posted on December 23, 2005 at 1:46 am

seasons gratings
these are the facts
this is the truth
tho i guess you’d call some of this “lies”
especially if you were a “straight”
especially if you werent in on the joke
especially if it was your life that had been appropriated
especially if the conspiracy had taken yer fender tele
and given yer back an assault rifle
especially if youd done the hard yards
answered the big questions
and made some heavy changes
i know it all looks easy to ya
play a little basse
write a little bloggy
do a little beach combing
a bitta pranayama
sum crawl and breast stroke
but at a much deeper level
i am waging this war
you know who are the foe!
the foe may even be reading these very words right now
the foe may not even be a “straight”
its no surprise things are deterioatin’
i warned ya 20 odd years of grunt ago
remember earthed?
well it all came true
im still out here fightin’ tho
dismantling the “straights” apparati
wherever the fuck they maybe
or whoever the fuck they may bee..
i gotta song for em
i gotta pome for em
i gotta fookin solution for em
let them bmws rust
abandon those ivory towers
with ocean glimpses and ensuite
throw down yer suits
give up yer exercise bikes
hurl away in disgust the corpse you be nibblin’ on
put everything to do with yer “straight” job
in one file and hit delete
get yer alcohol
use yer beer to wash yer hair
or make soup
do not drink
give yer red wine to uncle roger and aunty flo
theyll appreciate a good drop
plus they love to get pissed
get yer spirits
and use em to make tinctures of marijuwahna with
now take all your aftershave
and dispose of it thoughtfully
sorry ladies
give the perfume to st vinnies
its hiding all yer ferrymones
and bouys
you dont have to put all that make up on
or defrizz yer hair
an take those tights off
its xmas, fer gods sake
2006 is coming fast
so learn to make handy things
out of olde sheets of asbestos
found lying in the roof
or practice bullfighting
with the naybores 4 wheel drive
impress yer friendss with renditions from the
sk song book
or the idiots guide to sk
currently # 3
on nth bondi charts
or make xmas decorations from the clouds
and light it up with yer smile
and then fill it with a little goode cheere
i have this one already prepared
this is hows yours should be
by the time you get finished
remember not too late too send sk xmas gift
or wait around a scoop up those post xmas barginns
as if i give a flying fucking fuck
im cool with jesus
he and i both know it aint his birthday on sunday no how
they co opted an olde pagan fuckin hol, my friendss
jesus was the 13 of sept or something
give me a brake
i honour that man every day of the year
and i think of him always
yet seldom resmble him at all
jesus aint about religion
jesus aint about this side n that side
jesus aint about do this n don do that
jesus is take it easy
jesus is its ok
jesus is it happens to all of us
dont blame churches on him
dont blame archbishops and steeples
or fuckin inquisitions
or fuck ing witch hunts!!!
or latin blah blah blahs
he never had anything to do with that
sk aint no member of nobodies flock
but if ya read the new testa mento desquidado
if you do actually read it
i know some of ya haver never read it….)
you have to come away thinking
that if jesus was the lead singer
of (insert name of fave groop here)
they could definitely sell out newt town
quite comfortably
for quite a few nights
cos the man had a way with language
and he had charisma….jesus
he defined charisma
all charisma is but a pale imitation of his own
on every level
one of the goode guys
for sure
a bohemian to boot
but whos counting?
go wilde
oscillate wildly
party on dudes
have a simply splendid get together
or whatever you may call it
im gonna have a body surf
and ruminate on
you know who

12 Responses to “on the feast of steven:deep crisp evens”

  1. avatar
    verdelay | 23 December 2005 at 3:11 am #

    Roman, roman, roman
    Keep that beard un-comb-en
    seek…and ye shall fiend)

  2. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 December 2005 at 3:39 am #

    Jesus is just alright with me….

    Rock on SK…

    B. Turner
    Atlanta, GA

  3. avatar
    paula | 23 December 2005 at 4:01 am #

    brushing off thoughts with thoughts is just like washing off blood w/blood,we remain impure because of being washed with blood ,even when the blood that was first there has gone ,and if we continue in this way the impurity never departs.merry merry mass that an idea of a ‘christ’ has made, to all soldiers at ‘the time being’.

  4. avatar
    Darko Flagg | 23 December 2005 at 4:36 am #

    Dear Lost Unkle,
    I hear Beer and eggs is perfect for hair esp in ‘harder’ water.

    Reading the rant suddenly the chorus of an old tune poppeth up- twas this

    ‘Devoted collectors of paraphernalia out ‘walking the rock’…
    Battle and bitch for the ultimate kitch
    of a crucifix clock
    Two miniature romans, running on rails
    Appear every hour and bang in the nails
    I’ve got to have it, Christ, I gotta be the first
    on our block’
    From FreezeFrame
    Godley & Creme

    Picture: A perth gathering..forcefully dragging camels and donkeys off trucks to recreate the Nativity /naievity scene…

    Merry Mass!

  5. avatar
    esskayer | 23 December 2005 at 8:30 am #

    I’d like to dedicate these prophetic lyrics to Mr. Kilbey (like Earthed, this one’s comin’ true, too), and especially to all the “straights” (tho they probably won’t appreciate it or git it):
    “In the year 2525
    If man is still alive
    If woman survive
    They may thrive
    In the year 3535
    Ain’t gonna need to
    tell the truth, tell no lies
    Everything you think, do, and say
    Is in the pill you took today
    In the year 4545
    Ain’t gonna need your teeth
    won’t need your eyes
    You won’t find a thing to chew
    Nobody’s gonna look at you
    In the year 5555
    Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
    Your legs got nothing to do
    Some machine is doing that for you
    In the year 6565
    Ain’t gonna need no husband, won’t need no wife
    You’ll pick your son, pick your daughter too
    From the bottom of a long glass tube
    In the year 7510
    if God’s a-comin’ he ought to make it by then
    Maybe he’ll look around himself and say
    Guess it’s time for the Judgement Day
    In the year 8510
    God’s gonna shake his mighty head then
    He’ll either say I’m please where man has been or tear it down and start again
    In the year 9595
    I’m kinda wondering if man is gonna be alive
    He’s taken everything this old earth can give
    And he ain’t put back nothing
    Now it’s been 10,000 years Man has cried a billion tears
    For what he never knew
    Now man’s reign is through
    But through eternal night
    The twinkling of star light
    So very far away
    Maybe it’s only yesterday..
    (“In the Year 2525”, Zager & Evans, 1969)

    Merry X-mas and Happy New Year to all…

  6. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 December 2005 at 8:59 am #

    You never should have used ….Magic.

    To summon me back here.

    ‘cmon signore BAWN-DIE,
    Give me a break, i whittle me precision. Evoking the spirit of ESS-KAYE, I work me 2 Yobs, I drink me whisk-ee.

    Trawlin’ on the outer reaches of straight-dom. Just tryin’ to get thru me day.

    Narcossis usually does it,
    “Fall in Love” always works.
    Although a decent studio version of “September 13th” wouldn’t hurt.

    But then, you know that.

    Thank you Mesr. Kilbey
    Always a pleasure.


  7. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 December 2005 at 10:30 am #

    all this talk of religion is making me dizzy

  8. avatar
    flowerpower | 23 December 2005 at 11:33 am #

    Jesus despised, hated, loathed those natsy, kranky fiscal lenders who say “just join me in the world of buy now pay later and we’ll screw you real bad”. Amercian Xpress to the bottom of the gutter.
    Amercian xpress to the lowest common demon-ator. 180 new death planes – just what the doctor ordered.

    One day soon, I’m gonna build a big sun worship temple where all the Ra followers can come and divine with sun. No credit cards please.

    An sk xmas blog makes for a happy blogger.

  9. avatar
    Ron | 23 December 2005 at 2:12 pm #

    Jesus and the names of other angels are distorted in the bible.
    These are people who under it all hated angels! Hated humanity! Hated women!

    Some souls are considered peace-loving souls! Some souls are not! The differences are drastic!
    These are real labels that all souls carry because of past drama. For the ones that are not peace-loving it is the result of their own doing over lifetimes. They have certain conditions while being on the planet.

    There are some souls who are no longer here because of the past and their history. They have unlearned everything.

    We have amongst the gatekeepers who visit here. The negative universe little-kings, you know them.
    One who actually danced in the ARENA

    And I wouldn’t kid ya.
    These things then(it’s all I can call them) were so evil! They hated all real angels(Jesus included) and were relentless in their mission to destroy his name. They had their own set of angels for everyone to find and cherish. The ones that don’t exist….
    For example here is one. Steve your gonna laugh!

    Geity. It isn’t a real angel. It was touted as one though and with great effort. Many speeches, festivals, books and whatnot dedicated to it. This one supposedly gave off supreme female energy. The kind that no one could resist. It’s sexual energy would make anyone a goddess in the sack!
    Oh no!

    Appa is another one. It wasn’t real but you couldn’t tell them that. For them this angel supposedly gave off superior male energy! The kind that could charm anyone at the highest level.
    At any level it wasn’t real.

    The gatekeeper who visits here and writes anonymously wrote 15 books of fake angel/spiritual shit back in the day of the area. He even danced in the arena wearing the garb. Even kissed the feet of that thing. More than once.
    Oh no!

    The evil thing about gatekeepers is that they know that angels are real. They search and search in the dark for the greatest powers to give them gifts of whatever.

    I wouldn’t worry though because they always get past histories wrong! They never see themselves or others or events in the correct way!

    Crisps, you know exactly what you are. You may be past serving the devil and onto something else this lifetime but don’t let that stop you.

    The devil isn’t real. He never was an angel.
    There was a prophet in the past who called himself this but I wouldn’t worry about him as he didn’t have it right either. He was quite wrong to say the least.

    Crisps, you are not considered a peace-loving soul and there are a few others here that visit this blog that are that way too.
    This means he and others like him are lucky to have any agreements(or contracts) with anyone that is peace loving.
    You can be sure that you don’t have any with me now and never will. There will never ever be another time either!
    I know that others are doing the same!

    What I will do is that I will tell every soul I have ever know throughout history(too many to count) about you and these other gatekeepers that try to wreck this good mans blog and the hearts of other good hearted people who visit here.

    Remember peace-loving souls have respect with other peace-loving souls. They have agreements(contracts) with each other in many ways.

    You will understand that the economy reality will be affected in ways you can‘t imagine yet!

    And to the other gatekeepers. You all belonged to opposing ARENAS back then. The motives were the same.
    Just different clothes.

    There are other people on this planet who remember the real past you know.
    Gatekeepers you can’t stop it
    no matter how hard you try.
    Others are bound to remember too.

    Steve is a peace-loving soul. He never made life miserable in the past. He never said technology was evil! He never preached the joys of false creators and false angels!

    Just think there are female angels in disguise on this planet somewhere. Oh the joy!
    They must be goddesses too! With all that female beauty and feminine beauty!

    You gatekeepers can’t stop them!

    Never could!

    Even if you burned books about them
    Even if you burned pictures of them
    Even if you sang songs and wrote poems against them
    Even if you held hands on the streets with each other and wore whatever
    Even if you cried all those tears and got on your knees in the streets
    Even if you taught your sex lessons in all your temples
    Even if you wrote all your lousy books
    Even when you tried and tried

    It didn’t work!

    Everyday people find happiness. They take joy in living and having a good pastry. They listen to music. They fall in love. They drive cars and see the sunshine. They have good feelings. They see friends and talk on the phone. They create art and delight in it so. They watch movies like fletch or stripes. They laugh and have a glass of soy milk. They smell roses. They bake biscuits. They have a good time!

    It goes on and on.

  10. avatar
    captainmission | 24 December 2005 at 6:46 am #

    Waves in Bondi?
    Newport Avalon and Palm Beach are pretty flat.
    We have used all sorts of strange spells, incantations, visualizations, sacrifices, rituals and quantum shit to manifest a few, but nothing, not even a ripple.
    Waves to Bondi

  11. avatar
    Anonymous | 28 December 2005 at 7:59 pm #

    Christianity and all other religions are just fairy tales. Religion is a tool used to control the masses. God is in all of us.

  12. avatar
    starwell99 | 29 December 2005 at 1:29 am #

    The form behind the shadowy myths
    The light behind a million stars
    The face others can but portray

    The certainty that all this will
    be remembered.

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