seriously tho
i would be goode as miraz
make sure the head honchos hear about it
spread the word
sk for miraz
or we gonna boycott that thang
im about the right age
already got a medi evil beardy
with touches o white
to signify(as miraz)
authority
and severity
i could be evil and cowardly
hey i could do that in my sweet sleep
then i could be sadly heroic
after being tricked into fighting the youthful caspian
by plotting generals
and of course
lose mah life
honourably….in the end
people
tell em im only asking
a 3 digit figure
tell i got the beardy
will lose earrings and or suntan if nec.
will cultivate oppressive mannerisms
(ask other bouys in the crunch)
will be autocratic and scheming
see above
will be paranoid and self serving
a massive superioty complex….
what am i doing…
assasinatin’ my own charactah….?
cos i know you going
“no sk
you aint like that….
you one of goode guys
yer no “$traight”…
are ya….?
sk…..???!”
well i was t’inking again
that perhaps if any “straights” reading this today
would like to hire me
in any capacity
say giving basse lessons to yer bored millionaire twins
or maybe running thru pastels and portraits:the naive and the very fucking naive,
at yer local well paid arte school gig
or maybe on yer board o directeurs
in an advisory esoteric capacity
(and bohos
dont worry
all the squillionss i make
will be channelled directly back into the revolution
laundered thru my bank card natch
and i pledge more rehearsal rooms
for hopeless youf groups
painting lessons for people who arent interested
art appreciation classes for angry philistines
song writing courses for tone deaf oafs
whod rather watch the footy
ballet classes for meat pie eating tilers labourers
poetry for yonder noisy bastards
and yoga for couch potatoes
“get super fit and spiritual, while eating mars bars
and watching dr fill”
then swimming classes for hydrophobiacs
orienteering for people who hate the great outdoors
friendmaking for sociopaths
pathmaking for friendly pathfinders
hobbits basketball
and all the hoopla you could imagine
elect me people
get me into something
a film
a political party
a new years eve party
a new years aurora party
a job in some nice office w/ goode view and swivel chair
get me some connections
use yer clout
collective and individual
i know a lotta of ya are bigwigs
marine biologists
company menne
tycoons
media fucking mogulss
whatever you are…
get me a gig
get me inne
inside the system
in clover
set up for life
make it happen for me, loyal friends
make sks welfare your nyes thingo
get me mah own ivory tower
look down at ya all from
you hoi poloi
you common rude people
get me out of obscurity in bondhemia
let me shimmy and stroll
down the corridors of powder
put me on the front page of the gossip rags
ONE SIDE OF ME EMACIATED
THE OTHER SIDE COMPLETELY OBESE!!
LEAVING A REHAB WITH CATH MOSSY AND BABY STUMBLES
GETTING HITCHED TO NICOLE WINDFREE AND KEEF URBANE
DIVORCING ELLE THE BODY DOUBLE
IN LAS VEGAS OR PARIS HILTIN’
OR BROAD PIT GOES CRAZEE IN BAHAMAS ZOO
AND MY MOTHER WAS AN ALIEN ELVISSS!!!!!
goode mourning my fans and adorers
make it happen
NOW!!!!