more supple a mentary blog
does any of you legions of my fans…….
(and congratulations, by the way, youre a winner!)
does any of you have any connexions
with any o those bigshotss
that are gonna do tha next narnia filme….?
with huge jackson
who whatever that mannes name is….
do any of you know anybody
that knows anybody
whos gonna cast that turkey
cos i gotta bonus for em
sk to play wicked king miraz
cmon mr producer
im a fucking shoe-in for that part
dont get some well known pommy
(oh look, gerald, they got kenny branagh playin’ miraz)
dont get some yankee acta spittin ‘ hollywood dud lines
and useless accent
and im sorry to that manne
who wrote in to this show
saying why shouldnt the wolvies have american accents….?
because
i am
after cs himself
the one true interpretah of all things narnian
I WILL DECIDE
MY DECISION IS :
NO. REPEAT.NO AMERICAN ACCENTS IN FUCKING NARNIA
NOHOW.NEVER,
sorry to pull rank
but
cmon
im channelling lewis right now
and he wants to know….
whats hollywoody gonna do about the calormenes
who worship a hideous living death bird god
who invade and enslave the anglo centric narnia
and eventually bring about the end of ye olde worlde
they revile aslan as a devil
and
people
lets face it
they are clearly some kinda middle eastern dudes
they are illustrated thus
on narnias judgement day
all but one or two
pass into shadow
on aslans badde side

no before ya start fussin at me
there is a reason that narnia is anglo centric
itsin the musicians nephew
wherein the white bitch first turns up
w/ black hair and snow white skin
and narnias first kingy
is a lunnon hansom cab driver
so its only natural that they should speak
like the pommies
and/but not like the yankees
back to clive and mes other problem
i cannae see the calormene thing happnin
with things this sensitive
so may we recommend a substitution
in the movie, that is,
of “straights” instead of calormenes
the evil “straights” who live in the desert
who come to narnia
kill the beasts
cut down the talking fucking trees, people
saw off unihorns corns
and a load of other eville
and totally genocidal olde nasty
bollocks
and then
get cast in to ye olde abyss
FOR ETERNITY, BAYBEE
good lord
its perfect
now
onto sumpthing elsewhere
please dont use my comments for yer own blogging
i now know how to delete
and i will waste no opportunity
to send yon commento
to magnetic heaven
if i deem it not something
to do with ME
sorry
you know who you all are
don’ get me wRONg
i love ya baybee
but im a gonna delete ya
if ya over doo it again
on my little parade here…
now….
any of ya got a lil poem to write….?
yeah…..?
well dont do it here…
these comments should be
lavish praise
ore
bitterest scorne
i dinae care if you think you wanna diss mee
but no poems
blogs
incantations
memoirs
advice
recipes
cheerios
or anything else
that does nae pertain
to me right here
this sk
in front of yer screen
burning the midnight lamp
to reprimand you zealots
DONT FUCK WITH MY BLOGG
ok
thats better
look out
i got that delete button ready
dont make me do it
throw down that verbose comment
and come out
drop the mouse, mister
the jib is up
yore fucking nicked, me olde son