posted on December 23, 2005 at 9:30 pm

i hate it when that happens
everything happening twice
im sorry for the inconvenience
just woke up
weird day out there
heavy leaden sky
already v. hot
already v. muggy
the kinda day the world could end
must drag mah self to pool
must do mah laps
must wake up
very quiet here in c and a-ms flattie
twillies asleep in their room
the pools gonna have a load of johnny-come-latelys there
i swim every day of the year
even when the water gets down to 13 c
where are all those summer swimmers then
where are all those bronzed turkees
when sk is swimmin thru the freezin’ brine…?
so you can see
how begrudgingly i share mah poole w/ these fooles
they swim fast in the slow lane
the swim slow in the fast lane
they clog up the sauna
and they lie around roastin their flesh
in an off- puttin’ way
its better than chlorine
nassty chlorine, my pets
i should gette going
im just procrastinatin’ now
why procrastinate now…?
when you could do it tomorrow…
im sure i’ll be back later
with part 2
it seems im up to 2 bloggs a day
not countin false starts
i guess i’ll catch ya thenne…

9 Responses to “XXXmas eve, the spirit of tinsel”

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    Spooky | 23 December 2005 at 11:12 pm #

    What a treat I’ve stumbled upon in my frantic foray into internet land. An actual sk blog! Imagine being privy to your inner thoughts and musings, but I guess now we don’t have to imagine. Here I was just checking on last minute Xmas gifts I ordered when I found this little crack into wonderland. What a relief, lately I’ve been feeling as if I’m floating aimlessly through a pool of mundanity so this is a much needed respite. I hope your holidays are magical. Your music is truly my inspiration in the desolate world I’ve found myself stranded in lately so I’ll check back soon for more episodes of sk world and beyond…..

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    Anonymous | 23 December 2005 at 11:14 pm #

    hey sk I no complain but two blogs a day now yeah! u wouldnt happen to have an addictive personality per chance?

    have a great xmas eve.


  3. avatar
    ET | 24 December 2005 at 2:10 am #

    SK – Don’t get our expectations too high. Two servings of whole-sk-goodness a day is habit-forming. Next, your teeming diSKiples will demand dual choich releases (albeit FY, BY, EMD, Jammed, and BWTB came out in such rapid succession that it’s all a blur to me so I’ll count that as a quintuple release).

    Anyway, I’ll keep my expectations at a reasonable level and accept these daily dual entries as my Festivus present from SK (I unwrapped early and was most delighted to find and unexpected.) Merry Whatevermas.


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    Wil-o | 24 December 2005 at 2:28 am #

    hey Kil-o

    Do you remember me saying to you: don’t give it to ’em every day, they’ll only want more.

    You’ve self-fulfilled my prophecy, my precious.

    Greasons Seetings.

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    paula | 24 December 2005 at 4:16 am #

    love,peace,understanding,acceptance knowingness,bliss!to you and all your commenters dear fellow frequent fryer! swimming is the most effective means of opening up the third lung ,a most prized, sought after pranic brown paper bag. breathe freely !sweet prince of bohemia ,in the warm nag champian space of the great illyrian unbound zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  6. avatar
    paula | 24 December 2005 at 5:18 am #

    for more interesting sophistry and/or idle banter go to ‘the.kreenery’blogspot

  7. avatar
    Anonymous | 24 December 2005 at 8:21 am #

    paula i can’t seem to find that address

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    baby | 24 December 2005 at 9:48 am #

    goode tidings we bring to you and your kin ! goode tidings of christmas, and a happy new year !

    merrye all you to you and yours, mr. kilbey

    fromme your friend high on hill
    and no, I in san francisco do not dip my toesies or such into yon frigid brine. no self respecting kitten would do so. i sit by the fire and dream…

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    captainmission | 24 December 2005 at 10:54 am #

    Ho Freaking Ho.
    What a weird day, Zero surf, billion % humidity, aircon kool aid nightmare, alkiline test, consumer shopping mall frenzy, no car spaces left on the planet and sk twice a day. It’s the end of the world as we know it and i feel fine. (except about the no surf bit)

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