posted on September 21, 2006 at 9:11 pm

eggo n the wiggly men up on a salt charge?
midget urine n vienna?
anthony n restaurant mark in atlantis?
krissy the grouper takes the hook line n sinka?
get painted n stone?
johnny garrett says something kinda ironic n pragmatic?
b bon can parlay voo fronsay?
gareth of notts joins love cult?
mr n mrs baal n zeus =hippy hippy shake?
staci grove sits on a log
pickin fleas off the back of her dog…oooh shes a nice cat!
i got on mah knees n i prayed to the sun
cos i knew my manhood had begun…
picture yerself as fool at a keyboard
typing a bloggy and rollin’ a spliff
somebody comments
you chuckle quite madly
that smartarse deserves quite a biff
eve n aurora appear on the shore-a
waiting to take you awa-ay
look for the one with the wiggly tooth n yer gone
killa in the sea with doodles
killa in the sea with doodles
ahhh ohhh!
maybe i am losing my tiny mind
hand shandy
you came n you gave without taking
but i sent you away
my ears arent ringing theyre screaming
every fuckin’ note that we ever played
still goin on n on inside my skull
my beard gettin longer n whiter (the anti-claus)
(sant a’claws)
my handsome face melting in the miasma of years
my sharp mind clouded with time n drugs n argy bargy
my memories foggy n unremembered
my eyesight dimmer not receiving at all
my hands feeble clutching at straws
my ego inflatable dolly
sucking me vapidly into a narcissistic void
my music a dull racquet
enki says hey nevets
its the beginning of sumer
zeus says
what the fuck?
howcome no one worships me anymore?
pan says little to the left
little to the right
newspapers say takeover rumours swirled round stockmarket
birds outside window say tweet tweet tweet
which in bird language means
ooh yer still a handsome olde parrot
dollar down
gold down
all ordinaries down
ducklings down
dont you ever listen?
dont you ever learn?
todd rundgren , did you really sing the cars songs?
on sunday im flyin’ to mellbin
to judge a songwritin contest
jesus christ!
has it come to this?
lovely song, young man
now just to get the words n music
and yer there!!
lovely song, young lady
have you ever considered a career in shoes?
i thought it was a wet tshirt contest i was judgin’….
(hes a liquid)
imagine if my plane crashes
how will i keep bloggin’ till nov 22?
i will communicate via ouija boards
are you out there nevets?
one knock
are you on the otherside
one knock
do ya like guys eatin pizza n watchin the footy?
2 knocks
describe the afterlife then
frantic knocking
whos there?
nevets
nevets who?
nevets yeb-lik!

i dont get it

68 Responses to “demerger”

  1. avatar
    mattdavison | 21 September 2006 at 10:07 pm #

    I think I get it..Bt not sure acctully, wonder of the skys jester of the bass…caller of the spirits, master of the words.
    There is no way Nov 22 is D day SK.
    Will we all be forced to share our
    life trials and tribulations with that horny gurl. I think not!!
    I will have to take over, and that could be a ruff ride..
    Nevets are not ready for such malarrkky, nore could they stand the sufference of a man still yet to catch the passing dream..
    but you Skilb my friend have the dream is the Choich, the place is no void.. It is real it is powerful and It spins our wheels baby! is it just the beginning..Dam right it is..
    get into it ya Aussie pom battler
    I here the bass, I hear TP flam tapping the tune. You have been elected, we are your constituents..
    But only you can decide.
    …..Matto

  2. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 September 2006 at 10:08 pm #

    hi sk

    birds outside window say tweet tweet tweet
    which in bird language means
    ooh yer still a handsome olde parrot

    love your bloggie
    sk
    thanks
    for sharing

    much love
    diane
    xo

  3. avatar
    CAPTAIN BEYOND | 21 September 2006 at 10:15 pm #

    picture yourself as a fool at your keyboard rolling a spliff, hmmmmm,
    okay…
    mjnjr

  4. avatar
    calling down baal and zeus | 21 September 2006 at 10:18 pm #

    sometimes ya gotta dig deep to fill the whole…

    and

    if yer the handsome parrot

    whats that on yer shoulder?

  5. avatar
    mrs. baal n zeus | 21 September 2006 at 10:23 pm #

    mr. is the hippy
    i must be the shake

    mr’s always with the wake and bake
    I supply the tons of cake

  6. avatar
    CeciliaGin | 21 September 2006 at 10:37 pm #

    Playing tourist guide this weekend to two chickies frm Wolverhampton, will have to saturate them with Che Thurch during all waking hours and car trips/skips – although I’m sure I’ll have to add some Devlins to the mix! Because we’re all in love with that handsome devil Colin Devlin and his lovely croon, even though he neglects us and doesn’t have a spectacular blog, beard or bouncers.
    I’ll be on the Haight, but you won’t, just like last month when you were but I wasn’t. The chickies want to see hippies, I tell them their guru is in OZ – they don’t get it…but the will, they will!
    Mrs. Shake please send me some cake and I’ll send you some San Francisco shake, to get the mix right.
    Lost in this narrow space,
    Cee
    xox

  7. avatar
    Krissythegroupie | 21 September 2006 at 10:37 pm #

    I’m a gulli-bull. Hehe. If people talked ill of you I’d get just as riled! Eggo and the Wiggleymen..super cute! They could do an album of kids songs.

  8. avatar
    Renee | 21 September 2006 at 10:41 pm #

    Damn, i’m so fucking behind!
    i post a comment for yesterday’s bloggy and there ya go, postin another one!

    be careful sayin stuff like ‘inflatable dolly’ i have a very active imagination!!

    wow, that would be cool, one big fuckin seance to contact sk,
    we’ll ask you like 200 questions and then you can move things around and throw shit at us when you don’t like the question!

  9. avatar
    General Catz | 21 September 2006 at 10:52 pm #

    Ya made me laugh, Steve.

    I needed it. Ta.

    love,
    miss grove

  10. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 September 2006 at 10:59 pm #

    Think you had too many pulls on the bong this morning. Hope you have trained your kids to pack ’em in nice and tight. Mull up daughter – I can feel a blogg coming on.

  11. avatar
    fergal | 21 September 2006 at 11:57 pm #

    is there anybody (in / out) there?
    ~

  12. avatar
    mandn | 22 September 2006 at 12:09 am #

    Orpheus, the sanity clause has expired
    the vail has lifted and left you indecently exposed

    Randy Faun is enticed and X-cited by such colorful imagery
    You’re teasing us now. Bad, bad boy

    Flying high, and flying high to Melbourne
    spliff splash, no more talk of plane crash

    Nov 22nd, all blogs null and void
    but you’re at number 1 today Orpheus

    will narcissus give that up?

    xo
    M

  13. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 September 2006 at 12:14 am #

    Great way to start a Friday readin’ yon blogge

    Thanks
    Steve

    Celticat

  14. avatar
    all smiles | 22 September 2006 at 12:40 am #

    judge at a song writing contest hey…sk, given your stance and outlook on life, this should be highly comical…aaahh, to be a fly on the wall. how’s getting older and mellower working out fer ya? finding yourself in strange situations, wondering why oh why?
    will you be cynical or supportive, villain or hero? will the street cred take a blow while you’re scribbling notes at the show? let us know…

  15. avatar
    lorrain | 22 September 2006 at 1:19 am #

    Ô Nevets,
    last night, after resuming my viewing of Dark City (a favourite movie about time, memory, politics, sea, sun, beach and love) I dreamed I was with you in Bondi. Introduced me to beautiful people of your community. Despite your efforts, I turned a bit awkward when, in the end, I tried to read aloud the first lines of Richard III à la Al Pacino, who also played Shylock like you. For the words lacked letters… Strange but true. Tonight I viewed the beginning of Excalibur (1981) by John Boorman, who I complimented and told me to remain a child. I wonder to what extent it influenced the Blurred Crusade’s cover.
    Marvellous dreams yall

  16. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 September 2006 at 1:36 am #

    A sea shanty.

    Dutch Pierre

  17. avatar
    qwink@theskatingrink. | 22 September 2006 at 2:08 am #

    wiggly wiggly woo…… the cat loves you.
    Ya winkle swollow, billie binkle.
    silly willy, dilly nilly sprightly….

    He say’s Oh so politely!!!

  18. avatar
    veleska1970 | 22 September 2006 at 2:21 am #

    “dont you ever listen?”
    always, baby!!!

    “dont you ever learn?”
    ummmm……it depends.

  19. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 September 2006 at 2:32 am #

    I feeel anxiety in my neck.

    theglynnis(regurtative)johns

  20. avatar
    restaurant mark | 22 September 2006 at 2:55 am #

    the anti-claus…that’s good shit! and just what would be in that bag over your shoulder???
    nov. 23rd won’t be as good…

  21. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 September 2006 at 3:05 am #

    Won’t you stay just a little
    bit longer?

  22. avatar
    ...being here, doing this... | 22 September 2006 at 3:20 am #

    “thank you
    whoever you are who organized all this
    you know who you are
    you know who i think you are
    but maybe you are so large and immanent
    that you comfortably can wear a million names
    or be completely nameless…”

    eminently ordinary
    clumsily lucky

    things seem to fall
    inexplicably
    from disorganised chaos
    into
    unplanned sense

    never see what’s coming,
    till its here

    words that land
    jumbled and confused
    on the tongue,
    flow through fingers…
    so it is written

    onymousity blinds and confuses
    jangles the wires
    shuts down the links
    so it is not onymous

    this cripple struggles to get it out
    but out it must get

    you’re welcome!

  23. avatar
    Swayzebacon@muffleshot | 22 September 2006 at 3:32 am #

    we are all as mad as each other on this bloggie………….

  24. avatar
    ...being here, doing this... | 22 September 2006 at 3:49 am #

    “we are all as mad as each other on this bloggie………….”

    lol! methinks you may be right!

    which reminds me, in defense of my own insanity, I often like to quote the words of a lunatic unnamed Osho….

    “I may be crazy, but you’re crazier”

    welcome to the asylum called earth!

  25. avatar
    Fly | 22 September 2006 at 4:07 am #

    “The world is on fire
    Your body doesn’t burn”

    It’s the lyrics,
    It’s all about the lyrics…

    But what are we receiving
    from all of this breathing?

  26. avatar
    captainmission | 22 September 2006 at 4:09 am #

    errr ‘we are all as mad as one another on this blog’ = catch 22.
    you can’t be mad and identify yourself as mad, cos that would mean yr sane, however it would be fair to say we are kinda nuts 🙂

    hope yr enjoying the surf mr.kilbey, its been fantastic today at Avalon, mmm, wonders, ‘is there surf in on the other side?’

  27. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 September 2006 at 4:09 am #

    Nevets :

    1. Surely you’re not flying to melba on a Qantas 767 again are you? You must love that brace position. Inflight yoga?

    2. Please shave theat f-in beard off or trim it back to Priest=Aura period before 1. The folk at Revesby Workers mistake The Church for a Willy Nelson concert. Or 2. You’re given the job as Santa (rollin’ a spliff in his throne) at David Jones from Nov 30th to Dec 24th :))

    Paul L
    Auckland

  28. avatar
    Chump | 22 September 2006 at 4:15 am #

    Just heard a cover of UTMW on a sappy american drama called Grey’s Anatomy. Hopefully you got paid SK>..

    Chump

  29. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 September 2006 at 4:22 am #

    Twas a fine in September one October last July. MattD lay thick upon the ground SueC shone in the sky. Pierre was singing gayly, Capitan was in full bloom, I went into the cellar to see the upstairs room. I saw 10,000 Miles Away a Bondi house just outta sight. A druid sat spliffin’ and bloggin’inside it, it’s walls were black washed white.

  30. avatar
    syrinx | 22 September 2006 at 4:47 am #

    Last night I read your blog thought, yeah – a swim would be nice. No salt water, but still nice. It’s late and it’s dark and I’m in the hot tub with my handmade special “pool blend” mixed and poured into a water bottle (mustn’t upset the security). I’m looking at stars, my head laying on the concrete. I’m the only one out there. A fallen one comes right down in front of me. Not across the road or in the hills or just in the sky visible – IN the POOL AREA, within the confines of the fence and where I am chilling. The last little flash and gasp for my own private viewing.

    CON-GRAB-YEW-LAYSHONS! You have been randomly selected for this free gift, no strings attached, no minimum balance, no fee required, no one will be calling you to follow up with our other *fabulous* new products…just this star falling practically onto your upturned little face!

    So ah…thanks for talking about water and all in the blog.

    When I’m up at the proper hour of the morning, at the peak of birdspeak, I try to imagine what the hell it is they are talking about all
    at once as well. WHAT ARE THEY SAYING? The experts tell us it is just relay of where the predators are and what they are up to. Where there is some ez food. Blah blah blah. I can’t help but think that creatures gifted with flight have to be talking about a *little* bit more than that. Who deviated from the migration path and saw Giza this year or something. Who tried to crap on someone’s hat at the Kentucky Derby and succeeded.

    But yes, the one thing they do agree on is that you are a handsome old parrott. And then they make their approximation of “Argh!” in birdspeak. Which comes out like this: peep tweet squeak.

  31. avatar
    syrinx | 22 September 2006 at 4:54 am #

    CON-GRAB-YEW-LAYSHONS = Ren & Stimpy.

  32. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 September 2006 at 5:31 am #

    Here’s a comment to help keep the comment numbers up.

    c escherbach

  33. avatar
    The Big qwiblet | 22 September 2006 at 7:03 am #

    The Manics… U love us is well worth starting with to get ya into em! just like whatever Choichy number fired ya up first…
    Anyone Else like the street preachers???

  34. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 September 2006 at 7:04 am #

    fabjoyous blogge

  35. avatar
    lee | 22 September 2006 at 8:55 am #

    Thanks sk – got that barry manilow song in my head now – why oh why…arrghhhhh 🙂 .

  36. avatar
    Al Renwick | 22 September 2006 at 9:43 am #

    SK ya bass I’m in trouble now laughing out loud at my desk and funny looks from my colleagues

    Hand shandy indeed..

  37. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 September 2006 at 9:53 am #

    you’re still beautiful baby…………….

  38. avatar
    Krissythegroupie | 22 September 2006 at 9:55 am #

    I spoke too sooooon! I luv ya and go on talk yer shite.Your bloggy blog always brings a smile to my face.

  39. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 September 2006 at 10:03 am #

    !!!what? you’ra coming to melby and didnt even tella youra greek friend, who’s beena waiting to buy you a retsina ona the rocks for twoa bloody decades!! Oh well, I may be at the show ona the 14th so we maybe getta togetha then, eh?

    (that was supposed to sound funny by the way).

    Lots of love always anyway.

  40. avatar
    verdelay | 22 September 2006 at 10:21 am #

    FIREPLACE BLUES

    A carnival cast of characters
    Parade across this fading stage
    Of your life
    And you laugh
    To think how much fire your belly held
    Now you can barely hold
    Your head up
    High as a quite high kite
    At least
    That’s how you thought about it all last night
    In the half-light
    Watch the fire sputter out
    Your wood all white as winter
    Cool only on the outside
    But you can still see a little inner glow
    As long as you still have some breath to blow
    Do you rem ember?
    Your wait in gold?
    In days of old,
    Old King Coal?

    hf

  41. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 September 2006 at 10:34 am #

    I don’t get you.
    What the fuck is your story?

  42. avatar
    metal_petal | 22 September 2006 at 12:31 pm #

    you cannot seriously stop this on nov 22. i will have to replace my addiction to your blog with a much more harmful one.

    get with the mayans. the world will end in 2012. you can blog till then…i know you can.

  43. avatar
    (('{~_~}')) | 22 September 2006 at 12:33 pm #

    i thought it was a wet tshirt contest i was judgin’….

    In your dreams killer!

  44. avatar
    (('{~_~}')) | 22 September 2006 at 12:41 pm #

    Damn! You’ve got me singing Barry Manilow.

    Morning, just another day
    Happy people pass my way
    Looking in their eyes
    I see a memory
    I never realized
    you made me so happy, oh Mandy

    Well you came and you gave without taking
    but I sent you away, oh Mandy
    well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
    I need you today, oh Mandy

    I’m standing on the edge of time
    I walked away when love was mine
    Caught up in a world of uphill climbing
    The tears are in my mind
    And nothing is rhyming, oh Mandy

  45. avatar
    (('{~_~}')) | 22 September 2006 at 12:45 pm #

    look for the one with the wiggly tooth n yer gone

    Now stay put and stop wiggling Aurora’s tooth!

  46. avatar
    (('{~_~}')) | 22 September 2006 at 12:46 pm #

    Today’s post was a scream SK!

  47. avatar
    John Garratt | 22 September 2006 at 2:09 pm #

    How did Todd Rundgren and several of us comment-junkies make it into the same blog?

    Yes, {~_~}, this was fun.

    John

  48. avatar
    davidcwelker | 22 September 2006 at 2:29 pm #

    i also heard the buzz about utmw being played on grey’s anatomy. hmm, what board game would i speak thu ? maybe monopoly, being a capitalist and all. nah, i’d rather speak through a board with a spinning dial. that would offer a much creepy affect.

  49. avatar
    veleska1970 | 22 September 2006 at 2:33 pm #

    nothing important to say….just noticed you’re at 33 and i thought maybe my one comment from another computer would put you at 32…

  50. avatar
    Anthony | 22 September 2006 at 3:10 pm #

    Funny you should mention Atlantis… I’ve been saying one of the pics I shot of you reminds me of Poseidon/Neptune. The beard, the hair, the tilt of the head… I can almost see your trident. It’s in my pics section on MySpace, bottom row, 2nd from left. Here’s the url:
    http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=12619483
    Poseidon/Neptune judging a wet t-shirt contest… now that’s a funny thought.
    Best,
    Anthony

  51. avatar
    fantasticandy | 22 September 2006 at 3:30 pm #

    dudes of neptune!

  52. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 September 2006 at 3:34 pm #

    Why oh why can’t i get my message across here?? Frickin’ technology!! It is NOT the Virgo’s friend.

  53. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 September 2006 at 3:41 pm #

    Oh ok, i seem to have figured it out,well, thank you Steve (or is it nevets…wow, back off Dan Brown, there’s a new codemeister in town) for the fun wordplay (we sad Virgos live for that stuff). Was in your beautiful city last week, v. disappointed you’re not coming to Perth (was it something we said?) Travis will be especially crushed. Remember him?? Till we meet again xx

  54. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 September 2006 at 3:41 pm #

    It’s got a nice beat… but can you dance to it?

    🙂

    <3,
    Liz

  55. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 September 2006 at 4:14 pm #

    hahaha anon @ 8:34 PM

    pleasingly direct

    pip (btw: pretty weird blog today mr k – have you gone nuts)

  56. avatar
    Gareth,Notts | 22 September 2006 at 4:29 pm #

    SK,i would tell you to stop tempting Fate,but i strongly suspect you pair are in cahoots anyway!!!!!!!!!!Steven Cowell? ! ? whats that all about?wet t-shirt contest sounds good though,2 of the best things in the world titties’n’beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  57. avatar
    Gareth,Notts | 22 September 2006 at 4:31 pm #

    or should that be 3 things???

  58. avatar
    gareth,notts | 22 September 2006 at 4:32 pm #

    shoulda been titties’n’music actually!

  59. avatar
    ambnt1 | 22 September 2006 at 4:58 pm #

    Steven,
    More inspirational deep space transmissions for the Get Stoned and Paint Show (or DVD), all on Fax label (avail. on Eye Toonz):
    Shades of Orion 3
    Psychonavigation 2 and 3
    Outland 2
    Dreamfish 2
    62 Eulengasse
    2350 Broadway 1, 2, 3

    Temperature drop on dark side of Neptune (minus 369 degrees), space is really cold (not just deep). John Foxx rules! The Cathedral Oceans series is some seriously superlative ambient.

    np: Free System Projekt, “Protoavis”

    –Chris

  60. avatar
    davem | 22 September 2006 at 4:59 pm #

    SK, now that was funny.
    Think there was a technical problem yesterday as I couldnae post.
    Poor ol’ Macca. I put BoB on last night at the mention of the foxx. Very nice. Also had Freaky C out again. Great sleeve notes – really special. Couple of lovely piccies of that ol’ grey bearded geezer!
    Gareth: me & wifey are visiting Nottingham tomorrow & spending the night in the city – can you recommend any nive veggie eateries?
    Love you more esskay,

    Dave M

  61. avatar
    Al Renwick | 22 September 2006 at 5:57 pm #

    “titties’n’beer” this comment collection is becoming politically unsound and will be removed by Mr Bastard who bought the internet for $9 this morning (don’t you read the Financial Times, fuckin hippies?)

    And as for you nevets you’ve done nuffink but encourage the whole rabble with your clownish antics and mesmerised the whole fuckin lot with your muzak. If this was the 17th century you’d be hung/drowned as a witch, no more than you deserve.

    Nurse, the screens!!!!!!!!!!

  62. avatar
    nickfiction | 22 September 2006 at 6:15 pm #

    Dear Steve , please do not stop writing the blog. I will have nothing to read before work. I will be forced to read the newspaper. also what is wrong with todd rundgren singing them cars songs, is he really that broke? Of course we all still worship ya ! didnt carly simon write that song about you …… NickFIction

  63. avatar
    leelinau | 22 September 2006 at 7:20 pm #

    ohmygootness, I thought I was hearing things too, about the UTMW song in the background of Grey’s Anatomy.

    I was *trying* to listen to what they were saying but then I heard the lyrics of UTMW and I lost track.

    Besides I’m half deaf now in me old age from all the damb concerts. What…I mean I wonder who the hell picks these songs for these show’s? I mean ..now it seems like every damb show must have at least 2 pop songs in it somewhere and then it turns into a mini music video. Stupid demographers.

    Grey’s Anantomy is only redeemed by George. And a FEW good tunes.

    But, just WHO was that singing UTWM!?! and W H Y !!!!

    O.o

  64. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 September 2006 at 8:09 pm #

    nevets is the surlaw

  65. avatar
    gareth,notts | 22 September 2006 at 10:43 pm #

    Dave m,can’t think of any veggie places offhand,but as the lace market/hockley area is the place to go in Notts,probably worth trying there.Would meet you but am goin to leeds for another Cult gig mate.Enjoy Notts,as i’m sure maybe one day in the distant future SK and the boys may be tempted to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  66. avatar
    sue cee | 23 September 2006 at 7:48 am #

    leelinau – i heard it was Grant Lee Phillips

  67. avatar
    The eye of the needle | 25 September 2006 at 8:24 am #

    You’ve got to get in to get out.

  68. avatar
    Roy | 25 September 2006 at 8:25 am #

    I’m sitting here on the the shores of Orion.. waiting


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