loyalties
dont ya jus’ love em
always loyalties
got ole sk caught between two lovers
actin’ like a foole
over a barrel
on the horns of a dilemma
eg scene backstage in,say, london
sk standing after having rocked for 2 solid hours
(and rolled for the same period)
sk with glass o champers in one hande
and spliffy w/white widow in other
punter a appears
sk : oh punter a….its you…how are ya, mah friend???
punter a : hi ya man, well ya see mah cat died, mah mother married a prince
in arabia, i got mah ph fucken d at last, and mah brother billy, well, he…
Suddenly punter b turns up
punter b : hey hey ess kay….!
now the painfull part, my groons
does sk cut off punter a and rudely interrupt his story
or does he ignore punter b
who he hasnt seen for 15 years
and who once helped him escape from a turkish jail…?
what i have tended to do is to try to accomodate em both
and usually both have gone off in a huffy
thinkin ole sk is one rude druid
but
i say
but
how many other people hit a city
and thenne suddenly
runne into 27 olde pals at once?
same as now
should i bee home opening the pressies with yon kiddiwinks
OAR
should i be reminiscing here wid chew
my devotee
my favoured one
my true love
my bloggy-woggy-all-in-a-foggy
also elektra and miranda still sleeping in their room
they were up late
wrapping and rapping
coming in my room every time
i was nearly in the arms of morpheus
(read asleep ED)
every time i nearly dropped off…
knock knock
barge inne
(in swedish accent)
just wondering how early you want yer presents, daddy
ITS A FUCKIN MOOT POINT, MAH LIL DAUGHTERS
COS I GET UP AT 6 EVERY DAY
AND YE SLEEPE TILL 11
SO WHY ASK ME THAT NOW???
but i stay silent…
you see….loyalties
and the loyalties between the big twins
and the little twins
here daddy out in the deepe water, where the sharkeys are…!!??
no daddy, you promised youd help us build a sand castle
then
groovy friend of sk whos observin the scene
hey sk me and some friends gonna blow this bone
grab a coffeee
and talk about ye olde art
wanna join us…?

so you see it could bee a 3 way split
or a 4 way street
or even
a penta gone
any how
as i write this
xmas is explding all over austrayliah
“you mean this is all i got?”
“oh how super…an ironing board..!”
“gee thanks kids…a pair of brown socks”
“thats wunderful oscar…i can always use another tea cosy”
“gladys, ta love…..a monogrammed hanky…with yer exs initials..!”

and so on
fill in yer own chrissie gags
ya lazy buggers
why expect me to provide
all the mirth
and
merri
ment
?

any way
i spose i should mosey over chez k
see what satan brought the kids..
see if the raindear manure
will wash outta the rugs
see if my mistletoe has been kissed under
see if my christmas puddy is full o goode cheere
see if the 100 degree heat has melted my santa snow
etc
etc
(insert own xmas cliche here)
(tired of that device, sk ED)
(who is ED sk?)
any way
you gluttonous fiendss
you greedy little *@^%ers
thats it
will bring speshal christmasse nite report
HO HO HO