too dangerous to keep

they say never work with animals or children

today went out to the zoo to promote an upcoming show

i got to meet some critters and i got to handle the snakey

ooh it feels kinda weird all these independent muscles flexing

heavier and not at all cold or slimy as youd imagine

still ……

i never signed up for this, did i?

did i….?

i did……..?!!!

ok

carry on