc
when doodles carry on
i say
thats it!
or im gonna smack both yer bums
but you cant say that to the twillies…
you have to listen patiently to the endless petitioning..
daddy make her give me back my blah blah
quite frankly
im an olde guy of 52
i aint in the mood for all this gurlie malarkey
i dont care about yer squabbles
get it together!
n shuttup!
all that arguing n bitching makes me feel pressurized..
i just want a quiet life….ha ha ha…with this bunch…?!
so you can just imagine them arriving..all 3 of them
elli, minna and their perpetual argument
it makes me so sad….
unfortunately as well
elli n minna are deep into the goss rags n teen glossy-tripes
if you wanna know what kevin federlines wearing today
or some other idiots favourite colour
or why tom cruise-missile dropped lucy lastic
just ask the twillies
im geeing myself up here…
im so looking forward to seeing em
and you know what
the twillies dont pull no punches when it comes to me either
daddy i hate that silly music
when i put on bobby dylan or pink fluid
no daddy dont wear those clothes..
daddy how can you be tired..its only 3 in the morning…
then theres all the argy bargy between twillies n doodles
different alliances
random bullying
freezing the doodles out when its teenage stuff
all the carry-on you could imagine between
7 year old twins n 15 year old twins
and scarlet…
i know shes gonna get pulled around, pushed about
then suddenly abandoned
well thats life in a big family, kid
thats the bad bit bout being the baby
the twillies are gonna kill her with love
then suddenly lose interest if lindsay lohan comes on
(whoever the fuck that is)
so ya see i got my work cut out for me
its gonna be noisy expensive n exhausting
ok
i think im almost ready…
bring it on!

59 Responses to “the arrival of the twillies”

  1. avatar
    craig1.618 | 10 December 2006 at 8:34 pm #

    sounds like organized chaos……but i bet they all love their dad without question…….you’re a lucky man sk….like ya don’t already know it ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. avatar
    Fandorin | 10 December 2006 at 8:41 pm #

    tricka tricka boom boom tricka tricka boom boom bash bash slap slap hit hit.
    good luck…and strong nerves.

    do they smoke jazz already?

  3. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 December 2006 at 9:20 pm #

    You’re going to have your own City of Women for the next few weeks, Steve!

    Enjoy every minute of it.

    I hope you will share the fun with your readers.

  4. avatar
    freddy mercurial | 10 December 2006 at 9:25 pm #

    Steven,

    Since it’s not too often that all your girls are under the same roof with ya, this might be a great opportunity to co-write a song with all five of them. The publishing credit will be longer than the lyrics themselves!

    “words & music by anna miranda jansson kilbey/elektra june jansson kilbey/eve starr kilbey/aurora justine kilbey/scarlet virginia kilbey/steven john kilbey”

    Scarlet gets credit just for being there in the same room with the lot of ya. Sort of like Ploog used to… Ha.

    Freddy Merc

    p.s. thank god for the bloody search feature on your bloggy otherwise i’d never have found all those middle names!

  5. avatar
    verdelay | 10 December 2006 at 10:17 pm #

    lucky bastard.
    poor bastard.
    lucky bastard.
    poor bastard.

    etc.,

  6. avatar
    John Garratt | 10 December 2006 at 10:19 pm #

    My sister-in-law’s father once said: Having a teenage girl is like having an atomic bomb in the house.

    Is it quite like that?

    John

  7. avatar
    stealthblue | 10 December 2006 at 10:29 pm #

    You have to admit, those genetics are FASCINATING! I just think that is so incredibly cool that you actually get to experience those dynamics in the first place, and under those circumstances. You are a lucky fella, Steve, anyway you look at it. Just go with the flow, baby and enjoy! So, really what do you think, is baby bumber gonna just dominate them all one day? Hmmm… Well, I can’t wait to hear the progress, it is indeed very entertaining. As far as Lindsay Lohan (who ever the fuck she is)is concerned, she should in no way be a role model for your girls, though Disney is trying real hard. She’s trailing right behind Britney Speared and Skankis Hilton in the credibility department. YIKES! Luckily they have one Steven Kilbey for a dad. Well, hope you have fun with your brood! Hang in there, buddy!
    Much love and respect,
    Ben V.

  8. avatar
    Daberhasher | 10 December 2006 at 10:35 pm #

    wow, that makes my three seem like a stroll in the park, AND they stack firewood pretty good now…
    no gossamerde rags yet, but popular demand dictated watching High School Musical with my two oldest fawns…
    jeez, i kinda liked it…

    couldn’t you all put out a literate childrens record under the name The Marshwiggles, in a surreptitious manner of course???
    hmmm…

    aloha,
    ee

  9. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 December 2006 at 10:47 pm #

    CRACK THAT WHIP!! haha

    At least you’ll never run out of things to write on your blog for the next few weeks sk…if you get a chance to even turn on the laptop!

    I’d love to see a photo of the famous 5 we’ve heard so much about (and tell minna zits & bruises can disappear in photos at the click of button!) Could you take a photo and post it on the blog?

    So Marty might be flying in solo on Wednesday by the sounds of it, I think there’s no escape for you now sk…..hee hee

    Take care and take a few Red Bulls too,
    Love Amanda

  10. avatar
    CSTCoach | 10 December 2006 at 10:54 pm #

    Yikes! Best of luck to ya, killer. At that rate, you’ll be aching to go on tour, just for the quiet of it all… ๐Ÿ˜‰

    ryan

  11. avatar
    syrinx | 10 December 2006 at 11:08 pm #

    Scarlet has the right word for all that:

    “Wow.”

  12. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 December 2006 at 11:13 pm #

    Hi Steve,

    enjoy every minute of your daughters.

    Love
    Celticat

  13. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 December 2006 at 11:25 pm #

    Exciting,nervewracking. Sounds like my sisters and I
    Being a parent to teens is damn hard hey? Ratings season’s over so you’ll have good excuse to get movies and avoid the teen tv crap.
    ps get Min some Benzac 15 or whatever strength is required …for zits. Whatever’s in it, works fantastic. Look f/w to reading your rants Erma ๐Ÿ™‚

  14. avatar
    ambnt1 | 10 December 2006 at 11:45 pm #

    Steven,

    I can just see it now: a new reality TV show in Oz, “The Kilbeys vs. Jansson Kilbeys”. I still can’t get all those names straight you got so many kids! Anyways, have fun with Elliminnaevieaurorascarlettwilliedoodlesbumpers.

    –Chris

    n.p. David Wright, “The Tenth Planet” (elegant Vangelis-like space music)

  15. avatar
    THE Bondi Stragler aka Thorsten Wilhelm | 10 December 2006 at 11:47 pm #

    THis blogg saddens me with no talk or mention of urine or fecal matter ………

  16. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 December 2006 at 11:47 pm #

    I have my two daughters coming down in a few days also – can’t wait. Nothing like your own blood and family.

    On another note – received Earthed in the mail yesterday – didn’t know what to expect. Quite liked it, wife said it was nice too (she’s a tough critic – the one that said your concert at the HOB Orlando was the best one she’d seen there) – not a vocal on it….very atmospheric and spacey. Would never guess it was you for sure.

    ed in fl

  17. avatar
    The Bondi Strangler aka Thorsten Wilhelm | 10 December 2006 at 11:49 pm #

    I shit on this blogg

  18. avatar
    The Bondi Strangler aka Thorsten Wilhelm | 10 December 2006 at 11:51 pm #

    All this blogging makes me consider making shit in your driveway. You better watch out , you better not cry, because i’ll be shitting in your driveway soon…..

  19. avatar
    Richard | 11 December 2006 at 12:00 am #

    if minna looks like Uma Thurman…

    and elli looks like you…

    nope – can’t see it

    (maybe if I saw you dancing with Travolta!)

  20. avatar
    CAPTAIN BEYOND | 11 December 2006 at 12:14 am #

    good luck esskay…
    mjnjr

  21. avatar
    CAPTAIN BEYOND | 11 December 2006 at 12:18 am #

    oh and by me way, me will take care of the bondi strangler for you in me dreams, if he shits in your driveway let me know, me will wish him away…
    Ne iko

  22. avatar
    lee | 11 December 2006 at 12:52 am #

    It sounds like it’s going to be life with bells on :).

  23. avatar
    THE Bondi Strangler aka Thorsten Wilhelm | 11 December 2006 at 1:36 am #

    I am a germanic shitter, I have attended all the proper shitting acdemies in Berlin. I am a proffessional scatologist. I hold degree in scatology. I will not hesitate to defecate.

  24. avatar
    JJ | 11 December 2006 at 2:27 am #

    I remember talking to you in NYC, the Knitting Factory gig maybe 4 yrs ago, and you had photos of the doodles. I asked what the twillies were listening to, and you kinda sighed resignedly saying “Britney Spears.” My son at the time was into rap.

    Well, there’s hope. My 16 yr old son graduated (on his own, no prodding from me) from abysmal rap to Pink Fluid – he and his mates love ’em now. Of course, I was careful not to heap praise on that decision. Just noted it quietly.

    All that X-chromosomal estrogenal energy revolving around one male y…….hmmm, you have your hands full killah!

    Loved “Glow Worm.” Wonderful song to close out HOB. Recalling other twillie lyrics, such as “Anna Miranda, I’ve been waiting here, on my veranda, southern hemisphere.” Ah, and speaking of “Quick Smoke”….would love to someday hear The Feast live – great song, shoulda been on an album proper. What a surprise for you to come home to – tomorrow.

    Los Twillies – bien suerte to the Family Yeblik.

    JJ

  25. avatar
    Anonymous | 11 December 2006 at 2:49 am #

    Cant wait to see ya wednesday night! Don’t worry I won’t bug ya. Are you bringing the kids to melb?

  26. avatar
    Anonymous | 11 December 2006 at 5:06 am #

    sk & a house full of females, it’s gonna be fun, exciting, exhausting, you wouldn’t want it any other way.

    Bet you’ll be following the twillies to Bondi beach to keep all the boys away from them.

    Sleep well tonite and have a great day tomorrow (hope their flight arrives on time).

    love t

  27. avatar
    syrinx | 11 December 2006 at 7:14 am #

    It’s the opposite side of the coin that is so intriguing. If my life had been different.. I like to imagine a house full of little boys and dumptrucks/sandboxes and bugs in bottles. Taping up scrapes from mock-fights and learning the rules for soccer. ๐Ÿ™‚

    You are a man much-blessed. ๐Ÿ™‚ I look forward to hearing all about the holidays at Chez Kilbey.

  28. avatar
    mime | 11 December 2006 at 7:19 am #

    O lucky man!

  29. avatar
    kat | 11 December 2006 at 9:36 am #

    have fun, sk!

    ๐Ÿ˜‰

  30. avatar
    a nonny mouse | 11 December 2006 at 10:26 am #

    haha.. forget the Osbournes!

  31. avatar
    eek | 11 December 2006 at 10:42 am #

    Good luck! I think you’re gonna need it. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  32. avatar
    Anonymous | 11 December 2006 at 11:21 am #

    Had you forgotten the universe is female?

  33. avatar
    matthew | 11 December 2006 at 1:18 pm #

    hahahahahaha! awesome…. and I complain about being single dad w/- single daughter…. whatt?? (mine at 12 too – on the cusp of [already arrived at?] some of those teen fixations… eek) I’m with you SK, I want a quiet life… Well, I do hope you all have a great holiday visit together, really. Mine’s excelling at (ex-)bully high so I can’t complain too much… And I guess they ARE teaching her some very cool oldschool guitar riffs!

  34. avatar
    Tokin' Jester | 11 December 2006 at 2:05 pm #

    Congrats & condolences!? My little universe is quite the opposite. Mostly males in my orbit.(even the 4 footers). 10 yr. old clowney males (Nelson’s little nasaly HA HA! in the backround)Rippin’ a gnarly one can send him to the floor in knee~slappin’ hysterics! over & over & over again! Unbelievable silliness ensues until someone springs a leak.
    Besta LUCK ta ya~
    BE HAPPY THEYR’E GURLS!
    Thanks fer the stories Uncle Esskay I’ve been enjoyin’ them.

  35. avatar
    restaurant mark | 11 December 2006 at 2:43 pm #

    hang in there man…you’re definately out numbered! make sure you have plenty of that herbal remedy around. enjoy your family though.

    oh yeah…play plenty of great music while they’re around. even if they don’t like it…maybe it will still seep in and plant the seeds for later. and possibly ooze out some of that lindsey lohan and kevin federline…uhhhggg…my fingers feel funny just typing those names!
    take care man…

  36. avatar
    Anthony | 11 December 2006 at 3:06 pm #

    awww, that was very nice of you steve… you know what i’m talking about. to know you took (a piece of my heart) a couple of minutes of your day for us.

    hope you have a great time with the family. i always wanted to be a twin growing up… pulling the old switcharoo would have been a blast!

    much love to you and yours,
    anthony

  37. avatar
    tHE Bondi Strangler aka Thorsten Wilhelm | 11 December 2006 at 3:17 pm #

    I rise early in the morning to make the shit. I will spread the shit on my body and run through bondi like a german frankenstein. I am a raving lunatic. Soon when they catch me I will be deported. I will be returned to the Fatherland and tried for the crimes i have committed there. Heed

  38. avatar
    Anthony | 11 December 2006 at 3:38 pm #

    hey mark, check your email.

  39. avatar
    set the controls for the heart of the sun | 11 December 2006 at 3:57 pm #

    Elektra and Miranda are high above the world now… xxxx

  40. avatar
    PAGEY'S XMAS GIFT FOR STEVE MY HERO | 11 December 2006 at 4:38 pm #

    MESSAGE

    from ZEUS –> PAGEY

    TO: –> KILBEY

    HERE IS A GIFT HOPE YOU ACCEPT IT as truth AS IT IS THE CLOSEST THING TO true AS i HAVE COME TO KNOW BY MY SOUL.
    THE GIFT IS here in A REPOSTING OF MY blog COMMENT FROM APRIL 21/06 BECAUSE YA MAY HAVE MISSED IT AS I POSTED IT OVER A DAY AFTER YOUR BLOG or ON 4.22.2006. so 7 months 21 DAYS i WILL REVEAL AGAIN. also E-MAIL SK-kh.

    MERRY XMAS. by the way —- THANKS FOR ALL THE SPELLS since TANTALIZED!! THEY HIT YA WHEN YA LEAST EXPECT IT. GOT ANY REMEDIES BESIDES DETA CHI MEN T?} ANYWAYS. OPEN YOUR MIND TO MY STRANGE DELIVERY. MESSAGE MESSAGE, READ ALL ABOUT IT.

    I HAVE RE-WRITTEN THIS COMMENT AND REMOVED A HUGE ERROR THAT SAID THE 2 CELESTIAL MESSAGES OF PAST IDENTITY WERE AT ONCE RECEIVED AND AS WELL I SAID EACH ONE WAS MONTHS APART. I CONFUSED “Kurt Cobain” (amazingly now a little Phillipino girl living in apartment 113 next door – confusion was i meant to imply that months apart was my first Zeus insight. That is a whole another story.
    ——————————————————————————
    —————————————
    —————————————
    —————————————
    FOREWARD

    APRIL 22/2006 – BASED ON VISIONARY INSIGHT, SPIRIT CONTACT.

    97% rubbish 3% authentic TRUTH TOLD – I FEEL THIS MESSAGE fallS IN THIS 3%.

    Pagey hears da good stuff only, dAre no satan sights. Vatican says 97% of visions come from Satan. I am in 3.0% the others are all being bothered by trash entities that dog them around a hell of delusion. A LIFE AND TRAIL OF IMPOSTERS IN EVERY WAY SHAPE AND FORM.

    everything be holy, ALL BE WELL, gOD BLESS THE CHILD.

    Da Zeus Whispered da names said…

    (SIGNATURE trumpet LIKE BENDING OF ALL MATTER OF HIGHER REALM UPON APPEARANCE)
    well I must say AS WELL my gift as a messenger is AT LEAST genetically POSSIBLE (Page Is MY surname) it arrived known in and to me AS I TURNED 36 and I HAD spent many years time in complete solace and contempation to develop it. i USED avs AND EVEN tm AND I KNEW MY GOAL FROM THE START WAS TO GO MAKE CONNECTION TO THE PAST AND THErefore REBIRTH AND CONNECT WITH THAT ocean THREAD THAT BROKE A BIT EVERY BIRTH STEP, CATCH THAT SAME wave I FELL OFF of AGAIN on a shore SOMEWHERE.

    nOT TO DETRACT FROM MY ABILITIES IN THIS TRUTH AND IN MY SELF BUT I still exercise a portion of jester and idiot ALMOST AS ART since all I am AND HAVE EXCELLED AT is a CELESTIAL SCANNER AND SOMETIMES receiver – there is no master thinkeR HERE OR PROJECTOR ACTING ALL THE TIME on AQUIRED BOOK KNOWLEDGE AND HARD set to VIBRATE foul AND IMPEDE the ABILITY TO “ORIGINAL SOUL language ACCEPT” a PRESENCE AND MESSAGE incoming. yOU JUST LEARN HOW IN THE TRANCE STATE AS YOU ALSO LEARN TO REPELL OR IGNORE ALL VIBRATIONS FROM INSIDE.

    Some of SK past very notable history has been told to me by ZEUS’ and his record keepers themselves. I will say Zeus is a SORT OF celestial page with many messengers in HIS company. fLANKED with stellar winds that almost knocked me over, this force moved from all points surrounding me into a direct force arriving at my third eye.

    I had wondered who the heck was SK to be commander brilliant maven of the arts of song in spiritual insight on the human condition – a poet I guessed but it was not with my daily thoughts often.

    ZEUS’ OLD papers flew into me and the ghost of his voice was nonce other than a voice in my mind much greater than the mental impression of a thought – it spoke at once stating the two names together simultaneously (Dante/Joyce) with no gap. It was a bona fide delivery to the messenger from the records keeper of I believe TIMES FROM CREATION ONWARDS. I have received past lives for a couple others in much the same manner of a delivery.

    Now Perhaps let pagey put a sock in your throat. And believe me these two are greater writers than Aristoker, Heraclitco, and Who? I Kant explain. These guys were hacks in comparison. So don’t insult the great Kilbey man with trivial pilloffpusters names. AMEN and SMILE this is truth 181. Also I believe that this universe holds enough diversity of reality that you do indeed get what you wish for or believe. Thus if you believe in reincarnation so be it, if not, heavens abound. tHERE ARE A NUMBER OF LAYERS OF COERCION TO RE-do IT ALL AFTER DEATH. lAYERS OF VOICES AND 10,000 DAYS TO PREPARE. nOW A NEW OPTION, cHRIST 22,000 DAYS ALONG THO AND FINALLY A SOULER COASTER TUBE TRIP TO THE NExt WORLD FOR An EXOTIC LIFE IN THE EQUIV. OF THE sOUTH PACIFIC YEAR 3800bc. sURE YOU MAY PASS A MILLION jews BANKED MOTIONLESS above our earth IN A PLACE CALLED heaven. hEAVEN = seal. aN ORIGINAL STATE OF us FROM WAY BACK TO base, IMPRESS OR MARK PROGRESS OR devil.

    ANd if you compare these two men that I am about to reveal to you as being ol SK you would be amazed at the similarities of their interest and knowledge – know as fact brilliant ( I mean brilliant) reincarnates discover their past selves and often study their past works in a future life to continue building upon their past universal brilliance. For example I have studied
    snoopy and the red baron as much as I could and still I may have stumbled upon nothing, but thats me not him.

    SO WOW, NOW AFTER MY MESSAGE FROM THE ZEUS KEEPER I FOUND THIS BOOK LISTED ONLINE.
    This book titled “FAMOUS POET A” – Modernist Allegory – “Famous Novel A” and the History of the Novel. by Stephen Sicari. ISBN 1-57003-383-8,
    “A major revisionary interpretation of “Famous Nogel A” that connects “Famous Poet A” to “Famous Poet B”.
    Look it up I am sure it maintains both were equallly brilliant along amazingly similar language genius a rarity amongst any men and one cannot copy such a brilliance. Before I found this book (today) I had already drawn many similarities out of the facts of these two writers lives. Even dates and themes and similar life events jump out as Gods way of marking the page along the way.

    Now as I search the web for direct references to both names at the same page there are amazing ties. Poet A studied Poet B at great length.

    OK, HERE THEY ARE. “DRUM ROLL PLEASE”

    Let me introduce to you, an act we’ve known for many years.

    dANTE DA MAN FROM MILL. ET 321

    321 – Yes indeed SK < -- DANTE ALIGHIERI --> I ask NOW WHAT IS COMEDIC ABOUT THE DIVINE?
    Italian poet, born at Florence, 1265; died at Ravenna, Italy, 14 September, 1321. nOW IF FORWARDS IS BACKWARDS THEN sEPT 13TH GIVEN 321 EQUALS sEPT 14TH. nOW NOW THE HEAVENS MARK THE DAYS, THEY HOLD KEYS GALORE IN ANY PROOFS THAT MAY DAZZLE. i LOOK A LITTLE. KIL LOOK MORE IF YA WISH.

    Never, perhaps, has Dante’s fame stood so high as at the present day, when he is universally recognized as ranking with Homer, ร†schylus, Sophocles, and Shakespeare, among the few supreme poets of the world. It has been well observed that his inspiration resembles that of the Hebrew prophet more than that of the poet as ordinarily understood. His influence moreover, is by no means confined to mere literature. A distinguished Unitarian divine has pointed out that the modern cult of Dante is “a sign of enlarging and deepening spiritual perception as well as literary appreciation”,

    The Italian language was a result of the genius of Dante to create an acceptable amalgamation of the various dialects into a masterfully consistent language for use throughout Italy. Now Poet A in all regards almost created a new language, read on.

    #2#2NEXT#2#2NEXT#2#2NEXT#2#2NEXT#2#2NEXT#2#2NEXT……NEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXTNEXT=== = == =

    RATED BEST IN THE MODERN WORLD OF WORLDS, this writer WAS JAMES JOYCE!!
    ( b 2 February 1882 โ€“ d. 13 January 1941) Yes indeed the keepers advised me SK was the great Irish he-pen! aND SPPEAKING OF TWINS 2-2 mIL ET 882. dIED ON 13TH, REBIRTH as sk ON 13TH. sk YOU WILL SEE MORE BELIEVE ME. AFTER ALL I KNOW THIS WAS YOU. accept THIS AND CLEAR AWAY OBSTACLES.

    READ ULYSSES free online here http://www2.cddc.vt.edu/gutenberg/etext03/ulyss10h.htm
    Joyve invented a new language STYLE OF EXPRESSION IN eNGLISH for the modern day.
    This novel established Joyce as one of the great writers of the world. James Joyce wrote a book that was considered by The New York Times to be the best book written in the English language in the twentieth century. He also wrote a book that no one except PHD’s from Harvard can understand. Joyce’s major innovation in the world of writing was to carry the interior monologue one step further by rendering, for the first time in literature, the myriad flow of impressions, half thoughts, associations, lapses and hesitations, incidental worries, and sudden impulses that form part of the individual’s conscious awareness along with the trend of his rational thoughts. This stream-of-consciousness technique proved widely influential in much 20th-century fiction.

    Joyce worked on Finnegan’s Wake for 17 years before its publication in 1939.

    “Seaside town in winter, Iโ€™m trying to write my book Sheโ€™s broken down, itโ€™s raining, I said Iโ€™d have a look uncurling human tragedy appropriately a mystery She tells my story back to me she said Iโ€™ll live this chapter Till eternity”

    Read about Joyce in the TIME 100
    http://www.time.com/time/time100/artists/profile/joyce.html

    nOW i NEVER KNEW THIS ……FROM
    http://www.james-joyce-music.com
    James Joyce the … Musician?
    he had not become a writer, there is a very good chance that James Joyce would still have made a name for himself by pursuing a career as a vocal performer. In 1904 he even shared the stage with the great opera singer and recital artist, John McCormack; and later on in life, after he had established himself as an author, he tirelessly promoted the singing career of his fellow Irishman and tenor, John Sullivan.

    The close relationship between James Joyce and music has long been recognized by his readers, critics, and biographers. Joyce, like his father, was both an excellent singer (with a sweet tenor voice) and an accomplished pianist with an encyclopedic mastery of music of every type and genre, rivaling his vast knowledge of world literature.

    Both Dante and Joyce are listed on this site for believing in reincarnation
    http://www.samsara-fr.com/pionnier-uk.htm

    another book I just found is this…

    Joyce, Dante, and the Poetics of Literary Relations
    Language and Meaning in Finnegans Wake
    Lucia Boldrini
    (ISBN-13: 9780521792769 | ISBN-10: 0521792762)* Published March 2001
    “Her (the author) ability to tackle seemingly baffling and insurmountable textual conundrums in both Dante and Joyce is remarkable.”

    There is so much to these two guys being similar. I am not them so I cannot recognize as much as they could now if they studied the two figures lives and picked out amazing glints, hints and clues that usually exist beween a set of lives lived.

    I am not going to spend a month trying to make a handful of connections that may exist as heavenly clues since I trust my spirit guides and know I have a gifted vision when it happens. I also
    know when I have had a vision of hell. And believe me that one is the easiest to believe in. Failed states, failed people, failed planets enslaved in disasterour aweful writing!!
    Don’t go there!

    Ripley what would you say to all that?
    Believe it or Not I say but truth to be told. Kilbey is as brilliant a poet as any of these guys, has more women, more artistic expression and has finally chosen the Church to express his deepest expression for 26 years!
    I say Bravo. We all know the life of a critically acclaimed musician gets the babes now. It all comes down to an improvement in ones sex life. And the twin factor remains.

    This is a cool dance linking Joyce to a future perhaps musical restatement of The Church in a life of song.
    “– But what is the Church? It is not Jesus, the magnificent solitary with his inimitable abstinences.” [Steven Hero ch20]
    http://www.robotwisdom.com/jaj/newtest.html.

    Bow I find out Joyce wrote a sort of autobiographical book and called it “Stephen Hero” with a main charachter named Stephen. Same charachter in Ulysses.

    โ€œHe was a nice man, but nasty, especially if anyone started talking about his writing. He was proud and very rude โ€“ especially to jerks.โ€
    — Hemingway on Joyce

    CONCLUSION

    “So soft this morning, ours. Yes. Carry me along, taddy, like you done through the toy fair! If I seen him bearing down on me now under whitespread wings like heโ€™d come from Arkangels, I sink Iโ€™d die down over his feet, humbly, dumbly only to washup. Yes, tid. Thereโ€™s where. First. We pass through grass behush the bush to. Whish! A gull. Gulls. Far calls. Coming, far! End here. Us then, Finn again! Take. Bussofttlhee, mememormee! Till thousandthee. Lps. The keys to. Given! A way a lone a loved a long the riverrun past Eve and Adamโ€™s, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.”

    QUESTION????

    Who is the one? Tell me!!

    thIS HAS BEEN A message FROM THE FUTURE

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    ben | 11 December 2006 at 4:48 pm #

    well i feel a bit better and a little less lonely after reading this today. god bless man

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    Anonymous | 11 December 2006 at 4:57 pm #

    ^^WoW ^^
    sometimes you should just say no?
    anyway try: Vivekananda
    Sk woowee
    sounds like a train is a comin
    enjoy!
    jr……………

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    PAGEY | 11 December 2006 at 5:08 pm #

    HEY DID YOU READ ALL MY POST? Complete and utter knowledge for the Joycean scolars to discover! I will leave it at this. If I were you I would have rather been no one!!

    TWINS and SISTERS also play important roles in Joyce’s major works.

    http://www.blogger.com/publish-comment.do?blogID=19171711&postID=116578224969865872&r=ok&isPopup=true

    Pagey is son of Orville Herald Pagey son of Herald Orville Pagey.

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    CeciliaGin | 11 December 2006 at 5:11 pm #

    Wait! nk, ek, ak, sk, mjk, ejk, esskay and how many bathrooms?
    Oi vey!
    Cecilia

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    VIVEKANANDA GIFT FOR ALL | 11 December 2006 at 5:53 pm #

    thanks amonymous, now i have a gift for you all I found from http://www.vivekananda.org, special for Kilbey followers who have denounced baptisms by the sea.

    GIFT NOTE: Goto the last link in this comment here for a link to a newly translated 522 page E-text PDF version of the 14th century “Jivanmukti- Viveka” which guides one to “living-free”. The translator Robert Goodding, Ph.D. has quite an education. 20 years in post-secondary asian studies.

    Who is a Jivanmukta? Which Vedanta texts refer to the concept of a Jivanmukta?

    Translated literally, the Sanskrit word “Jivanmukta” means “living-free”: it’s an epithet given to a person who becomes spiritually enlightened, because only such a person is really “free” in the truest sense of the term. We don’t have to die in order to taste this freedom. We can experience it right here, right now. Such spiritually free people do exist in every generation and it is they who keep the lamp of spirituality burning brightly. The concept of Jivanmukta appears in many Vedanta texts. There is one entire text titled “Jivanmukti- Viveka” which deals with this subject.

    http://www.robgoodd.com/
    “Jivanmukti- Viveka”
    This 14th century Sanskrit text is a philosophical treatise in the Advaita Vedanta tradition by the Brahmin polymath Vidyaranya.

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    Krissythegroupie | 11 December 2006 at 7:40 pm #

    Ahh, teenage girls, they’re ridiculous. Can’t say I’d ever want to be that age again..Soon enuff however they will realize just how effin cool a dad they’s got!

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    Anonymous | 11 December 2006 at 8:28 pm #

    i lay covered in feces listening to magician among the spirits sometimes I wonder if it should have been magician among the urine?

  48. avatar
    davem | 11 December 2006 at 8:48 pm #

    Have fun SK,
    Don’t forget those portraits!

    Dave m
    x

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    captainmission | 11 December 2006 at 8:56 pm #

    ha, lovely reading all about yr kids steve, enjoy the holiday season with them, i’m sure it will be fabulous. my son was into all that teenage stuff and as soon as he hit 17 he turned on tuned in and dropped out of that scene…its strange how it all works, unfortunatly he still wants to be a buisness head even though i said i’d pay for the guitar lessons…What can ya do?

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    isolde | 11 December 2006 at 9:48 pm #

    when they come to you with problems you could try what my dad used to say which was stuff along the lines of: I am sure you will know what’s best, I have faith in your wisdom/intelligence/sensibleness/kindness to make the right decision about how to deal with this
    thus neatly giving an affirmation of belief and putting the responsibility for my stuff back to me
    cool huh!
    don’t be the prize/political football in the attention seeking stakes, make special time with each on your terms daddyo

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    Anonymous | 11 December 2006 at 10:01 pm #

    Enjoy this special time Steve……

    5 Daughters your a lucky, lucky man.

    cheers / Pierre

    P.S Seya at Northcote – I’m excited

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    Anonymous | 12 December 2006 at 12:28 am #

    PLEASE! Take a picture of your calves and post it! I mean, you’re the one who brought up how great they are! Jeez!!

    Signed,

    The Duchess de Cunting

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    Anonymous | 12 December 2006 at 12:29 am #

    PLEASE! Take a picture of your calves and post it! I mean, you’re the one who brought up how great they are! Jeez!!

    Signed,

    The Duchess de Cunting

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    (('{~_~}')) | 12 December 2006 at 12:44 am #

    How wonderful, Christmas and the new year with all your Children!

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    a2 | 12 December 2006 at 1:27 am #

    rebmemer nevets swogging and blimming will peek u 2gether at this evitsef emit

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    thorsten " urination " Wilhelm | 12 December 2006 at 2:05 am #

    Does’nt anyone give a damn about bodily function on this blogg. How boring !

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    eek | 12 December 2006 at 3:02 am #

    Wait! nk, ek, ak, sk, mjk, ejk, esskay and how many bathrooms?
    Oi vey!
    Cecilia

    Oh my Cecilia, that is the best comment! so very true. No wonder SK gets up so early — it’s the only time he can get a shot at the bathroom! ๐Ÿ™‚
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Anyone interested in Steve’s art should click on the SK art site link on the right hand side of the blog. There are a bunch of new paintings up today, and once at the site click on the Contact/purchase page (on the left hand side of the SK art site) to get links to the eBay auctions of the original paintings used in the recently re-issued self titled Jack Frost cd. The auctions run for the next 9 days. ๐Ÿ™‚

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    veleska1970 | 12 December 2006 at 9:45 pm #

    i had a hard time trying to stop laughing at this one. two sets of womb-mates who are as different as night and day.

    you mentioned maybe some photos will be forthcoming….how ’bout a family photo of all y’all while they are there?

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    Anonymous | 13 December 2006 at 5:22 pm #

    Steve … if you were my dad and I was 15 again, I would have refused to speak to you for weeks because you posted about my zits on the internet.

    Of course, perhaps this was a tactical strategy on your part :/

    –km


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