wow britneys hot new body
(shes become a mortician)
jen n vince mad as hell over those rumours
(ooohhh! watch out!)
has madonna gone too far ?
(maybe……!?)
plus how brooke got back in shape
(had her head amputated)
in 2 minutes youll have real healthy looking skin
(hey ms gullible , they talkin to you!)
jennifer garner walks down the aisle
(but she finally found the baked beans)
hughjackman answers questions from his fans
(no,yes,no,no,yes,yes,yes)
george clooneys great celeb roast
(i just put an apple in their mouths n cook em slowly!)
brad n angelina in airport row
(brad n angelina phelps, that is, from hobart)
with love from hilary duff…a new fragrance
(smells a bit duff actually)
heidi klumb n seal in penguin tragedy shock
courteny cox?
(not lately, have you?)
no way….danni minogue out pissed n partying?
no i dont believe it……..!
wrinkle decrease collagen filler
wrinkle reducing treatment
collagen biospheres expanding to fill in yer disgusting OLD WRINKLES
quickly you hag
buy this product and be…
FOREVER YOUNG!!
or be damned with those wrinkles
you teenage bag!!!!
cathy zeta jones woke up n felt old age creeping up on her..
oh sorry it was michael dogless….
pete doherty n kate moss off drugs?
like fuck!
kevin federline…..celebrates new son asparagus spears
bono launches charity gala event/festival workshop….
christian millioinaires eye of a needle club
paris busted with pot!
whatta waste …good pot on that braine!
keanu n lindsay dating? do you give a fig?
posh n becks……next week…bosh n pecks
love
me