posted on July 9, 2006 at 4:11 am

1st of all im overwhelmed by the sheer number of questions
2nd didnt i say sometime before no anonymouses
or any other rodents
3rd of all
im sorry to let down the people that sent in very kind and explicit instruckshuns
on how to cut n paste n heave n jerk
how to copy to word etc
but unfortunately i did it the hard way
i printed em out…
42 pages worth
and im gonna answer em my way
im rather ambivalent on the anonny mouses however and but
there 4
i will only answer truly pertynant n poygnant a. questions
its a compromise…..
ok

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wow im gonna do it again
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isolde asks have i been to india
no
not as sk
it scares me
the poverty might do me in
or the bombay belly rot
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b bon asks bout my wife n blogg
shes not sure.
she dont read it religously.
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a prince (of where)
says mimesis n gig in melbourne
if its gonna bee anywhere princess
itll be in melby
thats for sure!
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puccifiche asks songs /lyrics/poems
they turn into songs when theres music involved
otherwise i guess theyre poems
not a good answer but as suggested a big topic
but they all come from same place
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chump
was it me??????!!!!
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((‘{ etc asks which past life would i relive
im sorry but i dont really remember enuff to choose
its more like impressions
cant always trust impressions
(and i hope youre feeling a little better, m’dear!)
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mr derby
im gonna find slow crack n have a listen
cos i cant remember
wait there
yeah have a seat
wanna drink?
jagermeister?
its ok its herbal..
now i’ll just go in there and have a look
(noise of hippy going thru record collection)
sighs
exasperated…
hmmmm
theres two legged pete(? a name) and his both ways bet stare
his house down the lane and the life he leads there
you notice hes gone( his gun?) and he jus’ doesnt care
he claps his wine for a handful of juggs
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ap asks for studio set up
studio mus’ contain music, incense, i sit, the door is open, no distractions(ha ha)
i must have all my paints n pastels n pencils in one big mess
so i cant move or find anything
olde pastel dust covering everything
jars with dirty paintwater
mannikin bent outta shape by doodles
books n cds everywhere
ganeshas n buddhas n vishnus etc
got the picture?
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rigid type asks what home studio
none, sadly
none
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imber
been a vegan for 4 years
i was very cruel to insects as a child
i have a lot to atone for!
(sadly)
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anonymous at 956
i met nk in lemuria in about 5,678 bc
we bumped into each other again in philly, 1998
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eldivik in genoa
i would love to stay with you in genoa
italia is an sk kind of place!
but……
i dunno……
hopefully…….
one day andreas
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g and r
which dockers?
(sounds of genuine puzzlement…?!)
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dear megan
megan the vegan?????????
i dont look at chickens and think i want their eggies in my tummy
and although if i had my own cow
which i loved and respected
and hadda relationship with
i would drink her milk…
i reckon the dairy industry is ruthless cruel inhumane
love sk
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imber again
im proud of you my friend
people dont eat MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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veleska from 1970 who would i be
thats so fuckin’ hard to answer…
but todays answer is
bobby dylan
cos i’d have had it all
and still be alive now!!!
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the queen de knees
asks what will i miss when im dead?
reading your comments baby…..
ok
seriously folks
this is another tuff one
jesus…
(sound of ruminating hippy head)
really?
i’ll miss all the knowledge i worked for and suffered to obtain
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richard
coral kingdom was delayed indefinitely cos of my drug usage
which interrupted our project
frank n i will finish it in the not too distant future
franks got some lovely tunes on there
i just gotta do my bits……
(sigh)
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curious y
when i listen to own stuff always disappointed!
so i try to avoid
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mission my fave writer changes day to day
but i wanna tell ya all about an Amazing book called winterlong
by elizabeth hand. money back guarantee youll f%^&ing love it!!!
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anon 10 27
dont wanna be remembered
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anon 10 32
relatively happy
most unhappy on the gear
happiest when im being good
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please wonder woman
cant i have the money AND the happiness
ive never tried that
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pinkgirl asks a very pertinent one
what was my lesson in this life?
my lesson was to learn how to be nice
and im still learning
doesnt come easy to me
i thought being clever meant you could be rude n nasty
it doesnt
be a human being first n foremost
love yr naybor as ya love yrself, baybee
pinkgirl, youre a beautiful creature!!!
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adrak asks ..
dont care for barnesy one little bit
ditto fartnham…
meatloaf…..what the fuck???!!!
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timmy billabong, anon at 1102
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mutant the power of ivisibility
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ra no dont feel badde, olde sonne
why dont you come back with merriques question later???
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derfnam up and moore
you know the answer
the church jam the music n i write the words
OR
i jam the music n i write the words
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anon 11 10
i miss his wicked laughter
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tommy irvin
they sound like the church w/out me as well
sometimes we cant tell or remember who played on what
or if they was playing at all
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jeannie zee
hob was excruciatingly awful for me….my drugg hell
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brien b
i like moorcock, cs lewis, tolkien, mervyn peake
but do check out winterlong
and w. gibson, neal stephenson
dick, ballard etc
you name em
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nowhere man
i reckon for a few years….i guess
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jeannie cee
5 oz bands
gersey
underground lovers
all india radio
augie march
decoder ring
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landru
music is /will always be central to my life
cant live without
love it at cellular level
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larry
2.70………..cash flow crisis
now rectified
(thank you moneygod)
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trout
id say probably never
(sadly)
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noely c
hadda black guild acc stolen in nyc
wouldnt mind just spendin’ an hour alone with it again…
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dr
strangely, ive never timed myself…..!?
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krissy
it was heroes…..!?
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russell paul
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simon binet
my iq is off the graph dude
they couldnae have the instruments to correctly measure it
actually it wassa bout 129 i believe
whatever that means
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joey in chicago
i like the mushies n acid
but they dont always like me…
have to be sparing…
i reckon acid harsher than mushies…
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gavgams
i reckon we nailed block…it rocks
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dreamweaver
i cant tell
can you?
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johnny garrotte
no
they all depress me
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abtom0104
youd be lookin at about 15 to 20 k mister
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renee
i had some regressions/hypnosis
i seemed to have lived all over the place
like…a goat girl in the caucasian mountains…..!!!???
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jax
ive read perdido
a mate of mine had it and i read it as his place
read something by john crowley
anything
theyre all brilliant!
and winterlong!
sk
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padders
todays choice
and todays choice only
hmmm.
what comes to mind……..
christ………..!!!!!/
in distorted haze the zebras graze
is that al right?
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anon at 12 14
im a pitta
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dear einstein
i think donnie darko is a bloody great film
i loved it
and the twillies were real proud when utmw came on
it was even better than the o.c.
i was hip for five minutes…….
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anon at 12 20
i go to bed early dude
10 oclock
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wiley …neither…EVER!!
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couldbe anyone
encouraging daughters creative n individdy?
well
i always critize bullshit when i see it
when they got bratz
well,
there these dolls with no noses whatsoever
i keep asking doodles
wheres their blooming noses , doodles?
till they start to see
absurdity
just a little
give emm loadsa paints n paper n scissors n stuff
emphasise pleasure at artistic acheivements
talk to them about how important art n music are for us as humans
be patient
turn em on to good stuff n
tell em why ya reckon its so good
tell them what complete bullshit make up is
a conspiracy against yerselves…cos most men dinnae like it
ridicule britney et al
just so they get both sides of the story
eg
aurora screaming “this is ‘opeless” in sk accent
at silly girlie vid on sat morning
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drumwill wise
more isidore eventually
1 third way there maybe…
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ceciliagin
i want something nice that i’ll like
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chela chela
the biggest misconception
ooooooh thats a curly one
i guess it is
that
im any one thing
im all over the place you know
im always different
everytime!
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anon 12 39
i try and give em some idea of how i see it
then i say
i hope you never do any of the badde ones…….
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anon at 12 40
i’ll come n produce for 15 – 20
plus expenses
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finn
oh dear
is this a pertinent question or what?
yes
gold afternoon fix woulda been a whole other thing if jpj
had done it
oh boy
it makes me cry jus’ thinkin’ about it….
does that answer ya
(but the songs were still a little under par)
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kris
1 veganism =clearer sysem = better lyricsnmusic
2martynorth
petersouth
kilbeyeast
timwest
couldnt fit seattle in…(sadly)
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trickster
pitch me yer script
ive gotta suggestion for the end of it
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alister
ive always been disappointed that mae chose to
talk out of class like that but lemme say shes no angel herself…
gavin mixed the record yes
but i produced it..
you can hear that….cant you…
some nice stuff
but mae…
wait till i write MY memoirs….
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Anon 102 maybe
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eeeeek! ….a mouse
anon 116
a dolphin
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anon at 121
i didnt much
tho i like rehoboth beach where i lived during a winter
a bit of a sad atmosphere everywhere else
not sks cuppa tea at all!!
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all i know will be played on us tour
thats for surelucky farmy boy
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anon 131 yes
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microgiant
ive read famished road given to me by my dearest friend
j cain
but not one you say
will read if i see
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shuffler
who are you?
telecaster paisley long gone
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pjc
sorry
we couldnt fit it in(sadly)
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sue darling c
1travel by thought
2yes
3oh theres no three…
huh!
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fantastic candy
unless your cd is the best thing EVER
i dont wanna hear it nor have time
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anon 1 54 never
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nice n concise both
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anon i56
i love dub!
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john said
what druid?
i want one of whatever youre on, mate…
1 the lord
2no….but i think i wouldnt mind….
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anon 2.00 any regrets
ive hadda few
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alienc
sadomasochistic sex
wasnt that mick karns third solo album?
as long as no one gets hurt….
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anon 201
got sick of myself
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fan door inn
havent listened to much classical i must admit
would love a riddle orch situation to ocurr
can you hook us up…….??
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fiends thats it for now
more troof 2 moorroh
sk
(phew!)

36 Responses to “the troof the hole troof n nuffink but the troof”

  1. avatar
    eek | 9 July 2006 at 6:49 am #

    Damn Steve, that was great!

    My laugh at the goat girl part scared the dog though…. (I can actually picture that too…which makes it even more worrisome)

  2. avatar
    Cameras 4 Eyes | 9 July 2006 at 6:55 am #

    ACK!!
    You printed ’em out !?!
    Won’t hurt animals but kills trees with wild abandon.

    Thanks for such labor SK! I was thinking all day about how we were making ya work so hard.

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    sue cee | 9 July 2006 at 7:22 am #

    Yes, only 2 from me ‘cos I thought 2 was pushing it! … thanks for doing the marathon, I’ll always have questions.

    I dont blame u for printing them out, I would’ve done the same thing…its hard to read a lot of text online.

    “Travel By Thought” really surprised me as your answer (that would be manic!) but if the opportunity came up, I’d hope it’ll be a whole album… with vocals!

    “(noise of hippy going thru record collection)” HA!

    Thanks SK, hope you’re resting
    x

    PS Have you read The Time Travellers Wife? I loved it and hated it!

  4. avatar
    pharaoh | 9 July 2006 at 8:16 am #

    Awfully kind of you to answer all these questions for us SK, even those posted by the annony-mouses. I must admit I was wondering if you might just give up on the whole idea when you saw just how many there were… thanks for persisting.

    I’m impressed (but not at all surprised) to read you’re a fan of Mervyn Peake, i just read ‘Titus Groan’ for the first time and was utterly spellbound by it.

    Best of luck with the rest of the questions and i hope you dont find mine too banal.

    J.

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    (('{~_~}')) | 9 July 2006 at 8:36 am #

    Printed out 42 pages! Well I tried! Someone sure loves doing things the hard way!

    For what is a man, what has he got?
    If not himself, then he has naught
    To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels
    The record shows I took the blows and did it my way!

    Frank Sinatra

    Sorry, I couldn’t help myself ((‘{~_~}’))

    That was a great effort Steve! I can’t wait for tomorrow’s installment.

    I too was thinking of you a lot this weekend, wondering how you where plodding along.

    I sure like using exclamation marks hey!

    When you made the comment about Bratz dolls (I had a big smirk on my face), I got AI(1) to grab one of her Bratz dolls. She does have a nose, though I have to admit it is very small!

    I am feeling better thanks, and trying to do my best to stop another big nasty growth from happening (unfortunately, I’m in the medium to high risk category of it returning). As chemo isn’t an effective treatment with this kind of thing, I have said yes to participating in a trial study (I’ll be a guinea pig) where I have a 50% chance of receiving a drug that otherwise costs 40 grand a year. Fingers crossed!

  6. avatar
    timetunnel | 9 July 2006 at 9:05 am #

    “w. gibson, neal stephenson
    dick, ballard etc
    you name em”

    Impressive list 🙂 You ever read “The Shockwave Rider” by John Brunner? Going backwards drawing a line of influences of these authors I’d draw it like this:
    Stephenson -> Gibson -> Brunner (“Shockrave Rider” only) -> Dick (Ubik!!!)

    But who’s Ballard? Have to check that out…

    Jens

  7. avatar
    Fandorin | 9 July 2006 at 9:09 am #

    thank you. Nelson’s brother Willy lives next door and i’ll see him about that special topicke.
    thank you for your effort,
    stefan

  8. avatar
    Queen Hatshepsut | 9 July 2006 at 9:21 am #

    Steve,
    Truly impressive! I think your answer to my question is beautiful – I never thought of missing all the knowledge I’ve acquired. Sly devil though – you snuck something funny in there! I knew you would. That’s OK, I wouldn’t have ya any other way. Thanks for all the work and thought that went into answering these and more…you’re a class act.
    love,
    denise
    xxoo

  9. avatar
    Anonymous | 9 July 2006 at 9:22 am #

    SK,

    U May not be an officer but your definately a gentlemen.

    Thanks for putting in the time, i think we owe u a few hours with the family.

    DR

  10. avatar
    CAPTAIN BEYOND | 9 July 2006 at 9:41 am #

    it seems YOU have made EVERYONE smile as you have kept YOUR WORD with answering all their questions, YOU have made me smile as i laugh and cry with every answer, I wish i could make people FEEL the same…wah
    Jon

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    calling down baal and zeus | 9 July 2006 at 9:47 am #

    at least now im “nae’ annon so you should feel better?
    very nice of you old chap what with all the respondin and such it seems youre gettin better at the whole being nice thang. it does seem to be a conscious effort these days here in the states anyways. let me explain the big little brother trip .has somethin to do with your timelessness i suppose anyhow it make a good sense to me . have a (try to) good time on tour sk theres folds of us wish to do the same .

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    Anonymous | 9 July 2006 at 9:56 am #

    I was just waiting to see if ya actually had the cobbles und time to do it.

    i for one am happy just to see ya give
    it the ye olde college try.

    Thats a lot a ?’s mate.

    cheers.

    theglynnisjohns

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    adrak | 9 July 2006 at 10:01 am #

    thanks timmy billabong…
    i couldn’t give a flying fuck about barnsey, farty and shitloaf either- a certain reach for the bucket when their ‘tunes’ make their way in my direction. I saw an interview on rock arena ‘i think’ with you and ploogy and the meat himself- god he was in your face!

  14. avatar
    Brad J | 9 July 2006 at 10:22 am #

    Hey SK,

    I saw Finn’s question about Gold Afternoon Fix, and I was wondering about that myself. I always thought that R.E.M.’s Automatic for the People turned out fantastically under John Paul Jones. I just get the feeling that it’s such a “dark” album. (Probably because a lot of it feels like it’s about death)

    Oh well… Regardless of how things turned out, I still think that Gold Afternoon Fix is a pretty damn good album! (My fave songs: Pharoah, Metropolis, Russian Autumn Heart, Essence, Disappointment & Grind *phew*)

    (Especially Grind! I was so impressed when you played that at Manchester Lane in Melb earlier this year!)

    Strangely enough, I’m pretty sure that Gold Afternoon Fix was the album that got me into The Church, when I borrowed it from the local library (multiple times!).

    – Brad

  15. avatar
    pinkgirl | 9 July 2006 at 10:28 am #

    You’re a beautiful creature also Steve!!!

    I’m still working out what my lesson is. Maybe one day. Hope it’s not too far away.

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    Anonymous | 9 July 2006 at 10:54 am #

    Thanks for your answer sk, an thanks for a sneak-peek into the mind of the one and only sk!!

    Also, thanks for mentioning the author Elizabeth Hand, I looked up her website and I’m definitely going to start reading her books. You’re the best sk!

    Love you always,
    Amanda Prince of Preston

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    fantasticandy | 9 July 2006 at 11:00 am #

    hi steve,it is the best cd ever,i would’nt insult your intelligence with anything less! most people would think our stuff was shit.i just needed an opinion from someone in the biz who i can trust to be honest,ie:yerself,maybye the likes of hammill,bowie,verlaine? i ain’t talkin’bog-standard rock’n’roll here steve.it ain’t girls and cars,it ain’t no heavy metal shit,it makes yer wanna laugh,it makes yer wanna cry,it makes the hairs on the back of yer neck stand up,it makes you question your place in the scheme of things….but–it ain’t for everyone. but it just might be for you.what yer got to lose steve? all good things to you and your kin,have a great tour,andy.

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    captainmission | 9 July 2006 at 11:54 am #

    thank you so much for answering my question, i will definatly read that book.

  19. avatar
    dig | 9 July 2006 at 12:05 pm #

    Very impressed SK!

  20. avatar
    rpt | 9 July 2006 at 12:15 pm #

    sk,

    Thanks for answering my question.

    rpt

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    wonder woman | 9 July 2006 at 12:26 pm #

    please wonder woman
    cant i have the money AND the happiness
    ive never tried that

    SK

    If I could give you both darling I would! Wouldn’t mind having both myself.

  22. avatar
    simon binet | 9 July 2006 at 12:45 pm #

    Ah as I thought, 120-129 puts you in the Superior range. Only 6.7% of the population acheive this score.

    You are in the wrong profession my good man!

    130 Score
    Physicians and Surgeons; Lawyers; Engineers (Civil and Mechanical)

    120 Score
    School Teachers; Pharmacists; Accountants; Nurses; Stenographers; Managers

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    12str | 9 July 2006 at 1:26 pm #

    hi there mr SK!
    been away on a small vacation with my kids.no computer or anything modern in that cottage under the sweet summer sky..
    back in the city i got myself connected to read the bloggs ive missed..thanks for the insights on your composing man!
    heres my Q for you…
    how come you started to play the bass?
    i really dig your basslines..
    whats your influences?
    my opinion is that when you get down into the music of the church the bass is truly the hidden gem, it took me a couple of years to realize that beeing a guitarist myself =)!

    take care man!

    patrik

  24. avatar
    biggle boggle | 9 July 2006 at 1:58 pm #

    Thanks Steve…a tantalizing answer to my question. I still enjoy Bohemia, and yes, it’s because of your production. It’s amazing how different it sounds to the rest of her records. Nice backing vocals there too by yerself. Still a fave.

    Nice one on Moorcock too, have you read Gloriana? He was good buds with Hawkwind and the BOC as well.

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    finn | 9 July 2006 at 3:44 pm #

    thanks for answering my question steve. didn’t mean to bring ya down. I like the album a lot. P=A might never have happened if it weren’t for it too.

    good work. take care. see ya in the states.

  26. avatar
    baby | 9 July 2006 at 4:25 pm #

    kudos to you. that is quite a few questions. and the land lies wilde.

  27. avatar
    Krissythegroupie | 9 July 2006 at 4:48 pm #

    You are awesome haha! Seriously, whatta guy to answer all those, sheesh. Although Heroes..?! Oh my gawd that was so long ago. The Outside album is effing cool, it was his last reeeeally creative work..but blah blah. Thanks so much for giving people that chance. You rock.

  28. avatar
    veleska1970 | 9 July 2006 at 4:48 pm #

    42 pages???!?!!

    **whistle**

    oh well. we appreciate you taking on such a challenge anyway. thanks for answering~~you provided some very thoughtful, insightful, and surprising answers.

    (i’ll bet you’re never going to offer to do anything quite like this again, huh??)

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    Anonymous | 9 July 2006 at 5:21 pm #

    Thank you for answering!
    I’ll keep an open invitation for you, any time you like.

    Andreas
    Genoa/Italy
    andross@start.no

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    Elduvik | 9 July 2006 at 5:21 pm #

    Thank you for answering!
    I’ll keep an open invitation for you, any time you like.

    Andreas
    Genoa/Italy
    andross@start.no

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    CouldBeAnyone | 10 July 2006 at 2:33 am #

    Thank you for answering. I’m sorry that I probably won’t see the Church this time around. You’re not playing in my town and Baby Anyone can’t be left at home while I travel. Seems her dinner won’t reach that far. Should’ve tried bottles, I suppose, but it’s too late.

  32. avatar
    Anonymous | 10 July 2006 at 5:20 am #

    15 – 20 Bucks plus expenses for u to produce.
    Thats a bargain.
    No wonder you’ve only got $ 2.70 in the bank.

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    Dunkling | 10 July 2006 at 11:17 pm #

    Good answers to silly questions Steve. I thought I was obsessive about all things Church like. Did want to ask about Julian Cope in Sydney in 1981. As if you’d remember ye olde Teardrop Explodes concert from long ago. He said you gave him some magic mushrooms that blew his mind on stage.
    Dunk

  34. avatar
    Dunkling | 10 July 2006 at 11:20 pm #

    Re: Mae Moore. Yeah, she also told my friend who met her in the Yukon some nasty comment aboutchya and yer little problem.
    Dunk

  35. avatar
    Melquiades | 11 July 2006 at 5:35 am #

    it appears your anonymous comments are like bullies that have no weight. Fuck the thrice it comes back. here’s to your demise. to your pitiful ruin. i’ll charm cernunnos and leave the maidens crying.

    Sorry for my derisive nature, but ther are some that deserve only the best of our nature. Only the best of our intentions. So, let is be known you are scolded and so am i, but that is how I lOVE.

    trample on you measly insect.

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    heatherspace | 13 July 2006 at 2:41 am #

    Just wanted to toss up a giant thumbs up on the Neal Stephenson mention. I always thought “Half-Cocked” Jack Shaftoe could’ve been a Kilbey character, sailing the sea of a Church verse.

    Rec: The Vintner’s Luck by Elizabeth Knox. Prose is a bit effulgent in spots, but there’s more than a touch of Angela Carter in her angel Xas, and there’s a Lucifer appearance to die for.


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