posted on August 21, 2007 at 2:45 am

the leader of the oppos
in australia
caught at a strip club in 2003
“it was only the 2nd time in my life i was drunk!” he says
yeah sure
jus’ like all of ’em
and you never inhaled the dope
or actually “had” sex with the woman
or took the bribes either
or said we should go to the war in iraq
do people believe this shpiel?
cant they take it square on the double chin
and say
yeah i get drunk n go to strip clubs…
do we have to have these pathetic bullshit excuses?
now me
i never been drunk in a strip club
i only been in strip clubs 2 or 3 times in my life
and i never really been drunk ever
knocking back beers n watching some bint get undressed for money
it seems tedious
i mean if it was smoking dope
n the chicks were doing it cos they actually wanted to…
i mean thats more interesting i suppose
but the thought of doing it for money cancels out any enjoyment
that goes for justa bout anything i can think of
imagine that….
i never been to a brothel
they should be paying me…..!
same with music too….
if you do it for the money n money only
well…it shows…
dont you wanna know yer performers are there cos they love it
dont you wanna know the artist painted it for the hell of it
not for money?
youll soon pick up on which way it is
or the ratios of money versus love
we have to conclude that our nic
is doing it for the love
because she must be so rich she doesnt need anymore dough
the politicians want the money AND the power
except the ones who already got the money
like our mal
and power…
well baybee
its like heroin
you can never get enough
always leaving you desperate for more
but our kev the oppo leader
he must be pinching himself
an ordinary little fellow like him
becoming the p.m. of orstrayliah
and then
the drinkin’ in strippin’ rear their ugly heads
now the question you gotta ask , is
can a risque olde roue who likes booze n boobs
still be a good prime ministah?
are the 2 mutually exclusive?
i lose more respect for the geezer with his tepid denials
“i was too drunk to remember”
than if he said
“look i like a drink
i like a bit of naked crumpet
now lets get the fucking boys home from iraqi-nam”
but we already feel fooled before he even gets in
does mrs oppo leader agree?
i reckon
that the electorates opinion is this:
wine women n song is ok
as long as you get us outta the war
and did something about the global doo dah…
i ask the universe out loud
couldnt your humble scribe be prime minister
i am better looking than either candidate
im fitter
i can play a guitar n sing
i’d look better in an expensive suit by a mile
im much much more eloquent n charming
i speak a bit of swedish (i bet neither of them can)
i have no brothel/strip club past to hide
no drinking problem…or gambling
or wife bashing
no dark fascist/communist/terrorist past
ive never ripped of the tax payers (that much)
no drink driving
no violence outside nightclubs
no criminal connexions
except for that one time in new york
they got me
it was a mistake…
i was…..innocent
i never took drugs ever ever ever
well not after my rebirth into the church of man, love
well not many times
a few
i deeply regret it all now
it wasnt really me
it was me….
but somehow it wasnt
im squeaky clean now
i never did nothin’ ever
cant the tb be the pm?

91 Responses to “sobriety”

  1. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 3:38 am #

    having said all that, I wouldn’t mind seeing my wife dance naked to Celebration of the Birthday of the Elephant God…

  2. avatar
    damien | 21 August 2007 at 3:43 am #

    Kevin Rudd. . . what can I say?

    Who cares if you go to strip clubs? Just don’t be a pussy about it and say it was “a mistake” or that you were “too drunk to remember”.


    You would always have my vote, SK. I might not agree with some of your politics but at least you’re sincere and couldn’t make things any worse!

  3. avatar
    isolde | 21 August 2007 at 3:55 am #

    how much?

  4. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 3:58 am #

    Oh! You make me laugh with your indefatigable,


    Rockers in politics CAN be done. I’m keeping my eye on my local memeber PG and waiting for him to reveal what a principled, honest and intelligent man can achieve in the pig pen of Australian Federal politics.


  5. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 4:02 am #

    With the scag, just say- “yeah,I had some but never actually pressed the syringe in.” Apart from my vote you’ll surely pick up a few more with that standard pollies admission.

  6. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 4:06 am #

    ain’t nothin like doin’ somethin’ for the love of it!…/cwx

  7. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 4:12 am #

    Oh yes, you would be as perfect as Gavin Newsome. I mean look at him, really look! He’s very cool, he’s got the looks, the attitude: he drinks (drank), does (did) drugs, had an affair, been divorced. Well, he’s got it all man! Really who cares? Well, there’s some opposing parties that don’t really have much.

    But seriously, he’s the best Mayor of San Francisco ever with 80% popularity, better than Clinton! The Getty’s put him up there and the first thing he did to repay them was fix the Galleries and Museums: The De Young, The SFMOMA and The Legion of Honor. Then he did what he promised, to help the Bay View and the homeless (well it’s ugly). He’s getting some turbines going under the Bay Bridge for energy…

    Every time I visit a government agency, there’s he is pictured with whomever works in that office! The young girls love this!! “Look, it’s me ‘n Gavin- he visits all the time.”

    Surely you have someone like the Gettys to back you up? You have the community..


  8. avatar
    veleska1970 | 21 August 2007 at 4:12 am #

    i’d vote for you. at least you’re honest.

    so….when’s the election again?

  9. avatar
    andmoreagain | 21 August 2007 at 4:18 am #

    Best line yet, “they should be paying me!” Har har har! God yeah, I wish we had someone with some character and some rough edges in power here in Canadarm. Yikes, Stephen Harper’s practically a robot. Not like the olde days with Pierre Trudeau and Maggie and the Stones. Viva Killa!

  10. avatar
    the dean | 21 August 2007 at 4:31 am #

    once upon a time, a long time ago, in a mythical land there laboured a party that had morals, ideals and other archaic notions. They were accountable to the people who made up their number and imagined a utopia for the the tried man……as I said, once upon a time, a long time ago

    vote for the greenies

  11. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 4:41 am #

    I think it’s hysterical…the things they drag up and out as…NEWS?….and the order of priority? ….a few years ago,I remember watching the news…item 1 was the new bridge opening up here…item 2 was a house fire in the burbs,where no one was hurt…and then about 6th down the line was….Oh yeah…and um a batch of bubonic plague infected lab rats have escaped {somewhere in the US}..mmmm..SK talk to them about relevancy{you could call your party the “Relevancy {birthday} party”…and I’m afraid?a lot of the frequenters of strip clubs,are under the sadly mistaken belief that they are in with a chance !?%^@#! if a politician is as misguided as we really want em running the country?..good luck to him though!jeepers,who do ya vote for?the mickey mouse party or the goofy party?and which of the bigger parties are getting a lap dance from the smaller parties? would be a spectacular PM…but then we all wouldn’t have as much time to “play”with you,and the music would miss ya!…have a lovely day Sir!…love,as always,gen xxxxx

  12. avatar
    love.... | 21 August 2007 at 4:52 am #

    “they should be paying me…..!” – hilarious! 🙂

  13. avatar
    The Iconaclast | 21 August 2007 at 4:55 am #

    I wonder as Kev was sitting under the pole dancing stripper he hummend a bit of Under the Milkyway Tonight…if youse get wot i meen!… Ha!

  14. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 5:01 am #

    hello genx, just want to say hello, you are much loved and I’m on my best behavior!


  15. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 5:24 am #

    Ok sk, one stuff-up in 52 years aint too bad, I’d vote you in. (but do you realise you’d have to give up your daily morning dip in the ocean and replace it with powerwalking in a daggy gold and green tracksuit with a News crew filming your trip-ups on the way every morning??? Think about it!!)
    Love and power to you ttb,

  16. avatar
    the Governor General | 21 August 2007 at 5:25 am #

    That would be a new experience? A bad polli?how appalling does the behaviour have to be before they get sacked?…SK for PM*

  17. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 6:04 am #

    hello,my precious AA….there are a few naughty,cheeky comments here today,so I suppose we can be forgiven for having a little bit of a *love in*… xxxooo..see you on the flipside gorgeous one!…love,gen x

  18. avatar
    verdelay | 21 August 2007 at 6:38 am #

    Poor Cuddly Ruddly

    I know what middle Australia is thinking:

    “Well, the economy is rooted, deep down ‘cos of all that greed and speculation and capitulation to corporate caprice over the past ten years; and the planet is knackered on account of all that greed etc., too; and hundreds of thousands of innocents are dying because of our misplaced imperial ambitions and that little invasion we went and did; and the poorest of the poor in this country and the aboriginals and that, they’re still poor and dying young and marginalised; and all those people who drowned off the coast…and the ones we put in concentration camps, that wasn’t really very nice; and there’s all the hypocracy, all the bare-faced lies and cynical political machinations and misrepresentation and taking us all for a bunch of mugs for more than ten years….all of it was government policy under John Howard. Every last bit of it was deliberate, calculated, planned….

    … hmmm. Well, I didfancy a bit of a chance but that nice Cuddly Ruddly went and got drunk (in New York!) and might have touched a lady’s bottom….

    …so nah, fuck that: more of the same, thanks Mr. Howard”.

  19. avatar
    kat | 21 August 2007 at 6:46 am #

    no naked crumpet, sk?! he he. thanks for putting a smile on my face.

    ya, surely the tb can be pm. but i don’t think it would be your cup of tea ;]

  20. avatar
    Thelonious | 21 August 2007 at 7:29 am #

    SK, why would you even think jokingly about wanting to join that rabble? Politicians smoliticians I wouldn’t feed any of them nor give them any mind. They are all as useless as the rest, lying, cheating,scheming bastards. I won’t get started..

  21. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 7:36 am #

    Steve, I just read yesterday’s blog in which you referred to Roxy Music, and I was wondering whether your favourite music is always this cool (Bowie, Eno, etc.)? C’mon, let’s read about some of your guilty pleasures, Steve! I’ll bet you have a little bit of John Denver and Dan Fogelberg on that ipod of yours…he he! Thomas Thomsen, Denmark.

  22. avatar
    vowta | 21 August 2007 at 7:43 am #

    when ya get it…ya blow me away!…and YOU actually get it?!* on the contrary,I believe that it must be MY birthday! 0.00001% actually get it!…Man! YOU have my vote!

  23. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 8:09 am #

    funny, Mr. K. + right on the nose

    luv’ cracka

  24. avatar
    isolde | 21 August 2007 at 8:12 am #

    Topic: slotting, frotting and party plotting

    first point:
    kev & swedish no
    kev & mandarin yes

    second point:
    in case you were thinking the story about the strip club was a liberal party smear campaign think again its obviously an inside job yes its a labor party smear campaign to make kev look like a regular bloke and to counteract any hint he may not be a regular bloke if you know what I mean and I’m sure you do

    third point:
    B.B I have heard from very reputable sources that P.G. leers lasciviously at semi naked beach crumpet disporting themselves in the electorate so best cover up when you next toddle down for a paddle

  25. avatar
    Olde Amps | 21 August 2007 at 8:23 am #

    SK in politics?? Go for it Druid…I’d vote for you in a shot.

    Just don’t go the way of that hypocrite Peter Garrett…feckin’ wanker selling off Tasmania’s forests and supporting Labor’s nuke policy.

  26. avatar
    MATTDAVISON | 21 August 2007 at 8:44 am #

    who fuccin cares..

    run for it sk.. they wouldn’t buy you.. Iam affraid the planet is full of …regretful,selfish,over/underindulged wankers / wankeressess!!! and the like…..

    Arrrr, I am so over the possibilities the impossiblities.

    I just wanna get the film made
    never watch the useless idiots on the news
    Fuc off somewhere
    hear good music
    and hope all the shite goes away

    bye bye
    info mercials
    girl mags (not the funcky ones though)
    silly bitches that try to control men
    men that try to control men
    men!!! who look sideway’s
    sellers.. that aint selling something they have made.
    all round self important cu*ts
    sorry sk! I know that word is bad but”
    war on terror (oh please!!!)
    religious bullshit
    bent & twisted people
    verbal poison
    art wankers
    big buisiness
    john gray
    feminist newbies
    teenagers without respect
    old grumpy closed minded waste’s of air
    bad use’s of tax
    crap music ( we all know)
    Rupert murdock”
    cunt shares my b-day!!
    slave drivers
    cocksuccers.. not the homosexual,ones
    ……………u can all F 0FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!


  27. avatar
    daniel12 | 21 August 2007 at 9:07 am #

    Oh come on Nevet’s
    Do you tell your wife about every
    crumpet you’ve flirted with on the road?. Have you never admired some lovley lass on Bondi Beach ?.
    No it dosen’t mean your dishonest
    or even sleazy, It just means your a guy. Were just wired that way, Any guy who says otherwise is lying,unwell or gay. I’ve never cheated on a girlfriend in my life but certainly enjoy a vizzy of a fit scantily clad woman.
    If we stopped expecting monk like sexual morality from our polititians the world would be better place.
    Just imagine if the Monika Lewinski affair was left as a private issue for Bill and Hillary to sort out. Al Gore’s election win would have been uncontestable.
    George Bush would be kickin back on the ranch and we wouldn’t be at war in Iraq. Hundreds of thousands of people would still be alive. Many many more wouldn’t be missing bits and over 200 Billon Dollars could be spent on something more worthwhile. This whole dumb ass war might yet herald the end of western civilization as we know it. And just think. It wouldnt have happened if some guy hadn’t let his intern play with his doodle. Perhaps Bills job was a bit stressfull. Maybe he wasnt gettin any at home, It wasn’t our busness,He didnt sign up for Springer.Yeah so he fibbed, It’s not something i’d fell comfortable disscussing on tv to the world either.
    Back to Naughty Kevin.
    As Bob Brown pointed out the other day. ‘What was sober John Howard doing when too much to drink Kev popped into a titty bar 4 years ago?’.
    Thats right he was sending our country to war on false intelligence. “but we didn’t know it was false” Oh bollocks. Andrew Wilkie resigned in protest.
    If this country votes G W mini me in for another three years over this god help us all.

    Re: “I speak a bit of swedish (bet neither of them can)”

    Sorry Nevets but Kevin Rudds studied language and he speaks Fluent Chinese. After this Iraq fiaso runs it’s course a Chinese speaking PM could be a valuble assett. I dont think the new world order is going to be quite like the neo cons planned.

  28. avatar
    Faye | 21 August 2007 at 9:15 am #

    You got nothing to fear there,SK!…You’re way exceeding the levels of: handsome,intelligent,talented,and honourable man-/ to be a polititian anyway! ..then there’s all of that P.C. and hipocracy malarky! …. gsheeeesh ,that’d be a nightmare!! XO

  29. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 9:28 am #

    My dear Isolde –

    On the related topic of beach lasciviousness – I suspect I’ve been called many things on the beach….but never ‘crumpet’. If you have concrete evidence of PG’s behaviour (heresay should be fine) I suggest you call the SMH so he can be exposed! (pardon the pun)

    And. SK. I laughed again as I read this diatribe…particularly your revelatory approach to brothels.


  30. avatar
    eek | 21 August 2007 at 9:46 am #

    That last section had me rolling! Too funny.

    You certainly couldn’t fuck up any worse than the current crop of morons (faint praise, I know), and press conferences would be a hoot. Plus I bet you would look might spiffy in an expensive suit. I’d vote for you, devil squirrel. 🙂

  31. avatar
    Kevvy Rudd | 21 August 2007 at 9:47 am #

    to Johnny Howard:”Tit’s a lovely day…Breast ever!”

  32. avatar
    paul lightfoot | 21 August 2007 at 9:56 am #

    I wonder if Malcolm Turnbull gets drunk at strip clubs?? :))

  33. avatar
    paul footlights | 21 August 2007 at 10:06 am #

    Like The Saints, I don’t understand strip clubs, or lap dances. $120 (apparently) for some naked bint to pounce her muff on & off your knee. The directors of my company visit them regularly so they tell me. No thanks.

    Gimme Elephant List anyday.. and it’s f-ing free. :)))

  34. avatar
    paul footlights | 21 August 2007 at 10:10 am #

    Oh.. and our opposition leader John Keys has come out today (in support of Kevin Rudd obviously) and said he too visited strip clubs and got drunk 2-3 times, albeit 20 or so years ago, in his youth.

  35. avatar
    spotted dick | 21 August 2007 at 10:37 am #

    I would pay for sex cos i’m so physically repulsive and personally repellant that no woman will ever willingly fuck me. Trouble is, they check out yer dick beforehand these days and the ol’ cock’s covered in dozens of tiny sebacious cysts, so even the working girls wouldn’t have me.
    I love my life…

  36. avatar
    The Stripper | 21 August 2007 at 10:42 am #

    “ohSo you’ve run out of CA$H?…I’ll bend over…and you can swipe your credit card!”

  37. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 11:09 am #

    AA..that was a bit cheeky? ha ha! xxx

  38. avatar
    Shazza tha strippa | 21 August 2007 at 11:29 am #

    “Oim nawt a zotic densa..oi rarver saiy thet oi flash moi gash for cash,thenks mate”

  39. avatar
    lily was here | 21 August 2007 at 11:43 am #

    Yes, he can. Im happy we live in the lucky country .. where you or I COULD be PM. Id vote for you over Elmer Fudd anyday because I dont think you could lie to save yourself but I’d be a bit worried about the credentials of your Cabinet members at the Ministry of Spacerock LOL I’ve even got your campaign slogan :

    “Vote for Killer, the Peaceful candidate”

    So tell us about a more interesting Club.. the Passion Club …you and Ed Kuepper?!

    Sue x

  40. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 11:47 am #

    ‘they should be paying me’?????…have you learned some mystic eastern secret through your meditation or something that transports your sexual partner to the next astral plane…DO TELL, DO TELL!!!!!
    …as for you being pm, don’t do it…you only have to look at how quickly people age when they get into that kind of position…the stress would fucking kill you, steve…
    love always
    -The Hellbound Heart

  41. avatar
    lily was here | 21 August 2007 at 11:48 am #

    Isolde, Id bet it wasnt any of the parties, just the media digging around for old fossils 🙂

    And bear a thought for Peter Andren, a good man, who has sadly stepped down from politics this week to battle cancer.

  42. avatar
    daniel12 | 21 August 2007 at 11:52 am #

    I must admit as un PC as it is i have been to a strip club.
    This euro traveller housemate i had decided to take up pole danceing to pay the rent. She kept asking me and my other housemate to see her show.
    We thought watching a housemate strip in a Kings X clup would be a bit weird so we kept making excuses. However one night we had a few drinks and when asked again decided oh what the hell.
    We went to this club and it was even sleazier than I’d expected. The dancers were kinda crap and mosly seemed like suburban girls from the wrong side of the tracks, some did really dirty dances too.The guys were equally sleazy looking and we looked and felt very much out of place. Highlighting this was that my accompaning plutonic housemate was the only girl there who wasn’t working. We spent our time commenting on how sordid the place was as we both put on high brow fronts of dissinterest and mild embarressment. Not long after our housemates dance we said goodby and left. With hardly a word we jumped into a cab went home and shagged on the loungeroom floor.
    The next day we just carried on as if nothing had happened. Were still good freinds but we’ve never spoken about it since. She’s not my type and i’m not her’s. But such is the irrational power of booze mixed with sleaze.
    But no one got hurt ,no careers were ruined and only concenting adults were involved. I certainly dont regret it but then i’m not a polititian.
    Ah the liberating joy of being an utter nobody !. Without huge accompaning wealth i’d never trade it in on a public profile.

    Sorry if i’ve turned your blogg into Ralph Magazine though.

  43. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 12:03 pm #

    Steve, you once said you were interested in the highest art and the lowest sleaze, but not the mediocrity in the middle.
    Strip clubs just too damn mediocre, huh?
    I’ve never been to one either.

  44. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 12:05 pm #

    Hey, genx, you ever been in a strip club?

  45. avatar
    male bonding no no no | 21 August 2007 at 12:07 pm #

    I think it’s fucking well dubious for a gang of blokes to go watch strippers together.
    It’s like when you get 6 blokes in one room watching a porn film. Huh?
    Why the fuck would you want to be anywhere near another bloke who’s got the horn?!
    DAMN dubious…

  46. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 12:11 pm #

    there’s one major problem with the strip clubs in Qld now…there is no genx

  47. avatar
    catwoman | 21 August 2007 at 12:14 pm #

    ditto SK! x meeeeow!

  48. avatar
    {?} u only | 21 August 2007 at 12:36 pm #

    know how bad a polli could be,til you see them in an apex summit room,in private !{they
    ‘d need to wear neckties to keep some blood in their head}

  49. avatar
    Jen Jewel Brown | 21 August 2007 at 1:15 pm #

    From ABC Radio National’s PM show yesterday:
    BOB BROWN (head of the Greens): Well, four years ago, Kevin Rudd got drunk and took himself into a strip club. Four years ago John Howard, sober, took Australia into the Iraq war. I think the electorate can judge which one did the more harm.

  50. avatar
    sharka | 21 August 2007 at 1:29 pm #

    Kilbey, you could be King, but never prime minister.

    Kings are born to rule, whereas Prime Ministers must first grovel to earn their title.

    This, surely, you would not do?

  51. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 1:31 pm #

    But why do you *want* to be PM, dear SK? Isn’t it like in the Republic, where those who truly ought to rule are the ones who don’t want the job at all?
    (On the other hand, I don’t deny that you would do a lot of good in the job for sure.)

  52. avatar
    John Garratt | 21 August 2007 at 1:41 pm #

    Hellbound Heart,

    I agree. Ever look at pictures of Boris Yelstin when all that shit was going down? He looked terrible. But, as my brother said, he had the worst job in the world.

    Matt Divison,

    A “war on terror” has always sounded like a “war on murder.” It just begs an “oh, please.”

    John Garratt

  53. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 1:45 pm #

    I am lost as to which topic this discuss,on this one.there are many angels to this entry,and I’m not sure that i get it? x

  54. avatar
    CSTCoach | 21 August 2007 at 1:47 pm #

    “but the thought of doing it for money cancels out any enjoyment”

    i’ve always felt that way too, and thus never saw the appeal in strip clubs.

    “no violence outside nightclubs”

    ahh, i hate to be the one to bring it up, but aren’t you conveniently forgetting the vicious beating you laid on the imposter matty d? or does what happened in Zealand stay in Zealand?

    “cant the tb be the pm?”

    Sure! Come to canada, we need a new leader (to quote jlk). And to add to the incentive, we apparently smoke more weed on average than just about any country in the world (are we really poised to eclipse jamaica???)


  55. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 1:52 pm #

    voter= a promise to be very happily dancin’..sleaze=why not,for the love n kicks x

  56. avatar
    Cee | 21 August 2007 at 1:58 pm #

    …meetings SK, endless meetings…

  57. avatar
    Brien Comerford | 21 August 2007 at 2:30 pm #

    Bindi Irwin and Steve Kilbey ! Steve could do a killer solo CD about wildlife, nature and even one pro- vegetarian song. Bindi Irwin and mom could finance it and it could make millions of dollars. Proceeds are split between the Irwin’s and Steve. A deep children’s record that would also be enjoyed by us and other “mature” music fans. This is not too far out. It could also have a tribute song to the “Crocodile Hunter”. My pipedream could be actualized.

  58. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 2:33 pm #

    Ahh,yes!a polli has to be where a polli truly belongs!’s a gut and heart thing,not necessarily always a political/legal contract…silly Kevin!he’s aa bit thick sometimes!ain’t he?

  59. avatar
    NickF | 21 August 2007 at 2:39 pm #

    I don’t like strip clubs either. it’s so fake and awful. I been a few times when my insistent friends drag me in when i have no means to escape ( no getaway car)

  60. avatar
    JB | 21 August 2007 at 2:52 pm #

    excellent blogge today Nevets!You are a very special and beautiful and unique man!I have faith in you and this world!…good night ya lovely thing! xxoo

  61. avatar
    knot | 21 August 2007 at 2:56 pm #

    naked crumpet!
    what, no clotted cream, no lemon curd?
    how dull.
    just like government.

  62. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 3:23 pm #

    You must be wondering
    How snakes come out from this mouth?
    Ok let me tell you
    and jealousy
    they can turned anybody to a green-eyed monster!
    That’s why Othello brought the tragedy on himself
    That’s why I was driving crazy!
    It’s been very strange and smelly from last Saturday
    Oh you are so ‘approachable’…
    Why not ‘play’?
    I’m here consuming all of my energy
    All of my time that should belongs to my daughter, Read more bedtime stories and maybe
    cook more delicious and nutritive dinner for her as I used to
    But it just becomes so difficult
    No energy left
    For what? For your ‘writing for writing’? or for your slightly flirting comment?
    A coming apple
    And a giving peach?
    A coming eye
    And a going brow?
    I came here the other day to find a trace that I wanted to find
    And to my pleasure I found it actually
    But at the same time it was lost
    Because I was given a potion
    A bitter potion
    And I was so much addicted
    So foolishly addicted
    If I can call this feeling as a four letter word
    Then I can tell you, it’s never sweet for me,
    You’d better leave(Not here, it’s your place as you emphasized quite a few times)
    Oh praise the lord!
    After all
    I’m not worthwhile
    you respectful artist!
    I’m writing this not because I’m dreaming you’ll be back
    You won’t
    Once snake
    How can it be flower again?
    But I’ll not regret what I said
    A cat
    IS a cat
    So of course it’s not a surprise she has her need
    I only regret
    You maybe hurt

    Take good care
    My last comment
    (can it be called a relavant? or a hijack?)

  63. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 3:25 pm #

    sorry, could turn.

  64. avatar
    Bob H. | 21 August 2007 at 3:28 pm #

    I know, don’t tell me:

    you have proof and you can proove your prooves…

    Heard it in 1934, mate.

  65. avatar
    Two-Gun | 21 August 2007 at 3:29 pm #

    Do you not know of Tevis Clyde Smith, you cake-eaters?!

  66. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 3:37 pm #

    relevant. sorry, but i’m learning.

  67. avatar
    verdelay | 21 August 2007 at 3:46 pm #

    All this talk of crumpet…

    I like muffins, too. Toasted. And dripping with butter and honey.

  68. avatar
    davem | 21 August 2007 at 4:33 pm #

    Don’t be PM down there SK.
    Come to blighty and rescue us before our chav-ridden masses elect David effing Cameron.
    You’ll love returning to the incessant rain and a sea so cold it’ll turn your scrotum smaller than Julian Clary’s.


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    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 6:02 pm #

    it wasn’t Clinton
    it was Bin Ladin, Daniel12
    Hilary and Bush already speak Hindu
    Just look at Banglore
    John Howard launched verbal attacks on Barack O’Bama…pathetic!
    You’d better hope and pray for Hilary, Barack, John Edwards, and Al Gore.
    Dick Chaney and Karl Rove sold us all out- damn puppet masters.

    Do what you like Steve…you can always be effective as an artist. There’s an organization RYK or RHK? Austrailia that’s linking art with Italy, Austrailia and America…..and who knows whom else.


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    ben | 21 August 2007 at 6:48 pm #

    delight to do, do not do too delight is my guide too creating music. what do we want as humans? we want for people too express gratitude for how great we are to them, this of course does not satisfy.

  71. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 7:03 pm #

    I’m stubborn- I won’t do something unless I love it.

  72. avatar
    JJ | 21 August 2007 at 7:58 pm #

    You’ve got my vote, only I can’t vote in Oz. Never been to a brothel either, though lots of U.S. politicians/religious leaders have – only been screwed figuratively by them.

    The music, paintings….one can tell when it’s genuine (or a genuine fake – somebody said that woncuponatime). You got integrity. In spades.

  73. avatar
    fantasticandy | 21 August 2007 at 8:07 pm #

    did no one else notice the way steve cleverly turned his own argument around in the last few lines?
    i think todays epistle was a little more profound than most realize.
    or am i cracking up and seeing something that wasn’t there?
    nah,it’s there all right.
    your honesty is disarming steve.
    andy L.

  74. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 8:51 pm #

    umm..PLEASE..don’t sell Telstra!..please? it could be handy to use in a 000 moment?~!*?..morse code can be so frustrating,and leaves me desperately grasping for more comms…talk to us johnny?! tell us what’s actually going on!this makes me so beyond sad,and i want to call 000!…/jb x?

  75. avatar
    dropframe | 21 August 2007 at 9:07 pm #

    that was the best thing I will read all day

  76. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 9:21 pm #

    SK,your public loves you so terribly much.You are,and have been,and will always be,the only one!…and you can know that…for sure ../gb XXX!

  77. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 10:05 pm #

    Femme to femme, I hope NK gets to start by wearing a Sari, some tumeric, and an ankle bracelet (at least)!

  78. avatar
    Anonymous | 21 August 2007 at 11:04 pm #

    nice blog today -really enjoyed it

  79. avatar
    Faye | 21 August 2007 at 11:27 pm #

    be great if SK,the King/PM,could make time fly!…peace and love,killer with kindness! xoxoxo

  80. avatar
    William Jefferson Clinton | 22 August 2007 at 12:50 am #

    I like strip clubs!

  81. avatar
    Hilary Clinton | 22 August 2007 at 1:33 am #

    It’s a good thing you’re honest Bill, keep endorsing me and I’ll win. Kilbey wants your political attention.


    genx, I’ve been artfully amused and laughing along with Art of Noise videos, wish you could see. Back to you Mr. K.

  82. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 August 2007 at 2:50 am #

    AA…good morning my sweet one!…I’m not really one for politics,myself.politicians scare me sometimes.but it’s refreshing to see an upright and upfront one or two appear from time to time..this is kinda how i operate,and it’sa greatway to be…i figure that underneath everythingthere is a reason,and if the country were to be made aware there may be more content amongst the ranks/or a damned good reason for revolt/revolution!{instead of being fed a load o bull i.e. we’re trying to help the Iraqi people,as oppose to our planet is gonna explode and we’re building a spacecraft big enough to carry all the strippers and politicians to mars,and we need all the fuel we can get{ha ha }{oh i hope that was just a moment of teary loonarsey from my scone,and in no way prophetic}..anyway ….art of noise videos? sounds’s so lovely to speak to you this morning xxx…love,as furreal as you could ever imagine it!…gen x

  83. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 August 2007 at 3:42 am #

    hello to the sweet foe genx, good evenink.

    We’ll have to stop meeting like this, I know it’s rude of me. Could Eek or Steve be kind enough to host a fowarding of private info for us? All this talk of politics/perversion has made me want go en prive; it makes my eyes bleed! I don’t feel like exposing my contact info now, if ever.

    Unfortunely, I think I understand too much about politics and I know more than enough to be dangerous.

    Anyway, I find you charming enough to continue these conversations elsewhere…


  84. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 August 2007 at 9:41 am #

    good. off with the two of ya then

  85. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 August 2007 at 10:10 am #

    methinks some protest too much – its a very rare man who’s never been to a strip club

  86. avatar
    eek | 22 August 2007 at 11:02 am #

    AA & genx — if you want to do the email exchange thingie through me just go to the SK art site (link to the right on SK’s blog) and then to the Contact/purchase info section. My email is there (I don’t need the increase in spam I’d get if I posted a clickable email here). Or if you want you can leave a private message with the info through that bloglog thing too. I think you need to set up your own account there for that though….


  87. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 August 2007 at 3:16 pm #


    too bad you aren’t an American citizen, you’d have a lot of folks sold here in the states. You can bring back the trend of bearded presidents that were popular in the 1800’s…..

    Who knows you might even appear on some American greenbacks some day….


  88. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 August 2007 at 9:32 pm #

    Thank you Eek- I’ll try either suggestion soon.

    Florian, Steve is welcome here in the US- well known and thought of. Nice to see you BTW.

    it’s the perversion that ruffles my straight laces- strip club or no. yih.


  89. avatar
    Anonymous | 22 August 2007 at 11:08 pm #

    the balance were really tipped..i was concerned that it may be someone with an axe to grind,having an attempt to undermine?politics?i dont know the political party,but from what i have experienced of its wrath..and I assure you..thats not my style!…subtlty rules!and besides..i think you may know by now,i wouldnt do that sort of nasty thing to actually a very respectful and honourable citizen…love to you…and SK for PM! …/j38.4 xx,i figured it may have been .. ?

  90. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 August 2007 at 12:31 am #

    it wasn’t you at all nor SK for PM! You remain very dear as does the church

  91. avatar
    Anonymous | 23 August 2007 at 1:05 am #

    Truly,from the bottom of my heart,I am thankful,grateful and so glad that this entry is a positive one Steve!…Poor old Kevvy,he must worry sometimes!..someone should give him an enourmous cuddle!

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