posted on July 11, 2008 at 8:42 am

46 Responses to “vincent van gollum”

  1. avatar
    Anonymous | 11 July 2008 at 9:14 am #

    What’s next….?

    A talk show…?


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    Anonymous | 11 July 2008 at 9:21 am #

    Nice one. Await the call Steve, remember there are no small parts only small actors!

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    fantasticandy | 11 July 2008 at 9:39 am #

    how did you prepare for the part?
    you method actors……what a bunch.
    what’s in those bloody biscuits?

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    Anonymous | 11 July 2008 at 10:07 am #

    Not as good as when you ran about in the suit of armour in Almost With You. Yes it WAS you, don’t lie…

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    woods | 11 July 2008 at 10:27 am #

    But didn’t Gollum hate the elf bread?? I hope you left some crumblies for the birds. Good show!

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    princey | 11 July 2008 at 10:27 am #

    Heehee, now you’re starting to scare me sk, you look kinda eeeeviiil but I’m lovin’ it!

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    get out of the water! | 11 July 2008 at 11:31 am #

    So Steve, what’s this about a shark swept into the swimming pool at Cronulla? If you’d gone there this morning you’d’ve seen a noah for sure, eh!

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    chief brodie | 11 July 2008 at 11:32 am #

    Steve, did you see the noaf that got swept into the swimming pool at cronulla?!

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    Anonymous | 11 July 2008 at 11:33 am #

    Steve, there was a shark in the…oh…

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    drunk | 11 July 2008 at 12:08 pm #

    fucking hell..doesnt gollum look just like gerty….so many g’s to ponder…

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    veleska1970 | 11 July 2008 at 12:40 pm #

    just what is in those biscuits, anyway? i want one!!!

    lotza love….

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    restaurant mark | 11 July 2008 at 1:41 pm #

    about spit my coffee on the computer screen on that one…hilarious…the voice did sound right though! and yeah, think i’m gonna need some of those bisquits myself…
    just had to watch it again…yeah, you’ve got gollum down though…a man of many talents mr. kilbey…you don’t even need the cgi effects!

    take care man

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    John | 11 July 2008 at 1:48 pm #

    Does anyone else notice that lots of those old Church videos were shot in the woods/forest? What’s with that? It’s come back to bite you again.

    John Garratt

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    restaurant mark | 11 July 2008 at 1:53 pm #

    wow…there’s more. didn’t realize gerty’s bush world was below…brilliant! i’ll privately email you my address or you can just post the recipe for those biquits here…hell, maybe we’ll all get our video cameras out!


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    Anonymous | 11 July 2008 at 1:56 pm #

    powdered newt’s alright.. but you have to snort it for more effect.

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    CSTCoach | 11 July 2008 at 2:41 pm #

    LOL – these are great! A sinister gollum with a bit of the cookie monster thrown in…

    For how many days have you been munching on those cookies anyway??

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    Polydora | 11 July 2008 at 2:58 pm #

    That’s one fine looking Gollum!
    Had me laughing, it did. Great way to wake up!

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    bushman | 11 July 2008 at 3:08 pm #

    I’m amazed that ‘Gerty’s Bush World’ got past my works’ firewall! How is Gerty ? And why’s she so keen to keep her bush? The 70s are over, man…

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    matthew | 11 July 2008 at 3:15 pm #

    (Sound of picking self back up off floor)…Hahahahahahaha…! Oh my sweet Lord, that was brilliant. You got the part if I have any say in it. Nice work SK!

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    Melquiades | 11 July 2008 at 3:40 pm #

    speechless… this a body doooble?

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    davem | 11 July 2008 at 4:35 pm #

    No painkiller and it hurts us…it hurts us precious.

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    Polydora | 11 July 2008 at 6:30 pm #

    Davem, good one!!!!! ROFL.

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    persephone2u | 11 July 2008 at 7:30 pm #

    After I stopped laughing my head off at the biscuit pilfering SK it dawned on me that you do a perfect Gollum voice! If I close my eyes and listen it really does sound just like Gollum. You are good!

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    steve kilbey | 11 July 2008 at 9:51 pm #

    nasssty fiendsss
    laughing at uss smeagol
    wicked wicked fiendss
    we’ll wait till they subsscribed..
    then we’ll kill them my love….

  25. avatar
    knot | 11 July 2008 at 10:12 pm #

    My son Madoc asks “Again. Again.”

    Wait, now he wants my strawberry lipgloss. “Forever?”

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    knot | 11 July 2008 at 10:14 pm #

    Not that your artistic work in any fashion should be compared with my organic cosmetics.

    Obviously you contribute more than making the human visage shiny.

  27. avatar
    Peter Podcast | 11 July 2008 at 11:04 pm #

    You might be interested in


  28. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 11 July 2008 at 11:10 pm #

    All these plaudits are going to encourage Sk to be an actor. Great stuff but he’s an inimitable blogger and vocalist already !

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    Anonymous | 11 July 2008 at 11:20 pm #

    wow haha!! x

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    eek | 12 July 2008 at 12:19 am #

    And for that much needed SK music fix, check out the brand new Steve Kilbey and Martin Kennedy myspace page here

    Four songs/versions of songs from the collaboration, plus some background info and pics. Woohoo!!

    (no no, you don’t have to thank me for the link…just send money. 😉 …to Steve, to Steve…I meant to Steve! …really, not to me…I swear. …but my email addy is eekie@…. 😀 )

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    kat | 12 July 2008 at 12:41 am #

    ha aha sk’s eatin’ jazz biscuits…

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    kat | 12 July 2008 at 12:45 am #

    ooh… eek thank you for the myspace page link. listening now!


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    kat | 12 July 2008 at 1:02 am #

    beautiful charming songs, kk…

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    princey | 12 July 2008 at 1:06 am #

    Thanks for the link Eekie (you ARE the Linkqueen!!) The soongs sound beautiful, I’m so excited by this album too! I’m going to see MK’s band All India Radio play a t a record store today, so I’ll hassle MK to get a move-on, who knows, they might end up in Ohio! heehee

    So where are u sk today? or is it “Gollum” formerly known as sk???

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    goliath | 12 July 2008 at 2:39 am #

    Is this what you’re doing now? I’m anxiously awaiting the new album and I see you frolicking in the woods? Prancing in the bush for these obsessed fans of yours? The ones who hang on your every word?

    Time is passing, man. Please get back to work!!!

    Gerty was funny, I have to admit. But thats enough dilly dally.

    I wont pretend to know your children, but I am a huge fan of your work. Right now Im listening to Heliopolis, the greatest song ever written. Hope to see you on tour again soon. Last show I saw was ULTC tour at La Zona Rosa in Austin Tx. Wish you’d bring the full gear back to the states like you did for Forget yourself and SXSW (saw that show too). It doesnt really matter, I just love going to see you guys live. It is such a warm experience.

    Ok, I suppose as my fave musician, you’ve earned yourself a little “frolick” time. See ya on tour soon!!!

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    Brien Comerford | 12 July 2008 at 5:23 am #

    The Ganga Queen !
    I just saw this disguting documentary. Anti-White Indonesian racists placing an Autralian woman in jail for twenty years because she “might” have transported weed. Indonesia- a haven for carnivores, terrorists and wildlife killers. What a wimpy Australia. Bush and Blair would have liberated this woman I don’t like the latter two but they would never allow such a travesty !

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    davem | 12 July 2008 at 6:00 am #

    Cheers for the link Holly. Much appreciated.

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    Anonymous | 12 July 2008 at 6:26 am #

    brien u don’t have a clue what your taliking about. dont believe everything you read in the papers.


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    Lian | 12 July 2008 at 8:46 am #

    thanks a lot for the link holly.(and definitely, other links, too.)

    I’m really into it; and will keep a close eye on it.

    can’t we just have it earlier, SK?

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    Lian | 12 July 2008 at 9:08 am #

    I mean, not only the k/k presents, but also coffee hounds ep, painkiller and new church album.

    Just can’t wait.

    All is one is awesome. I dont know much about ambient music but hey, I can hear that one is a real beauty.

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    lily was here | 12 July 2008 at 10:34 am #

    Hubby thinks you’re hilarious and personally, I can also see you acting in the vein of Christopher Lee.


    ps thank u Holly, needed the cheering up today x

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    persephone2u | 12 July 2008 at 4:01 pm #

    You’re gonna kill your loyal subscribers? Well I’m just all a-feared now, haha! I like this new and funny SK stuff. Peter Jackson, where are you? Put this man on The Hobbit set NOW!

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    Brien Comerford | 12 July 2008 at 4:22 pm #

    The Ganja Queen !

    A must-see HBO documentary for all intersted parties. It’s harrowing, poignant and frightful. Bali is such a majestic place but its in a very austere and despotic country. They have the death penalty for weed possesion. I remember a few years ago Australian tourists were targeted and killed and maimed by terrorists in Bali.

    On a brighter note the KIlbey-Kennedy songs are magnificent. Holly always delivers the goods.

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    davem | 12 July 2008 at 7:13 pm #

    No sign of the killer.
    So….John G – how’s the little ‘un getting on? Thomas – hope you’re having agood holiday. Where are Gareth in notts and Jen?


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    nickfiction | 12 July 2008 at 10:33 pm #

    I know you”ll never get around to making a painting of Steve Irwin, so maybe a tasteful impersonation would be a fitting addition to your video weblogue.

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    ross b | 13 July 2008 at 11:04 am #

    and to think I’ve always thought of you as Gandalf! …you’ve defected to the other s-s-sside….

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