no delete

my delete button has stopped workingthis means this blog will be full of errorsno this is nio jokefuck it all…..is there another way to delete?can someone help me with my bonsaiits a mport jackson figand is losing its leaves …black spots n turning yellowhelp i love the plant and will be inconsolable if it diesi move it arounddont leacve it in hot sunlitei water it with a fine mist 20 sprays a dayit gets fresh airi cant believe how much im missing the delete buttonyou better get used to it baby cos i cant afford a new computerand im probably too lazy to get it fixedit means i can never change me mindim committed to every fucking word n letter that comes outmakes me wanna……aaaaaarghhh11!!!!!!is there another way to deletecmon you nerdy fiendssgotta be two ways to deleteok things warmed up for me a little yessadayas in maybe getting myself in hot wateri cant discuss all the detailsbut it has fallen upon my shouldersto organize a band to play a very aussie psychedelic masterpieceat a big do soon in a city in australiathats not quite as big or nice as sydneyooops cant take it backanyway i met another rocjker yessadayhe say wow ski was doing this song at this gigsk say i am already gonna be thererocker says would you like to do this songthat song? i say…oh yeahan alltime bonafide wigout meltdown freakoutthe very essence of the psychedelic classicbut homegrown…oh this song blew my mind when i was 16 or soit defined a whole chunk of australian historywritten by a man very unpsychedelic tooneverltheless its a corkervery hard to reproduce livesuddenly i gotta getta band together to play itbehind its singerhmmmpeter koppesi rang him…hes on the isle of capriyeah…just south of surfers paradiseno no the one in friggin iytalytim […]

my delete button has stopped working
this means this blog will be full of errors
no this is nio joke
fuck it all…..
is there another way to delete?
can someone help me with my bonsai
its a mport jackson fig
and is losing its leaves …black spots n turning yellow
help i love the plant and will be inconsolable if it dies
i move it around
dont leacve it in hot sunlite
i water it with a fine mist 20 sprays a day
it gets fresh air
i cant believe how much im missing the delete button
you better get used to it baby cos i cant afford a new computer
and im probably too lazy to get it fixed
it means i can never change me mind
im committed to every fucking word n letter that comes out
makes me wanna……aaaaaarghhh11!!!!!!
is there another way to delete
cmon you nerdy fiendss
gotta be two ways to delete
ok things warmed up for me a little yessaday
as in maybe getting myself in hot water
i cant discuss all the details
but it has fallen upon my shoulders
to organize a band to play a very aussie psychedelic masterpiece
at a big do soon in a city in australia
thats not quite as big or nice as sydney
ooops cant take it back
anyway i met another rocjker yessaday
he say wow sk
i was doing this song at this gig
sk say i am already gonna be there
rocker says would you like to do this song
that song? i say…oh yeah
an alltime bonafide wigout meltdown freakout
the very essence of the psychedelic classic
but homegrown…
oh this song blew my mind when i was 16 or so
it defined a whole chunk of australian history
written by a man very unpsychedelic too
neverltheless its a corker
very hard to reproduce live
suddenly i gotta getta band together to play it
behind its singer
hmmm
peter koppes
i rang him…hes on the isle of capri
yeah…just south of surfers paradise
no no the one in friggin iytaly
tim ….maybe yes maybe no
marty in sweden
so…..hmmm
i didnt act last nite
i got just over a week to pull it all together
who am i gonna get?
ok ok sk think straight
muse : you cant discuss it infronta alla them…!
yes yes i can….cant i?/
can i trust ya not to blab?
muse “: dont blow the secrecy on this one knucklehead
but the hoi polloi cant get in to this gig….
better watch it on cable you ninnies
look i gotta see what i can do
have i brittled off more than i can chew
so….help me
how do i delete when the deletes not working?
how do i mend my broken bonsai fig?
who should be in my secretive band to play this unknown song
at a gig youll never go to?
but youll never go to it soon
how can my delete button be cured
are there cockroaches small ones living in my ibook (no joke)?
think of me at 915 swimming in the freezing angry seawater
then in the sauna watching the ocean and sweating it out
then i walk home
get on the phone
even what im supposed to offer em is unclear
whater (disrefgard)
whatever it takes they said…but did theuy meean it?
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in the wake of the 1000th celebration

q : how are you? a : ok, i got up at 7 00the girls are all still asleep q : a lot coming down the line, isnt there?a : oh yeah…a lot….last night dave trump sent me the final mix on “operetta”wow! q : give us a description…this is the church, isnt it?a : yeah we’re starting to mix the new albumand this track was second cab off the rankits me playing the pianoi came up with quite a different downwards progressionand thats the chorusesthe verses kinda rest on one notebut everything moves around so much you dont really noticemartys playing bass with a pick its very exact playing unlike minepeters playing elyctric guitar and guitar “strings”frank kearns from dublin playing lovely 12 stringdave trump playing 6str acoustic guitartim plays drums n mellotrons n backing voxits a bout 6 minutes longthe voices all sing different parts and answer each otheri wanted to get a real opera-ey feelnot that i know anything about opera… q : any singing thats vaguely operatic?a : well at one point a new voice of mine bursts into the chorusand i imagine me appearing on the stage and singing these linesi did it for tim n trumpy th’other day at the studiowith 2 big cushions up the front of my shirtto increase the opera singer quotient q ; what are the words?a : the phosphorescent rim of the sun turns to face usand the comets come !! q : how was the mixa : beautiful perfect lush gorgeous q : is it like anything else the church has done?a : no! its quite different q : is there anything “churchy” on this new recorda : yeah …there’ll be a few q : did you ever get the lost paintings back?a : no and not compensated […]

q : how are you?
a : ok, i got up at 7 00
the girls are all still asleep

q : a lot coming down the line, isnt there?
a : oh yeah…a lot….
last night dave trump sent me the final mix on “operetta”
wow!

q : give us a description…this is the church, isnt it?
a : yeah we’re starting to mix the new album
and this track was second cab off the rank
its me playing the piano
i came up with quite a different downwards progression
and thats the choruses
the verses kinda rest on one note
but everything moves around so much you dont really notice
martys playing bass with a pick its very exact playing unlike mine
peters playing elyctric guitar and guitar “strings”
frank kearns from dublin playing lovely 12 string
dave trump playing 6str acoustic guitar
tim plays drums n mellotrons n backing vox
its a bout 6 minutes long
the voices all sing different parts and answer each other
i wanted to get a real opera-ey feel
not that i know anything about opera…

q : any singing thats vaguely operatic?
a : well at one point a new voice of mine bursts into the chorus
and i imagine me appearing on the stage and singing these lines
i did it for tim n trumpy th’other day at the studio
with 2 big cushions up the front of my shirt
to increase the opera singer quotient

q ; what are the words?
a : the phosphorescent rim of the sun turns to face us
and the comets come !!

q : how was the mix
a : beautiful perfect lush gorgeous

q : is it like anything else the church has done?
a : no! its quite different

q : is there anything “churchy” on this new record
a : yeah …there’ll be a few

q : did you ever get the lost paintings back?
a : no and not compensated either

q : how about those glasses?
a : nah…nothing so far

q : cant you use those 10 dollar ones from chemists?
a : i am but they hurt my eyes n gimme headaches

q ; you sometimes allude to a tax problem…?
a : i get my royalties without tax taken out
im s’posed to put 40 per cent aside for the taxman
but i never do and we just spend it and now i owe him
but i aint got it…..

q : what worries you ?
a : just the usual stuff
taking care of my family n stuff…

q : hows your health?
a : good…touch wood
my lungs are a bit congested from smokin’ the weed
my ears are really really bad..fizzing ringing hurting
i really am quite deaf, you know

q : someone said to you youre well preserved cos of heroin
a : ha ha…no thats a joke
i mean as an actual substance i dont think heroin
is that wearing n tearing
probably makes your heart beat slower n stuff
but everything else about it just ages you quicksmart!
i really do not recommend it!

q : and the weed?
a : i wish i could stop for a while…i really do..

q : but..
a : well you know…um…its …ah…

q : yoga…?
a : great breakthroughs
people who dont do yoga cant possibly imagine what its like

q : but its no fun at first…
a : you gotta persevere
the universe dont give up its secrets just like that

q : crowley said there was magic..
a : and there was yoga…
yeah yoga is the force reshaping me
thats when it started 2003
i started doing yoga again regularly
and everything changed

q : are you a new man
a : certainly seems like it
i have acquired charm now
ideas flow uninterrupted
things occur to me
i tap into some deep well

q : ever think you demystify yourself on here
a : sure…thats the gamble or gambit

q : been a bit melancholy lately
a : financial worries plus sometimes existential fears
like
wow im really getting old here….!

q : youre very honest…or are you..?
a : i cant tell anymore..theres always another layer underneath

q : whats all this with the anonymouses?
a : i hate seeing my comments page ruined with rubbish..
after all
my comments are like my guestbook
a message or question from you to me
after having visited my thought-dwelling that day…
theres one particular person
well you all know who it is
i ask you please not to respond
its such a shame to cut everyone off
just to keep out the one idiot
thrashing around in incessant delusion
but in case theyre reading this
PLEASE GO AWAY!

q : whats on today?
a : going over to tims to werk on cherch

q : any last thoughts
a : a deep and respectful appreciation of my readers
a special thanks to subscribers who get no glory
but help keep this ball rolling
and hello to the people..hundreds of em
who never comment
never reveal themselves….

q : one last thing?
a : lets get this fuckin’ dog n pony show on the road…!!!!

q : n.a.e.t. 08?
a : ok!!

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pam n perry

n.bondi man 53 writes 1000 blogs

a ha!yes its truesteve kilbey musicianof n. bondi , nswtoday became the first man in his houseto write one thousand blogshurrah! hurrah! hurrah!another barrier brokenlet assembled multitudes now begin the time being anthym“oh mighty is the ttband wondrous is his blogwe read it every single daywe love to be a cogwe all subscribe subscribe subscribeelse how can our sweet being e’er survibe?killer killer killeror is it filler filler filler?nevermindhe kicks the blinddont call the refhes nearly deafrude to carnivores and ign-rant boorsfriend to the freak n fiendnever sure just what he meaned..hose anna hose anna hose anna down!halle berri halle lujah halle burtonio io ao iorama lama buddha shoulda coulda wouldano spex just the cheapiesno finders just weepiesoh grovel on your belliesoh peel another grapesee him in his litterbound up in red tapehes got many dortershe hasnt got no sunshes got lotsa add my rationbut hardly any fun(d)sTIME BEING AD ASTRA IN PECULIO DIMBLEBONG!”(sound of mellotron trumpets) yescan you believe it1000 blogs full of low rent rantsmemories in pluperfect supinei gave ya honesty i gave ya liesi gave ya the troofi gave ya disguisei gave ya the earthand the moon in the skiesall i ever gave ya were wordstwo thirds baloneyone quarter malarkeya pinch of powdered newt(on)with my birthday suit(on)when the spider bitn corgan played our hitn the carnivores splitall that boring drug shitfrom humble beginningsgetting ‘umbler n ‘umbleragainst the “straights” i raised my lanceooh mr humphries one last dancei never finish what i startedall half-arsed n half heartedhang on i did finish hurly burlybrought it in on budget earlylots of others all incompletenot much about tim marty or petenot much about heyday …why?no wonder then no payday nighnow how hollow this rah rah rahall for kilbeys blah blah blahblah blah blah?yes…blah blah blahyou can read it near or farnaughty […]

a ha!
yes its true
steve kilbey musician
of n. bondi , nsw
today became the first man in his house
to write one thousand blogs
hurrah! hurrah! hurrah!
another barrier broken
let assembled multitudes now begin the time being anthym
“oh mighty is the ttb
and wondrous is his blog
we read it every single day
we love to be a cog
we all subscribe subscribe subscribe
else how can our sweet being e’er survibe?
killer killer killer
or is it filler filler filler?
nevermind
he kicks the blind
dont call the ref
hes nearly deaf
rude to carnivores and ign-rant boors
friend to the freak n fiend
never sure just what he meaned..
hose anna hose anna hose anna down!
halle berri halle lujah halle burton
io io ao io
rama lama buddha shoulda coulda woulda
no spex just the cheapies
no finders just weepies
oh grovel on your bellies
oh peel another grape
see him in his litter
bound up in red tape
hes got many dorters
he hasnt got no suns
hes got lotsa add my ration
but hardly any fun(d)s
TIME BEING AD ASTRA IN PECULIO DIMBLEBONG!”
(sound of mellotron trumpets)

yes
can you believe it
1000 blogs full of low rent rants
memories in pluperfect supine
i gave ya honesty
i gave ya lies
i gave ya the troof
i gave ya disguise
i gave ya the earth
and the moon in the skies
all i ever gave ya were words
two thirds baloney
one quarter malarkey
a pinch of powdered newt(on)
with my birthday suit(on)
when the spider bit
n corgan played our hit
n the carnivores split
all that boring drug shit
from humble beginnings
getting ‘umbler n ‘umbler
against the “straights” i raised my lance
ooh mr humphries one last dance
i never finish what i started
all half-arsed n half hearted
hang on i did finish hurly burly
brought it in on budget early
lots of others all incomplete
not much about tim marty or pete
not much about heyday …why?
no wonder then no payday nigh
now how hollow this rah rah rah
all for kilbeys blah blah blah
blah blah blah?
yes…blah blah blah
you can read it near or far
naughty stevie with his weed
mixed up in a juvenile deed
a juvenile deed..an immature jape
skylarking and horseplaying
and tomfoolery …no escape
the being does not like green ham or eggs
he doesnt like lambies balls or chickens legs
he does not like the bum of cow
or cut up cooked up bits of sow
they say you are whatcha eat
so…no dead meat
not much wine or booze
only serves to confuse
oooh nasty tales of smacky days…yawn!
when he thought he was king of dope…pawn!
how he wrote some low rent song
everybody singalong
mangy panther
peter pan
pot addled idjit
renaissance manne
washed up rocker all unclean
avuncular veteran with soya bean
almost vegan
almost human
almost famous
almost blame us
almost with you
almost but not quite
salute the great time being
crawler in the night
breaststroker in the winter sea
oh sweet being please be free
your white old beard is ho-lee
1000 blogs
1000 days
1000 blessings
1000 haze
1000 eyes has the night
the night was all around
the knight errant
kill bee
killsy
kilbo baggings
killaboy slowly
stephen kilby the shy imposter
the saint who is no saint
get your own blog if ya gotta complaint
get down n get with it
get real
get it on
bang a fucking gong
get it on

ONE THOUSAND!
I RULE !!

origin of the specious

i’d like to admit to someone i dont know what im doingi’d like to say that i feel lostthat i’m making it up as i go alongi dont like driving in this fogi’m not a proper vegani’m not a proper singer or painteri’m not a proper writer or fatheri’m not a proper englishman or aussiei’m just some sorta impostor(im not a proper impostor)over n underwhelmedfrustrated with mayaholding on by the thin skin of my toothhoping for the bestbut reallyexpecting the worstbroken or bursti cant get anything to happenmy spells my charms my thaumaturgic worksall but nothingi seem to want something i cant geti seem to get something i cant wanti iii am self obsessed as you would be obsessed with a tiny agonyi think about myself as you would think about ruinsi write because i canbecause a never ending stream of words will fill my mindlike leaves swirling down from shaken winter treeslike coins thrown from a ship sinking into the lightless depthslike whispers in a war memorialsibilant and harshlike the dust from my pastelscolourful pretty temporary patternsswept up in a minute and goneswept up in the minute that lasted and lastedcreative yet cretaceousi throw words around like nobodys businessand it thus remainsnobodys businessim only early cos theres no where else to godont do me the disservice of pitywe are imperfectyet we strive for a perfection implied by faster masters than usstriving in all directions meagre resources (read re-sources)hey it feels good to say all of thishey i can do anything herehey i can say that one and one equals i dunnoi can say deface my photographi can say that im not surethat i’m even sure what sure meanslike a sure fire thingor a fire under the seathe blam blamming waves that destroyed the metal fenceam i the time being […]

i’d like to admit to someone i dont know what im doing
i’d like to say that i feel lost
that i’m making it up as i go along
i dont like driving in this fog
i’m not a proper vegan
i’m not a proper singer or painter
i’m not a proper writer or father
i’m not a proper englishman or aussie
i’m just some sorta impostor
(im not a proper impostor)
over n underwhelmed
frustrated with maya
holding on by the thin skin of my tooth
hoping for the best
but really
expecting the worst
broken or burst
i cant get anything to happen
my spells my charms my thaumaturgic works
all but nothing
i seem to want something i cant get
i seem to get something i cant want
i
i
i
i am self obsessed
as you would be obsessed with a tiny agony
i think about myself
as you would think about ruins
i write because i can
because a never ending stream of words will fill my mind
like leaves swirling down from shaken winter trees
like coins thrown from a ship sinking into the lightless depths
like whispers in a war memorial
sibilant and harsh
like the dust from my pastels
colourful pretty temporary patterns
swept up in a minute and gone
swept up in the minute that lasted and lasted
creative yet cretaceous
i throw words around like nobodys business
and it thus remains
nobodys business
im only early cos theres no where else to go
dont do me the disservice of pity
we are imperfect
yet we strive for a perfection implied by faster masters than us
striving in all directions
meagre resources (read re-sources)
hey it feels good to say all of this
hey i can do anything here
hey i can say that one and one equals i dunno
i can say deface my photograph
i can say that im not sure
that i’m even sure what sure means
like a sure fire thing
or a fire under the sea
the blam blamming waves that destroyed the metal fence
am i the time being or a clever counter fit
get paid in confederate dollars n fools gold
an octo-spider
scuttling through space spinning my yarn
what is this?
no cheer ups required
i loathe them
abracadabra
there
im reset…
next!

yesterday

yesterday did 2 showsthe first was a vegan expo festivalit was hard going i guessa noisy roombroad daylight plus fluoros people buying , talking, laughingi was mediocre ..the music and rantingboth mediocre and tiredwho fucking cares about my almost-veganismpreaching to the converted of courseeveryone was already some kinda vegi got a weak responsesomeone had to come on to get me more clapsafterwards i was whisked away to talk to supreme master tvwww.SupremeMasterTV.com (not a joke)a goodnews channel for any who wants itfinding myself outside i wandered awayi did not go back in and talk to my veg friendsi just walked offinto a taxisomeone had given me a letter n some info on the seventh day adventists and a biblei perused these itemsand then left my bloody prescription glasses in the cabdamn….600 bucks worth i could ill afford to lose i got home and it was stormingi didnt wanna go back out n do the tibet gigdemoralised by losing my glassesfeeling weird from some lurgiehungry but no appetitei feel like im on a big losing streakanyhow eventually i pulled myself together (mr humphries!!)and drove the long lonely drive back into townup old south head roadthe red lights dazzling mei shouldnt have been driving at allso distracted and non-plussed i was feelingeventually i find the angel place carpark(isnt that a song?)i stumble into the venuei’d been there for soundcheckthe people involved were real real nicei was singing utmw with jimmy littleaustralias first indigenous popstari was watching him in 1963 in daptojimmy was the most lovely laconic laidback fellahe liked to walk along with his arm round my shouldersand i remember that reassuring feeling like it was my dadjimmys down the best version of that song bar nonehe found a lazy smoky bar room jazz versionhe found the sinatra-esque soul of my original […]

yesterday did 2 shows
the first was a vegan expo festival
it was hard going i guess
a noisy room
broad daylight plus fluoros
people buying , talking, laughing
i was mediocre ..the music and ranting
both mediocre and tired
who fucking cares about my almost-veganism
preaching to the converted of course
everyone was already some kinda veg
i got a weak response
someone had to come on to get me more claps
afterwards i was whisked away to talk to supreme master tv
www.SupremeMasterTV.com (not a joke)
a goodnews channel for any who wants it
finding myself outside i wandered away
i did not go back in and talk to my veg friends
i just walked off
into a taxi
someone had given me a letter n some info
on the seventh day adventists and a bible
i perused these items
and then left my bloody prescription glasses in the cab
damn….600 bucks worth i could ill afford to lose

i got home and it was storming
i didnt wanna go back out n do the tibet gig
demoralised by losing my glasses
feeling weird from some lurgie
hungry but no appetite
i feel like im on a big losing streak
anyhow eventually i pulled myself together (mr humphries!!)
and drove the long lonely drive back into town
up old south head road
the red lights dazzling me
i shouldnt have been driving at all
so distracted and non-plussed i was feeling
eventually i find the angel place carpark
(isnt that a song?)
i stumble into the venue
i’d been there for soundcheck
the people involved were real real nice
i was singing utmw with jimmy little
australias first indigenous popstar
i was watching him in 1963 in dapto
jimmy was the most lovely laconic laidback fella
he liked to walk along with his arm round my shoulders
and i remember that reassuring feeling like it was my dad
jimmys down the best version of that song bar none
he found a lazy smoky bar room jazz version
he found the sinatra-esque soul of my original song
his version is on a wonderful record called the messenger
in which
jimmy amazingly reinterprets some of the best aust. songs ever
including
randwick bells
into temptation
are you the one that ive been looking for
cattle n cane
anyway
jimmy sings em all so smoothly
you’ll love it
he gives em all a lovely relaxed spin
i was also taken in a room and offered my pick of a row of
little golden buddha statues all in a row
theres like 25 little little ones
and one big little one
i say to the woman
its a test isnt it?
she smiles n says
take any one you want
but i say
theres only one big one
she says
if you want the big one take it!
i say
why should i have the big one
she says someone will have it…why not you?
i boldly snatch up the big-little buddha (its about one inch high)
she smiles at me
and i laugh nervously
it was a test
i had failed
and an hour later the uni-verse shoplifted my glasses from me
instant karma….just add kilbey and stir
anyhow jimmy n i became friends quickly
he has a nice manager too
some of you may know him as buzz bidstrup
drummer for the angels a big oz rock hard rock bunch
(tim just produced acoustic record for their singer, doc(very good))
so me n jimmy and all the rest had to sit on stage all the way through
there were some fantastic acts
tibetan singers who could sing in 2 octaves at once
monks chanting n intoning
drummers drumming up a storm
a choir
katie noonan from george
who is a divine n exquisite singer
she played piano on utmw
buzz played drums
i played bass
me n jimmy sang
what a strange fragile but lovely version
jimmy sings some lines so laidback
he illustrates the song with half ironic gestures
his eyes gaze up and hes seeing the stars themselves
thanks to jimmy utmw has also become a favourite
for many kooris n murris who tell me how that songs been adopted
it means something else to them now
and look
im quite tired of the bloody song
but the fact that these guys like it
fills me with fierce pride
its beyond a pop hit now
its a standard
anyhow
we do a nice version
i jump into the audience
watch the second hour of the show
amazing pieces of indefinable music
didgeridoo and classical instruments
the drummers take up bells n little blocks
the musicians disperse all over the audience
it was magical
amazing
i was truly surprised n inspired
afterwards a sadness amongst all the players
our short lived mission over
a happy ending….
i drive home listening to twilight singers
life is all ups n downs…aint it?

sixty 7

started like any other year in canberrathings were getting stranger in the music scenethe beatles were beginning to mutate before our eyesbut for meit was the beginning of high schoolwow!it scared and impressed and baffled me morethan anything thats ever happened in show bizthe kids in 5th n sixth form seemed like unreachably cool adultsthey had sideboards and smoked cigs n drove cars to schoolthey had black duffle coats and black suede beatle bootsthey had long hair …i mean long longthe teachers were so much different to primary schoolwe had separate teachers for each subject nowwe had mrs alexander for english who was kinda raceyshe was about 22 and wore mini skirtsthere was a rumour she was often knickerless(tho i never saw it)she spoke in a sarcastic husky voiceand said things like“oh, really darling…!!”to smutty little grubby boys like meshe seemed plugged into some groovy currentthat woulda been unimaginable back at lyneham primarywhich there it was across the meadow but now a million miles away….actually the idea of coolthe concept of groovinessreally entered my consciousness at this pointi wasnt born spouting rimbaud and plucking a geetarup until this point a part of me had lain dormantthat part of me that was all about fashion n looks n coolnesseand clothes and haircuts n rock music as a hipness indexinto my life came a character called neil gengegenge was the same age as mehe’d been in the b classes at primary schooli hadnt had much to do with himhe was slim and about my heightbut i’d seen him dish out whippings to the best fighters in our classat high school genge came into his ownif youve seen the virgin suicides he was like trip fontainegenge was so good looking and so fucking coolhe had a big sister who must have tipped him […]

started like any other year in canberra
things were getting stranger in the music scene
the beatles were beginning to mutate before our eyes
but for me
it was the beginning of high school
wow!
it scared and impressed and baffled me more
than anything thats ever happened in show biz
the kids in 5th n sixth form seemed like unreachably cool adults
they had sideboards and smoked cigs n drove cars to school
they had black duffle coats and black suede beatle boots
they had long hair …i mean long long
the teachers were so much different to primary school
we had separate teachers for each subject now
we had mrs alexander for english who was kinda racey
she was about 22 and wore mini skirts
there was a rumour she was often knickerless
(tho i never saw it)
she spoke in a sarcastic husky voice
and said things like
“oh, really darling…!!”
to smutty little grubby boys like me
she seemed plugged into some groovy current
that woulda been unimaginable back at lyneham primary
which there it was across the meadow
but now a million miles away….
actually the idea of cool
the concept of grooviness
really entered my consciousness at this point
i wasnt born spouting rimbaud and plucking a geetar
up until this point a part of me had lain dormant
that part of me that was all about fashion n looks n coolnesse
and clothes and haircuts n rock music as a hipness index
into my life came a character called neil genge
genge was the same age as me
he’d been in the b classes at primary school
i hadnt had much to do with him
he was slim and about my height
but i’d seen him dish out whippings to the best fighters in our class
at high school genge came into his own
if youve seen the virgin suicides he was like trip fontaine
genge was so good looking and so fucking cool
he had a big sister who must have tipped him off
he always had the latest and best clothes
he always had or knew of the best music
and 13 he already had a string of ex girfriends behind him
clothes hung off him just right
he surfed and was an amazing fast rugby player
he had that sixth sense where he was already always there
the ball flew into his hands and zigzagged down the field
effortlessly avoiding all the oafs and never got hurt
he always knew all the grooviest or heaviest kids from the other schools
he was a all round jack the lad par excellence
and as i watched him in action for 4 years
he influenced me profoundly
we were never really friends
i was too fussy and uncool to fit in with him
he came round my place once
i heard him say the next day
it was the most boring thing he’d ever done
i went round his place once
and it was fabulous
his mother was impossibly friendly and groovy
his bedroom was like an inner sanctum
he had loadsa records i’d never even heard of
even his little brother was another groover in the making
but genge would change
one day your friend next day he’d be leading a bully attack
as his friend you’d spill the beans about such n such
and the next day horror of horror genge’d walk to school with him
double metalwork periods were a scary thing
i was absolutely hopeless at metalwork naturally
and genge n co hounded us mercilessly
he might punch me in the face
or humiliate me in front of girls
or “get” me afterschool
one time he hit me in the balls with pencil case randomly
as he walked past in the corridor
but whenever he was friendly to me
i’d be so relieved i’d act like nothing had happened
but genge could turn on you just like that
i wasnt the only one who he was doing this too either
genge could turn nasty just like that!
genge smoked dope
rooted girls
rode motor bikes
drank in pubs
and had pubic hair
long before anybody else
he was an authority on chicks surf and music
the whole universe seemed to whirl around him
all the girls were impressed (even if they didnt act like it)
all the boys were envious
this close range hero worship
of a kid
sometime friend
sometime persecutor
did my head in
i wanted to be like genge so badly
i’d be walking through canberra on friday night with my dad
and hes nattering away with his olde routine
suddenly genge would appear in all his sartorial elegance
with a bunch of kids i never seen before
a bunch of pretty girls
my dad couldnt understand why i suddenly got angry
and didnt wanna talk to him anymore…
ah genge..what an enigma
i had suddenly apprehended my own nerdiness
i was desperate to emulate genge in every way
but i couldnt never get the right clothes
they never fitted me like him
i could never say the right things
i was just in awe of him
he had probably had more impact on me
than anybody before or since
of course
sgt pepper came out halfway through the year
and everything instantly changed
my red velvet epaulette shirts hit the bottom of the wardrobe
and paisley and floral came in
people in 5th n sixth form grew floppy mustaches
and the whole world seemed to warp into a beatles song
suddenly you were either hip or you werent hip
what was wrong with me?
never content to be me
striving to literally be other people
i hated my clothes and my hair and my records
i mean
they were better than most
but i wanted to be
but never ever could be
some kinda ace face
sgt peppers changed the world not just the music biz
suddenly we started hearing about pot n acid
the very idea of pot n acid changed my world
acid as exemplified by walrus, strawb fields n lucy in the sky
a fucked up technicolour alice in wonderland warping dream-mare
this was where i felt at home
not playing rugby
or doing algebra
nor walking round town on friday night with me dad…
and free love to boot!
gorgeous free love chicks who didnt want oldtime muscle men
they hung off skinny pale english blokes…..
that wont be too much trouble, i thought
the school dances were of such importance
it seemed like colossal events were taking place
when arthur cook jumped up on stage
and danced with the go go girls
one of the go go girls was from our form
called megan
oh she was the epitome of 1967 youthful grooviness
as she did the frug or watusi in her floral clothes
and her hair shook to the frenzied pulse of
the limit 5
a local canberran band
oh wow live loud music
its all too much
i want it
i want this
i want it all
i dont want my pre 67 life of short pants n riding bikes
i dont want to play with my soldiers or any of that
i want clothes and loud music n chicks n pot n acid
and free love and within you without you
and the hole in my shoe was letting in water
and i wish i was in london
in carnaby street
or in san francisco with fucking flowers in my barnet
my mum n dad couldnt dig this trip
us kids were on our own
i looked at our parents ww2 sensibilities
it seemed so blacknwhite
a thing of the past
the beatles were pointing the way
everyone was turning on tuning in dropping out
love love love love love
it was so easy
it was so simple
flower power man
we love you
just ask alice

digressions

digression 1 (by popular demand) 1965me and john buser (pronounced buzzer!)were standing in the park behind my placea park….?it was a few acres of long yellow grasswith some trees and swings n a slide(aust name= slippery dip)(for trivia lovers)any way me and buzzer are standing thereand i whip out me box of matches (as you do…)of course the middle of a field with long yellow grasswhere the temp is 100 fucking degreesand it aint rained for ages(in fact perfect “tinderbox” conditions)buzzers staring at me laughing i pull out a match and strike iti toss it into the grass the yellow straw about knee high…ha hait explodes into flame and i stamp it out prontofucking buzzer takes the matches and does the same thingbut he lets his patch burn a little longerand he stamps it out kinda casuallyas opposed to my frightened hurryok buzzer i’ll up the antea bigger burning patch a more sedate stamping outbuzzer goes one better againhe almost sets an uncontrollable patch burninghe starts off slow stamping it outbut in the end hes running round like a madmanhe gets it out though…in the endi take the matches and i flick off a burner into the grassat the same momentunknownst to me a little breeze picked upmy patch of burning grass rapidly became the size of a small kitchenthen the size of a bedroomi just stood therei was planning on showing buzzer a thing or 2suddenly we looked at each otherand began stamping it out for all we were worthtoo little too late im afraidthe breeze hit it and with a sound like WHOAMP!the flames coalesced themselves into a full on burn yer park n house down fireit was going in all directions at oncewow!the fire brigade arrived and the copsall the neighbours at their back fencesmost of the […]

digression 1 (by popular demand)

1965
me and john buser (pronounced buzzer!)
were standing in the park behind my place
a park….?
it was a few acres of long yellow grass
with some trees and swings n a slide
(aust name= slippery dip)(for trivia lovers)
any way me and buzzer are standing there
and i whip out me box of matches (as you do…)
of course the middle of a field with long yellow grass
where the temp is 100 fucking degrees
and it aint rained for ages
(in fact perfect “tinderbox” conditions)
buzzers staring at me laughing
i pull out a match and strike it
i toss it into the grass
the yellow straw about knee high…ha ha
it explodes into flame and i stamp it out pronto
fucking buzzer takes the matches and does the same thing
but he lets his patch burn a little longer
and he stamps it out kinda casually
as opposed to my frightened hurry
ok buzzer i’ll up the ante
a bigger burning patch a more sedate stamping out
buzzer goes one better again
he almost sets an uncontrollable patch burning
he starts off slow stamping it out
but in the end hes running round like a madman
he gets it out though…in the end
i take the matches and i flick off a burner into the grass
at the same moment
unknownst to me a little breeze picked up
my patch of burning grass rapidly became the size of a small kitchen
then the size of a bedroom
i just stood there
i was planning on showing buzzer a thing or 2
suddenly we looked at each other
and began stamping it out for all we were worth
too little too late im afraid
the breeze hit it and with a sound like WHOAMP!
the flames coalesced themselves
into a full on burn yer park n house down fire
it was going in all directions at once
wow!
the fire brigade arrived and the cops
all the neighbours at their back fences
most of the park was now a blackened smouldering mess
i was a little shocked n blackened myself
even my mother was quite lost for words
she made me have a bath
and sent me to bed at 2 in the afternoon
ps
there was a happy ending
from the blackened scorched land
now with the yellow weedy strawlike grass gone
guess what?
lovely green lawn emerged ..there till this day
magpie hill, lyneham act
i was the parks inadvertent saviour

digression 2
seems we all had dark days at school
school is like a slice of society all crammed together
we all got bullied
i did some bullying too
moreoften of a verbal nature though
i must admit in all truthfulness
if i had had more physical prowess
i may have been as bad a bully as the worst of em
ah the pack instinct
i once saw big maria (a huge amazonian girl with glandular probs)
hold down a girl and try to force her twin brother to “root” her
down by the storm water drains
where lyneham high met lyneham primary
and 50 kids standing around
chanting do it! do it! do it!
it was like a drug….
yes we were supposed to be being educated
but what is the true purpose of education but to produce cogs
for the great machine
we fill kids heads up with our syllabus propaganda
we make em learn their stuff by rote
we make them spend their childhoods in dreary rooms
all in the end so they can work
no i dont have a better plan or solution
the wheels are in motion with society
as an idea i oppose the system and its education
as a parent i want my children to be educated
so they have a chance in this rat race we find ourselves in
and fuck, the rats are running even faster this year
bullying is much more of an issue in sweden
they hunt down bullies quick smart
in aust
in england
and probably the u.s. by the sound of it
the teachers seemed to turn a bit of a blind eye
especially in “my” day
its a fine line between a bit of mucking about
and bullying
and teachers werent always around everywhere anyway
how could they be?
i had some absolutely wonderful teachers
inspired n inspiring
i had some nasty repressed little turkeys too
everyone copped a bit of abuse sometime
but aint that life…
theres your education right there
i was learning valuable lessons
i was learning how to operate in groups
i was learning to socialize and negotiate
learning people stuff
the lessons were like a prop
all that bullshit i learnt….
its just that people get no choice..
youre born n they immediately inveigle you into the system
your parents turn you over for six hours a day
the system gets you ready
breaks your spirit under the classroom roof
gets you used to sitting still n processing info
gets you used to being part of a team
gets you used to the fact that you must surrender your “freedom”
when the system says so
is the system the best of all possible systems?
i dunno…its awfully hard to tell
we are steeped in the system
we are the system
no one can walk away from the system
to be outside the system terrifies us
we can only hope for gradual non-violent change
as the system becomes more reasonable …we hope
meanwhile there is that system
and its gonna take children years n years to learn to cope with it
the system sucks in greedily the good learners and clever kidz
these will be assimilated easily and rewarded well
unfortunately education leaves a swathe of misfits in its wake
people who were outraged and enraged by their 12 years of hell
school is tougher than anything outside except for jail
and that aint outside…
in real life you can just avoid the ratbags
in school theyre there all day long; theyre inevitable
they mock ya
they trick ya
they tease ya
they trip you up
they chase you home
they threaten n they punish
theyre at every school in all times
they are gonna be there
just like the nettles n thistles are in the fields
just like the sharks n jellyfish in the sea
nasty bullies
sneaky bossy bullies
crazy giantess bullies
hard physical silent bullies
cowardly bullies
sports star bullies
tricky bullies
friendly seeming bullies
irritating bullies
sarcastic bullies
pious bullies
angry bullies
mistaken bullies
sad bullies
martial arts bullies
body building bullies
reluctant bullies
sneering bullies
mouthy bullies
dancing bullies
multiple bullies
good bullies with bad bullies
girly bullies
tiny bullies
lucky bullies with big brothers
lonely bullies
macho bullies
dumb bullies
ignorant bullies
well spoken bullies from good families
enraged bullies
out of breath bullies
old bullies
cunning bullies
evangelical bullies
melodramatic bullies
ah the list goes on non
who has not been or been bullied by one of these?
yeah schools alright if youre a fish
i got no quarrel with teachers
all in all most teachers are pretty cool
i dont begrudge em their long holidays
imagine teaching kids like….me?!!

sixty six n onwoods

1966 there i am my last year of lyneham primaryour teacher was mr petfieldhe didnt particularly like me or hate mehe wasnt a bad guy i supposehe was about as old as i am nowand i imagine the tedium of teachinga bunch of little 12 year olds every daymy school is visiting our sister school in wollongongbut there are 3 too many kids in our class for places on the bus trip thereand petfields running a demerit scheme to see who stays behindthats rightevery time a kid does something wrongthey get a chalk mark against their namei never ever looked like i was gonna goi had already turn the corner into the next column of marksbefore any other kid got on the board2 kids were off school with illness anywayso one morning i waved my class goodbyeand i was drafted into the opportunity classthe opportunity class in lyneham canberra 1966 was not funnyin fact it was rather scaryin a separate wing of the school was the opportunity classfull of strange kids who these days would be seen as a.d.d.tor aspergersor somethingsome couldnt speak english properlysome had seeing or hearing problemsand some of them were working class australian kidswhose parents were literally dirt poorand these kids were as hard as fucking nailsyeah theyd give any london artful dodger a run for ‘is moneyand theyd lumped em in from all agesinto this one classin a weird classroomin a distant wingand the teacher was weird toomr harveya big rawboned redfaced ex rugby star or somethingand the classroom was weirdly shapedsplit level and the classes were like feeding time at the zooand i sat there amongst these kids with their thick glassesand handmedown stained n knitted n darned uniformsyou knew some of em were going straight to fucking jailthey knew it tooeven at 10 […]

1966

there i am
my last year of lyneham primary
our teacher was mr petfield
he didnt particularly like me or hate me
he wasnt a bad guy i suppose
he was about as old as i am now
and i imagine the tedium of teaching
a bunch of little 12 year olds every day
my school is visiting our sister school in wollongong
but there are 3 too many kids in our class
for places on the bus trip there
and petfields running a demerit scheme to see who stays behind
thats right
every time a kid does something wrong
they get a chalk mark against their name
i never ever looked like i was gonna go
i had already turn the corner into the next column of marks
before any other kid got on the board
2 kids were off school with illness anyway
so one morning i waved my class goodbye
and i was drafted into the opportunity class
the opportunity class in lyneham canberra 1966 was not funny
in fact it was rather scary
in a separate wing of the school was the opportunity class
full of strange kids who these days would be seen as a.d.d.t
or aspergers
or something
some couldnt speak english properly
some had seeing or hearing problems
and some of them
were working class australian kids
whose parents were literally dirt poor
and these kids were as hard as fucking nails
yeah theyd give any london artful dodger a run for ‘is money
and theyd lumped em in from all ages
into this one class
in a weird classroom
in a distant wing
and the teacher was weird too
mr harvey
a big rawboned redfaced ex rugby star or something
and the classroom was weirdly shaped
split level
and the classes were like feeding time at the zoo
and i sat there
amongst these kids with their thick glasses
and handmedown stained n knitted n darned uniforms
you knew some of em were going straight to fucking jail
they knew it too
even at 10 or 11
ooh it was so weird
inside myself im this permanent priggish prude
constantly amazed by how “the other half lives”
i was shocked at how some of the kids smelt of burned wee
or something
i was amazed at their dirty fingernails and
wild unkempt hair
the language they used
and their pronunciations
and mr harvey himself
presiding over this chaotic rabble of kids
with his deep booming voice
his slowly said instructions
that wry half smile in everything he did
god i can still see em all now
oh those poor children
and that awful circus-like class
immigrant kids just landed in australia
from god knows where
and they punch first and never ask questions at all
and here i was
some smartass kid from 6A
sent down here to cool his heels
while the rest of the toffy 6Aers went on hols
it seemed like most of em couldnt read properly
a huge 12 year old darkskinned boy
struggling along with myopic girls who were 9
to read kindergarten texts
of course eventually my class came back
and i was double whammied by all the talk
about places i hadnt been
and people i’d never met
kid in playground 1 : hey what about spikes room?
me: whos spike?
kip2: he wasnt there…
kip1: spike was my billet…
kip2: he had his own flat out the back…
kip1: with his own stereo…
kip2: he had playboys too…
kip1 ; he had all the rollings stones records….
kip2: he had a book about john lennon…
kip1: he had a girlfriend who lived next door…
kip2: and his twin sister….
kip1 : i kissed her…
kip2: yeah he kissed her…
me: groan

the raw-ing sixties

1961me n my dad sitting in the garagewe got this german shepherd dogcalled duke the secondhes a really stupid bloody doghe jumped over the fence and has eaten some of mrs paytens chickensand theyre very angry now, our neighbourshis ears wont stand upwhich frustrates my dadwho keeps sayinghe doesnt even bloody look anything like an alsation..we discover he has “mastoiditis’” in his earsso my dads trying to rub this cream in his sore earsbut the dog keeps turning round n biting himme and dad are trying to sing the dog asleepso we can rub this cream in“go to sleep old dukeyclose your peepy byesgo to sleep old dukeygo to sleepy-byes”but the dog keeps growling and biting at ushis ears never did stand uphe pushed his luck with the chickens tooand he ended up somewhere elsewhere someone wanted a floppy eared stupid chickenkiller alsation 1962i was in love with shirley urbanpale gold hair in plaitsolive skinpale blue eyes…linger on…she never seemed to say muchshe seemed to smile and giggle a loti think she might have been a czechdid she care for me?i doubt iti was so incredibly shyi just watched from a distanceuntil we did the grand old duke of york one daythat was a dance where you held handsand me n shirley held hands and danced under the other kids handsthat song still gives me butterfliesbut nothing ever eventuatedi blamed the clodhopper shoes my mother bought mepaddle shoes they were calledlike big bloody boats they werewith this rubber bumper bar going round the outsidei knew i hated emand then one day i noticed garry simpsons shoeswith chiseled square toes…oh they were beautifulhow could i ever get shirley urban with shoes like these??? 1963 into primary schoolmy teacher was mrs peacocksexuality began to swirl into my worldthere was a rumour that […]

1961
me n my dad sitting in the garage
we got this german shepherd dog
called duke the second
hes a really stupid bloody dog
he jumped over the fence
and has eaten some of mrs paytens chickens
and theyre very angry now, our neighbours
his ears wont stand up
which frustrates my dad
who keeps saying
he doesnt even bloody look anything like an alsation..
we discover he has “mastoiditis'” in his ears
so my dads trying to rub this cream in his sore ears
but the dog keeps turning round n biting him
me and dad are trying to sing the dog asleep
so we can rub this cream in
“go to sleep old dukey
close your peepy byes
go to sleep old dukey
go to sleepy-byes”
but the dog keeps growling and biting at us
his ears never did stand up
he pushed his luck with the chickens too
and he ended up somewhere else
where someone wanted a floppy eared stupid chickenkiller alsation

1962
i was in love with shirley urban
pale gold hair in plaits
olive skin
pale blue eyes…linger on…
she never seemed to say much
she seemed to smile and giggle a lot
i think she might have been a czech
did she care for me?
i doubt it
i was so incredibly shy
i just watched from a distance
until we did the grand old duke of york one day
that was a dance where you held hands
and me n shirley held hands
and danced under the other kids hands
that song still gives me butterflies
but nothing ever eventuated
i blamed the clodhopper shoes my mother bought me
paddle shoes they were called
like big bloody boats they were
with this rubber bumper bar going round the outside
i knew i hated em
and then one day i noticed garry simpsons shoes
with chiseled square toes…oh they were beautiful
how could i ever get shirley urban with shoes like these???

1963

into primary school
my teacher was mrs peacock
sexuality began to swirl into my world
there was a rumour that some kids had seen
mr doust “rooting” mrs peacock on a table
in a room thru a keyhole
i always felt strangely about her after that, i must say
i imagined her on a table being “rooted” all the time
i didnt know what “rooted” meant
but it sure sounded like something i needed to investigate
a boy in 6th grade gave us youngsters some tips one day
i remember his name was teddy aitken
and he had dyed his hair blond with lemon juice
to show he was a surfie
he told us your balls were called your cods
and your dick was called your tool or your mule (!?)
he said said a root was when you put your tool
against a girls “crack”
jesus….where did this all happen ? we youngsters chorused
in the bush usually…teddy said with authority
you take em out in the bush and you root em he said
well this sent my mind whirling
i hadnt connected this with babies yet
my mother had had russell my brother last year
but i didnt know there was any hanky panky involved
mum said god put babies in ladies tummies
and that seemed ok to me
then dad took me to a father n son night
where i finally figured it out…
you mean we all got here
because men were putting their tools on ladies cracks??
i decided to try out my racey new vocabulary on mrs peacock
my next composition was something like
i was riding my mule and fishing for cods
and i saw a crack and tripped over some roots
and i lost my big tool…etc
my parents were called up the school
and i got a stern talking to
hmmm…the groan-ups were hip to our lingo
that same year i came across my first copy of playboy
nothing in my life up to that moment
had prepared me for the sight of the centrefolded girl
her huge “nellies” as my dad called em
or her naked pink bottom running with suds
as she stood up in the bath revealing all
wow! i thought to myself
anxiety and something else growing in me now

1964

we moved to shepparton victoria
i went to a new school for the first time
they played different football down here
and they laughed at my rugby style
we listened to beatle records all the time
russell with a plastic bowl on his head imitating a beatle do
both of us strumming badminton raquets
russell was quite a twinkle toes n took his beatling seriously
he bopped around all flush faced as if it were life or death
i fell in love with a girl called christine cameron
she sometimes had blue teeth from (i guess) drinking ink
i thought her blue teeth were the loveliest thing i had seen
we wrote with a pen n nib n ink from a well
i loved the smell of indian ink
which some us were allowed to use sometimes for art
after a rough start i became dux of the class
my first and only dux-hood (# 1 in class)
at the very end of 64 we moved to canberra

1965
a lot happened in 65
i burned down a park
i met and fought nigel murray
later to become known as nick ward
i got accused of sending dirty letters to anna struss
which i didnt do
but the headmaster left me alone with her father
this austrian madman
who pulled me around by my ears
and grabbed my chin and yanked me about
the letter had said
“lets have a root n see how many babies we get”
and it was signed by me
the idiots who sent it had even signed it stephen kilby
but hey
it didnt stop the cops coming round our house
ha ha
its 1965 and these 2 coppers knock at our front door
very seriously investigating this obscene letter
my mum opens the door
the first thing they see is this nude my dad had painted
next thing
theres a playboy lying around
my mother said
we believe in giving our children a very broadminded upbringing
the cops were certain they had their man
even when the other kids
admitted to it
they reckoned they were “covering up” for me
have i told y’all that story before?
boy the anxiety was starting to rev up now

wow
that was a lot just to get to 66
now i got rsi again
ok tomorrow
66 -70

love
stephen

memory lane changer

1945 les n joyce meetour lives are merely trees of possibilitiesend of the warsummer of peace 1948les n joyce get marriedi do i do i doto have and to holdtime being a glimmer in the eyetime being coming down the linetime being getting ready re: in car, nate 1954oh a little bundle of joy arrives 1955see me in my pram asleepa golden child with tiny angels a’hoveringhear my dulcet tones when i gurgle out my first phrase of da da esque poetry 1956see me walking talking living boysee my budgie napoleonsee me fly my red plane and my blue plane see me in watercolour memory gardenthe summer nights in sweetbriardad bangin’ on a piana 1957 im in australialook its the ninety fiftiesmen were menn women had those horrible hairdos with all the sprayhow poisonous was all that bloody spraysprayed all over yer face n in yer scalpairborne glueconditions in australia a little “rawer” than englandespecially the matter of sanitationhey les can do well here thohe’s a photographer n pianist n mechanicn a all round cockney geezer hes bloody funny too that leslieaint ‘e , ladiesooh that les….such a comedian 1958daptooh idyllic days before i started schoolsitting up in bed colouring next to me mums having her afternoon napmum n dad have these curtains diffusing soft light in their roomim very quiet n stilli dont want to wake mum upi am the custodian n guardian of her napi will keep stilland in the delicacy of each movementin the extreme quietness and slowness of each momenti colour my book insuch marvellous storieslittle toy sailors riding fish that looked like dolphinshobgoblins and witchesa door in a tree leads to a faery feastthe midnight hour kidnapped n rescued by a mousea fierce old man with a beard who turns out to be friendly(first time […]

1945
les n joyce meet
our lives are merely trees of possibilities
end of the war
summer of peace

1948
les n joyce get married
i do i do i do
to have and to hold
time being a glimmer in the eye
time being coming down the line
time being getting ready
re: in car, nate

1954
oh a little bundle of joy arrives

1955
see me in my pram asleep
a golden child with tiny angels a’hovering
hear my dulcet tones
when i gurgle out my first phrase of da da esque poetry

1956
see me walking talking living boy
see my budgie napoleon
see me fly my red plane and my blue plane
see me in watercolour memory garden
the summer nights in sweetbriar
dad bangin’ on a piana

1957
im in australia
look its the ninety fifties
men were men
n women had those horrible hairdos with all the spray
how poisonous was all that bloody spray
sprayed all over yer face n in yer scalp
airborne glue
conditions in australia a little “rawer” than england
especially the matter of sanitation
hey les can do well here tho
he’s a photographer n pianist n mechanic
n a all round cockney geezer
hes bloody funny too that leslie
aint ‘e , ladies
ooh that les….such a comedian

1958
dapto
oh idyllic days before i started school
sitting up in bed colouring
next to me mums having her afternoon nap
mum n dad have these curtains diffusing soft light in their room
im very quiet n still
i dont want to wake mum up
i am the custodian n guardian of her nap
i will keep still
and in the delicacy of each movement
in the extreme quietness and slowness of each moment
i colour my book in
such marvellous stories
little toy sailors riding fish that looked like dolphins
hobgoblins and witches
a door in a tree leads to a faery feast
the midnight hour kidnapped n rescued by a mouse
a fierce old man with a beard who turns out to be friendly
(first time i saw the word “fierce”…will always associate with that book)
i discover my favourite colours among my pencils were pink n mauve
they had some important link i could never fathom
same as the letters j and f
those two letters have some link my young heart told me
maybe coming from before….?

1959
at one of our seemingly endless picnics
here we all are by the side of a lagoon on a perma-sunday
the dads are all snoozing in deck chairs
the mums are all getting lunch ready
the kids are all floating round on blow up toys
theres joyce with a flask of hot tea
theres les with his new fangled movie camera
a movie camera….that les…!
hes gotta have all the latest gadgets
he sweeps in low and films all the ladies legs
they all have a giggle except mum
shes used to his antics
oh look
that little freckle face kid
hes a skinny little sod
his hair is short backnsides and bleached sandy by the sun
his shoulders are red n peeling
so hes swimming with a t shirt on which he hates
some of my relatives are really lovely
aunty ivy was nice to me
seeming like she came from another age
aunty lou my dads sister was a hard lady to handle
she fomented revolt n dissent with all her rellies
humphing n tut tut tutting n shh n rolling her eyes
she wound em up n she set em against each other
a real matriach worthy of a roman dynasty
lou used to try to set me dad against me
it hurt me that my dad was taking flack from his big sister
over me n my bad behaviour
my cheekiness towards the groan-ups
my lack of the required subservience
the way i didnt eat my dinner
the only food i liked was fried egg n chips…!
lou had a million little aphorisms along the lines of
children should be seen n not heard
kinda trip
still on days like these
life seemed endlessly pleasurable
but anxiety had begun to pop into my stomach
a general uneasiness as i began to suss the lie of the land

1960
i go to a school
everyday i go there and get educated
i learn how to sing christmas carols
i learn how to daydream
i learn how to look at the pretty girls
i learn how to compete
i learn the hit of winning
i learn the miss of losing
i learn the currents of popularity
i learn to compare
i learn to bully and be bullied
i learn to get in fights
i learn to avoid fights
i get threepence
wrapped in my hanky for bus fare n after school
my mum has already made my lunch and playlunch
at 11 oclock we drink warm milk left in the playground
(it wasnt supposed to be warm….)
we use this paint that had a wonderful smell
we do a play
we have yo yo experts come to school
we have a fancy dress competition
we catch the bus home
i watch superman starring george reeves
i watch zorro
i watch rin tin tin
i watch lassie
i watch the cisco kid
i watch robin hood
and the adventures of lancelot
mr squiggle n the gillypops
i watch bandstand
i go to bed at 7 30
dad tells me a story
anxiety creeping more
school is frightening
i realise i’ll never have those days with my mother again
they were over before i knew it
i decide i dont really like school

tomorrow
the roaring sixties